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theonlywayisup
02-03-2019, 08:25 AM
It's the 92 minute against Celtic this evening. It's nil nil. There's been the usual rush to the exit by the early leavers. The pigeons are getting ready to get their supper.

In the final seconds of the game Lewis Stevenson is sprinting forward and sees Kamberi rushing towards the penalty box. Lewis takes his left leg back to whip in a cross and..........

What happens next?

Your ending can be as short of long as you wish. It can be as humorous or as full as you wish.

MrSmith
02-03-2019, 08:29 AM
Lewis duffs the cross, broonie intercepts, lumps it up to the lone striker Eduardo, who is on his own while our guys rush forward ... Eduardo takes the ball down and moves in on goal ...


sorry but but this is our luck! :bitchy:

AgentDaleCooper
02-03-2019, 08:32 AM
We'll be 2-1 up, back against the wall for the last 5 minutes. We'll win.

stoneyburn hibs
02-03-2019, 08:36 AM
Lewis cuts the ball back to Horgan, who dribbles by Boyata into the box and shoots. It's on target, Bain parry's it, and the ball breaks to Kamberi. Kamberi slides the ball back to avoid the incoming challenge from Ajer, then slide rules the ball into the net beyond the dive of the goalkeeper. GGTTH

Fife-Hibee
02-03-2019, 08:37 AM
Lewis flies down the left wing, cuts inside” goes past one goes past two only the keeper to beat!! ***** is that my alarm going off! Better wake up! 😁

Slavers
02-03-2019, 08:50 AM
Kamberi chests it then overhead kicks it into the back of the net. The fans in the Hibs end erupt, jumping up and down, cheering as some Hibs fans frantically try getting back into the ground.

The Hibs fans are bouncing as Kamberi runs past high fiving Heckingbottom. He doesn't stop there though... he runs straight up to Neil Lennon and squares up to him nose to nose.

"Say I'm ***** now then, Mon ****ing say it!! Say I'm ****ing ***** now eh?" - David Grey tries to pull Kamberi away. "Aye yir saying **** all now ya ****, get that ****ing up you ya wee dic, I'm the the man you ****" Kamberi let Lennon know exactly what he thought of him.

A few fans try and run onto the pitch towards Lennon in the dug out but are quickky rugby tackled to the ground by security.

David Grey puts an arm round Kamberi and says "Mon let's get down the tunnel he's shat it"

Rod Petrie was watching the whole situation unfold with a smile hidden under his moustache. He stares at Lennon and mouths the word "Dafty" - Lennon ashamed
And bemused as Scott Brown walks past and hangs his head in Shame knowing Petrie had just called his gaffer a Dafty.

The Hibs fans party long into the night and wake up to the news on Sunday that Hibs have just been drawn Partick Thisle in the semi final.

sauzee=legend
02-03-2019, 08:56 AM
Penalty to Celtic 😂

Northernhibee
02-03-2019, 08:58 AM
Suddenly, pineapples.

Topographic Hibby
02-03-2019, 08:59 AM
...Kamberi’s shot is pushed out for a corner by Foderingham in the Celtic goal. Liam Henderson delivers a perfect cross into the box as Gunnarsson goes one way and Gray meets the ball with that golden baldy head, steering the ball into the net.

At the final whistle, Hibs fans invade the pitch, police horses come on and the Glasgow club issue a statement from the tunnel.

That’s how it always ends, isn’t it? Or have I got some details wrong......??

Hermit Crab
02-03-2019, 09:00 AM
It's the 92 minute against Celtic this evening. It's nil nil. There's been the usual rush to the exit by the early leavers. The pigeons are getting ready to get their supper.

In the final seconds of the game Lewis Stevenson is sprinting forward and sees Kamberi rushing towards the penalty box. Lewis takes his left leg back to whip in a cross and..........

What happens next?

Your ending can be as short of long as you wish. It can be as humorous or as full as you wish.


You wake up.

DH1875
02-03-2019, 09:01 AM
Boyata pulls out a gun, shots Flo in the head and the ref waves play on.

H18 SFR
02-03-2019, 09:05 AM
Boyata pulls out a gun, shots Flo in the head and the ref waves play on.

Then Lee Harvey Oswald Jnr shoots Boyata.

Future17
02-03-2019, 09:07 AM
Scott Brown walks past and hangs his head in Shame knowing Petrie had just called his gaffer a Dafty.

My favourite line!

theonlywayisup
02-03-2019, 09:08 AM
We'll be 2-1 up, back against the wall for the last 5 minutes. We'll win.

Epic fail!

Hermit Crab
02-03-2019, 09:08 AM
Then Lee Harvey Oswald Jnr shoots Boyata.


Jim Garrison, the compliance officer then cites Kamberi for diving and places him on the grassy knoll at the time of the shooting.

The Pointer
02-03-2019, 09:17 AM
Lewis crosses for Flo to meet it square on his napper for Hibs to win.

We all go radge, as do the soapies when they realise he's only on £3g a week. (Thinking about the wage the young Motherwell lad who scored last Sunday is allegedly on.)

Hibbyradge
02-03-2019, 09:18 AM
Everything goes black for several seconds while the crowd just sits there staring into the darkness, until they start to leave the stadium, bewildered.

Some people become angry, some are weeping, but the overwhelming majority are stunned to the core.

It will take many people months, and in some cases years, to come to terms with what happened and to understand what it meant.

The Pointer
02-03-2019, 09:20 AM
You wake up.

But once in a blue moon it's true (and you have a monumental hangover). 😀

H18 SFR
02-03-2019, 09:21 AM
Jim Garrison, the compliance officer then cites Kamberi for diving and places him on the grassy knoll at the time of the shooting.

Tupac comes out of hiding to link the shooting to his murder that didn't kill him because it's all a conspiracy.

SRHibs
02-03-2019, 09:26 AM
Flo sticks it in the back of the net, of course. He then does the aeroplane and flies past Lennon, out the stadium, and into the horizon, never to be seen again. Job done.

SChibs
02-03-2019, 09:35 AM
Andrew Dallas blows for a penalty to Rangers

lyonhibs
02-03-2019, 09:43 AM
It's the 92 minute against Celtic this evening. It's nil nil. There's been the usual rush to the exit by the early leavers. The pigeons are getting ready to get their supper.

In the final seconds of the game Lewis Stevenson is sprinting forward and sees Kamberi rushing towards the penalty box. Lewis takes his left leg back to whip in a cross and..........

What happens next?

Your ending can be as short of long as you wish. It can be as humorous or as full as you wish.

Lewis whips out his boaby, dickslaps the remaining Celtc defenders before returning to the ball and squiggles one top bins from 35 yards.

Green Reaper
02-03-2019, 10:37 AM
Lewis slices the cross but he gets a lucky deflection off the only seagull left at er, ball hits the bar and Flo nets the rebound with a Higuita scorpion kick. Ref then sends off the seagull for deliverate wing ball and Flo for being a Cephalopodiatrist in his mimicking of the Scorpion. We still win 3-1. The End.

Hibbyradge
02-03-2019, 10:45 AM
Lewis slices the cross but he gets a lucky deflection off the only seagull left at er, ball hits the bar and Flo nets the rebound with a Higuita scorpion kick. Ref then sends off the seagull for deliverate wing ball and Flo for being a Cephalopodiatrist in his mimicking of the Scorpion. We still win 3-1. The End.

As usual, the referee gets a major decision wrong. We needed VAR.

A scorpion is an arachnid, not a cephalopod. :bitchy:

Pretty Boy
02-03-2019, 10:45 AM
Stevensons cross is inch perfect but just as Kamberi rises to nod it home a chair, appearing to come from the away dug out, hits him on the back of the head. David Gray immediately wades in and is held back whilst Flo heads to the dressing room to pack his bags. Leeann Dempster makes her way down from the stand only to be subjected to a homophobic slur. Rod Petrie hands Lennon a big bag of cash with a tear in his eye agreeing that 'we'll say no more about this. Steven Whittaker is then released from his contract for no apparent reason before appearing again the next day.

Whilst this is all going on a perma tanned man in Leicester takes a puff on a Cuban cigar and chuckles 'I love it when a plan comes together'.

Eyrie
02-03-2019, 10:47 AM
It's the 92 minute against Celtic this evening. It's nil nil. There's been the usual rush to the exit by the early leavers. The pigeons are getting ready to get their supper.

In the final seconds of the game Lewis Stevenson is sprinting forward and sees Kamberi rushing towards the penalty box. Lewis takes his left leg back to whip in a cross and..........

What happens next?

Your ending can be as short of long as you wish. It can be as humorous or as full as you wish.

Lennon rushes on to the pitch and slide tackles Stevenson.

Collum waves play on as the loose ball breaks to Brown who looks up and fires a fifty yard pass to late substitute Griffiths who is five yards offside.

The linesman keeps his flag down as Griffiths rounds Marciano and is only two yards from the right upright with the ball at his feet.

Taking careful aim, Griffiths accidentally hammers the ball off the post so that it ricochets back to Marciano.

Marciano launches the ball up field and Omeonga wins the flick on against Ajer.

Seeing the ball going through for Kamberi, Lennon throws himself into a wild challenge but misses his target and instead makes full contact with the ball which beats Bain only to rebound off the cross bar, hit the still sliding Lennon in the face and go into the net.

Collum blows for full time as Celtc restart the game.

The draw for the semi-finals is then delayed for two weeks whilst the SFA try to find a way to overturn the result and have a replay at Parkhead. The draw is eventually held after Petrie finds himself alone in a lift at the SFA offices with Lawwell. Hibs then beat Sevco only to lose the final to Partick.

Green Reaper
02-03-2019, 10:50 AM
As usual, the referee gets a major decision wrong. We needed VAR.

A scorpion is an arachnid, not a cephalopod. :bitchy:

There is always one who will pick up the wee mistakes, I googled that tae'! 🙂

superfurryhibby
02-03-2019, 10:52 AM
Quality scenarios, made me laugh out loud.

wookie70
02-03-2019, 10:56 AM
dummies the cross and steps inside. He races into the box but is scythed down and a penalty awarded. McNulty has been subbed and Kamberi rushes to the ball. He holds the ball in one hand while pointing to an angry looking ginger midget wrapped in 20 celtc scarves at the half way line. Flo places the ball on the spot, runs up, checks, the keeper dives right and Flo strike the ball to the left with just enough weight to cross the line. As the ball makes its way to goal Flo sprints to the dugouts, pointing at the famous Hibs crest on his chest and screaming loyalty and winner towards the now bright purple Lennon who is screaming about pitches, players, sprinklers and the shape of the goal net whilst wearing his Celtc "It wisnae my fault T-shirt". 3 stands erupt as the ball trickles over the line and the ref blows for full time almost simultaneously. The Stadium announcer hands Flo his mic hits play and the big Swiss leads the crowd in Sunshine on Leith drowning out Lennon who is screaming and pointing at the defender who gave the pen away. The Heck calmly walks over to Lennon and says hard lines while getting a weak handshake and no eye contact from his counterpart. Partick Thistle then beat us in the semi

sadtom
02-03-2019, 11:27 AM
dummies the cross and steps inside. He races into the box but is scythed down and a penalty awarded. McNulty has been subbed and Kamberi rushes to the ball. He holds the ball in one hand while pointing to an angry looking ginger midget wrapped in 20 celtc scarves at the half way line. Flo places the ball on the spot, runs up, checks, the keeper dives right and Flo strike the ball to the left with just enough weight to cross the line. As the ball makes its way to goal Flo sprints to the dugouts, pointing at the famous Hibs crest on his chest and screaming loyalty and winner towards the now bright purple Lennon who is screaming about pitches, players, sprinklers and the shape of the goal net whilst wearing his Celtc "It wisnae my fault T-shirt". 3 stands erupt as the ball trickles over the line and the ref blows for full time almost simultaneously. The Stadium announcer hands Flo his mic hits play and the big Swiss leads the crowd in Sunshine on Leith drowning out Lennon who is screaming and pointing at the defender who gave the pen away. The Heck calmly walks over to Lennon and says hard lines while getting a weak handshake and no eye contact from his counterpart. Partick Thistle then beat us in the semi

At which point I run on the park, grab the baw off him and give it to Lewy, Marv...anybody!

we are hibs
02-03-2019, 11:50 AM
He hits the first man

Keyser Sauzee
02-03-2019, 11:51 AM
He cuts back and passes to Hanlon

theonlywayisup
02-03-2019, 12:42 PM
Page 1 is better than the Page 2 endings. All we need now is for Kamberi to be flagged offside.

However, the real ending is that Stevenson pings a delicious ball into the six yard box. Kamberi leaps like a salmon and glances it off the goalie's left hand post and into the net. As Easter Road erupts with joy, Kamberi sprints towards the Celtic dugout to stand in front of Lennon, with hands cupped behind his ears.

In the stands, the pro Lennon posters dance with joy with the anti Lennon posters and the Hibs.net family are reunited in their love of the first team to wear the green.

Northernhibee
02-03-2019, 01:16 PM
The ref calls play back for a free kick after playing advantage for a foul on Henrik Larson back in 2000.

Silky
02-03-2019, 01:54 PM
It's the 92 minute against Celtic this evening. It's nil nil. There's been the usual rush to the exit by the early leavers. The pigeons are getting ready to get their supper.

In the final seconds of the game Lewis Stevenson is sprinting forward and sees Kamberi rushing towards the penalty box. Lewis takes his left leg back to whip in a cross and..........

What happens next?

Your ending can be as short of long as you wish. It can be as humorous or as full as you wish.

The cross hits the first man and breaks into the path of Scott Brown. He passes sideways to the sub Scott Allan, who beats three men and slides a lovely slide-rule pass through to the running Edouard. He draws Marciano and deftly lifts the ball over the advancing Hibs keeper. As he runs off to celebrate with the away support, the remaining Hibs fans launch into a tirade of boos before breaking into a massive rendition of "Heckingbottom out" and "sack the board".

theonlywayisup
02-03-2019, 01:56 PM
The cross hits the first man and breaks into the path of Scott Brown. He passes sideways to the sub Scott Allan, who beats three men and slides a lovely slide-rule pass through to the running Edouard. He draws Marciano and deftly lifts the ball over the advancing Hibs keeper. As he runs off to celebrate with the away support, the remaining Hibs fans launch into a tirade of boos before breaking into a massive rendition of "Heckingbottom out" and "sack the board".

Booooo

tonyrougier123
02-03-2019, 02:12 PM
Scott brown takes his legs away and in the process gets himself sent off.as he goes down the tunnel lenny has a go at him,they touch heads and lennon is sent to the stands.with the only seat available being between dempster and petrie.in the meantime lewis has been treated and is fine.
Play continues and mallan swings in a freekick which crashes off the crossbar and falls at the feet of kamberi who sweeps the ball past the helpless celtic keeper.
In mad scenes off celebration kamberi jumps in crowd and embraces the supporters.play resumes ref blows the whistle promptly.sol is belted out by the supporters.

Silky
02-03-2019, 02:43 PM
Booooo

"Sack the board":singing:

Viva_Palmeiras
02-03-2019, 02:49 PM
It's the 92 minute against Celtic this evening. It's nil nil. There's been the usual rush to the exit by the early leavers. The pigeons are getting ready to get their supper.

In the final seconds of the game Lewis Stevenson is sprinting forward and sees Kamberi rushing towards the penalty box. Lewis takes his left leg back to whip in a cross and..........

What happens next?

Your ending can be as short of long as you wish. It can be as humorous or as full as you wish.

Bedlam breaks loose - Kamberi (who slots home nonchalantly) , had 10 mins earlier been substituted by Shaw so receives a red card and is subsequently banned for 6 matches after admitting his act was in collusion with a Paddy Power stunt.

Smartie
02-03-2019, 03:04 PM
Lewis takes his left leg back to whip in a cross and..........


the cross hits the first man and is cleared easily. Celtic go up into to the Hibs half only for their attack to fizzle out. The ball is returned over the top of the Celtic defence and sees Flo scampering through, clear on goal...

Out of nowhere appears Dave Beaumont. 25 years too late he gets the message, runs onto the pitch and hauls Flo to the deck 40 yards from goal, leaving Hibs with an innocuous free kick that ultimately leads to nothing.

Easter Road comes to the realisation that we are living through some sort of surreal "Christmas Carol" type affair, and we'd just witnessed the appearance of the ghost of Scottish Cup exit past.

A fight breaks out in the director's box as Petrie and Lawwell come to blows, realising that there can only be one Scrooge.........

Diclonius
02-03-2019, 03:11 PM
Ffs Nish offside again :grr:

pacoluna
02-03-2019, 03:37 PM
He cuts back and passes to Hanlon

😂

theonlywayisup
02-03-2019, 06:08 PM
It couldn't happen, could it?

Hibbyradge
02-03-2019, 06:09 PM
Everything goes black for several seconds while the crowd just sits there staring into the darkness, until they start to leave the stadium, bewildered.

Some people become angry, some are weeping, but the overwhelming majority are stunned to the core.

It will take many people months, and in some cases years, to come to terms with what happened and to understand what it meant.

I was just 45 minutes early.

nonshinyfinish
02-03-2019, 06:26 PM
As usual, the referee gets a major decision wrong. We needed VAR.

A scorpion is an arachnid, not a cephalopod. :bitchy:

"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the clade."
—Bill Shankley

Hibbyradge
02-03-2019, 07:16 PM
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the clade."
—Bill Shankley

Very good 👍