Smartest balls in Scottish football!

[Peevemor]

http://www.hibernianfc.co.uk/news/10749

[SaulGoodman]

Not the Ball-Controlling midfield signing I wanted.

[RSS Bot]

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[Up The Bracket]

What a load of bollocks

[CropleyWasGod]

"We are seeing strong metrics coming out of Scotland".

I have no idea what that means.🤨

[danhibees1875]

We missed out on our preferred partners by a baw hair.

[hibbyfraelibby]

Suppose it is a "box2box" kind of signing some have been calling for...😉

[Not In The Know]

"we look for organizations that genuinely embrace our brand"

ooft watch out for some alternative behind the scenes footage on social media! :greengrin:greengrin:greengrin

[WhileTheChief..]

“Ball Toner & Refresher”
“Ball wipes”

:confused::rolleyes::greengrin

[Peevemor]

"We are seeing strong metrics coming out of Scotland".

I have no idea what that means.🤨

Our kegs look like burst mattresses? :dunno:

[offshorehibby]

Is this the nearest we're getting to a Brazilian.

[where'stheslope]

Is this the nearest we're getting to a Brazilian.
Nah! They've just got us by the short and curlies!!!

[ancient hibee]

Has 1st April been moved?

[HendoDelivered]

Smoother ball control guaranteed.

[rodhibs55]

Not sure how difficult it will be to use their products. Guess it could be quite knackering.

[JimBHibees]

Suppose it is a "box2box" kind of signing some have been calling for...😉

:faf::faf:

[JammyDoidger]

Good to see us grabbing this opportunity by the balls!

[ClermistonGreen]

This world is absolutely Donald Ducked !
Wash and go !
Dip and strip .

[superfurryhibby]

Below the waist grooming, is that not what beard trimmers without safety features are for?

Nice bit of work by our commercial team. Little Big Ron must surely have had a, ahem, hand, in this one.

"This sponsorship is MANSCAPED’s second in the UK and first in Scotland, adding to their recent launch with Wolves. Previously announced partnerships featured around the globe include UFC, San Francisco 49ers, NASCAR, Los Angeles Kings and Sydney Roosters".

I wonder if they would be interested in endorsing my imaginary rock band, Fanny Bawz and the Hee-Haws:greengrin

[Peevemor]

Below the waist grooming, is that not what beard trimmers without safety features are for?

Nice bit of work by our commercial team. Little Big Ron must surely have had a, ahem, hand, in this one.

"This sponsorship is MANSCAPED’s second in the UK and first in Scotland, adding to their recent launch with Wolves. Previously announced partnerships featured around the globe include UFC, San Francisco 49ers, NASCAR, Los Angeles Kings and Sydney Roosters".

I wonder if they would be interested in endorsing my imaginary rock band, Fanny Bawz and the Hee-Haws:greengrin

Will you be moved to change your username though?

[JimBHibees]

Will you be moved to change your username though?

:greengrin

[superfurryhibby]

Will you be moved to change your username though?

It has been known. I became superfuddyhibby for a while, following a wee episode on here.

I quite like the Manscaped concept, mid-late 50's guys with a part-time rock n' roll lifestyle and a strong focus on intimate personal grooming.

What about Manscraped?

[Fuzzywuzzy]

I get the whole grooming thing but taking a razor to my cock and balls is a tad terrifying!! Although probably not as bad as when the doc started cutting before the anesthetic kicked in for my vasectomy.....

[AltheHibby]

Not happy with this. Someone deserves a bolloking for it.

[Keith_M]

The world's gone totally mad!

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

Wonder where they want to put the logo. :wink:

[speedy_gonzales]

"MANSCAPED made a splash in front of fans watching on Hibs TV and Sky Sports"

You'll get put on a register for that sort of behaviour these days!

[AltheHibby]

"MANSCAPED made a splash in front of fans watching on Hibs TV and Sky Sports"

You'll get put on a register for that sort of behaviour these days!

And a contract across the road!

[Greenbeard]

Not one for the baldie look downstairs (upstairs is good enough) but when you get to the stage when your pubes go rampant, look like the stuffing's coming out of a teddy bear and merge with your belly hair and thigh hair, maybe it's time.

[WillowbraeHibby]

Not one for the baldie look downstairs (upstairs is good enough) but when you get to the stage when your pubes go rampant, look like the stuffing's coming out of a teddy bear and merge with your belly hair and thigh hair, maybe it's time.


You've definitely got me sold on the product.. When ye put it like that :) :thumbsup:

[Jones28]

Suppose it is a "box2box" kind of signing some have been calling for...😉

I don't think it's for sharing

[hibbyfraelibby]

Reminds me of the time I went into a chemist in Stockholm looking for toiletries after my bag went missing thanks to RyanAir.

I aked the girl behind the counter if she had deoderant.

She replied...aerosol or ball and I answered No...underarm

😊

[Fritz]

How apt that on the day Manscaped made its debut at ER it was accompanied by a fat sweaty bawbag covered in pubes complaining about dodgy tackles...

[worcesterhibby]

If I wanted my pitch to be artificial I would support Hamilton, Livi or Kilmarnock !! I like a lush natural growth...just like Easter Road :greengrin

[AltheHibby]

I get the whole grooming thing but taking a razor to my cock and balls is a tad terrifying!! Although probably not as bad as when the doc started cutting before the anesthetic kicked in for my vasectomy.....

You might enjoy this! I first saw it the day before I was done.

https://youtu.be/qKJNylS3wVw

[WillowbraeHibby]

Some brilliant inputs on this thread.. Take a bow you lot. :aok:

[gbhibby]

Wondering where they will put the landing strip at Easter Road.

[Col L]

Do you get a banning order now for pubic disorder offences?...


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[Fuzzywuzzy]

You might enjoy this! I first saw it the day before I was done.

https://youtu.be/qKJNylS3wVw

I enjoyed that! My wife took great delight at the time our Dr was called m****t! Never thought I'd be told by a medical professional to masturbate as much as I'd like either!!

[jacomo]

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Peevemor beat you to it. You’re losing your edge mate...

[weecounty hibby]

Not one for the baldie look downstairs (upstairs is good enough) but when you get to the stage when your pubes go rampant, look like the stuffing's coming out of a teddy bear and merge with your belly hair and thigh hair, maybe it's time.

You must work in marketing!! Or maybe you are just the same age as me?

[Beefster]

I still feel 21 in my head but it’s times like these that I realise that I’m actually old and out of touch. It’s takes me enough effort just to shave my face these days. Mrs Beefster has no chance of me grooming my nik-naks too.

[The Count]

Tell you what the media is giving this plenty if attention.Good advertising for the company and keeps Hibs in the news.Do they do a arsol spray? Boom Boom

[AltheHibby]

I enjoyed that! My wife took great delight at the time our Dr was called m****t! Never thought I'd be told by a medical professional to masturbate as much as I'd like either!!

That was the fun instruction. Not so fun was having to hand in samples to an old dearie who looked utterly disgusted to receive the unleaded liquid.

[H18S NX]

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