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PompeyHibs
21-09-2019, 12:00 AM
What is the difference between Hearts and a Triangle?
A Triangle has Three points 🤣🤣🤣🤣🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

Mon the Cabbage🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

pollution
21-09-2019, 06:56 PM
Question from an oldie: what does the NGNGNG mean after some texts?

PompeyHibs
21-09-2019, 07:24 PM
Hi Pollution, it might be the device you are using that doesn’t show up the emoji signs and shows them as NGNGNG rather than a symbol.

I think the NGNGNG you are seeing should be the Nigeria Flag which is green and white (the closest thing i can find to a Hibs flag).

I often finish a post with tagging on the Flag

The 90+2
21-09-2019, 07:32 PM
What is the difference between Hearts and a Triangle?
A Triangle has Three points 🤣🤣🤣🤣🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

Mon the Cabbage🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

😂

Bostonhibby
21-09-2019, 07:45 PM
What is the difference between Hearts and a Triangle?
A Triangle has Three points [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1184][emoji1184][emoji1184][emoji1184][emoji1184]

Mon the Cabbage[emoji1184][emoji1184][emoji1184]You can get a tune out of a triangle?

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Eyrie
21-09-2019, 08:05 PM
I saw Hearts training during the week. Midway through one of the drills Levein spotted a hedgehog on the pitch and told his team to play football with it. I was shocked and thought about phoning the SSPCA but decided not to bother after a couple of minutes because the hedgehog was winning 2-0.

Pretty Boy
21-09-2019, 08:14 PM
Did you hear Craig Levein has released a range of bras?

Claims to have plenty support but it's missing the cups.

The 90+2
21-09-2019, 08:22 PM
You can get a tune out of a triangle?

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You’ve got less points, than a triangle,
Craig Leveins a ****ing spangle

The 90+2
21-09-2019, 08:23 PM
Did you hear Craig Levein has released a range of bras?

Claims to have plenty support but it's missing the cups.

Old yin’s are the best 😂

Bostonhibby
21-09-2019, 08:25 PM
You’ve got less points, than a triangle,
Craig Leveins a ****ing spangle[emoji23]

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hibbydog
21-09-2019, 09:24 PM
Craig Levein and Sir David Gray are walking along a road and they come across this prostitute.

‘Excuse me, how much is it for a wee w@@nk’ asks Levein

‘Never mind that’ says Sir David, ‘How much for a f@@@ing legend!!!!’

Sammy7nil
21-09-2019, 10:22 PM
Hi Pollution, it might be the device you are using that doesn’t show up the emoji signs and shows them as NGNGNG rather than a symbol.

I think the NGNGNG you are seeing should be the Nigeria Flag which is green and white (the closest thing i can find to a Hibs flag).

I often finish a post with tagging on the Flag

Emoji not showing on your phone or computer

mutley
22-09-2019, 08:20 AM
You’ve got less points, than a triangle,
Craig Leveins a ****ing spangle

That works with the “Tony mobray, Mark Venus” song tune


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Stokesy's on fire
22-09-2019, 08:22 AM
Question from an oldie: what does the NGNGNG mean after some texts?

It means NO GUTS NO GLORY bring on the jambos!!!

Franck Stanton
22-09-2019, 11:23 AM
We are Heckingbottom whilst they are ******gbottom.

lapsedhibee
22-09-2019, 06:41 PM
Craig Levein and Sir David Gray are walking along a road and they come across this prostitute.

‘Excuse me, how much is it for a wee w@@nk’ asks Levein

‘Never mind that’ says Sir David, ‘How much for a f@@@ing legend!!!!’
:greengrin

Scouse Hibee
22-09-2019, 06:53 PM
Paul Heckingbottom was asked by a journalist where he thought Hibs would finish this season, Hecky replied “top four”. He then asked the journalist where he thought we would finish, the journalist answered “second”. Hecky burst out laughing and said “don’t be ******g ridiculous”. The journalist replied “well....you started it”

The old ones are best 😁

Weststandwanab
22-09-2019, 06:57 PM
Question from an oldie: what does the NGNGNG mean after some texts? Not great no good not going

ddoc
22-09-2019, 06:58 PM
We are Heckingbottom whilst they are ******gbottom.
We are Secondbottom, but I don't think it is much of a joke.

KSA Hibee
22-09-2019, 07:05 PM
Paul Heckingbottom was asked by a journalist where he thought Hibs would finish this season, Hecky replied “top four”. He then asked the journalist where he thought we would finish, the journalist answered “second”. Hecky burst out laughing and said “don’t be ******g ridiculous”. The journalist replied “well....you started it”

The old ones are best 😁

I would sincerely like to thank this poster for actually making me laugh at that .. it is seriously the FIRST Hibs related topic that has put a smile on my face for ages. The current state of affairs is truly depressing and I hope that the fun of following the Cabbage returns soon 🙏🙏🙏🙏