The Year Ahead - Lots of Hearts Content

[Keith_M]

First up, apologies to all those poor souls who will feel deeply offended by the fact that this was in the Daily Record...

Anyway, the DR actually has quite a funny article (https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/alfredo-morelos-next-rangers-controversy-21295566) predicting events in Scottish Football for the year ahead



Here's the Hearts specific content for the first half of the year.


JANUARY

Hearts manager Daniel Stendel faces criticism of his approach as the window shuts, but insists: “We end the window in a far stronger position than when we started it”. One reporter says: “But Daniel, you’ve got rid of half the squad and not brought in any replacements”.... “Exactly” replies Stendel.

FEBRUARY

Hearts manager Daniel Stendel spends February showing up at weddings in order to sack the groom. “Who are you? What are you talking about? I’m a financial adviser” says one, to which Stendel replies: “Not any longer you’re not”.

APRIL

With relegation confirmed, Daniel Stendel uses the last few games of the season to give some game time to players who aren’t at Premiership level. He names an unchanged side from the previous six weeks.

MAY

Daniel Stendel is sacked as Ann Budge fails to take into account the fact that the manager only had Hearts players at his disposal.

JUNE

“It’s time for some new ideas around here” says Stendel’s replacement........ Craig Levein.

[hibee-boys]

Was that written by Saul.....sounds pretty likely!😂

[Keith_M]

Was that written by Saul.....sounds pretty likely!😂


It doesn't say, but probably.

[Since452]

I feel sickened and ashamed to find anything from that rag amusing. But I do 😂

[660]

Oldfirmfacts is class

[jacomo]

Stendel won’t get sacked, just moved on to ‘other duties’.

Mein host at the famous and magnificent hospitality, for example.

“Disappointing result again today, but please head to the school view lounge where your Daniel will shortly be commencing his famous jaegerbomb challenge.”

[Vault Boy]

Oldfirmfacts is class

So good

[Onceinawhile]

Oldfirmfacts is class

Happy to take a shot at any club deserving of it usually.:agree:

[Kojock]

April made me laugh lol

[Cataplana]

December: Jonathan Watson appears as Daniel in a spoof piece specially written for Only and Excuse. The annual OAE thread on Hibs.net goes into meltdown as members speculate as to who it is meant to be.

[Keith_M]

December: Jonathan Watson appears as Daniel in a spoof piece specially written for Only and Excuse. The annual OAE thread on Hibs.net goes into meltdown as members speculate as to who it is meant to be.


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