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lord bunberry
16-04-2020, 03:16 AM
I’ll go for
torture me all you want....

McSwanky
16-04-2020, 06:32 AM
Pretty much anything the drill instructor dude said in Full Metal Jacket

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McSwanky
16-04-2020, 06:34 AM
"You're luggage"

Arnold Schwarzenegger to an alligator after killing it in a film whose name I can't recall

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Bostonhibby
16-04-2020, 07:15 AM
The boot is on the other foot, and that foot is me.

Dean Wormer threatening to lay down the law in Animal House.

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Mon Dieu4
16-04-2020, 07:51 AM
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killer my father, prepare to die

Hibbyradge
16-04-2020, 08:02 AM
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killer my father, prepare to die

😆

"We'll never survive".

"Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has".

Mon Dieu4
16-04-2020, 08:11 AM
😆

"We'll never survive".

"Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has".

:agree: classic film, never tire of watching it

patch1875
16-04-2020, 08:28 AM
Not just one line but the whole scene between Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken in True Romance.

wpj
16-04-2020, 08:42 AM
https://youtu.be/SgHIPq-BDLc

Henry Hill "Goodfellas"

Peevemor
16-04-2020, 08:46 AM
"There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses."

easty
16-04-2020, 08:56 AM
Shut the **** up Donny

Wilson
16-04-2020, 09:07 AM
How do you write women so well?

"I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability."

Wilson
16-04-2020, 09:31 AM
"Do you know I'd almost forgotten what your eyes look like. They're still the same. Pissholes in the snow."

Mibbes Aye
16-04-2020, 08:00 PM
Jonathan Mardukas (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001301/?ref_=tt_ch): Jack, you're a grown man. You're in control of your own words.
Jack Walsh (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000134/?ref_=tt_ch): You're goddamn right I am. Now here come two words for you: Shut the f*** up.

BroxburnHibee
16-04-2020, 08:08 PM
"Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. I will be hoping that this letter finds you, and finds you well."

Probably my No.1 favourite film of all time.

The_Exile
16-04-2020, 08:27 PM
For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.............

Mibbes Aye
16-04-2020, 08:29 PM
"Broadsword calling Danny Boy..."

Hiber-nation
16-04-2020, 08:37 PM
"Do you know I'd almost forgotten what your eyes look like. They're still the same. Pissholes in the snow."

I actually know this one! Probably watched it about 20 times.

CropleyWasGod
16-04-2020, 09:51 PM
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in.

Hibbyradge
16-04-2020, 09:59 PM
"There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"We're on a mission from God!"

Hibbyradge
16-04-2020, 10:01 PM
"Juicy Fruit?"

Greentinted
16-04-2020, 11:30 PM
“Do you expect me to talk?”
“No Mister Bond, I expect you to die!”

Mibbes Aye
17-04-2020, 12:57 AM
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Captain Trips
17-04-2020, 07:20 AM
"you're a big man but your in bad shape"

Future17
17-04-2020, 08:16 AM
Great thread! I'll go with:

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

and

“...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

Sudds_1
17-04-2020, 08:21 AM
Fakir off! ...carry on up the khyber 😆😆

MagicSwirlingShip
17-04-2020, 10:58 AM
“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like, your opinion, man”

Hibrandenburg
17-04-2020, 11:11 AM
"Oh ja, oh ja schneller tiefer härter oh ja oh ja".


Somebody had to bring the tone down. :greengrin

Hibrandenburg
17-04-2020, 11:13 AM
"TICKETS! TICKETS! We don't need tickets, we're the ****ing SAS".

Tomsk
17-04-2020, 11:44 AM
"you're a big man but your in bad shape"

"With me, it's a full-time job - now behave yourself."

Brilliant. :thumbsup:

lord bunberry
17-04-2020, 11:45 AM
Not just one line but the whole scene between Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken in True Romance.
That is an absolutely classic scene. Great film as well.

https://youtu.be/S3yon2GyoiM
https://youtu.be/S3yon2GyoiM

The Modfather
17-04-2020, 12:11 PM
“Listen!... Do you smell something”

“What we got here is failure to communicate”

“Two utes”, “what’s a ute?”

“ And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f****** nowhere with f****** keys to a f***** car that isn't f***** there. And I really didn't care to f ***** walk down a f****** highway and across a f****** runway to get back here to have you smile at my f***** face”

EH6 Hibby
17-04-2020, 01:35 PM
Aw, man. I shot Marvin in the face.

NGP
17-04-2020, 05:14 PM
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

WoreTheGreen
17-04-2020, 05:22 PM
“Let’s head them off at the pass” oh I’ve always wanted to say that

Hibbyradge
17-04-2020, 05:23 PM
Aw, man. I shot Marvin in the face.

Where's Zed?

Zed's dead, baby.

stantonhibby
17-04-2020, 05:33 PM
Infamy, infamy....they've all got it infamy

EH6 Hibby
17-04-2020, 05:54 PM
Not just one line but the whole scene between Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken in True Romance.

If I had to pick a favourite film, it would be True Romance. For tension and acting, the Walken/Hopper scene is obviously the best, but the Patricia Arquette and James Gandolfini scene has always been my favourite.

Killiehibbie
17-04-2020, 09:30 PM
Choose a mortgage and a ****ing ford mondeo

Scouse Hibee
17-04-2020, 09:54 PM
“Fill your hands, you son of a bitch”

Haymaker
18-04-2020, 03:13 AM
Yippee Kayay Mother****er

NORTHERNHIBBY
18-04-2020, 09:06 AM
Here's Johnny!!!

Killiehibbie
18-04-2020, 10:09 AM
You're trying too hard man, you just aint ready for me yet.

SideBurns
19-04-2020, 06:30 AM
"I call that bull talk, from a one-eyed fatman!"

Robert Duvall to John Wayne in 'True Grit'.

SideBurns
19-04-2020, 06:34 AM
"I know it was you, Fredo - you broke my heart!"

frazeHFC
19-04-2020, 09:06 AM
"See, ya are what ya are in this world. That's either one of two things: Either you're somebody, or you ain't nobody."


Frank Lucas (Denzel Washington) in American Gangster.

WoreTheGreen
19-04-2020, 12:11 PM
From “ The Greatest Story Ever Told “
“What keep you Hibs”

SideBurns
19-04-2020, 02:02 PM
“Fill your hands, you son of a bitch”

Didn't notice you'd posted this - in my post, I went for Robert Duvall's insult before John Wayne's response (both classics though 😁).

danhibees1875
19-04-2020, 03:09 PM
"It's Liam Henderson to deliverrrr"

Dalianwanda
19-04-2020, 04:27 PM
That lassie got glassed, and no **** leaves here till we find out what **** did it.

Hibrandenburg
19-04-2020, 04:30 PM
"There's no place like home".

WoreTheGreen
19-04-2020, 04:35 PM
I m funny how,I mean funny like i m a clown

Pretty Boy
19-04-2020, 04:47 PM
Not a single line but I love the scene in the Bronx Tale when Calegero goes to confession, this exchange in particular:

Priest: Don't be afraid, my son. No one is more powerful than god.

Calogero: I don't know about that, Father. Your guy may be bigger than my guy up there, but my guy is bigger than your guy down here.

Priest: You got a point

Killiehibbie
19-04-2020, 04:59 PM
Not a single line but I love the scene in the Bronx Tale when Calegero goes to confession, this exchange in particular:

Priest: Don't be afraid, my son. No one is more powerful than god.

Calogero: I don't know about that, Father. Your guy may be bigger than my guy up there, but my guy is bigger than your guy down here.

Priest: You got a point

Not a film but Yosser in confession

Yosser: i'm desperate

Priest: just call me Dan

Yosser: i'm Desperate Dan

WoreTheGreen
19-04-2020, 05:03 PM
Not a film but Yosser in confession

Yosser: i'm desperate

Priest: just call me Dan

Yosser: i'm Desperate Dan

To Souness ‘I could have been a professional footballer but I had a milk round

SideBurns
19-04-2020, 05:13 PM
To Souness ‘I could have been a professional footballer but I had a milk round

"You're Graeme Souness. You look like me"

Squealing pig
19-04-2020, 06:22 PM
Harry I hope ur not using the toilet ! It doesn’t flush

Smartie
19-04-2020, 07:20 PM
Harry I hope ur not using the toilet ! It doesn’t flush

“Oh, look - frost!”

stantonhibby
19-04-2020, 09:18 PM
60% of the time it works every time!

Scouse Hibee
20-04-2020, 07:07 AM
Didn't notice you'd posted this - in my post, I went for Robert Duvall's insult before John Wayne's response (both classics though 😁).

👍 One of my favourite Westerns, couldn’t take to the remake.

matty_f
20-04-2020, 02:11 PM
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what I actually said was 'how would you like to suck my balls?,Mr Garrison'"

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

lord bunberry
20-04-2020, 06:28 PM
That’s 30 mins away, I’ll be there in 10, Pulp fiction.

Fuzzywuzzy
22-04-2020, 03:27 PM
Well, there’s this passage I got memorised, sorta fits the occasion. ‘Ezekiel 25:17’. ‘The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of cherish and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

And

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

SideBurns
23-04-2020, 08:27 PM
"Don't worry about nuthin', Frankie Five Angels"

Corleone Family consigliori Tom Hagan to Frank Pantangali, former member of the Family. Frank knows what he has to do after that line is delivered.

Mibbes Aye
27-04-2020, 01:48 PM
The Godfather trilogy probably generates a thread in its own right.

“Tell Mike it was only business. I always liked him....”

DH1875
27-04-2020, 04:29 PM
"Custer was a pussy".

SideBurns
27-04-2020, 09:07 PM
The Godfather trilogy probably generates a thread in its own right.

“Tell Mike it was only business. I always liked him....”

Big Tessio. Always felt a bit sorry for him at that point...

Frazerbob
27-04-2020, 09:19 PM
I hold up busses!

Scouse Hibee
27-04-2020, 09:42 PM
I am Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

BS44
27-04-2020, 09:50 PM
"You're a low down yankee liar"

Dmas
27-04-2020, 09:58 PM
That is an absolutely classic scene. Great film as well.

https://youtu.be/S3yon2GyoiM
https://youtu.be/S3yon2GyoiM

One of my favourite films absolutely love it, ‘I like you Clarence, always have always will’

Captain Emerald
27-04-2020, 10:15 PM
"Now you listen here. He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy. Now go away!"

DH1875
27-04-2020, 10:50 PM
"I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle".

Killiehibbie
28-04-2020, 08:08 PM
"I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle".

So many lines from The Warriors that were quoted at school most days

O'Rourke3
28-04-2020, 09:42 PM
The best line never said but is believed to have been is Tony Curtis in the medieval Black Shield of Falkenworth. DA haircut and New Jersey accent. Yonda is da castle of my Fadda.

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O'Rourke3
28-04-2020, 09:43 PM
Favourite line , Deliverance. Sure has purty teeth, don't he Pa?

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McD
29-04-2020, 08:55 AM
Because I was inverted


Losers always whine about doing their best, winner go home and **** the prom queen

Wilson
29-04-2020, 09:13 AM
Jim, the Waco Kid, from Blazing Saddles:

Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day I was just walking down the street, when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around, and there I was face-to-face with a six-year-old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little b@*****d shot me in the ass! So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.

Captain Trips
29-04-2020, 11:37 AM
Youre gonna need a bigger boat

Captain Trips
29-04-2020, 11:40 AM
"With me, it's a full-time job - now behave yourself."

Brilliant. :thumbsup:

"In a thin glass"

DH1875
29-04-2020, 01:16 PM
So many lines from The Warriors that were quoted at school most days

Aye, was gonna post another line but didn't fancy the ban. Ajax is some boy lol.

SideBurns
29-04-2020, 06:36 PM
"I like to do something special on Saturday nights"

Dorothy to Gregory. Magic.

JeMeSouviens
30-04-2020, 10:20 AM
I mean, really, how often do you look at a man's shoes?

Peevemor
30-04-2020, 10:29 AM
I mean, really, how often do you look at a man's shoes?


It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!

Sudds_1
01-05-2020, 12:12 PM
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off !!

Haymaker
02-05-2020, 12:42 AM
"If it bleeds we can kill it."

MagicSwirlingShip
03-05-2020, 03:40 PM
“Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

Wilson
07-05-2020, 09:07 AM
You will not survive here. You are not a wolf, and this is a land of wolves now.

Wilson
07-05-2020, 09:12 AM
We always have to be in the middle of the action 'cause we're warriors and without some cause, some goddamn war to fight, the warriors might as well be dead.