Summer transfer pun thread

[Diclonius]

All the puns can go in here instead of the main thread. Fire away.

[Bostonhibby]

All the puns can go in here instead of the main thread. Fire away.Not for me.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink[emoji6]

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[theonlywayisup]

Puntastic!

[AgentDaleCooper]

there's no pun in this IMO.

[The_Horde]

This should be moved to the dugout.

[Diclonius]

This should be moved to the dugout.

If we do that then all the puns will go back to the main thread.

[ancient hibee]

Not for me.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink[emoji6]

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Good.An old-time couthy sayings thread.

[nonshinyfinish]

There's already a summer transfers thread, admin prick please merge.

[Wee Effen Bee]

[QUOTE=Bostonhibby;5426983]Not for me.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink[emoji6]

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Hay lad, that’s not a pun. Remember that guy from Glasgow who got done for pony molestation? He said he was just feeling a little hoarse!

[Eyrie]

Hay lad, that’s not a pun. Remember that guy from Glasgow who got done for pony molestation? He said he was just feeling a little hoarse!

Give up now - you're having a 'mare and just look foalish.

[Glory Lurker]

This is gelding beyond a joke.

[WoreTheGreen]

[QUOTE=Bostonhibby;5426983]Not for me.

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Hay lad, that’s not a pun. Remember that guy from Glasgow who got done for pony molestation? He said he was just feeling a little hoarse!

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

[Bostonhibby]

[QUOTE=Wee Effen Bee;5427056]

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead[emoji106]

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.



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[Bostonhibby]

[QUOTE=Bostonhibby;5426983]Not for me.

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Hay lad, that’s not a pun. Remember that guy from Glasgow who got done for pony molestation? He said he was just feeling a little hoarse!It's a sign of the times when we have station's dedicated to moles. It's the horses I feel sorry for.

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[Benji1]

Neigh bother

[147lothian]

[QUOTE=Wee Effen Bee;5427056]

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

Are all of these pun's because everyone is long faced waiting some activity in the transfer market

[WoreTheGreen]

[QUOTE=WoreTheGreen;5427075]

Are all of these pun's because everyone is long faced waiting some activity in the transfer market

Yeah bored just waiting for white smoke or anything but got ST so what happens happens

[scm70nyd1973]

[QUOTE=Bostonhibby;5426983]Not for me.

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Hay lad, that’s not a pun. Remember that guy from Glasgow who got done for pony molestation? He said he was just feeling a little hoarse!

Yup - the same guy who thought that the song “Muffin the Mule” was actually a sexual offence ! I’ll get ma 🧥!

[scm70nyd1973]

This is gelding beyond a joke.

Geez oh it’s a furlong way ‘til the start of the season😁

[007]

Not for me.

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You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

https://youtu.be/lnn-AVexPvQ

[Glory Lurker]

[QUOTE=Wee Effen Bee;5427056]

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

, mate. :thumbsup:

[nonshinyfinish]

, mate. :thumbsup:

Me and McGinn, yamclubbing
Me and Squirrel, out on the right
Me and McGinn, yamclubbing
Me and Squirrel, ooh paradise

[heretoday]

[QUOTE=Wee Effen Bee;5427056]

Yup - the same guy who thought that the song “Muffin the Mule” was actually a sexual offence ! I’ll get ma 🧥!

Never mind yer ma. I'm busy muffin' her the now!

[Glory Lurker]

Me and McGinn, yamclubbing
Me and Squirrel, out on the right
Me and McGinn, yamclubbing
Me and Squirrel, ooh paradise

Excellent work! I should record though that I don't hate Nerys Hughes.

[CRAZYHIBBY]

Its just not the same feel on this thread

[jabis]

There's already a summer transfers thread, admin prick please merge.

What is a non shiny fish...?

And "admin prick" is always plural........as in "many"😁

[Wee Effen Bee]

Give up now - you're having a 'mare and just look foalish.

😬ok. Neigh mare horsing a round. Of course it’s sad, racing on about puns when the transfer (horse) market hass stalled! Already got my coat and my hat as my puns are a bit pony and trap!

[WoreTheGreen]

Me and McGinn, yamclubbing
Me and Squirrel, out on the right
Me and McGinn, yamclubbing
Me and Squirrel, ooh paradise

Is your name Matt?

[Hibbyradge]

If we do that then all the puns will go back to the main thread.

You won't stop puns.

[snooky]

You won't stop puns.

If I continue to post them, will I be punished?

[Brightside]

This whole thread is brutal. Bin it.

[HoboHarry]

This whole thread is brutal. Bin it.

Enough of your trash talk.......

[Diclonius]

Bringing this back because every moderately promising thread is getting hijacked by puns.

[Hibbyradge]

Bringing this back because every moderately promising thread is getting hijacked by puns.

That's the thing though, they're not promising in the slightest.

"Anything happening with ..." threads are unnecessary and lazy.

There are plenty other threads containing that precise (lack of) information. They only need to look.

[Eyrie]

Bringing this back because every moderately promising thread is getting hijacked by puns.

Whereas a perfectly good Clash thread has been hijacked by transfer speculation with no actual information, which only goes to prove that .net threads never stay on topic for long.

[Is It On....]

Excellent work! I should record though that I don't hate Nerys Hughes.

Any more of that and there will be Riot down in Trumpton Tonight.