The Hearts Manager's Joab

[iwasthere1972]

What qualifications will they need?

[HibbyAndy]

A lawyer is part of the 3 man team deciding the next manager😂😂

[Cataplana]

What qualifications will they need?

A pulse?

[heretoday]

A loaded revolver and a bottle of whisky in the desk drawer.

[Phil MaGlass]

Jimmy Saville wig and cigar

[WillowbraeHibby]

Has to be famous.. Just 'cos they are.. :greengrin

[Phil MaGlass]

Marshalls Chunky Chicken tattoo

[Hibbyradge]

A total fixation with Hibs

[hibbyfraelibby]

Must have medals in a radical departure from tradition...

[RyeSloan]

A comprehensive understanding of the natural order...

[The 90+2]

A sharp tongue for all that Levein and Budge rimming they will need to do.

[HoboHarry]

Good knowledge of where a ball is likely to land after getting to an altitude of 300 metres ......

[Hakim Sar]

Must have a sneering, largely nasal tone to their voice.

Must be trying on the new hearts top in the changing rooms of the hearts super-duper-store when the call comes in.

Must have had a mediocre playing career and mostly remembered as a long diagonal enthusiast.

Must be at least 70.

Must favour post it notes as a method communicating tactics and instructions.

Must have a misplaced sense of elitism.

Must acknowledge that rough and tumble football is a legitimate style and although it won't win any plaudits it will win a few derbies.

Must be friends with Budge.

Must be willing to operate with a pitch that is 2 sizes too small, much like the Grinch that stole Christmas's heart...

[Eyrie]

A cardigan, a Rover, string backed gloves, a sister and a complete ignorance of fashion.

[heid the baw]

5 fingers on one hand and at least one on the other

[Kojock]

What qualifications will they need?

Be unemployed and cheap.

[Hibeesmad]

Play 5 defenders against Hibs

[Jim44]

A strong laxative to clear out all the cr@p in the club that won’t ‘budge’.

[Groathillgrump]

Understand that blood doesn't show on a maroon jersey. :rolleyes:

[lord bunberry]

A league and cup winners medal from 86, just like cr.... oh wait a minute.

[Billy Whizz]

Wouldn’t surprise me if the gave it to Locke until the end of the season

[bingo70]

Not really relevant to the thread but I see Hearts are now joint bottom on goal difference after St Johnstone managed to get a draw today.

[Weegreenman]

He must finish every sentence with FTH 😵😂😂😂

[Silky]

Be unemployed and cheap.

Sounds like a bird I used to know!

[hibby6270]

A cardigan, a Rover, string backed gloves, a sister and a complete ignorance of fashion.

Jings!! That’s me!!:greengrin

[hibby6270]

He must finish every sentence with FTH 😵😂😂😂

Jings!! That’s a Jambo mate of mine!!
Although he usually adds HHGH to his sentences. :greengrin:greengrin

As per my previous post - maybe we should apply jointly.:LOL::rotflmao::rotflmao:

GGTTH

[AltheHibby]

Jings!! That’s me!!:greengrin

The only reasonable reply to that has to be

LTYF!


😁

[Suburban Hibby]

Look like a fiddler and like big strong boys