Longbangers Episode 7: Tommy Wright’s Christmas Presents

[matty_f]

✅Tourette’s outrage
✅ Desert Island Pricks
✅ win against Morton
✅ Duncan Dares
✅ Heckingbottom transfer exclusive

All in episode 7: Tommy Wright’s Christmas Presents

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/106Uy5UnxsbpyLjarBpyyU?si=P5ekPZLQRLWbwUdyriqCAw
iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/longbangers/id1474463560

[The 90+2]

Been waiting for this the last couple of days, thanks guysn👍

[matty_f]

Been waiting for this the last couple of days, thanks guysn👍

Nice one. Hope you enjoy it! :aok:

[DaveF]

Tourette's Outrage :-)

Not listened yet but already looking forward to it.

[matty_f]

Tourette's Outrage :-)

Not listened yet but already looking forward to it.

It wasn't a reference to the feedback we got, honest!

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Been waiting for this the last couple of days, thanks guysn👍

Worth the wait purely for Matty’s impersonation of Tommy Wright 😂😂

[matty_f]

Worth the wait purely for Matty’s impersonation of Tommy Wright 😂😂

It was a very good impression. And by "very good" I mean "hilariously bad"... :agree:

[04Sauzee]

Another great listen, listened to it on the way into work on the train. I'm Being greedy now but would be great to have a post match Bangers on a Monday and a pre match Bangers on a Friday. How you find time for it isn't really my problem :na na:

[007]

Duncan Dares - Dare Ann Budge to put on her sexiest negligee and go into Wayne Rooney's hotel room.

[matty_f]

Another great listen, listened to it on the way into work on the train. I'm Being greedy now but would be great to have a post match Bangers on a Monday and a pre match Bangers on a Friday. How you find time for it isn't really my problem :na na:

:greengrin:

If enough people listen we'd do it - the podcasts are great fun to make so as long as there are people listening to them, we can change when we put them out.

[matty_f]

Duncan Dares - Dare Ann Budge to put on her sexiest negligee and go into Wayne Rooney's hotel room.

:faf:

[Danderhall Hibs]

Good listen again guys.

Michael Higdon.
Ripple > Twirl

[The 90+2]

Class listen guys. Loving the Ian Paisley impersonation too Matty 👍
Help a podcast appeal for £2 a month is a underrated belter Bryan 😂😂😂

[matty_f]

Class listen guys. Loving the Ian Paisley impersonation too Matty 👍
Help a podcast appeal for £2 a month is a underrated belter Bryan 😂😂😂

Ian Paisley :faf:

[Danderhall Hibs]

And well done for giving the Hibs talk guys a thank you (and well done to them for helping you) - glad it’s not a competition and there’s more than one podcast out there for us to listen to.

[matty_f]

And well done for giving the Hibs talk guys a thank you (and well done to them for helping you) - glad it’s not a competition and there’s more than one podcast out there for us to listen to.
Cheers. It was never our intention to compete, we are going for something different so there’s room for both I hope.

Thanks for the feedback, these threads are great (for us) and really help us shape what we do.

They don’t help with accents and impressions though.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

I’m now making it my mission in life to get you to do at least one impersonation per week.

[04Sauzee]

And well done for giving the Hibs talk guys a thank you (and well done to them for helping you) - glad it’s not a competition and there’s more than one podcast out there for us to listen to.

I listen to alot of football related podcasts, I listen to Hibs talk and Longbangers and like here and the bounce they both have their place.

My favourite non hibs podcast is not that top 20 if anyone likes English football outside the EPL

[matty_f]

I’m now making it my mission in life to get you to do at least one impersonation per week.

We can run competitions to see if anyone had the faintest idea who they are meant to be.

[04Sauzee]

We can run competitions to see if anyone had the faintest idea who they are meant to be.

Ahh a bit stingy, making sure the prizes are safe

[Pedantic_Hibee]

We can run competitions to see if anyone had the faintest idea who they are meant to be.

“Welcome to Episode 73 and we have our multi rollover from Episode 8 still to play for”

[matty_f]

“Welcome to Episode 73 and we have our multi rollover from Episode 8 still to play for”

Turns out it was Ian Paisley after all.

[Leitherhibs]

This is now my favourite podcast, and I listen to a lot of them.

[matty_f]

This is now my favourite podcast, and I listen to a lot of them.

👆 this is now my favourite post, and I read a lot of them. :greengrin

[Pedantic_Hibee]

This is now my favourite podcast, and I listen to a lot of them.

Thanks mum x

[matty_f]

Thanks mum x

:faf:

[Lmc2105]

This is just getting better and better! You two are comedy gold! Made my episode look serious! 😂 need to have a listen it’s brilliant. Remember I want a show on deadline day especially given the history of Pedantic :greengrin

[DaveF]

The king and queen of lame jokes (you can decide which is which 😃) it really is a cracking listen.

I don't do Twitter etc so I'm not classed as a follower but definitely a fan of the show. Well done.

[Jonnyboy]

Great listen, guys. Really enjoyed it :aok:

[matty_f]

This is just getting better and better! You two are comedy gold! Made my episode look serious! 😂 need to have a listen it’s brilliant. Remember I want a show on deadline day especially given the history of Pedantic :greengrin

Cheers - the deadline day show is a great idea.

Pedantic, we can sort that out, eh?

[matty_f]

The king and queen of lame jokes (you can decide which is which 😃) it really is a cracking listen.

I don't do Twitter etc so I'm not classed as a follower but definitely a fan of the show. Well done.

Cheers Dave. Don’t know about king and queen but (sorry about this) more a pair of jokers.

*insert tumbleweed here

[matty_f]

Great listen, guys. Really enjoyed it :aok:

Nice one Jonnyboy, thanks :thumbsup:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Cheers - the deadline day show is a great idea.

Pedantic, we can sort that out, eh?

When is deadline day?

Can we do it live?

Can I eat snacks on air?

Can we get Natalie Sawyer on the show?

Can you dress up as Jim White, or at least impersonate him?

[matty_f]

When is deadline day?

Can we do it live?

Can I eat snacks on air?

Can we get Natalie Sawyer on the show?

Can you dress up as Jim White, or at least impersonate him?

Record it live from Aldi. :greengrin

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Record it live from Aldi. :greengrin

I’ll make enquiries on twitter post haste.

[Lmc2105]

When is deadline day?

Can we do it live?

Can I eat snacks on air?

Can we get Natalie Sawyer on the show?

Can you dress up as Jim White, or at least impersonate him?

Natalie Sawyer on the show 😍!!! Sorry lads but the attention would be on her!!

It’s on the 2nd of September so yes a live podcast to cover the 2/3 stories Scotland will have which will obviously be loans 😆

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Natalie Sawyer on the show 😍!!! Sorry lads but the attention would be on her!!

It’s on the 2nd of September so yes a live podcast to cover the 2/3 stories Scotland will have which will obviously be loans 😆

There’s no room for her to be honest, the role of “big pair of tits” has been taken up by Matty and me already 😂

[matty_f]

There’s no room for her to be honest, the role of “big pair of tits” has been taken up by Matty and me already 😂

That and the fact that neither of is are legally allowed within 300m of her.

:greengrin

If anyone has any desert island pricks , celebrity encounters, or Duncan Dares, post them on here and we’ll cover them next time.

Where’s BillyHibs? I was waiting to see Billy’s thoughts on his part in this episode. :greengrin

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Record it live from Aldi. :greengrin

Aldi have just tweeted me back 😂

[matty_f]

Aldi have just tweeted me back 😂

Just saw that!! Is it on? IS IT ON?? :faf:

[007]

Desert Island Pricks - Morelos, Jamie Walker & Jordan Jones, though they might be of some use. With all the diving they do they should be good at catching fish.

[BILLYHIBS]

Brilliant!

Really enjoyed that

Brian sounds really sensible

Many thanks for the shout out I really appreciated that

I am a shy boy really.

Thanks once again

[matty_f]

Desert Island Pricks - Morelos, Jamie Walker & Jordan Jones, though they might be of some use. With all the diving they do they should be good at catching fish.

haha!! love it!!

[matty_f]

Brilliant!

Really enjoyed that

Brian sounds really sensible

Many thanks for the shout out I really appreciated that

I am a shy boy really.

Thanks once again

No worries Billy, thanks for contributing!

[matty_f]

With the Historical Trust obtaining Lawrie Reilly's medals, we'd like to hear what football memorabilia you'd like Hibs to get their hands on, so for example : the Natural Order banner, Jimmi Boco's dreadlocks, Alan Freeland's yellow cards etc, the bit of grass that tripped Mickey Weir up in the Skol Cup Final...

[Jim44]

Really enjoyed that podcast. :top marks

[007]

With the Historical Trust obtaining Lawrie Reilly's medals, we'd like to hear what football memorabilia you'd like Hibs to get their hands on, so for example : the Natural Order banner, Jimmi Boco's dreadlocks, Alan Freeland's yellow cards etc, the bit of grass that tripped Mickey Weir up in the Skol Cup Final...

The spirit level from when the pitch was first laid.

[Jim44]

With the Historical Trust obtaining Lawrie Reilly's medals, we'd like to hear what football memorabilia you'd like Hibs to get their hands on, so for example : the Natural Order banner, Jimmi Boco's dreadlocks, Alan Freeland's yellow cards etc, the bit of grass that tripped Mickey Weir up in the Skol Cup Final...

The grains of sand that momentarily blinded the officials at Leigh Griffith’s spectacular disallowed goal in the 2013 Derby.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

With the Historical Trust obtaining Lawrie Reilly's medals, we'd like to hear what football memorabilia you'd like Hibs to get their hands on, so for example : the Natural Order banner, Jimmi Boco's dreadlocks, Alan Freeland's yellow cards etc, the bit of grass that tripped Mickey Weir up in the Skol Cup Final...

Simon Brown’s Weekly Diet Plan

[matty_f]

Simon Brown’s Weekly Diet Plan

The 2000 team's blonde hair dye. (for a friend).

[matty_f]

Really enjoyed that podcast. :top marks

Thanks Jim! :thumbsup:

[Billy Whizz]

My 1st listen to any of your podcasts
Well done guys good listen. Generally like slightly shorter podcasts, but you spun this one out well
Will try and have a listen to the next one!

[matty_f]

My 1st listen to any of your podcasts
Well done guys good listen. Generally like slightly shorter podcasts, but you spun this one out well
Will try and have a listen to the next one!

Thanks Billy!

[Danderhall Hibs]

My 1st listen to any of your podcasts
Well done guys good listen. Generally like slightly shorter podcasts, but you spun this one out well
Will try and have a listen to the next one!

When you put 2 slavers together you get a podcast that runs over the conventional 45 minutes. 😂 It’s hard to listen in x1.5 as well.

[Billy Whizz]

When you put 2 slavers together you get a podcast that runs over the conventional 45 minutes. 😂 It’s hard to listen in x1.5 as well.

I’ll do that next time DH🤣

[bingo70]

No worries Billy, thanks for contributing!

Thanks for clearing up why Billy always posted Hibs as HIBS too, no offence Billy but that used to annoy me, find it quite funny now though.

[MSK]

With the Historical Trust obtaining Lawrie Reilly's medals, we'd like to hear what football memorabilia you'd like Hibs to get their hands on, so for example : the Natural Order banner, Jimmi Boco's dreadlocks, Alan Freeland's yellow cards etc, the bit of grass that tripped Mickey Weir up in the Skol Cup Final...Budgies putt putt moped or Conrad Logans food bill 😆

[Carheenlea]

Entertaining show once again :aok:

My Desert Island Dicks would include two Hibs themed companions from hell. First would be George Craig - I love Hibs, but with George, there would be absolutely no respite from dawn till dusk as he talks without stopping for breath, and would be too much for even the most fanatical of Hibs Supporters, as nice a chap as George is.
The other would be John Collins. If your stuck on a desert Island then you might as well enjoy it the best you can by lounging on the beach. That’s unlikely to happen with JC around, or at least not before forcing you into a gruelling fitness regime and continually showing off his six pack to demonstrate what you might have yourself if you put in the hours.
The third would be Ewan Murray. Not the genial Sky Sports golf commentator, the other one - the golf writer for The Guardian and Grade A Jambo roaster. His twitter ramblings are KickBackesque, and while I like my golf and his golf writing is decent, he makes my blood boil with a short Hearts/anti Hibs tweet, so being stuck with him would never end well.

[sleeping giant]

With the Historical Trust obtaining Lawrie Reilly's medals, we'd like to hear what football memorabilia you'd like Hibs to get their hands on, so for example : the Natural Order banner, Jimmi Boco's dreadlocks, Alan Freeland's yellow cards etc, the bit of grass that tripped Mickey Weir up in the Skol Cup Final...

Marvin Bartleys finger .

Really like the podcast Matty.
I listen to it in the car on my travels.
It's knocked the Infinite Monkey Cage off my goto list.
Wee shout out to Hibs Talk too.
Great stuff guys.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Thanks for all the generous words folks, it’s much appreciated. Not sure how I feel about being labelled sensible mind you, I’ll have to up my game a bit 😂

[matty_f]

Marvin Bartleys finger .

Really like the podcast Matty.
I listen to it in the car on my travels.
It's knocked the Infinite Monkey Cage off my goto list.
Wee shout out to Hibs Talk too.
Great stuff guys.

Bartley’s finger :faf: :faf:


Thanks for listening and for the feedback!

[matty_f]

Entertaining show once again :aok:

My Desert Island Dicks would include two Hibs themed companions from hell. First would be George Craig - I love Hibs, but with George, there would be absolutely no respite from dawn till dusk as he talks without stopping for breath, and would be too much for even the most fanatical of Hibs Supporters, as nice a chap as George is.
The other would be John Collins. If your stuck on a desert Island then you might as well enjoy it the best you can by lounging on the beach. That’s unlikely to happen with JC around, or at least not before forcing you into a gruelling fitness regime and continually showing off his six pack to demonstrate what you might have yourself if you put in the hours.
The third would be Ewan Murray. Not the genial Sky Sports golf commentator, the other one - the golf writer for The Guardian and Grade A Jambo roaster. His twitter ramblings are KickBackesque, and while I like my golf and his golf writing is decent, he makes my blood boil with a short Hearts/anti Hibs tweet, so being stuck with him would never end well.
Great choices!!!

[KDY Hibs]

Really enjoyed this, again! Looking forward to the next one! Keep up the good work, honest opinions from genuine fans!

[matty_f]

Really enjoyed this, again! Looking forward to the next one! Keep up the good work, honest opinions from genuine fans!

Thanks very much mate. :thumbsup:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Really enjoyed this, again! Looking forward to the next one! Keep up the good work, honest opinions from genuine fans!

I’m actually a Jambo and Hermit Crab is a decoy to take the attention away from me.

[Billy Whizz]

I’m actually a Jambo and Hermit Crab is a decoy to take the attention away from me.

You should get him on, your listening figures will go through the roof

[The 90+2]

For the DID’s

Andy Walker for being and a welt & moaning complaining and going over the top with every last thing imaginable on the island.

Neil Doncaster for being a welt and sitting there scratching his baws, not having any idea at all how to contribute in any shape or form.

Andy Halliday - for being a welt and leading a mass celebration that everyone was eventually getting off this Island in about 20 minutes time....

[matty_f]

For the DID’s

Andy Walker for being and a welt & moaning complaining and going over the top with every last thing imaginable on the island.

Neil Doncaster for being a welt and sitting there scratching his baws, not having any idea at all how to contribute in any shape or form.

Andy Halliday - for being a welt and leading a mass celebration that everyone was eventually getting off this Island in about 20 minutes time....

Good choices. Imagine being stuck on an island with those pricks.

[matty_f]

You should get him on, your listening figures will go through the roof

We’re up for it if Hermit is :faf:

[bigwheel]

Shout out for this weeks episode ...had me laughing out loud in the car.

@pedantichibee lines about Skacel and Traynor on desert island almost had me crashing the car - very funny !!

Ps thx for noting it was the horrible Sevco Gordon Smith, I was referring to - not God. [emoji106][emoji106]

Keep up the great work

[bigwheel]

Ps. Surely new dares thing should be “Arthur Duncan Dares” [emoji2]. You’re welcome !

[matty_f]

Shout out for this weeks episode ...had me laughing out loud in the car.

@pedantichibee lines about Skacel and Traynor on desert island almost had me crashing the car - very funny !!

Ps thx for noting it was the horrible Sevco Gordon Smith, I was referring to - not God. [emoji106][emoji106]

Keep up the great work

Cheers! Arthur Duncan Dares :faf:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Shout out for this weeks episode ...had me laughing out loud in the car.

@pedantichibee lines about Skacel and Traynor on desert island almost had me crashing the car - very funny !!

Ps thx for noting it was the horrible Sevco Gordon Smith, I was referring to - not God. [emoji106][emoji106]

Keep up the great work

Thanks for the feedback, kind Sir.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

This weeks podcast could be fun 🙈

[The 90+2]

This weeks podcast could be fun 🙈

Perhaps put a disclaimer at the start warning of severe expletives 🙈

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Perhaps put a disclaimer at the start warning of severe expletives 🙈

I don’t even know where to start with summing it all up.

[DaveF]

I don’t even know where to start with summing it all up.

How about with an extra long horse type noise 😁

[Danderhall Hibs]

How about with an extra long horse type noise 😁

:hilarious fast becoming his catchphrase.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

How about with an extra long horse type noise 😁

Funnily enough, that popped into my head this morning 😂😂

[matty_f]

How about with an extra long horse type noise 😁

Mr Ped. :agree: