Hearts TV programme

[Irish_Steve]

Apologies if this has been mentioned already but did a quick search and couldn`t see anything but that`s more than likely to be my fault.

And although the article was published in Nov, I`ve just discovered it.

A camera crew have been following the maroon balloons to record a documentary about this season. Hopefully it will be like the Sunderland one!

https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/sport/football/inside-tynecastle-hearts-focus-behind-17226109

[theonlywayisup]

Yes, mentioned in a few posts, but probably doesn't have a thread of its own.

Maybe keep this one active for the key moments in their season which you would expect to be in the documentary. Such as:

Derby at Easter Road - but he who laughs last laughs longest
Levain sacking
The search for a top class manager and the arrival of Stendel
Derby at Tiny - look who's laughing now

What next?

It's going to be great entertainment. Pass the popcorn.

[neil7908]

I honestly don't get why club would do this.

Maybe if your Man City and are guaranteed to come out of it well and add further appeal to your global fan base.

But Hearts? Add that to the list of cracking decisions by Budge.

[BILLYHIBS]

Goat ma popcorn ready. :greengrin

[makaveli1875]

What's the program called?

Behind the glass curtain

[theonlywayisup]

What's the program called?

Behind the glass curtain

"Big team, my derriere"

[Archie 121188]

Hello, Mrs Chips

[Bostonhibby]

What's the program called?

Behind the glass curtainThey didn't pay for their poppies.

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[JimBHibees]

I honestly don't get why club would do this.

Maybe if your Man City and are guaranteed to come out of it well and add further appeal to your global fan base.

But Hearts? Add that to the list of cracking decisions by Budge.

Agree totally will only make the club even more open to ridicule if showing what goes on behind the scenes such as the Berra interview this week. I have no doubt Sunderland will have regretted agreeing to there one and think Jack Ross alluded to how uncomfortable he was with it. Can remember a previous one at Sunderland which was hysterical due to the number of expletives that Peter Reid could fit into his team talks. The Hearts one promises to be compulsive viewing. I'll bet Anne and Craig are putting pressure on the broadcaster to cut out bits of it already before its broadcast. :greengrin

[Northernhibee]

What's the program called?

Behind the glass curtain

“Wee team big cup, big team ****ed up”

[JimBHibees]

A title for the programme could be 'A family at war', when proud parents Craig and Anne discover their precocious son Austin may not be as talented as they thought he was. :greengrin

[Waxy]

Agree totally will only make the club even more open to ridicule if showing what goes on behind the scenes such as the Berra interview this week. I have no doubt Sunderland will have regretted agreeing to there one and think Jack Ross alluded to how uncomfortable he was with it. Can remember a previous one at Sunderland which was hysterical due to the number of expletives that Peter Reid could fit into his team talks. The Hearts one promises to be compulsive viewing. I'll bet Anne and Craig are putting pressure on the broadcaster to cut out bits of it already before its broadcast. :greengrin

The bit when they got caught at it in the trophy cupboard?

[JimBHibees]

The bit when they got caught at it in the trophy cupboard?

Probably. :greengrin

[RoxburghHibs]

It’s hardly going to pull in the viewers, I mean Hearts! What glamorous clubs are lined up next I wonder? Grimsby? Walsall? Oldham?

[FilipinoHibs]

The Queen of Hearts - the road to relegation.

[darwenhibby]

I think there used to be something similar in the 70’s
Survival🤭

[Sudds_1]

I think there used to be something similar in the 70’s
Survival🤭

What a carry on

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Trouble at the big tip.

[Brummie_Hibs]

'Absolutely Fabulous'

[Cataplana]

Lest We Forget Hearts
Don't Come Dine With Me
Casualty
DIY SOS

[RoxburghHibs]

The Magnificent Seven - The Victims story

[GreenCastle]

They could do a documentary only on the last few weeks and it would have been hilarious but the whole season - this could win comedy awards.

Only part which shouldn’t have been in it was the ER game as Hecky messed that one up.

Boyles goals should be fun viewing though and obviously 1 Derby left to film at ER - don’t think we will get a 4th this season due to Hearts being bottom 6.

[JXM73]

What's the program called?



Auf weidersen pet

Or

Through the ********

[Hibby70]

The Green Smile

[BILLYHIBS]

What's the program called?

Behind the glass curtain

Harry Potter: Natural Order restored

[Greenbeard]

What's the program called?

Behind the glass curtain

Initially Great Expectations
Then changed to Budge eh?
Now changed to Bottom

[JXM73]

A budge too far

Berra Berra Berra

Downsizing

[Waxy]

Budge down

[Waxy]

Cliffhanger

[Iain G]

I would go for:

Hearts Beat
Bodger and Budger
State of the Hearts

Or a Scots language adaptation of the Frank Herbert classic novel "Doon"

[Diclonius]

Forgot about this.

Hope we flatten them at ER and they do end up getting relegated, it'll be an amazing watch.

[Eyrie]

Hearts of Darkness - A Football Apocalypse.

"We had access to too much benefactor money, too many players and little by little we went down".

[Dalianwanda]

What channel is this gonna be on?

[Sudds_1]

Carry on up the creek
A budge too far

[007]

What's the program called?

Behind the glass curtain

Time For Zeros.

[Brunswickbill]

Bury My Hearts at Wounded Knees.

[007]

Inside The Oriamnishambles

[Sudds_1]

When danny met annie

[Man Down Under]

Levein On A Prayer

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[Groathillgrump]

What channel is this gonna be on?

The link in the original post says it's a BBC Scotland production.

[Is It On....]

Agree totally will only make the club even more open to ridicule if showing what goes on behind the scenes such as the Berra interview this week. I have no doubt Sunderland will have regretted agreeing to there one and think Jack Ross alluded to how uncomfortable he was with it. Can remember a previous one at Sunderland which was hysterical due to the number of expletives that Peter Reid could fit into his team talks. The Hearts one promises to be compulsive viewing. I'll bet Anne and Craig are putting pressure on the broadcaster to cut out bits of it already before its broadcast. :greengrin

The best one ever was the Leyton Orient - Orient for a Fiver" documentary - the manager loses the plot a half time and asks a couple of players out for a fight.

[Iain G]

What channel is this gonna be on?

Probably channel 51..but channel 70 or 62 would. E funnier 😊

[Weegreenman]

[QUOTE=theonlywayisup;6041011]Yes, mentioned in a few posts, but probably doesn't have a thread of its own.

Maybe keep this one active for the key moments in their season which you would expect to be in the documentary. Such as:

Derby at Easter Road - but he who laughs last laughs longest
Levain sacking
The search for a top class manager and the arrival of Stendel
Derby at Tiny - look who's laughing now

What next?

Relegation dog fight.

Another derby defeat

Play offs

Relegation

[Eyrie]

Hearts of Darkness - A Football Apocalypse.

"We had access to too much benefactor money, too many players and little by little we went down".

Starring

Craig Levein as Francis Ford Coppola
Daniel Stendel as Marlon Brando
Glenn Whelan as Harvey Keitel
Aaron Hickey as Laurence Fishbourne
Auston McPhee as Dennis Hopper

[gbhibby]

Annie in Blunderland Through the looking glass(wall)

[WoreTheGreen]

Fool mental jaikie

[Hibeesmad]

Two pints of lager and a Daniel Stendel

[Victor]

Filth
****
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen


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[Victor]

Filth
****
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen


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**** was the Borsal film with Ray Winstone and Phil Daniels. Good censoring!


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[Waxy]

Marooned

[Cletus]

A room without a view

[Waxy]

C.h.i.p.s

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Starts off with two hearts and a diamond ends up with a club and a spade :)

[WoreTheGreen]

Das boot (apologises Queen Anne)

[degenerated]

The best one ever was the Leyton Orient - Orient for a Fiver" documentary - the manager loses the plot a half time and asks a couple of players out for a fight.That was hilarious, this was the bit here

https://youtu.be/L20B881v4gA

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[Devonhibs]

That was hilarious, this was the bit here

https://youtu.be/L20B881v4gA

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Quality. Thats my next half time talk sorted out for my under 11's.

[RoxburghHibs]

Castaway - the club that should have been years ago

[Mick O'Rourke]

One flew over the budgie's nest .


Special appearance by Sam "scratcher" Nicholson.

[HiBremian]

Game of Groans

[Irish_Steve]

A lot of them on Keekback think it will be a footballing version of The Office - however, as I never watched that, I didnt get the jokes lol

[Deansy]

What's the program called?

Behind the glass curtain

'S*it Game'

[Alfred E Newman]

Wallace and Foulkes and the Stained Trousers.

[WoreTheGreen]

Mid season and were murder

[lord bunberry]

The madness of queen budge.

[WoreTheGreen]

Von Ryan’s express (Levien/Colhoune enterprise)

[Itsnoteasy]

Wish You Were Here

Not

[Hibbyradge]

That was hilarious, this was the bit here

https://youtu.be/L20B881v4gA

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Jeezo.

The sad thing is that there are people who think that's good man management.

[Phil MaGlass]

Fool mental jaikie

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Gloucester Hibs]

Budge’s Millions - In order to gain access to further rich benefactor cash, the club must endeavour to squander 20 million pounds over 3 seasons on a succession of vanity projects, duff players and management teams.

[Arch Stanton]

What's the program called?

Behind the glass curtain

Blood on the Tracksuits?

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Man in the High Castle-view

[FilipinoHibs]

The last of the Jambos

[oldbutdim]

A lot of them on Keekback think it will be a footballing version of The Office - however, as I never watched that, I didnt get the jokes lol

"The Orifice"

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

For A Few Dollars More

[WoreTheGreen]

39 steps (to nowhere)

[WoreTheGreen]

Zulose

[Hibs4185]

The only way is down

[0762]

Fawlty Towers

[Bostonhibby]

The Sting

Featuring Robert Redford as Vladimir Romanov, Paul Newman as Lord George Foulkes and Robert Shaw as every Duncan you've ever met.

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[007]

Fawlty Towers

Flowery Twats

[AltheHibby]

Marooned, the remake.


In the original 3 astronauts are stranded in space and running out of oxygen. In the remake 3 space cadets called Austin, Rolf and Danny are stranded in a space and are running out of games to save themselves.

[Jack Hackett]

Marooned, the remake.


In the original 3 astronauts are stranded in space and running out of oxygen. In the remake 3 space cadets called Austin, Rolf and Danny are stranded in a space and are running out of games to save themselves.

***SPOILER ALERT!***

They don't make it

[WoreTheGreen]

Pratdoon

[CraigHibee]

What's the program called?

Behind the glass curtain

The life and times of a ***** team from gorgie

[tamig]

Jeezo.

The sad thing is that there are people who think that's good man management.

From a different age and I doubt you’ll find many folk now who think that’s good man management.

[HFC93]

All Quiet on the Western Front

[hibbyfraelibby]

Emergency Ward 10...you have to be a certain age😉

[CentreLine]

Emergency Ward 10...you have to be a certain age😉

Dr Budge’s Casebook 😏

[007]

Fannies By Floodlight

[Iain G]

Anne of Pink Gables

[WoreTheGreen]

Another ‘fiddler on the roof” and still canny see the castle

[Iain G]

The Scarecrow and Mrs Budge?

Ach am gonna give up, it's too easy!

[AltheHibby]

***SPOILER ALERT!***

They don't make it

:not worth

[Hibbyradge]

From a different age and I doubt you’ll find many folk now who think that’s good man management.

I hope you're right

[The Spaceman]

I'm just looking forward to seeing Budge sit in her wee maroon jacket smug as punch gloating about the special relationship Hearts have with Manchester City/Liverpool/Hannover/Wolsfburg/Celtic.

Think we are in for a true display of illusions of grandeur.

[Jack Hackett]

I'm just looking forward to seeing Budge sit in her wee maroon jacket smug as punch gloating about the special relationship Hearts have with Manchester City/Liverpool/Hannover/Wolsfburg/Celtic.

Think we are in for a true display of illusions of grandeur.

... Not sure about Celtc, but you can add Spurs and Barnsley (they actually have a 'Barnsley Watch' thread OTR) :wink:

[degenerated]

Jeezo.

The sad thing is that there are people who think that's good man management.Shows how things have moved on since then. I'm sure the whole documentary is on youtube, it's an eye opener.

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[Iain G]

Ok one more...

The Mickey Mouse Club

[Hibby70]

Old Bag Puss

[EI255]

Will it show the Hearts supporter who likes to trash seats?

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