World Cup Pot Noodle Predictor

[hfc rd]

Winner
Runner Up

Golden Boot
Golden Gloves
Golden Ball
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year)
Flop

Total Number of Red Cards
Total Number of Penalties

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team -
Player -

Make a silly prediction:



I’ve done the following:

Winner - Brazil or Spain
Runner Up - see above

Golden Boot - Neymar
Golden Gloves - DDG
Golden Ball - Messi
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) - Mbappe
Flop - Kane

Total Number of Red Cards - 9
Total Number of Penalties - 10

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Uruguay
Player - Otamendi

Make a silly prediction: England will register more clean sheets than Germany, who will not register one at all

[One Day Soon]

Winner - Germany
Runner Up - Brazil

Golden Boot - A German
Golden Gloves - A German
Golden Ball - Not sure what this means
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) A Mexican.
Flop - Argentina

Total Number of Red Cards 12
Total Number of Penalties 24

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Uruguay
Player - Most of them.

Make a silly prediction:

There won't be any referee match fixing in Russia's favour.

[Big_Franck]

Winner - Spain
Runner Up - France

Golden Boot - Messi
Golden Gloves - De Gea
Golden Ball - Griezmann
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) - Mbappe
Flop - Ronaldo

Total Number of Red Cards - 8
Total Number of Penalties - 13

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Brazil
Player - Casemiro

Make a silly prediction: England will show some bottle and win a penalty shoot out.

[Centre Hawf]

Winner - Germany
Runner Up - Brazil

Golden Boot - Jesus
Golden Gloves - Ter Stegan
Golden Ball - Neymar
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) - Jesus
Flop - Pogba

Total Number of Red Cards - 6
Total Number of Penalties - 9

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Argentina
Player - Ramos

Make a silly prediction:

Saudi Arabia to get out the group.

[Curried]

Winner - Germany
Runner Up - France

Golden Boot - Muller
Golden Gloves - Stegen
Golden Ball - Mbappe
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) - Jesus
Flop – Ronaldo

Total Number of Red Cards - 8
Total Number of Penalties - 15

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Uruguay
Player - Godin

Make a silly prediction: England will not suffer any red cards when they lose 4-0 to Poland in their Round of 16 play-off in Moscow on the 3rd of July.

[Eaststandee]

Winner France
Runner Up Brazil

Golden Boot Firmino
Golden Gloves Lloris
Golden Ball Firmino
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) Mbappe
Flop Argentina/Messi

Total Number of Red Cards 7
Total Number of Penalties 8

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Peru
Player - Suarez

Make a silly prediction: Saurez to bite someone

[The Pointer]

Winner
Runner Up

Golden Boot
Golden Gloves
Golden Ball
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year)
Flop

Total Number of Red Cards
Total Number of Penalties

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team -
Player -

Make a silly prediction:



I’ve done the following:

Winner - Brazil or Spain
Runner Up - see above

Golden Boot - Neymar
Golden Gloves - DDG
Golden Ball - Messi
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) - Mbappe
Flop - Kane

Total Number of Red Cards - 9
Total Number of Penalties - 10

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Uruguay
Player - Otamendi

Make a silly prediction: England will register more clean sheets than Germany, who will not register one at all

A tenner on Neymar to be top twat please.

[The Pointer]

Oh, and silly prediction: Russia to invade Lithuania because of hooliganism by England fans in Kaliningrad.

[St Pauli Hibee]

Winner -- Germany
Runner Up -- France

Golden Boot -- Griezmann
Golden Gloves -- Neuer
Golden Ball -- Werner
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) -- Mbappe
Flop -- Neymar

Total Number of Red Cards -- 8
Total Number of Penalties -- 11

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Portugal
Player - Pepe

Make a silly prediction: 4 Streakers & a VAR Cock up

[Nameless]

Winner - France
Runner Up - Belgium

Golden Boot - Messi
Golden Gloves - The French keeper
Golden Ball - eh?
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) - The younger from Liverpool
Flop - The whole Spain team

Total Number of Red Cards - 17
Total Number of Penalties - 28

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Dirty Uruguay
Player - A dirty Uruguayan

Make a silly prediction:
Russian "fans" will NOT engaging in racist or homophobic chanting.

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[hfc rd]

1-2 posters unsure what the FIFA Golden Ball award is?

Basically it’s an award that is presented to the best player at each FIFA World Cup finals, with a shortlist drawn up by the FIFA technical committee and the winner voted for by representatives of the media.

https://www.topendsports.com/events/worldcupsoccer/golden-ball.htm

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

1-2 posters unsure what the FIFA Golden Ball award is?

Basically it’s an award that is presented to the best player at each FIFA World Cup finals, with a shortlist drawn up by the FIFA technical committee and the winner voted for by representatives of the media.

https://www.topendsports.com/events/worldcupsoccer/golden-ball.htm

That's all very good but, wtf has Pot Noodles got to do with the world cup?

[SChibs]

Winner Germany
Runner Up Spain

Golden Boot Muller
Golden Gloves Neuer
Golden Ball Silva
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) Mbappe
Flop Ronaldo

Total Number of Red Cards 6
Total Number of Penalties 10

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Colombia
Player - Kimmich

Silly prediction: Morocco to get out the group at the expense of Portugal.

[Michael]

That's all very good but, wtf has Pot Noodles got to do with the world cup?

Genuinely though...I want to know.

[Northernhibee]

]Winner France
Runner Up England

Golden Boot Kane
Golden Gloves De Gea
Golden Ball Messi
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) Mbappe
Flop Germany

Total Number of Red Cards 8
Total Number of Penalties 14

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Argentina
Player - Even though he's not going and he's not a player, Levein.

Make a silly prediction: Leigh's coming back. £150k and a ham sandwich :hyper

[hibsbollah]

Winner Germany
Runner Up Spain

Golden Boot Muller
Golden Gloves Neuer
Golden Ball Silva
Best Young Player (u21 at start of calendar year) Mbappe
Flop Ronaldo

Total Number of Red Cards 6
Total Number of Penalties 10

Twats of the Tournie (Red+Yellow cards)
Team - Colombia
Player - Kimmich

Silly prediction: Morocco to get out the group at the expense of Portugal.

That's quite a prediction about Neuer. He hasn't played at all for nine months and then goes straight back into the team?
If Neuer gets the golden gloves and wins the world cup after a season like that, he has a legitimate shout at being called the best ever.

Winner Spain
Runner-up Colombia

Golden Boot Aguero
Golden Gloves Allison
Golden Ball James Rodriguez

Best young player Mbappe

Red cards 12
Pens 16

Twats
Portugal
Sergio Ramos, Refs will be all over his nonsense this time. But they'll still win it.

Panama will concede seven or eight goals to one of either England or Belgium and will be embarrassed, and the argument about tougher qualifying will get rehashed by the pundits.

[SChibs]

That's quite a prediction about Neuer. He hasn't played at all for nine months and then goes straight back into the team?
If Neuer gets the golden gloves and wins the world cup after a season like that, he has a legitimate shout at being called the best ever.

Winner Spain
Runner-up Colombia

Golden Boot Aguero
Golden Gloves Allison
Golden Ball James Rodriguez

Best young player Mbappe

Red cards 12
Pens 16

Twats
Portugal
Sergio Ramos, Refs will be all over his nonsense this time. But they'll still win it.

Panama will concede seven or eight goals to one of either England or Belgium and will be embarrassed, and the argument about tougher qualifying will get rehashed by the pundits.

Starting vs Austria tonight

[Billy Whizz]

Starting vs Austria tonight

Game delayed by 75 mins due to heavy rain.

[hibsbollah]

Game delayed by 75 mins due to heavy rain.

Im waiting for it as well, as a goalkeeping geek I really want to see how rusty hes looking. For some reason they're just showing us loads of psg goals until the rain stops.

[Billy Whizz]

Im waiting for it as well, as a goalkeeping geek I really want to see how rusty hes looking. For some reason they're just showing us loads of psg goals until the rain stops.

Think they said Ko around 6.15 or

On Itv just now ht England beating Nigeria 2-0, would be as well just giving them the World Cup today

[hibsbollah]

Think they said Ko around 6.15 or

On Itv just now ht England beating Nigeria 2-0, would be as well just giving them the World Cup today

It's in the bag :agree: '66, jumpers for goalposts, nobby stiles' grin, ruddy marvelous.

[hibsbollah]

That Nigeria top is a thing of beauty. Almost as good as Peru.
Right, Germany game finally about to start.

[Billy Whizz]

That Nigeria top is a thing of beauty. Almost as good as Peru.
Right, Germany game finally about to start.

You really think so, this place would go into meltdown if we provided this sort of strip!

Thanks for the heads up, torn between seeing Nigeria equalise, and watching the German machine in action

[hibsbollah]

You really think so, this place would go into meltdown if we provided this sort of strip!

Thanks for the heads up, torn between seeing Nigeria equalise, and watching the German machine in action

It's gorgeous. 80s retro.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Any Pot Noodle explanation yet?

[Northernhibee]

Any Pot Noodle explanation yet?

Because in two minutes I'm going to stir it up :hyper

[Northernhibee]

Because in two minutes I'm going to stir it up :hyper

Anyone reckon Deek could still do a job for us?

[hfc rd]

That's all very good but, wtf has Pot Noodles got to do with the world cup?


Nothing.

I like the World Cup and I like Pot Noodles.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

What a hoot!