Hearts Statement Word Bingo

[Keith_M]

I don't know about the rest of you but I've been extremely impressed recently with some of the words Hearts have managed to insert in their (now regular) statements and felt this deserved a thread of its own.

I thought yesterday's 'incredulous' was particularly good.

:not worth

I'd love it if they could fit the word 'discombobulated' in the next one.


So, which words and phrases have impressed and/or surprised you the most, and which words would you like to see in any future statements?

[Bostonhibby]

I don't know about the rest of you but I've been extremely impressed recently with some of the words Hearts have managed to insert in their (now regular) statements and felt this deserved a thread of its own.

I thought yesterday's 'incredulous' was particularly good.

:not worth

I'd love it if they could fit the word 'discombobulated' in the next one.


So, which words and phrases have impressed and/or surprised you the most, and which words would you like to see in any future statements?Expungulated impresses me, another first for Hearts, the only team in the world to proclaim itself expungulated.

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[weecounty hibby]

One word you will never see is "sorry". ****ing deluded ****ers.

[ian omand]

I don't know about the rest of you but I've been extremely impressed recently with some of the words Hearts have managed to insert in their (now regular) statements and felt this deserved a thread of its own.

I thought yesterday's 'incredulous' was particularly good.

:not worth

I'd love it if they could fit the word 'discombobulated' in the next one.


So, which words and phrases have impressed and/or surprised you the most, and which words would you like to see in any future statements?


Sorry

[Since452]

bIg WoRds

[Bostonhibby]

Corduroy.

A wee nod to the sartorial elegance of the standard uniform to be worn whilst waxing the Rover.

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[easty]

Seething

[AltheHibby]

Pure mental.

[Keith_M]

Sorry


Aye like that's gonna happen...

[SuperAllyMcleod]

I think the tone, and dare I say quality, of the statements has improved since they became joint statements with PT.

I look forward to Budge once again returning to rambling nonsense that we can all laugh at once they and PT part company.

[FilipinoHibs]

Oppressive

[Gloucester Hibs]

Didn’t they shoehorn “beggars belief” into an earlier statement. A nod to their big cousins in the West, a lovely touch.

[cocteautwin]

I’d like to see a “beggars belief” in there.

Also acknowledgment of the word “relegation” would be fun for us all.

[cocteautwin]

Didn’t they shoehorn “beggars belief” into an earlier statement. A nod to their big cousins in the West, a lovely touch.

Ha. Beat me by a few seconds.


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[Jim44]

Floccinaucinihilipilification - the meaning would be very appropriate.

[hibee_nation]

Reversible satin jacket. Cash only.

[Smartie]

Extinction.

[HFC93]

Expelled.

[JohnMcM]

I'm rather hopeful the next statement will use "indefatigable" to describe their determination to seek justice for the good of all Scottish Football.

[Bishop Hibee]

Cardigan.

[hibbyfraelibby]

"Non-fortuitous dis-engagement from the Premiership due to a chronic performance malfunction over a measurable timeframe despite the fiscally innapropriate interventions from benifactory sources isnae fair..."

[MB62]

Voluntary liquidation

[The 90+2]

Masterbators

[Pagan Hibernia]

No idea how they’re going to manage it but if they could somehow squeeze “leather driving gloves” into the next statement I think my life would be complete

failing that I’ll settle for flabbergasted

[ian omand]

Aye like that's gonna happen...


No I don't think they will ever say sorry.

[mjhibby]

Dumbfounded or gobsmacked.

[KingPat4]

Incandescent.

[Hillsidehibby]

Apoplectic

[snedzuk]

Owl

[HoboHarry]

Owl
This post is a hoot......

[Pretty Green]

I would love to see 'Tittynope'

[Corstorphine Hibby]

Delusions of grandeur

[Peevemor]

"Jim Jefferies"

Nah, only joking - he's far too old.

[Green Blood]

rerelegated, see you all in October, we welcome our comrades Patrick Thistle , moral compass, sorry we misunderstood the meaning of sporting integrity

[Keith_M]

I would love to see 'Tittynope'


I would love to know what that means but I'm too scared to Google it.

[Keith_M]

How about...

"For the good of Scottish Football, we've decided to shut up".

[matty_f]

Relegated

[seanshow]

...... "After our expulsion from Scottish football, we can assure that Pomme frites will be served after our successful application to join the bottom tier of Luxembourg football."

[Onceinawhile]

Concomitant

[Eire hibs]

It's a while ago but I recall them using the word vomitorium instead of exit in one statement.


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[Gloucester Hibs]

Concomitant

Haha! I was going to say that, straight out of Jabba’s thesaurus

[strummbo]

white sports socks...

moustache...

stonewash denim...

[Peevemor]

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[Bostonhibby]

Self sufficient.

Except for all the blown donations obviously.

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[linlithgowhibbie]

It's a while ago but I recall them using the word vomitorium instead of exit in one statement.


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In fairness their good chums St. Mirren use "Vomitarium" signs at the New St. Mirren Stadium. First and only time i've seen it in footie grounds.

[Keith_M]

In fairness their good chums St. Mirren use "Vomitarium" signs at the New St. Mirren Stadium. First and only time i've seen it in footie grounds.


That's better than Murrayfield.

The last time i was there, the signs said 'Exit (Sortie)'. Looked to me like they weren't sure if it actually was the exit or not.

[hibby6270]

antidisestablishmentarianism - would mean something like, "opposition to depriving a legally established state church or football club of its status."

[Victor]

That's better than Murrayfield.

The last time i was there, the signs said 'Exit (Sortie)'. Looked to me like they weren't sure if it actually was the exit or not.

[emoji23]


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[Moulin Yarns]

Vitiated.

[Hillsidehibby]

In fairness their good chums St. Mirren use "Vomitarium" signs at the New St. Mirren Stadium. First and only time i've seen it in footie grounds.

Ive seen it at Real Madrid and Barcelona. It’s what big clubs call an exit.

[WhileTheChief..]

That's better than Murrayfield.

The last time i was there, the signs said 'Exit (Sortie)'. Looked to me like they weren't sure if it actually was the exit or not.

:top marks:not worth

[malcolm]

How about...

"For the good of Scottish Football, we've decided to shut up".

You forgot to get into character .. more like

“Despite the brobdingnagian nature of our import to the Scottish game, we now promulgate that there will be no further importuning of others and accept the inevitable necessity of our fate. This is our final asservation on this matter. “

[660]

Whoever writes these statements (and I suspect it is budge herself) uses big words to disguise the fact she just isn’t very bright.

Reminds me of folk at work who talk all manner of ***** in an attempt to sound professional when it just makes them sound like a moron.

[Keith_M]

[emoji23]


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:top marks:not worth



Thanks, I'm here all week...

:wink:

[brog]

Oppressive

I notice the Chinese govt rolled that one out today talking about the UK/US govts. Obviously comparable to SFA vs Hearts!!

[proud_and_green]

Eviscerated

pure beelin'

[Eyrie]

Lowland League.

[Eyrie]

"A bijou residence with potential but in need of some renovation in an up and coming area with good local amenities."

[lyonhibs]

"all legal avenues now exhausted"
"donate here"
"bake sale"

[vuefrom1875]

Cardigan.

Leather motoring gloves.

[Bostonhibby]

Mugs.

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[O'Rourke3]

Refund
Safety
Complete
Unrestricted view
World class
Dry
Silent
Further comment

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[AltheHibby]

Hibs]

[Pagan Hibernia]

Won’t be long for the next statement now :greengrin

[jacomo]

“This is our darkest hour”

[jacomo]

“There is some unhelpful and inaccurate media reporting around this story, so I wanted to clear it up. The simple fact of the matter is, it’s no one’s fault. I simply forgot to check we had a case before starting legal proceedings!!! But actually, it IS someone’s fault.

It’s... Leslie Deans. And Craig. And Daniel, a bit.”

[Pagan Hibernia]

“There is some unhelpful and inaccurate media reporting around this story, so I wanted to clear it up. The simple fact of the matter is, it’s no one’s fault. I simply forgot to check we had a case before starting legal proceedings!!! But actually, it IS someone’s fault.

It’s... Leslie Deans. And Craig. And Daniel, a bit.”

“and also, if you look at the case in it’s proper context, we actually won”

[Green_one]

We are considering our options

This is not the end of the story

I AM PROUD OF OUR FIGHT

Lesley Deans assures us we won

[Moulin Yarns]

Our gast had been flabbered.

[Bostonhibby]

We will leave no turd unstoned in our fight for justice, and if that doesn't work we'll leave no stone unturned.

We have a roofer and an estate agent working on it full time.

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[Joe6-2]

We will leave no turd unstoned in our fight for justice, and if that doesn't work we'll leave no stone unturned.

We have a roofer and an estate agent working on it full time.

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😂😂😂

[Wakeyhibee]

"We now need FOH to step up once again and give us the shirts off your backs. We've blown everything else".

[Keith_M]

"We now need FOH to step up once again and give us the shirts off your backs. We've blown everything else".


"...so please tell your kids, Christmas is cancelled."

[hibby6270]

“This is our darkest hour”

“We shall defend our club, whatever the cost may be (Ben E Factor), we shall fight on the beaches (Arbroath), we shall fight on the landing grounds (Ayr), we shall fight in the fields (I C Thistle) and in the streets (of Raith), we shall fight in the hills (Dundee); we shall never surrender (due to crying).”

[Topographic Hibby]

Arbitrated out of the Premiership

🙂

[Joe6-2]

Arbitrated out of the Premiership

🙂

👍

[Man Down Under]

"Thanks to all the supporters who shared their delusion with us.
When we needed a voice, our echo chambers rang loud and long, we couldn't have done it without you."

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[hibbyfraelibby]

Our flabber has never been so gasted at this confirmation of our arbitrary dispremiering and our quest to be unde-escalated will continue undulatingly until Mr Andersons benificency has been well and truly sooked dry.

[jacomo]

"...so please tell your kids, Christmas is cancelled."


The kids will be asking for a Hibs top.