The Betterware Stadium Edinburgh (NHC)

[fiolex1]

Heard from a good friend that hearts players who have had their wages cut are to be offered franchises in Betterware and naming rights to some products to top up their salaries.
Ann Budge has sold the naming rights of Tynecastle to Betterware in exchange for the franchise opportunity and to keep some key players and staff a the club.

As of next week you will be able the purchase ;
The Steven Naismith fried egg mould
The Liam Boyce sink plunger
Craig Levein air freshener- Natural odour
The Aaron Hickey Blackhead remover
The Conor Washington fridge magnet

[Irish_Steve]

Joel Pereira - Non-stick gloves

[Waxy]

The Perriera fingerless gloves.

[Irish_Steve]

The Perriera fingerless gloves.

Keep up ;)

[Waxy]

Keep up ;)

Must have beat me by a split second.

[007]

The Stendel Corkscrew and Bottle Opener

[Topographic Hibby]

The Craig Levein Toilet Brush

[EI255]

Enjoy your trips to Alloa etc Mr Scotland Naismith [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Bostonhibby]

Nanny McPhee nit comb.

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[Alfred E Newman]

Nanny McPhee nit comb.

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Lord Foulkes incontinence pants.

[007]

The Ann Budgie Feeder

The Gary Mackay Silver Polish

Squealing Piggy Bank

[NC1875]

The Gary Locke golden shower

[007]

2 tier cake stand
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[mca]

craig levein Stain Remover..

[Fisherrow Harp]

Gary Locke Shewee

[Topographic Hibby]

Keep your banknotes and coins crisp and clean with the Leslie Deans Money Laundry tabs.

Admins might be sweating over that one, so for the purpose of public record, click here (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-24297069).

[Joe6-2]

Glass curtain cleaner

[Bostonhibby]

Ann Budge Teapot stand. It's not a product just a statement of fact.

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[Bostonhibby]

Ann Budge Tea cosy.

It doesn't come with a hole for the spout, you have to remember to order the hole separately.



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[Waxy]

Fry chips like a successful business woman with the Ann Budge superstructure chip fryer.
For those successful businesswomen who want to serve chips.

[theonlywayisup]

Stendel Lizard Knobs

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[hibbyfraelibby]

You do know Betterware, went bust in 2018 don't you?

A Sevco sequel they are now known as Betterware Global.😉😉😉

[Irish_Steve]

Must have beat me by a split second.

Obviously took you a split second longer to see what his name actually was lol

[Bostonhibby]

You do know Betterware, went bust in 2018 don't you?

A Sevco sequel they are now known as Betterware Global.[emoji6][emoji6][emoji6]Hearts don't have a problem with trading whilst insolvent,just ask Dundee.

Right around the time they declared themselves self sufficient and there was much rejoicing in the land.

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[snedzuk]

Mrs Kyle Lafferty facial cream

[darwenhibby]

Castle window cleaner
If we can see the castle you can too!!

[007]

The Steve Fulton Mirror

[hibbyfraelibby]

The Steve Fulton Mirror

Thats a cracker!

[Bostonhibby]

The Craig Levein extendable boxing glove and matching running shoes.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200515/acba3d67ce557112d488366742263837.gif

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[Hakim Sar]

Hans Eskillson noise cancelling head phones.

[Sammy7nil]

You do know Betterware, went bust in 2018 don't you?

A Sevco sequel they are now known as Betterware Global.😉😉😉

You mean this thread is a wind up?:confused:

[Bostonhibby]

You mean this thread is a wind up?:confused:Crap, I've just set up a website selling the Ann Budge Tea Cosy holes mentioned above.

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[fiolex1]

The Anne Budge deluxe dug poo bags

[fiolex1]

Ian Black home decorating kit

[Coco Bryce]

The Gary Locke Speak and Spell

[Bostonhibby]

Ian Black home decorating kit[emoji23]

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[MGmick]

Heard from a good friend that hearts players who have had their wages cut are to be offered franchises in Betterware and naming rights to some products to top up their salaries.
Ann Budge has sold the naming rights of Tynecastle to Betterware in exchange for the franchise opportunity and to keep some key players and staff a the club.

As of next week you will be able the purchase ;
The Steven Naismith fried egg mould
The Liam Boyce sink plunger
Craig Levein air freshener- Natural odour
The Aaron Hickey Blackhead remover
The Conor Washington fridge magnet

Surely that would be The Christian Nade fridge magnet?

[Eyrie]

The Malaury Martin vanishing cream.

[PatHead]

Surely that would be The Christian Nade fridge magnet?

Doubt that the fridge would be big enough to fit it on.

[MGmick]

Doubt that the fridge would be big enough to fit it on.

I was suggesting Nade would be magnetically attracted into it rather than onto it :agree:

[fiolex1]

Ensure your windows have a streak free finish with the Craig Thomson window cleaning kit