Theresa May

[Dashing Bob S]

What an utter waste of space.

[ronaldo7]

She brings a new meaning to, dirty dancing.

Michael crick had her measure, when asking about Nelson Mandela yesterday.

She quickly reverted to the maybot.

[The Green Goblin]

I think the reason she survives stuff is because she is like a vacuum in human form. She’s like a weird kind of “nothing”, no oxygen, no atmosphere, no substance, no heart, no emotion, no empathy, no conviction or passion. Impervious, immune to anything and everything. Just “nothing”. Nothing happens, nothing sticks, you can’t do anything in or with it. It’s extraordinary in a way, that someone like that has got to where she is.

[jonty]

https://twitter.com/samoli94/status/1035281954562887680?s=21

Once seen it cannot be unseen.

[SouthsideHarp_Bhoy]

I think the reason she survives stuff is because she is like a vacuum in human form. She’s like a weird kind of “nothing”, no oxygen, no atmosphere, no substance, no heart, no emotion, no empathy, no conviction or passion. Impervious, immune to anything and everything. Just “nothing”. Nothing happens, nothing sticks, you can’t do anything in or with it. It’s extraordinary in a way, that someone like that has got to where she is.

A political black hole!

[heretoday]

She's one-dimensional rather like John Major.

[Mr Grieves]

I think the reason she survives stuff is because she is like a vacuum in human form. She’s like a weird kind of “nothing”, no oxygen, no atmosphere, no substance, no heart, no emotion, no empathy, no conviction or passion. Impervious, immune to anything and everything. Just “nothing”. Nothing happens, nothing sticks, you can’t do anything in or with it. It’s extraordinary in a way, that someone like that has got to where she is.

Bang on, she's the least worst option for every faction in her party. She offers absolutely nothing while being completely inoffensive.

[matty_f]

She offends me. Can't answer a question, she just repeats the same crap whether it's relevant to the question asked our not.

It's like she's broken.

If you wrote down her interviews and read them, you'd struggle to credit her with a double digit IQ.

[Glory Lurker]

She's beneath inept, but Tory factionalism is such that she's the lid on a bubbling pot. It is apt that, as we tip over the edge of the brexit waterfall, the denouement (!) of 40 years of Tory in-fighting, we are led by a doughnut that is safe in her job because the Tory factions are scared of losing power if they push one way or the other.

Thank god for the union.

[Hibrandenburg]

If Mr Bean was a woman.......

[Tornadoes70]

She's beneath inept, but Tory factionalism is such that she's the lid on a bubbling pot. It is apt that, as we tip over the edge of the brexit waterfall, the denouement (!) of 40 years of Tory in-fighting, we are led by a doughnut that is safe in her job because the Tory factions are scared of losing power if they push one way or the other.

Thank god for the union.

You're though advocating the old saying of jumping from the frying pan into the fire.

Snp separatism is no safety net and is very well the catalyst for something far worse. You've seen the way in that they only pay lip service to human rights by protecting salmond a potential sex pervert for the last eight months or so when it should have been passed immediately onto the Police for investigation and their pathetic bluster on their failures on the most important governance that's education etc. The snp are a mysogynist disgrace and mess in my opinion.

There is a middle ground to be had and that is to vote Labour.

Mon Scottish Labour

[Hibernia&Alba]

https://twitter.com/samoli94/status/1035281954562887680?s=21

Once seen it cannot be unseen.


I'm confused. What is this; is it at speeded up computer generated thing? Surely that isn't real footage?

[ronaldo7]

You're though advocating the old saying of jumping from the frying pan into the fire.

Snp separatism is no safety net and is very well the catalyst for something far worse. You've seen the way in that they only pay lip service to human rights by protecting salmond a potential sex pervert for the last eight months or so when it should have been passed immediately onto the Police for investigation and their pathetic bluster on their failures on the most important governance that's education etc. The snp are a mysogynist disgrace and mess in my opinion.

There is a middle ground to be had and that is to vote Labour.

Mon Scottish Labour

So many untruths.

Mon Scottish labour.

[The Modfather]

She offends me. Can't answer a question, she just repeats the same crap whether it's relevant to the question asked our not.

It's like she's broken.

If you wrote down her interviews and read them, you'd struggle to credit her with a double digit IQ.

Sounds like a certain Labour supporter we all know and love. Has said poster and Theresa May been seen in the same room at the same time? 🤔

[jonty]

I'm confused. What is this; is it at speeded up computer generated thing? Surely that isn't real footage?

Our PM has many talents. Although to be fair, Peter Crouch picked her up on her apple picking routine. He is the expert, after all.

[Arch Stanton]

You're though advocating the old saying of jumping from the frying pan into the fire.

Snp separatism is no safety net and is very well the catalyst for something far worse. You've seen the way in that they only pay lip service to human rights by protecting salmond a potential sex pervert for the last eight months or so when it should have been passed immediately onto the Police for investigation and their pathetic bluster on their failures on the most important governance that's education etc. The snp are a mysogynist disgrace and mess in my opinion.

There is a middle ground to be had and that is to vote Labour.

Mon Scottish Labour

For pity's sake. What the hell has Salmond's inebriated fumblings anything to do with the state of the world?

Is it really the case that there is an some obvious choice which would give us great health and great proven education?

If there was then we would have been living in paradise since the mid-20th century. Who would have voted for any other alternative?

Most of my life I have favoured Labour but for a number of years I've decided that SNP have a better socialist conscience.

[heretoday]

Our PM has many talents. Although to be fair, Peter Crouch picked her up on her apple picking routine. He is the expert, after all.

The Tories were always good at picking off the low hanging fruit.

[JimBHibees]

You're though advocating the old saying of jumping from the frying pan into the fire.

Snp separatism is no safety net and is very well the catalyst for something far worse. You've seen the way in that they only pay lip service to human rights by protecting salmond a potential sex pervert for the last eight months or so when it should have been passed immediately onto the Police for investigation and their pathetic bluster on their failures on the most important governance that's education etc. The snp are a mysogynist disgrace and mess in my opinion.

There is a middle ground to be had and that is to vote Labour.

Mon Scottish Labour

How did your standup routine go at the festival? :greengrin

[IGRIGI]

I hope May survives and then we vote for independence, negotiating with her at the helm of the rUK would be a walk in the park.

[Lendo]

You're though advocating the old saying of jumping from the frying pan into the fire.

Snp separatism is no safety net and is very well the catalyst for something far worse. You've seen the way in that they only pay lip service to human rights by protecting salmond a potential sex pervert for the last eight months or so when it should have been passed immediately onto the Police for investigation and their pathetic bluster on their failures on the most important governance that's education etc. The snp are a mysogynist disgrace and mess in my opinion.

There is a middle ground to be had and that is to vote Labour.

Mon Scottish Labour

I would love to hear your wacky conspiracy theory as to what dastardly plan the SNP have afoot.

Also, the only people in the UK that wish to do away with human rights are the Conservatives. May has stated as much outright.

[Colr]

What an utter waste of space.

Best of a bad lot in the Tory party, really. She’s unimpressive (and a bit nasty) but she’s also got an impossible task.

She must bless the stars that she is facing Corbyn across the dispatch box. Its like having the bloody NUS as official opposition.

[Colr]

She's one-dimensional rather like John Major.

She’s definately worse than Major. He at least had constructed some kind of value system for himself.

[CropleyWasGod]

She’s definately worse than Major. He at least had constructed some kind of value system for himself.And he could cut a rug. [emoji849]

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[Pretty Boy]

She's like a vacuum where personalities go to die. She's just gone from being nasty and almost vindictive to being a big pool of nothing.