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Seveno
30-11-2018, 12:48 PM
I read in the Scotsman this morning that Potter had signed a Czech striker and thought ‘bet he is 6’4. So I looked up Wikipedia and guess what? 6’4!

Whoooooof

BILLYHIBS
30-11-2018, 12:56 PM
They tried to bring his move forward when they lost Laugherty and Naismith they were told they could have him in January but sounds like the same big lump

Diclonius
30-11-2018, 01:39 PM
He's scored 57 goals in 70 appearances for a mid-table Czech team. I'd be happy if we had signed him.

cabbageandribs1875
30-11-2018, 01:43 PM
He's scored 57 goals in 70 appearances for a mid-table Czech team. I'd be happy if we had signed him.




you would think teams further up the league would try to sign him then

hfc rd
30-11-2018, 01:48 PM
you would think teams further up the league would try to sign him then


They are not as big and famous like Hearts

cabbageandribs1875
30-11-2018, 01:52 PM
They are not as big and famous like Hearts




they're only famous now because of Tommy Robinson

JohnM1875
30-11-2018, 02:13 PM
He's scored 57 goals in 70 appearances for a mid-table Czech team. I'd be happy if we had signed him.

Wow. That's an outstanding record for any striker. Hopefully he flops over here though, obviously.

Diclonius
30-11-2018, 03:17 PM
you would think teams further up the league would try to sign him then

Maybe Hearts offered more.

Smartie
30-11-2018, 03:35 PM
Maybe Hearts offered more.

Surely it was more to do with Craig Levein promising he'd be integral to the Jambos style of play and managing to convey his footballing vision to the player? In spite of the language barrier they were immediately on the same page.

Levein - "Hoooooooooof!!"

Lump - "Hoof?"

Levein - "Aye, hoof!"

Lump - "Hoof".

Levein - "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!" (Waving those big, mad 6-fingered hands in the air)

(Together) - "Hooooooooof."

Hibee87
30-11-2018, 03:37 PM
He's scored 57 goals in 70 appearances for a mid-table Czech team. I'd be happy if we had signed him.

Where did you get that info? Im pretty sure thats no where near accurate.

Hibee87
30-11-2018, 03:50 PM
A quick look online suggest he has scored 24 in 75 for his current team and 28 in 105 in his career. I though those stats seemed mental

hibsbollah
30-11-2018, 03:57 PM
He's scored 57 goals in 70 appearances for a mid-table Czech team. I'd be happy if we had signed him.

Wikipedia says 57 in 70 games in 3 seasons, which sounds amazing.
However, Soccerway has him scoring 24 goals in 4 seasons with Teplice.
BBC says 19 goals in 64 games, with 10 last season

:faf: I think someone has been telling porkies. A regular watcher of Czech football is the only person I'd trust on this guys scoring record.

From his photo he looks like an absolute unit, 6'4 and the build of a boxer. Looks a bit like Arnautovic in fact (assuming the photo isnt BS as well as his goal stats).

where'stheslope
30-11-2018, 04:13 PM
No matter how big he is, he has to fit into Scottish Football?
They seem to have a problem down Gorgie Way of creating goals, so no matter how big he is the ball still has to reach him!!!!

Biggie
30-11-2018, 04:19 PM
2 battering rams up front, with naysmith behind.....perfect for Scottish football....sore necks all round Tynie

MrRobot
30-11-2018, 04:28 PM
Who honestly cares how tall a new Hearts signing is? :rolleyes:

hfc rd
30-11-2018, 04:35 PM
they're only famous now because of Tommy Robinson



Nonsense. They have been a big famous club for years.

Smartie
30-11-2018, 04:37 PM
Who honestly cares how tall a new Hearts signing is? :rolleyes:

Levein.

He cares a great deal.

Hoofy hoofy hoof hoof.

HIBERNIAN-0762
30-11-2018, 05:14 PM
Just another hoof target for Potters 80s tactics.

hibsbollah
30-11-2018, 05:22 PM
Who honestly cares how tall a new Hearts signing is? :rolleyes:

I'm just interested in who's been exaggerating his goals tally on Wikipedia? Good to remember it's not often gospel truth. I wonder how often this happens with players from 'smaller' leagues?

Here’s Lucy!
30-11-2018, 05:29 PM
Just had a wee look see.

David Vanecek, 6 foot 4 and 93 Kilos!

They don't change, do they?

Saturday Boy
30-11-2018, 05:36 PM
I'm just interested in who's been exaggerating his goals tally on Wikipedia? Good to remember it's not often gospel truth. I wonder how often this happens with players from 'smaller' leagues?

I’m not sure it’s a “smaller league” they’re probably all 6 foot 4 😄

hibsbollah
30-11-2018, 05:44 PM
I’m not sure it’s a “smaller league” they’re probably all 6 foot 4 ��

The boy is nine foot tall, arms the width of a mature Sitka spruce, scored 16 hatricks in 15 games and has 400,000 assists.

Here’s Lucy!
30-11-2018, 05:58 PM
The boy is nine foot tall, arms the width of a mature Sitka spruce, scored 16 hatricks in 15 games and has 400,000 assists.

Really??

:wink:

Scotty Leither
30-11-2018, 06:17 PM
Wonder when the "Hibs' new striker" thread will appear?

31/01/2019???

cleanyman
30-11-2018, 06:23 PM
We are also hoof merchants

Famous Fiver
30-11-2018, 06:31 PM
I don't think he'll be their only signing.

Santa Budge's Christmas stocking will be bulging once again, no doubt, with another array of no marks.

The_Horde
30-11-2018, 06:34 PM
We are also hoof merchants

Put the crackpipe down friend.

Hiber-nation
30-11-2018, 06:35 PM
We are also hoof merchants

Wow. Your posts get more bizarre by the week.

CropleyWasGod
30-11-2018, 06:37 PM
The boy is nine foot tall, arms the width of a mature Sitka spruce, scored 16 hatricks in 15 games and has 400,000 assists.Fir ***ake

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weecounty hibby
30-11-2018, 06:43 PM
I don't think he'll be their only signing.

Santa Budge's Christmas stocking will be bulging once again, no doubt, with another array of no marks.

Budge and stockings should never be mentioned in the same sentence!!

Keith_M
30-11-2018, 07:46 PM
Wouldn't mind a striker with that kind of scoring record.

One Day Soon
30-11-2018, 09:28 PM
Wikipedia says 57 in 70 games in 3 seasons, which sounds amazing.
However, Soccerway has him scoring 24 goals in 4 seasons with Teplice.
BBC says 19 goals in 64 games, with 10 last season

:faf: I think someone has been telling porkies. A regular watcher of Czech football is the only person I'd trust on this guys scoring record.

From his photo he looks like an absolute unit, 6'4 and the build of a boxer. Looks a bit like Arnautovic in fact (assuming the photo isnt BS as well as his goal stats).


Hearts may have found their Hurtado...

One Day Soon
30-11-2018, 09:31 PM
We are also hoof merchants

Truly astonishing you are still here.

Ryan69
30-11-2018, 09:45 PM
Wikipedia says 57 in 70 games in 3 seasons, which sounds amazing.
However, Soccerway has him scoring 24 goals in 4 seasons with Teplice.
BBC says 19 goals in 64 games, with 10 last season

:faf: I think someone has been telling porkies. A regular watcher of Czech football is the only person I'd trust on this guys scoring record.

From his photo he looks like an absolute unit, 6'4 and the build of a boxer. Looks a bit like Arnautovic in fact (assuming the photo isnt BS as well as his goal stats).

You just wonder if levein has maybe went by his wiki results..:)

Ryan69
30-11-2018, 09:48 PM
Wow. Your posts get more bizarre by the week.

In fairness...He is not far off at the moment

ShetlandHibby
30-11-2018, 11:10 PM
Yeah he has a point. Our play of late has been far from flair and free flowing football. I think we could often do with a big target man

Hiber-nation
30-11-2018, 11:27 PM
In fairness...He is not far off at the moment

Nah he's a mile off yet again.