Best car for a Hearts Supporter (NHC)

[worcesterhibby]

Ok I'm bored of their being no proper football and no new strip (PETRIE !!!:grr:)

So how about we have a competition to find the most ideal car for a Hearts fan...

Here is my offering a beautiful 1987 Rover 213 in Maroon. Anyone beat that ?

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/ads/sale-1987-rover-213-sone-one-owner-1196-miles/

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Rover16.jpg

[One Day Soon]

Ok I'm bored of their being no proper football and no new strip (PETRIE !!!:grr:)

So how about we have a competition to find the most ideal car for a Hearts fan...

Here is my offering a beautiful 1987 Rover 213 in Maroon. Anyone beat that ?

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/ads/sale-1987-rover-213-sone-one-owner-1196-miles/

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Rover16.jpg


Got it one. Close the thread.

[Bostonhibby]

Ok I'm bored of their being no proper football and no new strip (PETRIE !!!:grr:)

So how about we have a competition to find the most ideal car for a Hearts fan...

Here is my offering a beautiful 1987 Rover 213 in Maroon. Anyone beat that ?

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/ads/sale-1987-rover-213-sone-one-owner-1196-miles/

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Rover16.jpgIf it's got beige faux leather seats and a holder for the anti glare night driving glasses this'll be the shortest thread ever as we'll already have a winner.

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[HUTCHYHIBBY]

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[Bostonhibby]

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[WeeRussell]

A hearts car?

Something small and ugly, doesn't function properly and tends to have a right t0sser at the wheel.

[Greenbeard]

Ok I'm bored of their being no proper football and no new strip (PETRIE !!!:grr:)

So how about we have a competition to find the most ideal car for a Hearts fan...

Here is my offering a beautiful 1987 Rover 213 in Maroon. Anyone beat that ?

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/ads/sale-1987-rover-213-sone-one-owner-1196-miles/

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Rover16.jpg
Needs windscreen names Anne and Craig. And an emergency potty on the back shelf.

[nonshinyfinish]

Ok I'm bored of their being no proper football and no new strip (PETRIE !!!:grr:)

So how about we have a competition to find the most ideal car for a Hearts fan...

Here is my offering a beautiful 1987 Rover 213 in Maroon. Anyone beat that ?

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/ads/sale-1987-rover-213-sone-one-owner-1196-miles/

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Rover16.jpgHold out for the 1986 model.

[Keith_M]

https://r.hswstatic.com/w_907/gif/podcasts/carstuffshow-podcasts-wp-content-uploads-sites-74-2015-05-Clown-Car-podcast-page.jpg

[jacomo]

Ok I'm bored of their being no proper football and no new strip (PETRIE !!!:grr:)

So how about we have a competition to find the most ideal car for a Hearts fan...

Here is my offering a beautiful 1987 Rover 213 in Maroon. Anyone beat that ?

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/ads/sale-1987-rover-213-sone-one-owner-1196-miles/

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Rover16.jpg


Surely FoH should buy this, add some little flags at the front corners, and gift it to Queen Budge for use on official occasions?

A nice Hearts tartan throw for the back seats would add a little extra class.

[Since452]

Ok I'm bored of their being no proper football and no new strip (PETRIE !!!:grr:)

So how about we have a competition to find the most ideal car for a Hearts fan...

Here is my offering a beautiful 1987 Rover 213 in Maroon. Anyone beat that ?

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/ads/sale-1987-rover-213-sone-one-owner-1196-miles/

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Rover16.jpg

Only a true Hearts fan would wear faux leather driving gloves while driving that :brokenyam:

[One Day Soon]

You know what I'm thinking would look quite Hearts-natty on the driver of that car?

[BILLYHIBS]

An old crock Austin Rover Princess to ferry Budgie about in :greengrin

[JXM73]

A hearts car?

Something small and ugly, doesn't function properly and tends to have a right t0sser at the wheel.

Sounds like either a bmw or audi then

[heretoday]

A hearts car?

Something small and ugly, doesn't function properly and tends to have a right t0sser at the wheel.

A Reliant Robbo?

[Hibernia&Alba]

The first car I remember was my grandad's (big Hibs man) MAROON mark three Cortina. Never did find out why he bought that thing. It was stolen once, but, sadly, he got it back.

[Kato]

A hearts car?

Something small and ugly, doesn't function properly and tends to have a right t0sser at the wheel.

The driver's seat is in the back and the (temporary) boot is on the side.

[essexhibee]

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My entry is the above. I find these motors often exclusively driven by complete tossers :greengrin

(Apologies in advance if anyone has one of these on here)

[JeMeSouviens]

The late 70s/early 80s were really peak Jambo car buying time, I think. Plenty of room to pack the spare cardigan in this beaut.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Morris_Ital_Estate_1980_Herschel_Road.jpg

[Hibernia&Alba]

The late 70s/early 80s were really peak Jambo car buying time, I think. Plenty of room to pack the spare cardigan in this beaut.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Morris_Ital_Estate_1980_Herschel_Road.jpg

Is it British Leyland? Eighties maroon Lada, Skoda, or, for the up market, Saab, for your golf playing, Tory voting Jambo. Made for each other.

[JeMeSouviens]

Or something nippy to fall apart around town:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/Austin_Metro_Auto_1983.jpg

[JeMeSouviens]

Is it British Leyland? Eighties maroon Lada, Skoda, or, for the up market, Saab, for your golf playing, Tory voting Jambo. Made for each other.

:agree: The legendary Morris Ital.

[Hibernia&Alba]

:agree: The legendary Morris Ital.

When we were kids, a neighbour had the 'talking Maestro'. I think it might have been the first car which told you the seatbelt wasn't buckled, plus a few other things. At the time I thought it must have been like Kit from Knight Rider.

[hibby6270]

Would any of you consider this to be a typical Jambo’s car?

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[500miles]

Ok I'm bored of their being no proper football and no new strip (PETRIE !!!:grr:)

So how about we have a competition to find the most ideal car for a Hearts fan...

Here is my offering a beautiful 1987 Rover 213 in Maroon. Anyone beat that ?

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/ads/sale-1987-rover-213-sone-one-owner-1196-miles/

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Rover16.jpg

A 1986 model that breaks down on in the last mile of every journey would be better.

[Bostonhibby]

When we were kids, a neighbour had the 'talking Maestro'. I think it might have been the first car which told you the seatbelt wasn't buckled, plus a few other things. At the time I thought it must have been like Kit from Knight Rider.Had one as a fleet car at work, biggest pile of junk I ever drove, wouldn't even wish it on a jambo.

Our jambo boss replaced them with brown coloured Austin allegro's which had square shaped steering wheels!! Another awful car.

He had a beige Austin Princess van den plas, very jamboesque, got written off early in its life.


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[HoboHarry]

This is the actual company vehicle of the committee who designed the new curtain wall calamity .......

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[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Jings!

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[NAE NOOKIE]

Ok I'm bored of their being no proper football and no new strip (PETRIE !!!:grr:)

So how about we have a competition to find the most ideal car for a Hearts fan...

Here is my offering a beautiful 1987 Rover 213 in Maroon. Anyone beat that ?

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/ads/sale-1987-rover-213-sone-one-owner-1196-miles/

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Rover16.jpg

Chuck in a cardigan, a pail containing car polish a bottle of Gin a cardigan and a wicker picnic hamper and what you have here is first prize in the annual FOH draw :greengrin

[Here’s Lucy!]

It’d be a bubble car. They are used to them bursting.

Hearts fans wife was driving one day with her sister. Sister leant forward and asked ‘what does the wee knob in front of the dashboard do’?

Hearts fans wife says ‘he drives it’.

[Peevemor]

Has to be

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[Juniper Greens]

Not the fans car....but I believe Dr Football was spotted away off to get a vanload of new signings for the season ahead...

[GreenLake]

It would have a loose rear at every corner

[G B Young]

You can actually buy this picture framed. Isn't it lovely?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCa-eTj4qVDvLWngEg-3tWt119zCllLfxXuvS5NYkFPUEJk9ThWA

Free postage too...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hearts-Heart-of-Midlothian-FC-Tynecastle-Main-Gate-Framed-A4-Colour-Print-/153502084979

[Adam Green]

http://car-from-uk.com/sale.php?id=143274&country=uk

Just has to be one of these for a end of season trip to Dens Park.

[Smartie]

Ok I'm bored of their being no proper football and no new strip (PETRIE !!!:grr:)

So how about we have a competition to find the most ideal car for a Hearts fan...

Here is my offering a beautiful 1987 Rover 213 in Maroon. Anyone beat that ?

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/ads/sale-1987-rover-213-sone-one-owner-1196-miles/

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Rover16.jpg

Looks ideal for driving up close to and getting a good view of high schools.

I mean castles.

Yes, castles.

[WeeRussell]

Whatever car it is it will surely be better value than their toy bus?

[CLASS OF 72 -73]

(Donald) A FORD LOSER -Sorry:greengrin

[worcesterhibby]

http://car-from-uk.com/sale.php?id=143274&country=uk

Just has to be one of these for a end of season trip to Dens Park.

Allow me to showcase it better for you, the carsales logo makes it all the more special :greengrin

http://car-from-uk.com/ebay/carphotos/full/ebay142689641188047.jpg

[Aldo]

https://www.slashgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/toiletcart-sg.jpg

One for Potter


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[worcesterhibby]

This one might beat my original ....it has badges !! It's also got over 150,000 miles on the clock...but then it has "been places and done things".

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1c/Austin_Allegro_Registration_ca_1975.jpg

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

A police van heading for Saughton 👍

[AltheHibby]

Team coach.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-30125792/eco-friendly-bristol-poo-bus-powered-by-human-waste

[Smartie]

Team coach.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-30125792/eco-friendly-bristol-poo-bus-powered-by-human-waste

Danny "buspooper" Galbraith likes this.

You'd be a bit scared to ask Yogi if you could stop and fill it up with fuel though, wouldn't you?

[Bostonhibby]

This one might beat my original ....it has badges !! It's also got over 150,000 miles on the clock...but then it has "been places and done things".

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1c/Austin_Allegro_Registration_ca_1975.jpgArgh, an allegro. I'm away for a lie down.

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[Scouse Hibee]

Had one as a fleet car at work, biggest pile of junk I ever drove, wouldn't even wish it on a jambo.

Our jambo boss replaced them with brown coloured Austin allegro's which had square shaped steering wheels!! Another awful car.

He had a beige Austin Princess van den plas, very jamboesque, got written off early in its life.


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Eh? Are you sure he replaced the Maestros with a fleet of Allegros? TheMaeastro went into production to replace the Allegro in 82 surely.

[Hibrandenburg]

Ok I'm bored of their being no proper football and no new strip (PETRIE !!!:grr:)

So how about we have a competition to find the most ideal car for a Hearts fan...

Here is my offering a beautiful 1987 Rover 213 in Maroon. Anyone beat that ?

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/ads/sale-1987-rover-213-sone-one-owner-1196-miles/

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Rover16.jpg

Not a car as such but it's in the club colours.

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[Smartie]

Not a car as such but it's in the club colours.

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It is also "on message".

[Bostonhibby]

Eh? Are you sure he replaced the Maestros with a fleet of Allegros? TheMaeastro went into production to replace the Allegro in 82 surely.Could well be the other way round, we had Itals at some point as well.

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[Speedway]

Has anyone mentioned these yet?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-ouch-23061676

[Hibernia&Alba]

Allow me to showcase it better for you, the carsales logo makes it all the more special :greengrin

http://car-from-uk.com/ebay/carphotos/full/ebay142689641188047.jpg

The Union Jack logo is particularly staunch and a wet dream for Yams everywhere. They would be able to drive around Gorgie exactly like that, with flag hingin oot the windae.

[hibee]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190611/cbc6ea3582b8cbec78217c8d79b414f7.jpg

[scm70nyd1973]

Well it is unlikely to be this little beauty I saw in Auckland city centre recently - booby prize mibbies ?

https://www.hibs.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=22163&stc=1&d=1560283587

[HibbiesandtheBaddies]

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The Hearts are Alan Partridge, without the charisma.

[Greenfly]

It'll no be a Triumph anyway - nor a Seat - apparently Budgie forgot to order them.

[Smartie]

The Hearts are Alan Partridge, without the charisma.

True story - "Read my lips - I'm not driving a Mini Metro" was a phrase originally coined in Gorgie when some punk suggested that belt-tightening was required if Hertz were to live within their means.

[Pagan Hibernia]

The Hearts are Alan Partridge, without the charisma.

true in so many ways

[CockneyRebel]

Team coach.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-30125792/eco-friendly-bristol-poo-bus-powered-by-human-waste


And the winner is..............:thumbsup:

[BSEJVT]

Argh, an allegro. I'm away for a lie down.

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Learnt to drive in an Allegro

Horrible Horrible cars

I am sure that's why it took me 3 goes to pass :-)

Although tbf one of those goes was an abandonment when car broke down outside examination centre

[FilipinoHibs]

Ok I'm bored of their being no proper football and no new strip (PETRIE !!!:grr:)

So how about we have a competition to find the most ideal car for a Hearts fan...

Here is my offering a beautiful 1987 Rover 213 in Maroon. Anyone beat that ?

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/ads/sale-1987-rover-213-sone-one-owner-1196-miles/

http://www.classiccarshq.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Rover16.jpg

Yup Rover with caravan in drive at Bungalo in Corstorphine. Driver with tank top and moustache

[Bostonhibby]

Learnt to drive in an Allegro

Horrible Horrible cars

I am sure that's why it took me 3 goes to pass :-)

Although tbf one of those goes was an abandonment when car broke down outside examination centreI've just been reminded that one of ours might have been orange coloured[emoji3]ffs.

What credibility there was has now all gone down the pan.

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[AltheHibby]

And the winner is..............:thumbsup:

Thank you. 😁