What Do You Buy A Jambo For Chrimbo?

[hibbyfraelibby]

I was thinking of getting my moronic maroon mate a nice wee rug...because it will look good at the foot of the table.

What are you getting yours?

[Not In The Know]

A Rover keyring

[Inconsequential]

Lederhosen. :agree:

[MyJo]

A Thysenkrupp elevator.

It will let them get used to a German taking them down in time for the end of the season.

[NthCarolinaHibs]

Half an half scarf..hertz/Barnsley..

[Bostonhibby]

Alan Partridge videos but not for entertainment purposes, geneological research is popular when you're desperate to find family lines outside your immediate household.

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[Cataplana]

Alan Partridge videos but not for entertainment purposes, geneological research is popular when you're desperate to find family lines outside your immediate household.

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Especially if you've been feeding hamburgers to swans.

[AltheHibby]

A life.

[givescotlandfreedom]

A gift voucher for the Canny Man's?

[WoreTheGreen]

A new song book

[Smartie]

When they're inevitably kicking their Gerry helmets up and down McLeod Street in a few months time it would be nice if somebody had thought to get a sheath for that spiky bit on the top so they don't injure their feet.

[DetroitHibs]

A vibrator and a Hibs scarf.... If he doesn't like the scarf he can go **** himself

[Hibernia&Alba]

Baggy maroon cardigan
Grey M&S slacks
Zip up tartan slippers
Driving gloves
Maroon golf bag

They send the same list to Santa every year, which is a bit odd at 45.

[Topographic Hibby]

A nitpick.

Give them it just now, so they can pull apart the statement from Barnsley.....:rolleyes:

[Booked4Being-Ugly]

A bottle of Obsession (although it's getting creepy now).

[Mick O'Rourke]

Stocking filler
DVD

Harry Potter and The Holy Ground of Natural Order.

[Deansy]

Was gonna say a 'Reality check' but that would be wasted !

[Scottie]

A bar of soap

[Jim44]

A one way ticket to the South Pole.

[WoreTheGreen]

A ticket for Edinburgh Castle so they can see tiny

[Squealing pig]

Deodorant and a German translation book

[dchibs]

A telescope so they might see the castle from their stand.

[Keith_M]

How about a poster with this on it....



https://fontmeme.com/temporary/0fb98f5419d650f224669ba3fd59dae3.png

[Scouse Hibee]

“Incest” It’s a game the whole family can play.

[HoboHarry]

I was thinking of getting my moronic maroon mate a nice wee rug...because it will look good at the foot of the table.

What are you getting yours?
I thought it was towels that the Germans were known for?

[flash]

A conscience.

[Northernhibee]

After Nielsen’s money spinning replay, defo a tutu.

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

Rat poison?

Here, I thought we were the vermin? :confused:

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/health/gorgie-flats-infested-indestructible-ants-which-can-carry-salmonella-residents-raise-health-risk-concerns-1336703

:hilarious:hilarious:hilarious

[NorthRoadHibee]

A Lynnx Africa set

[The 90+2]

New underwear.

[Sweet Left Peg]

A one way ticket to the South Pole.

That's pretty harsh on the penguins, don't you think? Those poor wee bugg3rs have got enough to deal with without polluting their natural habitat with invasive alien species.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

The ultimate bar none of secret Santa presents ever received ...

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=the+advent+of+fan+mug+hibs&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari#imgrc=UWevcng-ytBN-M:

[HoboHarry]

Colouring books and crayons for the majority, Kinetic Sand for the high achievers amongst them. That'll keep them occupied all week until they get their day out to the hoose with glass curtains.......

[HoboHarry]

That's pretty harsh on the penguins, don't you think? Those poor wee bugg3rs have got enough to deal with without polluting their natural habitat with invasive alien species.
Have you ever been close up to a penguin colony? They stink to high heaven and just s***e wherever they are standing with no regard to their near neighbors. Sounds a lot like like Tynecastle to me.....

[Kojock]

A full glossy picture book featuring photos of McKays medals and Leveins trophies.

[Gloucester Hibs]

A 125ml bottle of Joop

[heretoday]

Something cheap from the German Market.

[WoreTheGreen]

Stan Boardman box set

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

Something cheap from the German Market.

Impossible to find 😏

[dchibs]

Was thinking ahead a satnav might be handy for finding places like Peterhead or Brechin.

[HoboHarry]

Was thinking ahead a satnav might be handy for finding places like Peterhead or Brechin.

Their bombers found Clydebank in 1941 in the dark so they likely don't need Satnavs.....

[NC1875]

A rover key ring

[wookie70]

A dodecagon - 12 points at Christmas

[PatHead]

Sure you will be able to find some 1986 Hearts double winning t-shirt.

[Eyrie]

A Subbuteo team, because he's already got the pitch.

[lord bunberry]

A lifetime supply of condoms.

[fiolex1]

A Hearts crested electronic tag

[HoboHarry]

A Hearts crested electronic tag

Fine idea, what about hearts crested chastity belts to stop the brutes breeding?

[Sweet Left Peg]

Have you ever been close up to a penguin colony? They stink to high heaven and just s***e wherever they are standing with no regard to their near neighbors. Sounds a lot like like Tynecastle to me.....

I have indeed. But I've always found penguins to possess an affable charm. Cheeky chappy types, especially the smaller ones like Chinstraps or Gentoos. Something I wouldn't associate with Jambos, as people tend to smile when they see penguins. Perhaps an elephant seal colony might be a more appropriate hang out for them.

[fiolex1]

Domino and darts trophies

[hibbyfraelibby]

Domino and darts trophies

Runners Up one though...

[fat freddy]

Cigarette lighter because they keep losing their matches.

(I know, it's older than the hills)

[Greenbeard]

A lifetime supply of condoms.
Just a three-pack then.

[Pagan Hibernia]

Absolutely nothing.

when the tories romp the election on thursday they’ll already have all they want for christmas :rolleyes:

[Greenbeard]

https://www.duluxdecoratorcentre.co.uk/hammerite-rust-remover-gel?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI5-qb4Mep5gIViZntCh2qNgCYEAQYAyABEgJGZPD_BwE&v=5092868

[lord bunberry]

Just a three-pack then.
Yes and they can donate the other two to their sister to keep other family members at bay.

[fiolex1]

The ultimate chocolate experience:
Gary McKays chocolate medals, eat what Gary never had

League winners medal
Scottish cup winners medal
League cup medal

Deluxe chocolate experience includes a limited edition Sir Albert Kidd 1986 chocolate bar. Warning: May be hard to swallow.

[Eyrie]

False hope.

[logan.no1]

a lifetime supply o 7up

[Stokesy's on fire]

Josh Vela

[Joe6-2]

https://www.duluxdecoratorcentre.co.uk/hammerite-rust-remover-gel?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI5-qb4Mep5gIViZntCh2qNgCYEAQYAyABEgJGZPD_BwE&v=5092868

😂

[Joe6-2]

Binoculars, to see the castle

[Bowtow]

A pie an a puddle

[HoboHarry]

Binoculars, to see the castle
Or maybe a periscope?

[California-Hibs]

A map. Mapping out the best routes to get to all the Championship Grounds.

[Captain Trips]

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/pyramid-pile-rolls-toilet-paper-isolated-white-background-56871377.jpg

[Captain Trips]

Just needs the right frame to set it off:

https://www.londonhearts.com/images/pr1985-86/images/1986050301%20Dundee%200-2%20Dens%20Park.jpg

[kaimendhibs]

Malt Whisky. My hearts pal went to Easter Road last week and bought me a very smart Scarf, A huge Hibs mug, a hibs car ice Scraper, a Hibernian wallet. He also got me two 660 ml bottles of Heinekin.
Diamond of a man

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[Pretty Boy]

https://www.heartsdirect.co.uk/item/2322/Clothing/8586-Umbro-Away-Shirt.html

This looks nice. Let the Hearts fan in your life relive crying at Dens Park as Craig Levein abused the bogs. They can also remember the moment the double was completed as they gloriously failed at Hampden a short time later. Dodgy mullet haircuts and UVF pin badges for scarves are additional extras.

[Hakim Sar]

A pair of stilts. So they can feel much bigger than they really are...








and so they can maybe see the castle above the school across the street!!

[Anthony Soprano]

Seen 3 threads this morning referencing hearts and its beginning to make me feel sick

[HoboHarry]

https://www.heartsdirect.co.uk/item/2322/Clothing/8586-Umbro-Away-Shirt.html

This looks nice. Let the Hearts fan in your life relive crying at Dens Park as Craig Levein abused the bogs. They can also remember the moment the double was completed as they gloriously failed at Hampden a short time later. Dodgy mullet haircuts and UVF pin badges for scarves are additional extras.

There, even better.....

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