If yer auntie had baws........

[Spike Mandela]

If we won both our home derbies we would be sitting third today and Hearts would be 5 adrift at the bottom.

Just saying.

[Onceinawhile]

If we'd won every single game we'd played. We would be top of the league. Dream bigger.

[-Jonesy-]

If hearts had another 5 games at Easter road before the end of the season they’d be pushing for Europe like us.

[Barman Stanton]

If hearts had another 5 games at Easter road before the end of the season they’d be pushing for Europe like us.

And if we had another 5 games at Tynecastle it would even itself out?