Car porn

[Hibbyradge]

What with the BA strike ruining my holiday plans, I've turned to car porn to cheer myself up.

Enjoy.

https://www.alexandersprestige.co.uk/used-cars/

[patch1875]

Very cool.

More sensibly the new 2020 Audi RS6

[Hibrandenburg]

What with the BA strike ruining my holiday plans, I've turned to car porn to cheer myself up.

Enjoy.

https://www.alexandersprestige.co.uk/used-cars/

They have short or dysfunctional ***** written all over them.

[Hibbyradge]

They have short or dysfunctional ***** written all over them.

I'm neither, but I'd settle for both if I could get my hands on a Lamborghini Huracan! :greengrin

[Hibrandenburg]

I'm neither, but I'd settle for both if I could get my hands on a Lamborghini Huracan! :greengrin

:faf: I'd give it serious consideration for one of these:

https://youtu.be/bbSy8CFkLEQ

[Hibbyradge]

:faf: I'd give it serious consideration for one of these:

https://youtu.be/bbSy8CFkLEQ

Yep, that wins!

[Scouse Hibee]

Was in the Lamborghini showroom today on business, looked at some fantastic looking motors, trouble is you would hardly get the benefit of owning such a super car unless you regularly got to open it up on an airfield or track.

[lyonhibs]

I can't drive and have next to no interest in cars but the Aston Martin DB5 of Goldfinger vintage is beyond sexy.

[Mon Dieu4]

At the moment I'm really liking the Nissan GTR

[lugz]

At the moment I'm really liking the Nissan GTR

I recently got to go out in one (as a passenger) round the nissan test track in Sunderland. What a machine!!

[lord bunberry]

At the moment I'm really liking the Nissan GTR
Me too. It doesn’t have the top speed of some of the other cars, but it’s faster to 60 which is more practical day to day. There’s very few places in the world we’re you can actually achieve the top speed of some these supercars.

[Andy Bee]

:faf: I'd give it serious consideration for one of these:

https://youtu.be/bbSy8CFkLEQ


Me and a few mates are in the process of planning a F1 GP trip for next season, having been to Silverstone a few times and ruling out camping again I priced up a similar RV (obviously without the copter) to hire for the weekend. £8750 + VAT was the best quote I got for 3 days and you aint allowed to drive it, needless to say we declined and have opted to get an all inclusive package to the Vietnam GP which works out cheaper.

[Hibrandenburg]

Me and a few mates are in the process of planning a F1 GP trip for next season, having been to Silverstone a few times and ruling out camping again I priced up a similar RV (obviously without the copter) to hire for the weekend. £8750 + VAT was the best quote I got for 3 days and you aint allowed to drive it, needless to say we declined and have opted to get an all inclusive package to the Vietnam GP which works out cheaper.

I'm not really interested in motor racing but my 10 year old is desperate to see it. Are these type of events family friendly or is it just beer swilling petrol heads?

Enjoy Vietnam, sounds like an amazing trip.

[Andy Bee]

I'm not really interested in motor racing but my 10 year old is desperate to see it. Are these type of events family friendly or is it just beer swilling petrol heads?

Enjoy Vietnam, sounds like an amazing trip.


Far from beer swilling petrolheads H, granted there's a lot of beer drinking but it's a great atmosphere, you'd be amazed how many families attend. I'm just back from the MotoGP at Silverstone last week and you'd think that would be even worse being it's bikes rather than cars but it was a great weekend. There's a family friendly camp site which is monitored 24/7 for late night noise, over exuberance and it's stopped immediately. Think of it as being very similar to attending a festival without the copious amounts of drugs. There's purpose built shower blocks and toilets which are spotless 24/7, shops, fairground, onsite bars, live bands that finish at a reasonable time of night, pubs that close at 12. It's a fantastic weekend and they even throw in a race or two which is an added bonus. :greengrin

[Hibrandenburg]

Far from beer swilling petrolheads H, granted there's a lot of beer drinking but it's a great atmosphere, you'd be amazed how many families attend. I'm just back from the MotoGP at Silverstone last week and you'd think that would be even worse being it's bikes rather than cars but it was a great weekend. There's a family friendly camp site which is monitored 24/7 for late night noise, over exuberance and it's stopped immediately. Think of it as being very similar to attending a festival without the copious amounts of drugs. There's purpose built shower blocks and toilets which are spotless 24/7, shops, fairground, onsite bars, live bands that finish at a reasonable time of night, pubs that close at 12. It's a fantastic weekend and they even throw in a race or two which is an added bonus. :greengrin

Thanks Andy, I'll research a bit what's happening race wise in central Europe. The Lausitzring is not too far from here so that's probably a decent starting point.

[Andy Bee]

At the moment I'm really liking the Nissan GTR


Seriously engineered car, the tires are apparently filled with 100% nitrogen as opposed to compressed air to keep the pressures more equal in differing temperatures. If you need a new gearbox you can't swap it for any other GTR box, you need the one specifically made for that one vehicle. Travelling down the M6 often, I see them regularly but most are wrapped in the most craziest colours, I suppose it's a youngster thing.

[Jones28]

Bugatti have just broken 300mph with a modified Chiron

[patch1875]

Bugatti have just broken 300mph with a modified Chiron

Pretty mental when an F1 car can only do around 230mph!

Done 150 on the autobahn and that was terrifying.

[Hibbyradge]

Pretty mental when an F1 car can only do around 230mph!

Done 150 on the autobahn and that was terrifying.

Yes, but it's 230mph with a 1.6l engine!

The Chiron is 8.0l!

[patch1875]

Yes, but it's 230mph with a 1.6l engine!

The Chiron is 8.0l!

That’s true

But at that speed it’s all about the aerodynamics to keep it on the road.

[Jones28]

Pretty mental when an F1 car can only do around 230mph!

Done 150 on the autobahn and that was terrifying.

I’ve done 140 on the A1 at Haddington, that was plenty.

[Moulin Yarns]

I’ve done 140 on the A1 at Haddington, that was plenty.

Did you manage to get away or are you posting from BarL?

[Jones28]

Did you manage to get away or are you posting from BarL?

I actually shat it as I saw a police car coming the opposite way from me and thought they might have have some sort of scanner 😂

And yes the road was empty.

[Scouse Hibee]

I actually shat it as I saw a police car coming the opposite way from me and thought they might have have some sort of scanner 😂

And yes the road was empty.

Would the road being empty also have excused you if you had driven after several pints 😉

[Hibrandenburg]

Pretty mental when an F1 car can only do around 230mph!

Done 150 on the autobahn and that was terrifying.

I'll get up to about 140 quite regularly but only in the wee wee hours. Other drivers are just too unpredictable to do it in normal traffic, especially if trucks are on the road. I much prefer bimbling along at 60 with the caravan in tow.

[Jones28]

Would the road being empty also have excused you if you had driven after several pints 😉

Absolutely agree scouse, it was very silly.

[lord bunberry]

Thanks Andy, I'll research a bit what's happening race wise in central Europe. The Lausitzring is not too far from here so that's probably a decent starting point.

It’s such a shame the German gp has been cancelled it was one of the best races of the year.

[heretoday]

I've got a four-year old Toyota Aygo. In the world of car porn, does this amount to paedophilia?

[Moulin Yarns]

I've got a four-year old Toyota Aygo. In the world of car porn, does this amount to paedophilia?

I've got a 5 year old Renault Captur, does that qualify as S&M?

[Jones28]

I've got a four-year old Toyota Aygo. In the world of car porn, does this amount to paedophilia?

My work car is an 05 Astra, am I a granny-****ger? Am I Wayne Rooney?

[Killiehibbie]

My work car is an 05 Astra, am I a granny-****ger? Am I Wayne Rooney?

I would probably get life for my car:offski:

[Scouse Hibee]

My work car is Maroon!
Shall I hand my Hibs ST back?

[Jones28]

My work car is Maroon!
Shall I hand my Hibs ST back?

Yes. That’s treason.

[Scouse Hibee]

Yes. That’s treason.

Already had one daftie after a night derby at Tynecastle give me grief in Roseburn. He was a Hibbie and took exception to me driving a maroon car with a green Hibs scarf on the dashboard 😂

[Jones28]

Already had one daftie after a night derby at Tynecastle give me grief in Roseburn. He was a Hibbie and took exception to me driving a maroon car with a green Hibs scarf on the dashboard 😂

Oh ffs 😂

[Hibbyradge]

I've got a four-year old Toyota Aygo. In the world of car porn, does this amount to paedophilia?

That's Reader's Wives stuff.

[Hibbyradge]

I've got a 5 year old Renault Captur, does that qualify as S&M?

That's the Littlewoods catelogue underwear pages.

[Hibbyradge]

My work car is an 05 Astra, am I a granny-****ger? Am I Wayne Rooney?

That's the drawings of support bras in the Daily Express.

[Hibbyradge]

My work car is Maroon!
Shall I hand my Hibs ST back?

That's Scat porn, mate.

[The Pointer]

My house is quite close to the road which my kitchen window overlooks, so you can imagine my surprise when I was making my lunch yesterday and five McLarens went past on a row. Lovely noise.