Reasons to be cheerful (for the Hearts support)

[Eyrie]

Hearts fans will be depressed at the moment by their club's deserved relegation, so we should do our best to cheer them up by pointing out the positives for them.



They'll finish higher up the table than this season, because it's impossible to finish twelfth in a ten team league.
If they overspend enough on dud players and hire enough managers, they can aspire to the giddy height of fifth place.
They'll see just how far the maroon pound will go. All the way from Inverness to Dumfries.
They'll get a nice view at Gayfield if the weather is fine, although they've as much chance of seeing Denmark as they have of seeing the castle from the Tiny PBS.
No visits from the Ugly Sisters.
Finally recognised as a big team because Naismith and Boyce will be on more than any other club's entire budget.
Finally recognised as a big team because they'll have the largest stadium in the league, even if you only count the finished parts.
Most of their first team squad are still under contract for next season, and they'll be extra motivated to make up for being responsible for relegation.


Anything else to cheer them up?

[JohnMcM]

They won't have to visit the land of spoon-burning, peg-selling, vermin-ridden Hobos.:wink:

[danhibees1875]

They'll get to travel across a spectacular rail bridge to play Raith rovers... twice!

[Waxy]

They have an owner who is a successful business woman who’ll spend millions to avoid staying in the championship?

[Since452]

Some good trips to Wales etc in the Tunnocks Teacake Cup

[007]

Hearts fans will be depressed at the moment by their club's deserved relegation, so we should do our best to cheer them up by pointing out the positives for them.



They'll finish higher up the table than this season, because it's impossible to finish twelfth in a ten team league.
If they overspend enough on dud players and hire enough managers, they can aspire to the giddy height of fifth place.
They'll see just how far the maroon pound will go. All the way from Inverness to Dumfries.
They'll get a nice view at Gayfield if the weather is fine, although they've as much chance of seeing Denmark as they have of seeing the castle from the Tiny PBS.
No visits from the Ugly Sisters.
Finally recognised as a big team because Naismith and Boyce will be on more than any other club's entire budget.
Finally recognised as a big team because they'll have the largest stadium in the league, even if you only count the finished parts.
Most of their first team squad are still under contract for next season, and they'll be extra motivated to make up for being responsible for relegation.


Anything else to cheer them up?

They can "weaken" one of their rivals by taking Christophe Error back. He'll probably fit right back into the Hearts team as he is now Championship level.

Crowd sizes will make it easier for them to do social distancing in their almost 20k seater stadium.

[Col2]

They should be able to save some cash from closing a stand or two next season.

Naismith will thrive on being billy big balls in a league with Arbroath, Alloa and Ayr.

With “Here’s your Daniel” away they can go back to the original DOF and young coach model (Levein and Locke?).

[The 90+2]

Saving all their money boycotting all the clubs who have set out to destroy them will allow them to create a fund to pay back all the companies and charities they robbed 7 years ago.

[CropleyWasGod]

They will have a couple of nostalgic trips to Dens Park.

[GreenCastle]

Best chips in the Championship.

Best atmosphere in the Championship.

Best glass curtain in the Championship.

Highest wage bill in the Championship.

Only club without a completed main stand in the Championship.

Most expensive season tickets in the Championship.

[Bostonhibby]

They won't be giving away any more of their secrets about how to run a football club to Hibs.

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[Eyrie]

With fewer league games in the lower divisions, it'll give them a chance of a decent cup run, albeit in the Tunnocks Caramel Wafer Cup.

[Skol]

In their next cup tie they will be the lower league underdogs

[Since452]

They could have some of our promising youth players on loan to help them get a taste of first team football

[Waxy]

With fewer league games in the lower divisions, it'll give them a chance of a decent cup run, albeit in the Tunnocks Caramel Wafer Cup.

They’ll boycott their away tie against welsh giants clynwwydingdo nomads

[Hibeesmad]

It will be impossible for Ross to finish above Stendel in the same league again.

[we are hibs]

Hibs wont be winning the Scottish cup today due to the virus.



They will soon be saying Auf Wiedersehen to poundland Klopp and bringing back wee Robbo as manager.

[Col2]

Saving all their money boycotting all the clubs who have set out to destroy them will allow them to create a fund to pay back all the companies and charities they robbed 7 years ago.

Yup. And if they have a spare £1.5m saved they can also hand it over to Budge’s brother in law to kit out that 4th floor and another step closer to finishing the mega stand?

[Topographic Hibby]

Me, weecountyhibs and a few others from Clacks will be able to solo clap you on your way to play Alloa at the Recs/Indodrill…!!

You might even play them twice..... :thumbsup:

[KdyHby]

They'll get to travel across a spectacular rail bridge to play Raith rovers... twice!

Not funny 😔, vast volumes of disinfectant starting to be stored at Mossmoran to cleanse Kirkcaldy when they slope off

[PatHead]

The bridies at Dunfermline are class and they can nip up to Forfar for more bridies when they play Arbroath.

[Bostonhibby]

Another relegation for Daniel as well, an epic season.

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[O'Rourke3]

3:00 kick-off Saturdays unless ICT V Hearts is moved to a Friday 19:00....

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[PatHead]

Another relegation for Daniel as well, an epic season.

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Sound appointment.

[Bostonhibby]

Sound appointment.It's a shame, but with Wetherspoons being in lockdown I can't see him returning any time soon.

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[supershotmo]

And their super dud striker, who scored a goal in every country he played, might score.

[Baader]

Craig Wighton is back.

[PatHead]

Craig Wighton is back.

And he knows the division. He could also help the bus driver find the grounds.

[007]

Craig Wighton is back.

He's not gone anywhere. Hearts have gone back to him.

[Bostonhibby]

He's not gone anywhere. Hearts have gone back to him.[emoji23][emoji23]

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[Bostonhibby]

And their super dud striker, who scored a goal in every country he played, might score.I thought he only scored in cities, until he arrived in Scottish cities.

Not many of them in the Championship.

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[GreenCastle]

Another relegation for Daniel as well, an epic season.

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Consistent at least.

Can’t wait to see his flair football next season when teams will kick lumps out of them.

They are another division closer to Edinburgh City.

They won’t be on Sportscene.

[Brunswickbill]

They can celebrate that one of their finest former player and manager has succeeded in gaining promotion to the Premier League.

[Barney McGrew]

With 36 league fixtures to fulfil, they might be lucky enough to see an uninjured Stevie Naismith in 10 of them

[Smartie]

There will be less “sister lie ins” interrupted by having to get away for a televised midday kickoff.

[Sergy Pie]

We’ll get to see the Gegenpres unleashed in a more potent form.

[JohnMcM]

He's not gone anywhere. Hearts have gone back to him.

:top marks

[The Green Sea]

They have an owner who is a successful business woman who’ll spend millions to avoid staying in the championship?

Is she targeting back to back relegations?

[Scouse Hibee]

They are not Hobos

They are still the big team

We will never forget the cup final and we are still hurting

We are going bust


They own us in derby wins


Jamie Walker may look good in the Championship


They have a world class stadium

[SouthMoroccoStu]

Best views of the castle in the championship

[hibbyfraelibby]

Only Championship side to have had an International Symphony Orchestra on the pitch

[Bostonhibby]

Only corporate facilities in the championship with it's own vista of a school roof

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[The 90+2]

Yup. And if they have a spare £1.5m saved they can also hand it over to Budge’s brother in law to kit out that 4th floor and another step closer to finishing the mega stand?

Finally the escalator to where will reach its destination? Win win tbh.

[The 90+2]

Only Championship side to have had an International Symphony Orchestra on the pitch

😁

[Bostonhibby]

Finally the escalator to where will reach its destination? Win win tbh.I appreciate a statues probably out of the question for Desperate Dan but maybe when the escalator is finally working they could name the descending part after him?

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[Aldo]

Best views of the castle in the championship

You get a better view of the castle from Fife than you do from their rooftop terrace/lounge!


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[The Spaceman]

Their superstar striker Donis Avdijaj scores in every city he visits. Assuming the use of "city" is a simplification for the towns, villages and hamlets they will be visiting in the Championship, promotion is assured with Donis up front.

[Hibeesmad]

They still have legends like Gary Locke and Craig Levein on the books reminding the players of what it means to play in the maroon.

[delbert]

They still have legends like Gary Locke and Craig Levein on the books reminding the players of what it means to play in the maroon.

In a lower division !

[Waxy]

Champion chips

[Bostonhibby]

There's another Ian Dury song worthy of a mention as part of the good doctor's legacy.

What A Waste.

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[Hibs4185]

They have an owner who is a successful business woman who’ll spend millions to avoid staying in the championship?

Or spend millions to avoid relegation to Division 1 😂

[Eyrie]

They'll still have the directions in the Rover sat nav to take them to Alloa, Dumfries and Kirkcaldy.

[theonlywayisup]

They won't have to visit the land of spoon-burning, peg-selling, vermin-ridden Hobos.:wink:

The negative for them is that's two less away wins.................:rolleyes:

Don't worry, I'll get into the groove soon!

[Irish_Steve]

When they go to Arbroath, at least they`ll see a team in maroon win

[hibbyfraelibby]

When they go to Arbroath, at least they`ll see a team in maroon win

Goalless draw more like but at least a team in maroon wont have been beaten for a change.

[GreenCastle]

More relegations than Hibs.

[Pete]

The negative for them is that's two less away wins.................:rolleyes:

Don't worry, I'll get into the groove soon!

Two less home defeats for them I suppose

[heid the baw]

The fans will save a fortune not having to buy FIFA 21

[Craig_in_Prague]

If you don't fancy trips to Greenock, Inverness, Arbroath or Ayr, you can pull on a cardigan and go shopping with your sister.
The maroon pound will be a big massive help to the retail sector.

[MKHIBEE]

There's another Ian Dury song worthy of a mention as part of the good doctor's legacy.

What A Waste.

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Or you could have Back Street Crawler asking " Where is it, where is the money"?

[hibsfan7]

Actually they will be playing in 4 cities in the championship

inverness

dundee

dunfermline

edinburgh

[Bostonhibby]

Or you could have Back Street Crawler asking " Where is it, where is the money"?[emoji16]



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[WoreTheGreen]

Actually they will be playing in 4 cities in the championship

inverness

dundee

dunfermline

edinburgh

Might suit the “I almost score in every city apart from —————-“