Attending the Tiny PBS - advice needed

[Eyrie]

Friend is a Dundee United fan, so we're going to their game tomorrow night against Hearts.

However it's a long time since I was last at the Tiny PBS so I need some practical advice on what to expect. I know how to get there etc, but it's the details that you don't find elsewhere that I'm after such as how to get the best photo of the Castle. Or is it true that, in their average home attendance, only half the fans are Hun wannabees and the other guy is actually OK?

[hibbyfraelibby]

Friend is a Dundee United fan, so we're going to their game tomorrow night against Hearts.

However it's a long time since I was last at the Tiny PBS so I need some practical advice on what to expect. I know how to get there etc, but it's the details that you don't find elsewhere that I'm after such as how to get the best photo of the Castle. Or is it true that, in their average home attendance, only half the fans are Hun wannabees and the other guy is actually OK?

First of all avoid licking the glass wall...they all have so no knowing what you'll catch.

Second whe asking directions remember it's Piazza er a Pizza no a Plazza...and dont eat their Pizza

Third If you are collecting tickets just ask for Duncan

Fourth the away stand is the Roseburn Stand and a death trap. Make sure you have insurance.

Finally remember to hide your coconut in your hoodie and before throwing it burn your spoon so they will recognise you as a Dundee Hibernian

[WoreTheGreen]

Friend is a Dundee United fan, so we're going to their game tomorrow night against Hearts.

However it's a long time since I was last at the Tiny PBS so I need some practical advice on what to expect. I know how to get there etc, but it's the details that you don't find elsewhere that I'm after such as how to get the best photo of the Castle. Or is it true that, in their average home attendance, only half the fans are Hun wannabees and the other guy is actually OK?

Take your own salt& sauce

[ChicoM1875]

Friend is a Dundee United fan, so we're going to their game tomorrow night against Hearts.

However it's a long time since I was last at the Tiny PBS so I need some practical advice on what to expect. I know how to get there etc, but it's the details that you don't find elsewhere that I'm after such as how to get the best photo of the Castle. Or is it true that, in their average home attendance, only half the fans are Hun wannabees and the other guy is actually OK?

CHIPS will be served

[Billy Whizz]

CHIPS will be served

Only in the Main stand

[tamig]

Friend is a Dundee United fan, so we're going to their game tomorrow night against Hearts.

However it's a long time since I was last at the Tiny PBS so I need some practical advice on what to expect. I know how to get there etc, but it's the details that you don't find elsewhere that I'm after such as how to get the best photo of the Castle. Or is it true that, in their average home attendance, only half the fans are Hun wannabees and the other guy is actually OK?

Wear some sturdy footwear that has excellent grip. The metal staircase that provides access to the away end is in a poor state and becomes hazardous in damp conditions. You may be lucky if the weather stays dry.

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

Wear a large gas mask and go to a car wash afterwards for a full scrub down...you'll need it! :agree:

[hfc-1875]

Best advice - dodge it.

[Kato]

Wirewool and Dettol post match, you know it makes sense.

[SouthMoroccoStu]

Don’t ****ing do it. There’s your advice

[tamig]

Wirewool and Dettol post match, you know it makes sense.

Indeed. Full nuclear decontamination measures required.

[Eyrie]

I've made sure my innoculations are up to date :agree:

Noted re the staircase as the forecast is showers.

Can I take my own neck brace?

[hibbyfraelibby]

Can I take my own neck brace?

Only if its made of brass so you fit in

[son of haggart]

Friend is a Dundee United fan, so we're going to their game tomorrow night against Hearts.

However it's a long time since I was last at the Tiny PBS so I need some practical advice on what to expect. I know how to get there etc, but it's the details that you don't find elsewhere that I'm after such as how to get the best photo of the Castle. Or is it true that, in their average home attendance, only half the fans are Hun wannabees and the other guy is actually OK?


You can photograph Tynecastle from any angle and it still looks great

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

You can photograph Tynecastle from any angle and it still looks great

Great?

****hole more like.

[Lancs Harp]

Get there early Hearts are expecting a 250,000 gate.

[Bostonhibby]

Post a picture of the castle[emoji16]

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[Smartie]

Friend is a Dundee United fan, so we're going to their game tomorrow night against Hearts.

However it's a long time since I was last at the Tiny PBS so I need some practical advice on what to expect. I know how to get there etc, but it's the details that you don't find elsewhere that I'm after such as how to get the best photo of the Castle. Or is it true that, in their average home attendance, only half the fans are Hun wannabees and the other guy is actually OK?

I'm doing likewise with a United-supporting mate tomorrow.

I've never been to Tynecastle or a Hearts game when Hibs haven't been playing before.

We need to hook these weirdos up with each other so that we're not subjected to such nonsense in future.

"So, Maurice Malpas isn't actually a dick then?"

[iwasthere1972]

Take some Cif and a cleaning cloth with you to clean the bird **** of your seat. Well I think it's the woman who did it and not the man.

Yes it's a **** hole.

[jgl07]

Don't even think about it.

The place is a death trap!

[FilipinoHibs]

Friend is a Dundee United fan, so we're going to their game tomorrow night against Hearts.

However it's a long time since I was last at the Tiny PBS so I need some practical advice on what to expect. I know how to get there etc, but it's the details that you don't find elsewhere that I'm after such as how to get the best photo of the Castle. Or is it true that, in their average home attendance, only half the fans are Hun wannabees and the other guy is actually OK?

Deep heat for your necks as you follow the flight of the Jambo hoofs.

[wallpaperman]

Beware of the Tiny toilets as Doctor football could be spending quite a bit of time in them before the game.

One bad result tonight and the crowd could turn on him quite quickly, and he knows it. Without Haring, Naismith, Djoum, the midfield seems really light and Neilson will have an experienced Utd team up for it.

On BT Sport for the curious amongst us.

[Treadstone]

Stand in the plaza and start applauding.

[Barney McGrew]

you can photograph tynecastle from any angle and it still looks great

:faf:

[lyonhibs]

If you're in the new shiny office block, beware of any poorly lit corridors or escalators. They most probably lead to a breeze block dead end.

[BILLYHIBS]

You can photograph Tynecastle from any angle and it still looks great

:faf:

All that money and still counting and only a Silver Award...Oh ma aching sides!

Are the Changing Rooms finished yet?
(Serious question)


:greengrin

[Kojock]

Take a spare pair of pants cause you’ll p155 yourself laughing at the nick of the Duncan’s 😂

[Smartie]

**** me boys - you need to see this glass curtain.

I don't have a sister, but if I did she'd be in a world of trouble right now......:.

[A Hi-Bee]

You can photograph Tynecastle from any angle and it still looks great

I'll have a couple of pints of whatever you are on.

[Newry Hibs]

Stand in the plaza and start applauding.

Right. I've got to ask, what is this about?

[Forever_Green93]

Right. I've got to ask, what is this about?

https://www.hibs.net/showthread.php?339783-This-beats-Bulgarian-Balconies

[Newry Hibs]

https://www.hibs.net/showthread.php?339783-This-beats-Bulgarian-Balconies

Good grief!

[Albanian Hibs]

You can photograph Tynecastle from any angle and it still looks great

🤣🤣🤣

[Eyrie]

Well, I survived.

The Tiny PBS looks bad from the outside and worse inside which makes me appreciate Easter Road even more. Very little room between the box and the touchline.

Based on their performance this evening, Hearts won't get near us this season. All they do is hoof the ball at Ikpeazu. Plan B seems to involve falling over if there is an opponent nearby, which was successful enough for Clancy to prompt chants of "You're just a Hun with a whistle" from the away end.

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

https://www.hibs.net/showthread.php?339783-This-beats-Bulgarian-Balconies

WTF is that supposed to mean? Weirdo 😨