Would you rather?

[matty_f]

This question came up on Shortbangers last week, and i thought it was really good, so the point in this thread is to answer the question and then pose your own “would you rather” for the next person.

Would you rather get a paper cut between your fingers every time you touched paper, or bite your tongue every time you ate?

[Scouse Hibee]

Bite my tongue


Would you rather discover your partner was having an affair or discover you are not the biological parent of the child you have brought up as your own.

[matty_f]

Bite my tongue


Would you rather discover your partner was having an affair or discover you are not the biological parent of the child you have brought up as your own.

Affair, definitely.

Would you rather sleep with a mermaid that was top half human/bottom half fish, or top half fish/bottom half human?

[Hibrandenburg]

Affair, definitely.

Would you rather sleep with a mermaid that was top half human/bottom half fish, or top half fish/bottom half human?

Top half human bottom half fish. I'd get banned if I explained why.

Would you rather spend months stuck at home or inadvertently pass on a potentially deadly virus to your granny?

[easty]

Affair, definitely.

Would you rather sleep with a mermaid that was top half human/bottom half fish, or top half fish/bottom half human?

Bottom half human, or the scales would be uncomfortable with friction.

Would you rather live the rest of your life without music or without football?

[Mibbes Aye]

Bottom half human, or the scales would be uncomfortable with friction.

Would you rather live the rest of your life without music or without football?

I couldn’t imagine not having music, so I would live without football. And I assume I would still have cricket.

Would you rather live the rest of your life not being able to eat something with sugar or something with salt?

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Top half human bottom half fish. I'd get banned if I explained why.

Would you rather spend months stuck at home or inadvertently pass on a potentially deadly virus to your granny?

My granny is dead so I’m going for a pint.

Would you rather be burnt alive or be dropped in crocodile infested waters?

[Scouse Hibee]

My granny is dead so I’m going for a pint.

Would you rather be burnt alive or be dropped in crocodile infested waters?

Crocodile infested waters, I feel that would be a quicker less painful death.

Would you rather have a new car given to you every year for the rest of your life or £5k cash every year.

[offshorehibby]

Crocodile infested waters, I feel that would be a quicker less painful death.

Would you rather have a new car given to you every year for the rest of your life or £5k cash every year.

£5K cash every year

Would you rather give up all drinks except for water or give up eating anything that was cooked in an oven?

[Scouse Hibee]

£5K cash every year

Would you rather give up all drinks except for water or give up eating anything that was cooked in an oven?

Having just spent a week waiting for a new oven, I’ll happily give up drinks.

Would you rather receive an expensive gift or a cheap gift that has a special meaning.

[matty_f]

Having just spent a week waiting for a new oven, I’ll happily give up drinks.

Would you rather receive an expensive gift or a cheap gift that has a special meaning.

Cheap gift with meaning.

Would you rather only be able to run everywhere or never be able to run at all?

[Craig_HFC]

Cheap gift with meaning.

Would you rather only be able to run everywhere or never be able to run at all?

Never be able to run at all.

Would you rather be able to speak to animals (and them speak back) or be able to speak in every language?

[Mon Dieu4]

Speak to animals

Would you rather fight one man sized Goose or 100 geese sized men?

[hibsbollah]

Speak to animals

Would you rather fight one man sized Goose or 100 geese sized men?

Happy Mabon :faf:

[Mon Dieu4]

Happy Mabon :faf:

:faf::faf:

[Hibrandenburg]

Cheap gift with meaning.

Would you rather only be able to run everywhere or never be able to run at all?

I actually did run everywhere for about 8 months as part of my preparation for a course. It was strange at first but became second nature after a while.

Would you rather be permanently drunk or permanently sober?

[Northernhibee]

I actually did run everywhere for about 8 months as part of my preparation for a course. It was strange at first but became second nature after a while.

Would you rather be permanently drunk or permanently sober?

Sober.

Would you rather Hibs won the Champions League with this current team and lost all future derbies or never lost a derby again?

[matty_f]

Sober.

Would you rather Hibs won the Champions League with this current team and lost all future derbies or never lost a derby again?

Never lose a derby again.

One for the guys:

Would you rather have a permanent erection that never subsided or never be able to get one?

[speedy_gonzales]

Never lose a derby again.

One for the guys:

Would you rather have a permanent erection that never subsided or never be able to get one?

Permanent erection (I'm thinking that's obvious but everyone is different)

After you shuffle off this mortal coil, would you rather suffer eternal damnation in hell or be reincarnated as a Rover driving, cardigan wearing, Duncan?

[matty_f]

Permanent erection (I'm thinking that's obvious but everyone is different)

After you shuffle off this mortal coil, would you rather suffer eternal damnation in hell or be reincarnated as a Rover driving, cardigan wearing, Duncan?

Satan every day of the week!! :faf:

Would you rather have tiny hands (like newborn baby size) or tiny feet?

[Scouse Hibee]

Satan every day of the week!! :faf:

Would you rather have tiny hands (like newborn baby size) or tiny feet?

Tiny feet

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg.

[CmoantheHibs]

Tiny feet

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg.
An arm

Would you rather try to survive a week in the Sahara or in the arctic?

[lapsedhibee]

An arm

Would you rather try to survive a week in the Sahara or in the arctic?

Arctic.

Would you rather live till 85, or forever?

[matty_f]

Arctic.

Would you rather live till 85, or forever?

85. - at some point the sun will die out so living forever would be horrific.

Would you rather be smart of beautiful?

[Scouse Hibee]

85. - at some point the sun will die out so living forever would be horrific.

Would you rather be smart of beautiful?

Smart


Would you rather be deaf or blind

[Jones28]

Would you rather spend every day dealing with incompetent solicitors or have 24 hours to get your affairs in order and never have access to one again?


No I have definitely not just had horrendous experience with totally incompetent solicitors who have made me and my young family homeless for the next 10 days.

[HibbyDave]

Get affairs in order.

Would you rather take legal advice from the wee bald estate agent or lord pishy breeks?

[Since90+2]

Get affairs in order.

Would you rather take legal advice from the wee bald estate agent or lord pishy breeks?

Lord Pishy.

Would you rather be trapped in a small room with 10,000 tarantulas for 10 minutes, or eat 10 tarantulas in 10 minutes?

[lapsedhibee]

Get affairs in order.

Would you rather take legal advice from the wee bald estate agent or lord pishy breeks?

LPB - both idiots so would ignore any advice, but his voice a bit easier on the ear.

Would you rather be gifted £10 today or £20 on 1 November?

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

LPB - both idiots so would ignore any advice, but his voice a bit easier on the ear.

Would you rather be gifted £10 today or £20 on 1 November?

£10 today. If it is a gift then you are £10 up.

Would you rather have sex with a beauty in the dark or a minger in the light?

[matty_f]

£10 today. If it is a gift then you are £10 up.

Would you rather have sex with a beauty in the dark or a minger in the light?

Beauty.

Would you rather only be able to shout or only be able to whisper?

[lapsedhibee]

Beauty.

Would you rather only be able to shout or only be able to whisper?

Shout. A whisper doesn't carry 2m, so people would lean in and you'd eventually catch Covid.

Would you rather lock yourself out of your house in your underpants or Trump get re-elected?

[Alfiembra]

Underpants

Would you rather be unable to read or be unable to hear?

[CmoantheHibs]

Underpants

Would you rather be unable to read or be unable to hear?

Read
Would you rather be able to fly or breathe under water?

[Hibrandenburg]

Read
Would you rather be able to fly or breathe under water?

No brainer for me,fly.

Would you rather be a dog or a cat?

[matty_f]

No brainer for me,fly.

Would you rather be a dog or a cat?

A cat. Just for the amount of f***s they don’t give :faf:

Works you rather always forget people’s names or always forget people’s faces?

[Hibrandenburg]

A cat. Just for the amount of f***s they don’t give :faf:

Works you rather always forget people’s names or always forget people’s faces?

Names, if you recognize a face you can always ask what was your name again. That said, there's a few faces I'd like to forget. :greengrin

Would you rather have the screaming runs or bottle cork constipation?

[J-C]

A cat. Just for the amount of f***s they don’t give :faf:

Works you rather always forget people’s names or always forget people’s faces?

Hard one that as I do both regularly, probably forget names as at least I'll remember if the face is someone I like or not.

Would you rather work till you're 65 in a job you adore for average wages, or work in a job you hate, get paid really well and retire at 55.

[Since90+2]

Hard one that as I do both regularly, probably forget names as at least I'll remember if the face is someone I like or not.

Would you rather work till you're 65 in a job you adore for average wages, or work in a job you hate, get paid really well and retire at 55.

Job you adore. You could die at 56.

Would you rather Hibs won the league or Scotland won the world cup?

[J-C]

Job you adore. You could die at 56.

Would you rather Hibs won the league or Scotland won the world cup?

Definitely the league, done the cup and league cup, just the league before I die.


Would you rather lose your sense of taste or smell.

[Scouse Hibee]

Definitely the league, done the cup and league cup, just the league before I die.


Would you rather lose your sense of taste or smell.

Smell.

Would you rather lose your finger nails or your teeth.

[Pretty Boy]

Smell.

Would you rather lose your finger nails or your teeth.

Nails.

Would you rather make a solitary 10 minute cameo for Hibs in a Derby win or play for Hibs for 10 years but only win 1 Derby?

[matty_f]

Nails.

Would you rather make a solitary 10 minute cameo for Hibs in a Derby win or play for Hibs for 10 years but only win 1 Derby?

This one was tough. 10 minute cameo just so everyone else doesn’t have to suffer.

Would you rather never win a derby but win more trophies than Hearts, or win all the derbies but win less silverware?

[Speedy]

This one was tough. 10 minute cameo just so everyone else doesn’t have to suffer.

Would you rather never win a derby but win more trophies than Hearts, or win all the derbies but win less silverware?

More trophies

Would you rather have no access to books or no access to tv?

[Pretty Boy]

More trophies

Would you rather have no access to books or no access to tv?

TV.

Would you rather be wrongly imprisoned for a year of your life or wrongly acquitted but have to give up a year at the end of your life?

[lapsedhibee]

TV.

Would you rather be wrongly imprisoned for a year of your life or wrongly acquitted but have to give up a year at the end of your life?

Acquitted. You might die a year from now.

Would you rather a mild electric shock or a shock twice that strength lasting half as long?

[matty_f]

Acquitted. You might die a year from now.

Would you rather a mild electric shock or a shock twice that strength lasting half as long?

Big shock, get it over and done with.

Would you rather only be able to lie or only be able to tell the truth?

[CmoantheHibs]

Big shock, get it over and done with.

Would you rather only be able to lie or only be able to tell the truth?

Tell the truth

Would you rather be a tree or a cloud?

[lapsedhibee]

Tell the truth

Would you rather be a tree or a cloud?

Cloud. Don't like dugs pishing on me.

Would you rather be trapped in a lift or an unhappy marriage?

[Scouse Hibee]

Cloud. Don't like dugs pishing on me.

Would you rather be trapped in a lift or an unhappy marriage?

A lift

Would you rather mow the lawn or cut the hedge?

[Hibrandenburg]

Cloud. Don't like dugs pishing on me.

Would you rather be trapped in a lift or an unhappy marriage?

Lift, I won't have to pay the lift alimony when I eventually get out.

If you were born again and had the choice, would you rather be a man or a woman?

[Scouse Hibee]

Lift, I won't have to pay the lift alimony when I eventually get out.

If you were born again and had the choice, would you rather be a man or a woman?

😡

[Hibrandenburg]

😡

Why have you got a beamer?

[Scouse Hibee]

Why have you got a beamer?

You went out of turn read the thread above.😁

Would rather be a man.


Would you rather paint or wallpaper?

[Hibrandenburg]

You went out of turn read the thread above.😁

Would rather be a man.


Would you rather paint or wallpaper?

:greengrin Happened to me earlier in the thread. I must have answered a whole 7 seconds after you.

[Hibrandenburg]

You went out of turn read the thread above.😁

Would rather be a man.


Would you rather paint or wallpaper?

Wallpaper.

Would you rather be stung by a wasp or a bee?

[J-C]

:greengrin Happened to me earlier in the thread. I must have answered a whole 7 seconds after you.

You can have numerous answers to each question, I dont think it's a queueing system, it's all bit of fun, answer any question you want in any order.

[Hibbyradge]

You can have numerous answers to each question, I dont think it's a queueing system, it's all bit of fun, answer any question you want in any order.

Top half fish.

[Hibbyradge]

Wallpaper.

Would you rather be stung by a wasp or a bee?

A wasp. Bees die after they sting and when the bees die, we die.

Would you rather be poor and be safe, or rich and under threat?

[J-C]

A wasp. Bees die after they sting and when the bees die, we die.

Would you rather be poor and be safe, or rich and under threat?

Poor and safe, money doesn't always give happiness.

Would you rather have kids or just be with the wife all your life.

[CmoantheHibs]

Poor and safe, money doesn't always give happiness.

Would you rather have kids or just be with the wife all your life.
Have kids

Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra eye on the back of your neck?

[lapsedhibee]

Have kids

Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra eye on the back of your neck?

Eye. What could you do with an arm coming out the back of your neck?

Would you rather be able to scale walls without equipment or see through them?

[Hibbyradge]

Eye. What could you do with an arm coming out the back of your neck?

Would you rather be able to scale walls without equipment or see through them?

See through them.

Donna Markey in the girls' changing rooms after a hot July day's netball practice...oh sweet Jesus.

Would you rather be a venomous snake or a venomous spider?

[Alfiembra]

See through them.

Donna Markey in the girls' changing rooms after a hot July day's netball practice...oh sweet Jesus.

Would you rather be a venomous snake or a venomous spider?

Snake

Would you rather SJM never leaves Aston Villa and and has a stellar career and Hibs never recoup the sell on fee..
Or he gets sold to ManU and warms the bench for the rest of his career and Hibs get Megabucks?

[Hibbyradge]

Snake

Would you rather SJM never leaves Aston Villa and and has a stellar career and Hibs never recoup the sell on fee..
Or he gets sold to ManU and warms the bench for the rest of his career and Hibs get Megabucks?

Bring on the Megabucks!

Would you rather suffer from incontinence or chronic constipation?

[Speedy]

A lift

Would you rather mow the lawn or cut the hedge?

Easy one that. Cutting the hedge is a total ballache. Cutting the grass is fine.

[matty_f]

Bring on the Megabucks!

Would you rather suffer from incontinence or chronic constipation?

Constipation, a lot of people say I'm full of the brown stuff already anyway.

Would you rather only be able to watch your favourite film forever, or never be able to watch another movie?

[Killiehibbie]

Constipation, a lot of people say I'm full of the brown stuff already anyway.

Would you rather only be able to watch your favourite film forever, or never be able to watch another movie?

Never watch another film.

Have a real lockdown for a short time or endless part lockdowns waiting on a vaccine?

[Hibbyradge]

Never watch another film.

Have a real lockdown for a short time or endless part lockdowns waiting on a vaccine?

If there was a vaccine at the end, I'd go for a short lockdown. Otherwise there's no point in the lockdown.

Would you rather be able to juggle or ride a unicycle?

[Hibrandenburg]

If there was a vaccine at the end, I'd go for a short lockdown. Otherwise there's no point in the lockdown.

Would you rather be able to juggle or ride a unicycle?

Unicycle, I can already juggle.

If you had to have sauce on a fried egg roll, would you rather have red or brown?

[Scouse Hibee]

Unicycle, I can already juggle.

If you had to have sauce on a fried egg roll, would you rather have red or brown?

Brown on anything fried

Would you rather have a years supply of KFC or McDonalds

[matty_f]

Brown on anything fried

Would you rather have a years supply of KFC or McDonalds

KFC

Would you rather spend ten minutes trying to have rational conversation with a teenager or a lifetime of smashing your own face into a gravel coated wall?

(question may or may not be related to a recent discussion with my daughter. Also, does anyone know how to soothe gravel rash?)

[Alfiembra]

KFC

Would you rather spend ten minutes trying to have rational conversation with a teenager or a lifetime of smashing your own face into a gravel coated wall?

(question may or may not be related to a recent discussion with my daughter. Also, does anyone know how to soothe gravel rash?)

Smash your thumb with a hammer and it’ll take your mind off the gravel rash :wink:

Even though you know you are 100% correct in an argument with your wife would you rather concede defeat and get to sleep in your own bed. Or would you claim victory and spend the next week sleeping in the shed.

[hibby6270]

Smash your thumb with a hammer and it’ll take your mind off the gravel rash :wink:

Even though you know you are 100% correct in an argument with your wife would you rather concede defeat and get to sleep in your own bed. Or would you claim victory and spend the next week sleeping in the shed.

Concede defeat. Likely the whole process will occur again next week. :rolleyes:

Would you rather take £1 million today or start with a penny today then double the amount every day for a month (31 days) and take the final amount then?

[Hibbyradge]

Concede defeat. Likely the whole process will occur again next week. :rolleyes:

Would you rather take £1 million today or start with a penny today then double the amount every day for a month (31 days) and take the final amount then?

More than happy to wait!

Would you rather never take more than 2 putts or never miss a fairway?

[CmoantheHibs]

More than happy to wait!

Would you rather never take more than 2 putts or never miss a fairway?

2 putts

Would you rather be a pop/rock star or a world famous footballer?

[Pretty Boy]

2 putts

Would you rather be a pop/rock star or a world famous footballer?

Rock star. The lifestyle required to be a really top player these days is too restrictive.

Would you rather be amazingly good looking with no personality or have a great personality but be ugly?

[J-C]

Rock star. The lifestyle required to be a really top player these days is too restrictive.

Would you rather be amazingly good looking with no personality or have a great personality but be ugly?

Hard one as I already have both but I'll take personality any day, beauty is skin deep as they say.

Would you rather be able to play guitar but sing like a foghorn, or have great voice but hopeless on the guitar.

[danhibees1875]

Hard one as I already have both but I'll take personality any day, beauty is skin deep as they say.

Would you rather be able to play guitar but sing like a foghorn, or have great voice but hopeless on the guitar.

Voice.

Would you rather never have to deal with dirty laundry or dirty dishes?

[matty_f]

Voice.

Would you rather never have to deal with dirty laundry or dirty dishes?

Laundry

Would you rather be invisible or be able to fly?

[Hibbyradge]

Laundry

Would you rather be invisible or be able to fly?

Fly. Who cares if you got caught looking? You'd just fly off, laughing! :wink:

What would you rather never be able to use again, your TV or your hi-fi?

[Northernhibee]

Fly. Who cares if you got caught looking? You'd just fly off, laughing! :wink:

What would you rather never be able to use again, your TV or your hi-fi?
TV

What would you rather, only be able to watch Hibs games from days gone by or only watch Hibs games in the future and not be able to relive our past in any way?

[CmoantheHibs]

TV

What would you rather, only be able to watch Hibs games from days gone by or only watch Hibs games in the future and not be able to relive our past in any way?
In the future. rewatching games is ok but not knowing the outcome of matches is where the excitement lies.

Would you rather have a conversation with God or Satan?

[lapsedhibee]

In the future. rewatching games is ok but not knowing the outcome of matches is where the excitement lies.

Would you rather have a conversation with God or Satan?

God. Satan would be lying the whole time and we can get that from Trump and Johnson.

Would you rather know or not know that your life was going to end suddenly in a fortnight?

[Since90+2]

God. Satan would be lying the whole time and we can get that from Trump and Johnson.

Would you rather know or not know that your life was going to end suddenly in a fortnight?

If it's a short timescale like a fortnight I'd rather know. If it was years I'm not sure.

Would you rather Hibs won the Scottish cup or reached the quarter finals of the Europa League?

[CmoantheHibs]

Scottish cup

Would you rather read the book or watch the film based on the book?

[Hibrandenburg]

Scottish cup

Would you rather read the book or watch the film based on the book?

Read the book. Would you rather join Miyagi-Do or Cobra Kai?

[matty_f]

Read the book. Would you rather join Miyagi-Do or Cobra Kai?

Miyagi-Do, the Kobra Kai gadgies are too weird and take everything too literally.

Would you rather have one partner to love til you die, or a life of loveless one night stands?

[Northernhibee]

Miyagi-Do, the Kobra Kai gadgies are too weird and take everything too literally.

Would you rather have one partner to love til you die, or a life of loveless one night stands?

One partner, not only have I converted mine to being a Hibby but I hope that's the case anyway :greengrin

What would you rather give up - 21st of May or the birth of your first born? :greengrin

[CmoantheHibs]

One partner, not only have I converted mine to being a Hibby but I hope that's the case anyway :greengrin

What would you rather give up - 21st of May or the birth of your first born? :greengrin

21st of May
Would you rather Hibs win the semi final but hearts get promoted or hearts win the semi final but don’t manage to come back up.

[matty_f]

21st of May
Would you rather Hibs win the semi final but hearts get promoted or hearts win the semi final but don’t manage to come back up.

Hibs win. Every time.

This was pitched to Longbangers - would you rather orgasm every time you fart, or fart every time you orgasm?

[Hibbyradge]

Hibs win. Every time.

This was pitched to Longbangers - would you rather orgasm every time you fart, or fart every time you orgasm?

One fart a year on birthdays sounds very civilised. :greengrin

One for the boys; What would you rather lose, an eye or a testicle?

[matty_f]

One fart a year on birthdays sounds very civilised. :greengrin

One for the boys; What would you rather lose, an eye or a testicle?

Testicle. I'm at an age where one will probably do anyway :greengrin

Would you rather work with someone who never stops whistling or never stops talking?

[Alfiembra]

Testicle. I'm at an age where one will probably do anyway :greengrin

Would you rather work with someone who never stops whistling or never stops talking?

whistle, easier to tell them to keep it down than tell them to shut up.

Would you rather win the lottery but be unhappy for the rest of your life or just make enough to get by and be content?

[CmoantheHibs]

whistle, easier to tell them to keep it down than tell them to shut up.

Would you rather win the lottery but be unhappy for the rest of your life or just make enough to get by and be content?
Be content
Would you rather eat only pizza or only pasta for the rest of your life?

[Hibbyradge]

Be content
Would you rather eat only pizza or only pasta for the rest of your life?

Pasta without question. All those varieties, all those different sauces.

Would you rather be buried alive without hope of escape or burnt alive?

[lapsedhibee]

Pasta without question. All those varieties, all those different sauces.

Would you rather be buried alive without hope of escape or burnt alive?

Buried. Less painful.

Would you rather Johnson or Trump as your next door neighbour?

[Scouse Hibee]

Buried. Less painful.

Would you rather Johnson or Trump as your next door neighbour?

Boris, his security is far less intrusive than the secret service.

Would you rather eat sirloin or rib eye.

[Hibrandenburg]

Boris, his security is far less intrusive than the secret service.

Would you rather eat sirloin or rib eye.

Rib eye everytime.

Would you rather vote Brexit Party or UKIP?

[danhibees1875]

Rib eye everytime.

Would you rather vote Brexit Party or UKIP?

Both. Spoiled ballot you say? Oops.


Would you rather be a cat or a dog?

[Hibrandenburg]

Both. Spoiled ballot you say? Oops.


Would you rather be a cat or a dog?


A Horse.

Would you rather have never loved or loved and not had it reciprocated.

[J-C]

A Horse.

Would you rather have never loved or loved and not had it reciprocated.

Horse?

[Hibrandenburg]

Horse?

He started it! :greengrin

[Scouse Hibee]

Would you rather drown or suffocate.

[staunchhibby]

Neither

[matty_f]

Neither

Not sure you've got the hang of this thread, tbh.

Would you rather win a jackpot in one go or win a lower amount but get it regularly?

[Since90+2]

Not sure you've got the hang of this thread, tbh.

Would you rather win a jackpot in one go or win a lower amount but get it regularly?

Is the overall amount you receive the same regardless?

[CmoantheHibs]

Not sure you've got the hang of this thread, tbh.

Would you rather win a jackpot in one go or win a lower amount but get it regularly?
I’d rather get the jackpot in one go. I am careful with my money and too tight to blow it all anyway:greengrin
Would you rather live with a person that is ocd or a person that is a slob?

[lapsedhibee]

I’d rather get the jackpot in one go. I am careful with my money and too tight to blow it all anyway:greengrin
Would you rather live with a person that is ocd or a person that is a slob?

Slob. Even all the extra tidying/cleaning etc you might need to do for a slob would be less exhausting than dealing with OCD.

Would you rather give up football altogether or become a Hearts fan? (Supposing those are genuine alternatives, which is arguable.)

[danhibees1875]

Slob. Even all the extra tidying/cleaning etc you might need to do for a slob would be less exhausting than dealing with OCD.

Would you rather give up football altogether or become a Hearts fan? (Supposing those are genuine alternatives, which is arguable.)

Give it up although.

Would you rather win £50k or see your friend win £100k?

[matty_f]

Give it up although.

Would you rather win £50k or see your friend win £100k?

Win £50k, but that's just borne out of necessity at the moment, under normal circumstances I'd be happy to see my friend win £100k.

Would you rather be completely faithful to your partner, or have permission to be unfaithful knowing that they are doing the same?

[Since90+2]

Give it up although.

Would you rather win £50k or see your friend win £100k?

Maybe it's just me but that's not even debatable. I like my mates but no danger I'd be giving up £50,000 just so they can pocket 100 grand.

[Wilson]

Maybe it's just me but that's not even debatable. I like my mates but no danger I'd be giving up £50,000 just so they can pocket 100 grand.

Easy decision for me. Nae mates!

[Scouse Hibee]

Give it up although.

Would you rather win £50k or see your friend win £100k?

Only if my friend agreed a 50/50 deal on his £100k

[J-C]

Win £50k, but that's just borne out of necessity at the moment, under normal circumstances I'd be happy to see my friend win £100k.

Would you rather be completely faithful to your partner, or have permission to be unfaithful knowing that they are doing the same?

Totally faithful, could never get my head round these open relationships.

Would rather be told how your going to die, or just find out when it happens.

[danhibees1875]

Totally faithful, could never get my head round these open relationships.

Would rather be told how your going to die, or just find out when it happens.

I think just find out. If it was something like "in a car crash" I'd be scared to drive for the rest of my life.

Would you rather win £2M or £2Bn?

[matty_f]

I think just find out. If it was something like "in a car crash" I'd be scared to drive for the rest of my life.

Would you rather win £2M or £2Bn?

£2Bn - could do some real good with that.

Would you rather be known for being great at what you do or for being sound?

[Scouse Hibee]

£2Bn - could do some real good with that.

Would you rather be known for being great at what you do or for being sound?

Being sound.

Would you rather be a wealthy unhappy man or a poor happy man?

[Hibbyradge]

Being sound.

Would you rather be a wealthy unhappy man or a poor happy man?

Happy please.

I'd have thought that everyone wanted to be happy.

Would you prefer to lose your legs or your arms?

[lapsedhibee]

Happy please.

I'd have thought that everyone wanted to be happy.

Would you prefer to lose your legs or your arms?
One of each please.
Lose a testicle or a thumb?

[Hibbyradge]

One of each please.
Lose a testicle or a thumb?

Take a testicle. I wouldn't even wish it farewell.

I'd just say "Go nad".

Would you rather never again have chips or sweets/chocolate?

[CmoantheHibs]

Take a testicle. I wouldn't even wish it farewell.

I'd just say "Go nad".

Would you rather never again have chips or sweets/chocolate?
Sweets/chocolate as I don’t really eat them very often.
Would you rather have a deeply unhappy life but leave behind a wonderful legacy that is remembered for centuries or have an blissful life but be forgotten quickly.

[bigwheel]

Sweets/chocolate as I don’t really eat them very often.
Would you rather have a deeply unhappy life but leave behind a wonderful legacy that is remembered for centuries or have an blissful life but be forgotten quickly.

Bilssful life.

Would you rather be able to have football in your life but no music of any kind , or music in your life but no football of any kind

[Jones28]

21st of May
Would you rather Hibs win the semi final but hearts get promoted or hearts win the semi final but don’t manage to come back up.

Hibees first. Every time.

Would you rather hate the job but be financially comfortable or love the job and be financially insecure?

[matty_f]

Hibees first. Every time.

Would you rather hate the job but be financially comfortable or love the job and be financially insecure?

love the job. Life's too short to spend all your time doing something you hate.

Would you rather have your favourite meal served cold and badly, or a meal you don't like served hot and well.

[Killiehibbie]

Hibees first. Every time.

Would you rather hate the job but be financially comfortable or love the job and be financially insecure?

Give me the money, it's the only reason i've ever went to work.

[lapsedhibee]

love the job. Life's too short to spend all your time doing something you hate.

Would you rather have your favourite meal served cold and badly, or a meal you don't like served hot and well.

Hot pls.

Would you rather Trump & Starmer or Biden & Johnson for the next four years?

[Jones28]

love the job. Life's too short to spend all your time doing something you hate.

Would you rather have your favourite meal served cold and badly, or a meal you don't like served hot and well.

Cold; I can handle cold pizza.

Would you rather Hibs were moderately successful (3rd place every year or 2, European qualification, a trophy once every 5/6 years) and Hearts were unsuccessful (boing-boing relegations, **** in derbies, no money etc) or would you rather Hibs and Hearts were slugging it out every year for the title, trophies etc etc similar to the old firm.

[Pretty Boy]

Cold; I can handle cold pizza.

Would you rather Hibs were moderately successful (3rd place every year or 2, European qualification, a trophy once every 5/6 years) and Hearts were unsuccessful (boing-boing relegations, **** in derbies, no money etc) or would you rather Hibs and Hearts were slugging it out every year for the title, trophies etc etc similar to the old firm.

The 2nd option. Hearts being good doesn't really bother me as long as Hibs are better.

Would you rather live in permanent darkness or permanent daylight?

[Dinkydoo]

The 2nd option. Hearts being good doesn't really bother me as long as Hibs are better.

Would you rather live in permanent darkness or permanent daylight?Permanent daylight.

I can make a room dark but not the world bright.

Would you rather breathe underwater or have the ability to fly?

[Hibbyradge]

Permanent daylight.

I can make a room dark but not the world bright.

Would you rather breathe underwater or have the ability to fly?

I don't think there's any ability I don't currently have that I'd prefer to gain than flight.

Would you rather totally lose your sense of humour or your sense of taste?

[matty_f]

I don't think there's any ability I don't currently have that I'd prefer to gain than flight.

Would you rather totally lose your sense of humour or your sense of taste?

sense of taste. Would never have managed to pair up with the opposite sex without a sense of humour. Got a face like a Halloween cake.

Also with no sense of taste I'd just scran healthy stuff and lose weight.

Actually sounds quite appealing.

Would you rather listen to your favourite song performed terribly, or your least favourite song performed amazingly?

[CmoantheHibs]

sense of taste. Would never have managed to pair up with the opposite sex without a sense of humour. Got a face like a Halloween cake.

Also with no sense of taste I'd just scran healthy stuff and lose weight.

Actually sounds quite appealing.

Would you rather listen to your favourite song performed terribly, or your least favourite song performed amazingly?
Favourite song performed terribly. It would still trigger positive thoughts whereas a song I hated would still trigger negative thoughts.

Would you rather be reincarnated as a male or a female?

[Pretty Boy]

Favourite song performed terribly. It would still trigger positive thoughts whereas a song I hated would still trigger negative thoughts.

Would you rather be reincarnated as a male or a female?

A male. I've observed childbirth and would never want any possibility of having to go through it. Women are hard as nails.

Would you rather be able to see through walls or see things that are miles away clearly?

[matty_f]

A male. I've observed childbirth and would never want any possibility of having to go through it. Women are hard as nails.

Would you rather be able to see through walls or see things that are miles away clearly?

See miles away probably, the idea of seeing through walls is quite good unless you couldn't switch it off, at which point you realise the blessing becomes a living nightmare of having to see all sorts of things you just don't want or need to see.

Would you rather have telescopic arms or telescopic legs?

[CmoantheHibs]

See miles away probably, the idea of seeing through walls is quite good unless you couldn't switch it off, at which point you realise the blessing becomes a living nightmare of having to see all sorts of things you just don't want or need to see.

Would you rather have telescopic arms or telescopic legs?


Telescopic legs. Telescopic arms would cause balance issues when picking stuff up😃

Would you rather have a runny nose or a blocked nose?

[lapsedhibee]

Telescopic legs. Telescopic arms would cause balance issues when picking stuff up😃

Would you rather have a runny nose or a blocked nose?

Runny nose. That's free lubricant for all sorts of uses.

Would you rather be 5 or 65?

[Hibbyradge]

Runny nose. That's free lubricant for all sorts of uses.

Would you rather be 5 or 65?

5

I wish that I knew what I know now when I was younger...

Would you rather share a cell with Donald Trump or Boris Johnson?

[Since90+2]

Runny nose. That's free lubricant for all sorts of uses.

Would you rather be 5 or 65?

I can't imagine anyone preferring to be 65 than 5.

[Hibrandenburg]

I can't imagine anyone preferring to be 65 than 5.

Maybe some under 5's? :dunno:

[Hibbyradge]

5

I wish that I knew what I know now when I was younger...

Would you rather share a cell with Donald Trump or Boris Johnson?

Ahem...

[Hibrandenburg]

Ahem...

Trump because Johnson is already Cummings' bitch.

Would you rather spend a year without seeing other people or constantly surrounded by people?

[CmoantheHibs]

Trump because Johnson is already Cummings' bitch.

Would you rather spend a year without seeing other people or constantly surrounded by people?
Without seeing people. I like solitude. Went to a temple in the Thai jungle and the caretaker explained that I couldn’t go past the first level of the complex as there was a monk meditating in a cave nearby. He was 3 months into a 5 year meditation That either drives you bananas or gives you one hell of an insight into the world and it’s workings.

Would you rather be able to change history yourself or gift this talent to a wiser and more knowledgeable person?

[Hibrandenburg]

Without seeing people. I like solitude. Went to a temple in the Thai jungle and the caretaker explained that I couldn’t go past the first level of the complex as there was a monk meditating in a cave nearby. He was 3 months into a 5 year meditation That either drives you bananas or gives you one hell of an insight into the world and it’s workings.

Would you rather be able to change history yourself or gift this talent to a wiser and more knowledgeable person?

Same here, one of the most rewarding periods of my life was spending 6 months almost alone on a mountain top on West Falklands.

I'd choose to change history myself. Wisdom and knowledge doesn't exclude the possibility that someone is selfish or power hungry. I'd play it safe.

Would you rather travel forward or back to a chosen point in time?

[CmoantheHibs]

Same here, one of the most rewarding periods of my life was spending 6 months almost alone on a mountain top on West Falklands.

I'd choose to change history myself. Wisdom and knowledge doesn't exclude the possibility that someone is selfish or power hungry. I'd play it safe.

Would you rather travel forward or back to a chosen point in time?
I’d rather travel back because at least the knowledge I have now could prove useful. In the future I’m not sure that would be the case. If I couldn’t have any influence on proceedings I’d prefer to travel forward just to see how nature had healed herself.
Would you rather be able to cure all illnesses or control the weather?

[Jones28]

I’d rather travel back because at least the knowledge I have now could prove useful. In the future I’m not sure that would be the case. If I couldn’t have any influence on proceedings I’d prefer to travel forward just to see how nature had healed herself.
Would you rather be able to cure all illnesses or control the weather?

Cure all illnesses. But, imagine that you could cure everyone, the worlds population would sky rocket and we would be overwhelmed. But the chance to give people who have been taken before their time would be too much. I could cure my mums arthritis.

Would you rather win £100 million but have to tell everyone about it and be constantly harassed by people looking for money or win £500,000 and not have to tell anyone?

[Killiehibbie]

Cure all illnesses. But, imagine that you could cure everyone, the worlds population would sky rocket and we would be overwhelmed. But the chance to give people who have been taken before their time would be too much. I could cure my mums arthritis.

Would you rather win £100 million but have to tell everyone about it and be constantly harassed by people looking for money or win £500,000 and not have to tell anyone?

£100m i'm good at ignoring people.

[Since90+2]

Would you rather be 5ft tall or 7ft tall?

[lapsedhibee]

I can't imagine anyone preferring to be 65 than 5.
5 = no partner, no children, no grandchildren, no drinking, no staying up late, no money, no sex, hardly any memories.


Would you rather be 5ft tall or 7ft tall?

5ft. Could be the next Maradona.

We might have had this one already, but would you rather be neurologically unable to look forward in time, or neurologically unable to look back in time?