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lord bunberry
21-04-2020, 05:29 PM
What does the maroon pound actually buy you? I had a look on wayback and they seem to mention it a lot.

04Sauzee
21-04-2020, 05:30 PM
20 million of them buy you an incomplete stadium with stairs to nowhere a castle view lounge without a view of the castles

jacomo
21-04-2020, 05:33 PM
20 million of them buy you an incomplete stadium with stairs to nowhere a castle view lounge without a view of the castles


Hmm... that’s an exchange rate of roughly 4 M£ to every £1 I think...

Waxy
21-04-2020, 05:37 PM
They’ve been told to start talking about the maroon pound by Rangers.

Bostonhibby
21-04-2020, 05:38 PM
A pound of mince, the inferior stuff with the hoofs and ears in it.

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Bostonhibby
21-04-2020, 05:38 PM
Relegation.

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Hibs4185
21-04-2020, 06:22 PM
The Maroon pound gets you a shot on an escalator to nowhere, followed by a stair case to nowhere in a recreation of the old Scotmid building in junction street.

hibbyfraelibby
21-04-2020, 06:36 PM
The Maroon pound...thought you were talking about that tip of a bus shelter of theirs for a moment.😁

Sammy7nil
21-04-2020, 06:37 PM
Relegation.

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And three failed managers on the payroll :aok:

The Spaceman
21-04-2020, 06:39 PM
I think I may have started this. Posted the "maroon pound" undercover on JKB thinking it was hilarious how much they are now acting like Sevco 2012 and reminded me of their "blue pound"...

lord bunberry
21-04-2020, 06:42 PM
I was thinking it gets you free poppies.

660
21-04-2020, 06:43 PM
I think I may have started this. Posted the "maroon pound" undercover on JKB thinking it was hilarious how much they are now acting like Sevco 2012 and reminded me of their "blue pound"...

Ahahahah

Pretty Boy
21-04-2020, 06:52 PM
A nice retirement in exile in Russia. No share certificates need be issued.

Scouse Hibee
21-04-2020, 07:07 PM
What does the maroon pound actually buy you? I had a look on wayback and they seem to mention it a lot.

The maroon pound is not a currency. It’s the compound where Jambo’s take their sisters to pound them.

Hibs4185
21-04-2020, 07:09 PM
I think I may have started this. Posted the "maroon pound" undercover on JKB thinking it was hilarious how much they are now acting like Sevco 2012 and reminded me of their "blue pound"...

You’ll get punted tonight with the reason vermin **** like the last guy 😂

04Sauzee
21-04-2020, 07:30 PM
A balcony in Bulgaria to shed tears on

Eyrie
21-04-2020, 07:32 PM
Tom English's soul.

LithgaeHibby
21-04-2020, 07:48 PM
Whatever it is, they owe it to themselves.

EI255
21-04-2020, 07:48 PM
A posse of deluded peepol.

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Carheenlea
21-04-2020, 08:36 PM
How much home baking does a maroon pound get you?

Probably find that out soon.

CropleyWasGod
21-04-2020, 09:14 PM
You could buy a copy of Chris Robinson Crusoe. He was marooned on a desert island, in a riveting tale written by Oor Daniel Defoe.

Also starring Man who did the backshift on Friday.

lyonhibs
21-04-2020, 09:30 PM
Lifetime access to The Clapping Plaza.

Row H
21-04-2020, 10:42 PM
Chips.

Green Blood
21-04-2020, 11:47 PM
What does the maroon pound actually buy you? I had a look on wayback and they seem to mention it a lot.

Millions of broken Hertz, lifetime of poppies, stolen trophies, trade creditors list as long as a toilet roll, a bad reputation. Thats what a maroon pond buys you!

CraigHibee
21-04-2020, 11:51 PM
Access to Anne Budge's onlyfans page and signed photo of the "glass curtain"

Mibbes Aye
22-04-2020, 02:28 AM
A lot of poppies and the dedicated time of the Scottish Ambulance Service.

But because it isn’t an actual thing then you are not asked to back it up with something called ‘real money’.

As the Poppy Fund, the Scottish Ambulance Service and too many other people to list, found out.

harrsi
22-04-2020, 05:20 AM
Victoria sponge

Captain Trips
22-04-2020, 07:52 AM
Scarf twirling for dummies book.

Hibs1969
22-04-2020, 11:13 AM
19th century turnstiles

SuperAllyMcleod
22-04-2020, 09:43 PM
A pac a mac for the new stand if you sit in the first 30 rows.

The Modfather
22-04-2020, 10:33 PM
Malaury Martin

Hibs4185
22-04-2020, 10:41 PM
Anne budge sold her company for 40 maroon pounds. So far she’s invested 20 maroon pounds. She has 20 maroons pounds left.

Big team big currency.

What do us peg selling hobos know

Kaiser1962
23-04-2020, 07:57 AM
I was thinking it gets you free poppies.

They're only "free" to you if you're a Yam. The Lady Haig Poppy fund (and its beneficiaries) has to meet the material costs. Result for the Yams.....


*some great responses on this thread*