Tell me something you can say during sex and at a family dinner party

[Hibbyradge]

This should be fun.

(That's an observation on this thread, but doubles nicely as an answer to it)

[Pretty Boy]

I'm not eating that.

[lyonhibs]

That tastes................interesting dear

[Pretty Boy]

It's very moist

[CropleyWasGod]

That's the first I've eaten all day.

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[Scouse Hibee]

Goodnight.

[MyJo]

How do you know you don’t like it when you won’t even put it in your mouth?

[Pretty Boy]

That went down the wrong pipe.

[Sylar]

Och, look at the mess you've made!

[Hibbyradge]

Finished!

[IGRIGI]

Can I go watch TV now?

[Wembley67]

Your plate could do with a wash.

[easty]

It smells a bit off, but it tastes fine.

[Hibbyradge]

Open wide.

[Wembley67]

Where would you like the cream?

[beensaidbefore]

I'm not very keen on fish!

[Wembley67]

That's going to come out the same way it went in.

[Wembley67]

Do you like your sausage smoked or battered?

[Wembley67]

2nds?

[Greentinted]

It’s always the same...I do all the work while you just sit there like Lord Muck!

[Pretty Boy]

Take your time.

[Mibbes Aye]

Now now, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

[Mibbes Aye]

Yes it is nice, but Mum's always tastes better.

[heretoday]

This could be a mite hotter, to be honest.

[brianmc]

Grip it round the middle and give the bottom a couple of hard slaps - the sauce will be out in no time!

[Greentinted]

Ah can eyeways find room fur a wee bit mair...

[Mibbes Aye]

"I know it's a bit old-fashioned but I like to say Grace before we start?......."

[Smartie]

More sausage vicar?

[Moulin Yarns]

It’s always the same...I do all the work while you just sit there like Lady Muck!

STfy

[Jakhog1]

Open wide, here comes the choo choo train

[snooky]

Don't talk with your mouth full.

[snooky]

That's the best spit roast I've had for a while.

[Greentinted]

Vanilla? Again?

[Hibbyradge]

You should include your friend next time.

[CropleyWasGod]

That's the last time we're having your sister.

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[Pretty Boy]

Here's a special treat since it's your birthday.

[danhibees1875]

Are you sure it was in long enough?

[matty_f]

Do we just wire in with our fingers?

[blackpoolhibs]

I didn't realise that bird was so big.

[Hibbyradge]

I fancy a cream pie.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Cannae wait to get out of here.
Do you mind if I eat your pie?

[jonty]

It's a bit dry.


If you put all of that in your mouth at once, you're going to choke.


Is that ketchup on your chin?

[Stick]

If you don't eat it now, you'll be having it for your breakfast.

[jonty]

single cream or whipped? or both?

[Jim Herriot]

Ask your sister if she wants some too.

[Greentinted]

That’s why yer Ma’s a legend hen, there’s nowt she cannae dae wi a sausage!

[1875godsgift]

That pearl necklace looks lovely on you tonight, darling....:love ya!:

[LustForLeith]

I’m dribbling

[Captain Trips]

This was quite a poor party as nobody came.

[Hibrandenburg]

(Yam family dinner party) "It's nice to have a family get together once in a while".

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Why am I crying.

[One Day Soon]

Why are you crying?

[Hibbyradge]

Why are you laughing?

[TRC]

A Bird in a bird in a bird, splendid!!!

[Hibbyradge]

A Bird in a bird in a bird, splendid!!!

:faf:

[Geo_1875]

Leave some for your sister.

[Smartie]

A Bird in a bird in a bird, splendid!!!

"I don't remember the turducken being this enjoyable last time".

[Peevemor]

Well that's that done until next Christmas.

[Jakhog1]

That looks a bit hot, try dipping it in some natural yoghurt

[ancient hibee]

What on earth is this?

Gosh I've never had it done like that before.

It's not the same when it's not an even number.

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

I like it best with the bone left in.

[Hibbyradge]

Try it, I'm sure you'll like it.

I love it.

[snooky]

The cock-a-leekie was a definitely a poor starter.

[Scouse Hibee]

That's some spread on the table.

[Geo_1875]

Tried it once and didn't like it

[Alfiembra]

You must have enjoyed that, it didn't even touch the sides.

[HappyAsHellas]

He shoots - he Scores!

[snooky]

Menage A Trois.
My French isn't very good, can we have a table for three?

[One Day Soon]

I must say, yours is the tastiest Fanny Craddock I've ever had.

[Hibrandenburg]

Mmmmmh! Fish, my favourite.

[overdrive]

Mmmmm. Salty, cheesy goodness.

[Hibbyradge]

Come on, as soon as you swallow that lot, we can go out for a drink.

[danhibees1875]

You weren't this fussy when you were younger.

[overdrive]

No, I don’t like fishcakes anymore, I’ll have sausage instead.

[Geo_1875]

Oi!!! Fingers.....

[ancient hibee]

Your mother said you liked it.

[Sir David Gray]

You need to pull the cracker harder next time, if you want to hear the bang.

[Scouse Hibee]

Has the cheese given you a headache.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

How long will I put it in for?

[Hibrandenburg]

I think 2 bottles is enough.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Thats too dry for me.

[overdrive]

This only really works with my wife’s family. My mother-in-law makes a sauce to go with steak. The sauce is called “fluffy muff” - seriously!

Oh I can’t wait to taste your mum’s fluffy muff.

[Hibrandenburg]

This only really works with my wife’s family. My mother-in-law makes a sauce to go with steak. The sauce is called “fluffy muff” - seriously!

Oh I can’t wait to taste your mum’s fluffy muff.

I projected this onto my own family and immediately vomited.

[snooky]

I'll pass. That's too much fat for me.

[Wilson]

It's surprising what you can get for £20 when you shop around.

[Hibbyradge]

Is that a prawn?

[ancient hibee]

Are you putting THAT in the dishwasher?

[Hibbyradge]

Well, it tastes like a prawn.

[Hibbyradge]

This is lovely. I don't want it to end.

[Hibbyradge]

It's so good, I can't stop ramming it in.

[Peevemor]

It's so good, I can't stop ramming it in.

or

I couldn't manage another one - I'm already full up.

[Alfiembra]

That's a lovely Spread

[Smartie]

What was that thing with the bacon rind all about?

[Peevemor]

Just leave that dear - I'll finish it myself later.

[snooky]

Sorry, can't eat anything with nuts.

[Hibrandenburg]

MORE!!!!! You want some MORE???

[Hibbyradge]

Just push that to the side.

[lyonhibs]

Next time, why don’t we invite your sisters?

[Hibrandenburg]

A finger of fudge is just enough.....


Is this the right thread :dunno:

[snooky]

A finger of fudge is just enough.....


Is this the right thread :dunno:

:aok:

:greengrin