Caption Competition

[Mixu62]

"Make mine a double".... Trying to avoid the obvious... :whistle:

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:greengrin

[Viva_Palmeiras]

“For a man of his size, Uche is surprisingly small, but not as small as Levein”

[Viva_Palmeiras]

I retain this amount of English from my days in the Hauptshule.

I don’t really find it a problem - the players on the other-hand side...

[Denverhibby]

This is my hearts manager anticipation line, and I am this far away from my ass getting fired.

[McSwanky]

"I am crushing your head"

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[Cataplana]

As far as I'm concerned Gary you can take all your medals and put them in the bin, because you won then all by cheating.

What's that.....?

[Man Down Under]

How Big are the "Big Team"?

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[Ronniekirk]

The players need to incorporate the Pincer Movement into our High Press Game Plan


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[Scouse Hibee]

We are this far away from losing our benefactor, then we are totally screwed.

[spikeymike]

When i became manager this was the gap now its 17 points

[007]

"We are this close to qualifying for Europe."

[Peevemor]

"OK, you start by putting this much vodka in a glass..."

[007]

"I am crushing your head"

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:faf:

[hibbyfraelibby]

This much I give for our chances of avoiding relegation...

[Bostonhibby]

So that's a large breakfast, the entire shots menu, 4 pints of Lager, the gin menu and throw in a slice of lemon for presentation but don't make it any larger than this as we've a training session at 10am.

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[Since452]

"we have this much chance of staying up"

[Joe6-2]

We have this much chance of avoiding relegation

[Bostonhibby]

Yes officer, I can see them clearly now it's a thumb and forefinger.

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[weecounty hibby]

Craigy boy wrote down everything he knew about football for me. This was the size of the piece of paper

[KingPat4]

As far as I'm concerned Gary you can take all your medals and put them in the bin, because you won then all by cheating.

What's that.....?


:faf:

[KingPat4]

The splits in the dressing room are this big. Hopefully when the magastand is completed, we wont get rain coming through the roof.

[Bostonhibby]

I nipped him several times and did Chinese burns but Levein still wouldn't tell me what he was doing behind the bushes whilst we were training.

He ran off crying saying I was for it now as he's telling Anne all about me.

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[Brunswickbill]

How wee is the wee football team up in Gorgie at Tynecastle Park?

[Smartie]

Daniel - as you know, the fans of this club have a proud history of hat kicking when times get tough. Just how close are we to seeing Jerry helmets being booted up and down McLeod Street?

[KingPat4]

Naismith's tadger?

Is this big.

[Cataplana]

We've sold more tickets than usual for Easter Road.

[sleeping giant]

The gap was only this big when i took over.

[scm70nyd1973]

Gengenpress tactic needs our pitch to be reduced to this width

[JXM73]

I can see this much of the castle from our megastand

[JohnMcM]

Using my tongue is better than trying to catch flies like this.

[Greenbeard]

Using my tongue is better than trying to catch flies like this.
:aok: First one to elicit an involuntary s******.

[Hibbyradge]

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Diese Kühe sind klein, Dougal ...

[Brummie_Hibs]

Gengenpressing has achieved this much so far.

[Cataplana]

Diese Kühe sind klein, Dougal ...

*cough* diese Schafe sind klein *cough*

(10th place is far away)

[Hibbyradge]

*cough* diese Schafe sind klein *cough*

(10th place is far away)




Der zehnte Platz ist weit weg

[Sudds_1]

Why have you airbrushed out annes nipple?

[Hibbyradge]

Why have you airbrushed out annes nipple?

For the same reason you airbrushed out the apostrophe in your post ... :wink:

[Sudds_1]

For the same reason you airbrushed out the apostrophe in your post ... :wink:

😜😜😁

[Captain Trips]

What would you say the chance is you wont make a complete Gareth Hunt of it at hearts?

[Sheep_Nae_Mair]

Anne seemed impressed when I told her I had lots of contacts.

[hibbyfraelibby]

Anne told me my tadger was this much thicker than Craig's...well it may have been lost in translation. Prick, you're this much thicker than Craig means that nein?

[Bostonhibby]

Inebriated man attempts shadow puppets with the lights on.

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[AltheHibby]

Compared to my tongue my lad looks this long.

[Topographic Hibby]

Its a Star Wars meme/tribute

"I find your lack of faith that I will avoid relegation disturbing....."

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[Captain Trips]

What size was the Budges thong again Dan?

[007]

Its a Star Wars meme/tribute

"I find your lack of faith that I will avoid relegation disturbing....."

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Darth Stendel. He has gone to the dark side right enough and Diggers on a match day is like the Mos Eisley cantina.

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[Eyrie]

Daniel only decided that breakfast must be finished when the shot glass slipped from his fingers.

[Captain Trips]

Come on Uche its waffer feen

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Darth Stendel. He has gone to the dark side right enough and Diggers on a match day is like the Mos Eisley cantina.

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Genius fellas

[lord bunberry]

I was this close to a threesome last night, all I needed was two birds.

[southern hibby]

How many shares have passed from Queen Anne to FOH?

about the same number as wins I’ve had in the league since I joined.

GGTTH

[007]

I was this close to a threesome last night, all I needed was two birds.


That's very interesting to hear but what is your caption. :greengrin

[Captain Trips]

I was this close to a threesome last night, all I needed was two birds.

Indeed only Craig turned up.

[GibbytheHibby2]

Baby hai

[heid the baw]

Instead of using a tactics board, the boys prefer if I communicate with shadow puppets durng team talks.
Do you want to see a barry rabbit?

[Hibernianinc]

“...and that is why I am holding my nose, like this, every time I am walking past Gary Locke’s room.”

[007]

"Make mine a double".... Trying to avoid the obvious... :whistle:

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:greengrin

"Just a wee...how you say...snifter."

[Hibbyradge]

It was only a wee bit of Charlie.

[tonyrougier123]

I done my due diligence before I came to Scotland.
I have a dossier this thick on good pubs in leith.
Gorgie??
Neine! How you say? A dive!!

[Gloucester Hibs]

“But Mr Stendel, here at Stratties we’re not actually permitted to sell alcohol until after 7am”

DS: “I said house measures!”

[007]

"I am crushing your head"

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