sadtom
29-04-2018, 03:52 PM
Offishal Statmunt from Ranjurs F.C
We, the Ranjurs bored, are once again dismayed and sickened by the unsporting and underhand behavior of 'a certain club'. It beggars belief!
We are also appalled by the continued plot by elements of Scottish society to prevent the rightful dominance and ascendancy of 'ra peepul'. No surrender!
There is clear and damning evidence of a taig conspiracy afoot.
It is no coincidence that BBC Alba decided to show the full 90 minutes of the match between A Certain Club F.C. v's Ayrshire Ranjurs F.C.
Knowing full well that our squad would be together and relaxing the evening before what should inevitably have been another glorious derby victory.
And knowing full well that we are shortly due to play A Certain Club F.C.
The powers that be in the government, media and the many others involved in this bead-rattling conspiracy, could be certain that our management team and players would be tuning in.
Having been ensnared into this papist web. Our entire staff were assaulted by the sight and sound of a ferocious, yet elegant. Resilient but carefree. Efficient and enthralling display of breathtaking football by a rampant A Certain Club F.C. Roared on to the the rafters by an over-exuberant home support, who clearly show little regard for the hearing safety of the general public (including lovely old ladies, ex service heroes, cute babies and widdle kittens).
Disgraceful. Though possibly not disgraceful enough to beggar belief.
The head coach of A Certain Club F.C. could clearly been seen on television, relaxed and enjoying himself and not facing constant sectarian abuse and fearing for his life or the safety of his family.
Is this the sort of society we now have to live in?
Not only were our entire team, including the cuddly-wuddly medical staff, left utterly traumatised and physically trembling. Many could be found 'self comforting' deep into the night.
It is also the case that the entire squad for the following days derby were temporarily blinded by the dazzling brilliance of A Certain Club F.C.
This ultimately cost Ranjurs the title decider as our players spent 90 minutes chasing blurry silhouettes instead of the usual shadows.
We would also contend that this wanton display of style and substance by A Certain Club F.C. was clearly a deliberate act of provocation towards our supporters who would also have been forced to endure this goading in their own homes.
We staunchly commend their self control and restraint after they informed us they only hit their wives/mums/sisters 'just the once or twice'.
These beggars takes some believing!
To make matters even worse. Our currently suspended club captain also told us on the QT, that he heard from some guy in the lodge, that it was not that foreign gaelic what they were speaking on Alba. But was in fact subliminal messaging designed to undermine the confidence and ability of our otherwise highly superior squad.
Again, how much belief needs to be beggared?!
We deserve bitter.
Simply the breast.
p.s. Concomitant
We, the Ranjurs bored, are once again dismayed and sickened by the unsporting and underhand behavior of 'a certain club'. It beggars belief!
We are also appalled by the continued plot by elements of Scottish society to prevent the rightful dominance and ascendancy of 'ra peepul'. No surrender!
There is clear and damning evidence of a taig conspiracy afoot.
It is no coincidence that BBC Alba decided to show the full 90 minutes of the match between A Certain Club F.C. v's Ayrshire Ranjurs F.C.
Knowing full well that our squad would be together and relaxing the evening before what should inevitably have been another glorious derby victory.
And knowing full well that we are shortly due to play A Certain Club F.C.
The powers that be in the government, media and the many others involved in this bead-rattling conspiracy, could be certain that our management team and players would be tuning in.
Having been ensnared into this papist web. Our entire staff were assaulted by the sight and sound of a ferocious, yet elegant. Resilient but carefree. Efficient and enthralling display of breathtaking football by a rampant A Certain Club F.C. Roared on to the the rafters by an over-exuberant home support, who clearly show little regard for the hearing safety of the general public (including lovely old ladies, ex service heroes, cute babies and widdle kittens).
Disgraceful. Though possibly not disgraceful enough to beggar belief.
The head coach of A Certain Club F.C. could clearly been seen on television, relaxed and enjoying himself and not facing constant sectarian abuse and fearing for his life or the safety of his family.
Is this the sort of society we now have to live in?
Not only were our entire team, including the cuddly-wuddly medical staff, left utterly traumatised and physically trembling. Many could be found 'self comforting' deep into the night.
It is also the case that the entire squad for the following days derby were temporarily blinded by the dazzling brilliance of A Certain Club F.C.
This ultimately cost Ranjurs the title decider as our players spent 90 minutes chasing blurry silhouettes instead of the usual shadows.
We would also contend that this wanton display of style and substance by A Certain Club F.C. was clearly a deliberate act of provocation towards our supporters who would also have been forced to endure this goading in their own homes.
We staunchly commend their self control and restraint after they informed us they only hit their wives/mums/sisters 'just the once or twice'.
These beggars takes some believing!
To make matters even worse. Our currently suspended club captain also told us on the QT, that he heard from some guy in the lodge, that it was not that foreign gaelic what they were speaking on Alba. But was in fact subliminal messaging designed to undermine the confidence and ability of our otherwise highly superior squad.
Again, how much belief needs to be beggared?!
We deserve bitter.
Simply the breast.
p.s. Concomitant