Livingston 5 (IN 14 MINUTES!!) Ha-ha-Hearts 0 ...GIF thread!

[California-Hibs]

deserves a thread of it's own. 5 goals in 14 bloody minutes is as amateur as it gets. :faf: I'll start us off....


As the 5th went in...

https://media.giphy.com/media/NERY7uUYtur4Y/giphy.gif

[Austinho]

https://i.imgur.com/PudQdje.jpg

[cabbageandribs1875]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdqbhNWRg3UUsxA0EZFEyUpMy1K8BoL 2EIPahZNFvlRwrko1Ia

[snedzuk]

https://i.imgur.com/PudQdje.jpg

Is this a love train?

[therealgavmac]

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[Captain Trips]

Dead as a club.

[Hibrandenburg]

They didn't make the mistake of only playing 9 at the back did they?

[CLASS OF 72 -73]

Dead as a club.


But we can't beat them even when they are depleted, Should be stuffing this C.....p

[Bostonhibby]

So have they won the league already, or not?

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[SquashedFrogg]

So have they won the league already, or not?

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Once all their top players return from injury they will.

[Captain Trips]

Once all their top player return from injury they will.

Fixed

[SquashedFrogg]

Fixed

😂😂

[SquashedFrogg]

So have they won the league already, or not?

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I think we give them a guard of honour on the 29th

[Deansy]

Lovely stuff !

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46477778

[Captain Trips]

http://www.reddit.com/r/reactiongifs/comments/1op11l/mrw_i_heard_that_activision_is_certain_cod_ghosts/

[monktonharp]

I only logged on to check this but it's sending me off to bed so effin' happy. 5/ canny believe it . I'm overcome wi' emulsion. :greengrin:greengrin:greengrin

[monktonharp]

off to bed, dreaming of a Hibbie wonderland. well done the gorgie boys, sets us up for a great w/end , at least until 2pm Sunday . ...

[hibees 7062]

https://scontent.flhr6-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/48362215_2384808118409905_9027183466986340352_n.jp g?_nc_cat=111&_nc_eui2=AeEs4w3gFwCb9408G1rrDormFcvkbgoknSXNuO-mOOx87iRLCoKWbKLHL7q8rQhNND1J6a7BeWJF5tDhNPP57kRbV TvnKEvne70WwkRRscsjgw&_nc_ht=scontent.flhr6-1.fna&oh=0fc262f7fa1179016bb2bd75bdb4f180&oe=5C8EC20C

[California-Hibs]

https://media.giphy.com/media/CoDp6NnSmItoY/giphy.gif

[theonlywayisup]

Lovely stuff !

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46477778

Pleasing! "The Hertz fans are heading for the exits".

Some thoughts on those highlights.

I noticed a similarly to our defeat at Livi in that both the Hibs and Hertz players went to ground a lot or were sold 'dummies' a lot. I know at our game I was shouting at our players just to stand firm and not dive in.

Talking about going to ground, How funny was Berra at the second gowl. Bizarre that he should stay grounded and just watch the goal.

Also, how slow is Hughes at the back?

[bingo70]

Pleasing! "The Hertz fans are heading for the exits".

Some thoughts on those highlights.

I noticed a similarly to our defeat at Livi in that both the Hibs and Hertz players went to ground a lot or were sold 'dummies' a lot. I know at our game I was shouting at our players just to stand firm and not dive in.

Talking about going to ground, How funny was Berra at the second gowl. Bizarre that he should stay grounded and just watch the goal.

I really like Michael Stewart as a pundit but after the game he was very quick to criticise Sean Clare for not getting to his feet quick enough but there was no mention of Berra lying on the ground and watching it all unfold in front of him.

As a ‘neutral’ observer last night, I would suggest Berra would do well to stop trying to referee games and concentrate on playing. He looked like he was rushed back too early as well.

[DaveF]

I really like Michael Stewart as a pundit but after the game he was very quick to criticise Sean Clare for not getting to his feet quick enough but there was no mention of Berra lying on the ground and watching it all unfold in front of him.

As a ‘neutral’ observer last night, I would suggest Berra would do well to stop trying to referee games and concentrate on playing. He looked like he was rushed back too early as well.

It's Christofe or whatever his name is, so get it right please bingo. He'said a media darling who can do not wrong but you are bang on with your point.

[brog]

Levein's tactical genius was on full display last night. Switched to 3 at the back at h/t. Worked for a while but Livi then pushed up & played 3 against 3. Berra is fine playing in the middle at Tiny Tynie as everything comes in to him. Playing left side of a back 3 on a pitch bigger than Gyle 12 isolated both him & Hughes. I think every team will have watched that with interest. Funny as f##k though. :greengrin

[Fife-Hibee]

Lovely stuff !

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46477778

😂😂😂

[Phil MaGlass]

4 goals in 7 minutes hahahha

[cocteautwin]

Looking forward to their rematch in the Cup in Jan.


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[Bostonhibby]

Coming up on national BBC news soon.
Big team..........

And hearts

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[Weegreenman]

Melt down of epic proportion. Long may this continue.

[Deansy]

Wonder if last night's result will see 'Reality' finally making it's debut at the PBS ..........................................




Btw - the 2nd goal - Menga beats one, he beats 2, he beats 3, he ................................ eventually ran out of jambos to beat so went back and started all over again before putting the ball in the net !!

[makaveli1875]

Natural order ?

[Fife-Hibee]

Wonder if last night's result will see 'Reality' finally making it's debut at the PBS ..........................................




Btw - the 2nd goal - Menga beats one, he beats 2, he beats 3, he ................................ eventually ran out of jambos to beat so went back and started all over again before putting the ball in the net !!

😂

[southsider]

Hertz fans behind the goal were epic. !st & 2nd goals - pretty busy. 3rd goal - heading for exits. 4th goals disappearing like snow off a dyke in June. 5th goal I've saw more folk in a 'phone box. My wife told me this morning that I would wake up, laugh loudly then go back to sleep. She thought I was very funny.

[JimBHibees]

Wonder if last night's result will see 'Reality' finally making it's debut at the PBS ..........................................




Btw - the 2nd goal - Menga beats one, he beats 2, he beats 3, he ................................ eventually ran out of jambos to beat so went back and started all over again before putting the ball in the net !!

That goal seemed borderline match fixing the way the defenders were going to ground. Farcical but funny.

[blackpoolhibs]

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[Booked4Being-Ugly]

What were are the Jambos moaning about that the ref done them over?

From the highlights the ref got all the big decisions correct and could’ve easily sent the keeper off for that challenge.

[Cabbage East]

I only logged on to check this but it's sending me off to bed so effin' happy. 5/ canny believe it . I'm overcome wi' emulsion. :greengrin:greengrin:greengrin


Sounds like you enjoyed it with a few :greengrin

[Keith_M]

:singing:

"Djoum - Djoum - Djoum - Djoum
He comes from Cameroon
He got sent off at Li-vi,
...and it went downhill quite soon!"

:singing:

[bingo70]

Was just hearing there that out of a possible 51 points in away games against rangers, Celtic, Aberdeen and hibs Levein has accumulated a total of 1 point.

Anyone know if that’s likely to be true?

[Swedish hibee]

Late to the party, just watched the goals- 😂😂😂😂😂

[Gloucester Hibs]

Was just hearing there that out of a possible 51 points in away games against rangers, Celtic, Aberdeen and hibs Levein has accumulated a total of 1 point.

Anyone know if that’s likely to be true?

51 points seems high. Assuming the starting point is from when Potter took over last season so maximum 24 points available from those away ties last season, plus whatever of those fixtures have been played this season. The 1 point could be accurate though!

[SirDavidsNapper]

That Sean Clare is brutal. Did Hearts not say they beat EPL teams to his signature? Found that strange at the time and even more so after seeing him play. He reminds me of George Weah's cousin who blagged his way into the Southampton team years ago.

[Keith_M]

Was just hearing there that out of a possible 51 points in away games against rangers, Celtic, Aberdeen and hibs Levein has accumulated a total of 1 point.

Anyone know if that’s likely to be true?


This is Hearts results against all three teams away from home in the league this season and last

I'm not sure when Levein officially took over from Cathro (some time in August last year) so it's possible he wasn't in charge for the first one.


2017-18

Celtc 1-3 (L) (August 5th)
Rangers 0-0 (D) (August 19th)
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Hibs 0-1 (L)
Celtc 1-3 (L)
Rangers 0-2 (L)
Hibs 0-2 (L)
Rangers 1-2 (L)
Aberdeen 0-2 (L)

2018-19

Rangers 1-3 (L)
Celtc 0-5 (L)

[Bostonhibby]

That Sean Clare is brutal. Did Hearts not say they beat EPL teams to his signature? Found that strange at the time and even more so after seeing him play. He reminds me of George Weah's cousin who blagged his way into the Southampton team years ago.

He's awful, but to be fair on the boy it was the English darts premier league he was playing in when his dream move to hearts materialised. He'd heard they were a famous pub team so understandably thought they'd have a good darts team.

[JXM73]

https://youtu.be/uI5bybNk_8I

[Keith_M]

That Sean Clare is brutal. Did Hearts not say they beat EPL teams to his signature? Found that strange at the time and even more so after seeing him play. He reminds me of George Weah's cousin who blagged his way into the Southampton team years ago.


Funnily enough, there was a Banderson article in the EN yesterday where he was being compared to both Colin Cameron and Dele Alli (https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/football/hearts/hearts-sean-clare-has-his-say-on-dele-alli-and-colin-cameron-comparisons-1-4843630)

[greenpaper55]

Anyone think that Livi's centre backs could do a job for us, big lumps of lads who stand no nonsense .

[RoxburghHibs]

Anyone got a link to Harry Potters post match interview

[Keith_M]

Anyone got a link to Harry Potters post match interview


"It wiz unfair, we were playing against eleven men"

[MWHIBBIES]

Anyone think that Livi's centre backs could do a job for us, big lumps of lads who stand no nonsense .
No, Ambrose and Hanlon are better and can pass. Big lumps that aimlessly hoof it are a thing of the past.

[Bostonhibby]

Anyone got a link to Harry Potters post match interview

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[Jack Hackett]

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:tee hee:

[Haymaker]

That Sean Clare is brutal. Did Hearts not say they beat EPL teams to his signature? Found that strange at the time and even more so after seeing him play. He reminds me of George Weah's cousin who blagged his way into the Southampton team years ago.

Ali Dia. Legend.

[Eyrie]

Ali Dia. Legend.

Made even better by the fact that Souness must have liked him enough in training to actually pick him.

[Tynie01011973]

See they have cancelled the players Xmas trip to Prague that they were due to leave today

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/football/hearts/hearts-players-cancel-christmas-trip-abroad-after-livingston-humiliation-1-4844543

[660]

They’re comparing it with the 7-0 game in terms of atrocious results. Hehe

[lyonhibs]

The locals are revolting over on JKB. Quite amusing passive viewing tbf.

[superfurryhibby]

Made even better by the fact that Souness must have liked him enough in training to actually pick him.

Aye, he picked him and subbed him after 20 mins.

Just watched the highlights. Second yellow was harsh, but he was lucky with the first. Flailing arm to the pus was a bit reckless.

[Northernhibee]

The locals are revolting over on JKB

They’re also not particularly happy about the result.

[Famous Fiver]

I would have let them go to Prague. I would have cancelled the return half of the tickets!

[cocteautwin]

See they have cancelled the players Xmas trip to Prague that they were due to leave today

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/football/hearts/hearts-players-cancel-christmas-trip-abroad-after-livingston-humiliation-1-4844543

LOL. I wonder if that holiday money came out of the £22.4m that Hearts fans have thrown at their project so far?


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[Keyser Sauzee]

No, Ambrose and Hanlon are better and can pass. Big lumps that aimlessly hoof it are a thing of the past.

I agree Hanlon and Ambrose are better however i think ur doing the Livi centre half’s a little disservice there, I think the 3 of them are actually not bad with the ball at their feet.

[calumhibee1]

I agree Hanlon and Ambrose are better however i think ur doing the Livi centre half’s a little disservice there, I think the 3 of them are actually not bad with the ball at their feet.

I’ve not seen enough of them to comment but the captain hit a very decent free kick last night. Didn’t look that bad a player with the ball at times.

[BOB MARLEYS DUG]

Belter of a tweet:

“Just heard someone refer to the Tony Macaroni Arena as the ‘Spaghettihad’ which is the best bit of Scottish football patter you’ll hear in a while.”

Superb :thumbsup:

[CMurdoch]

From Off The Ball: Levein was upset about the length of the astro turf last night

[hibbyfraelibby]

LOL. I wonder if that holiday money came out of the £22.4m that Hearts fans have thrown at their project so far?


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To be honest why are players going on these party nights when there are more games this month than any other and theres a months break coming?

[Hibbyradge]

To be honest why are players going on these party nights when there are more games this month than any other and theres a months break coming?

Because it's Christmas and it's the work Christmas party.

[BullsCloseHibs]

They'll do well to finish top 6 now. Definitely.

[YanYansen]

They'll do well to finish top 6 now. Definitely.

As will we.

[Keith_M]

As will we.


:yawn:

[Mantis Toboggan]

I keep thinking about this and laughing

[Peevemor]

We need this guy on Hibs TV. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181215/a0c395d57840863ae6d24cb149c5e495.jpg

[Hibernia&Alba]

We need this guy on Hibs TV. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181215/a0c395d57840863ae6d24cb149c5e495.jpg

:top marks

The morning after the night before must have been a sight to behold in Gorgie this morning. Coupons like skelped erses. :greengrin

[hibsbollah]

We need this guy on Hibs TV. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181215/a0c395d57840863ae6d24cb149c5e495.jpg

That's top writing:top marks

[The 90+2]

Is there any beautiful highlights?

[w pilton hibby]

Is there any beautiful highlights?

Here you go

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46477778

[Hibernia&Alba]

Here you go

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46477778

Pleasing :top marks

[The 90+2]

Here you go

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46477778

Mucho Gracias! Pandemonium at the Spaghettihad

[660]

5 nil down at Livvy
It’s happening again
Another year of Levein
Will this nightmare ever end
Then up steps sir albert
A hibee through and through
He puts on the video
Of him making it 0-2

[The 90+2]

He’s sitting on the toilet,
He cannot handle it
Biggest match in his life - the bottling little tit
Now he’s back as gaffer, it’s still so crystal clear
Craig Levein the bottler
A trophy never near

[LustForLeith]

Zzzzzzzzz

[Northernhibee]

On Friday, Friday, losing five nil on Friday
Hearts bassas not going to Prague for the weekend

[majorhibs]

We need this guy on Hibs TV. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181215/a0c395d57840863ae6d24cb149c5e495.jpg

Why let a good Saturday night pass without a reminder that quality does indeed still exist! The burgundy bhoys ballbag will mebbes be a wee bit more selective on mown grass & refs in future! Then again, maybe no!

[Criswell]

Ferranti Thistle 5 (five) Champions Elect 0

[cabbageandribs1875]

We need this guy on Hibs TV. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181215/a0c395d57840863ae6d24cb149c5e495.jpg




pop tarts :faf: i likey


Burgundy Bhoys not too bad either

[Jack Hackett]

That's top writing:top marks

The consistency of his writing is impressive. His match report of the 5-5 game

"Broony Alvarez celebrizes his P.K from outside the danger box as the Hibernators and the Reindeers finish this soccer match tied at a football score!

The Hibernators went 3-0 up in the first quarter before the Reindeers hit 5 goalshots in a row

Mick Laren inserted a triplization for the Hibernators which means he gets to take the match soccer sphere back to his apartment

Usain Bolt was awarded the major felony card before Hibernators coach Keith Lemon invaded the soccer park and pretended he was a jet plane

The match ends in a football score at 5-5
and the Reindeers take the bronze medal after the Celtics got their asses kicked by the Aberdundees at Parrot Eyes

#BroonyAlvarez #SunshineAndLeafs #MyCarWasBroken #BronzeMedal"

:faf:

[hibsbollah]

The consistency of his writing is impressive. His match report of the 5-5 game

"Broony Alvarez celebrizes his P.K from outside the danger box as the Hibernators and the Reindeers finish this soccer match tied at a football score!

The Hibernators went 3-0 up in the first quarter before the Reindeers hit 5 goalshots in a row

Mick Laren inserted a triplization for the Hibernators which means he gets to take the match soccer sphere back to his apartment

Usain Bolt was awarded the major felony card before Hibernators coach Keith Lemon invaded the soccer park and pretended he was a jet plane

The match ends in a football score at 5-5
and the Reindeers take the bronze medal after the Celtics got their asses kicked by the Aberdundees at Parrot Eyes

#BroonyAlvarez #SunshineAndLeafs #MyCarWasBroken #BronzeMedal"

:faf:







'Keith Lemon':greengrin

[Haymaker]

Made even better by the fact that Souness must have liked him enough in training to actually pick him.

IIRC he didn't see him in training, he had one session and Souness was off doing something else.