View Full Version : Tell me something you can say during sex and at a family dinner party
Hibbyradge
06-04-2018, 02:43 PM
This should be fun.
(That's an observation on this thread, but doubles nicely as an answer to it)
Pretty Boy
06-04-2018, 02:49 PM
I'm not eating that.
lyonhibs
06-04-2018, 02:49 PM
That tastes................interesting dear
Pretty Boy
06-04-2018, 02:52 PM
It's very moist
CropleyWasGod
06-04-2018, 02:58 PM
That's the first I've eaten all day.
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Scouse Hibee
06-04-2018, 03:07 PM
Goodnight.
How do you know you don’t like it when you won’t even put it in your mouth?
Pretty Boy
06-04-2018, 03:13 PM
That went down the wrong pipe.
Sylar
06-04-2018, 03:22 PM
Och, look at the mess you've made!
Hibbyradge
06-04-2018, 03:30 PM
Finished!
IGRIGI
06-04-2018, 03:38 PM
Can I go watch TV now?
Wembley67
06-04-2018, 03:39 PM
Your plate could do with a wash.
easty
06-04-2018, 03:55 PM
It smells a bit off, but it tastes fine.
Hibbyradge
06-04-2018, 04:05 PM
Open wide.
Wembley67
06-04-2018, 04:11 PM
Where would you like the cream?
beensaidbefore
06-04-2018, 04:12 PM
I'm not very keen on fish!
Wembley67
06-04-2018, 04:13 PM
That's going to come out the same way it went in.
Wembley67
06-04-2018, 04:14 PM
Do you like your sausage smoked or battered?
Wembley67
06-04-2018, 04:17 PM
2nds?
Greentinted
06-04-2018, 04:18 PM
It’s always the same...I do all the work while you just sit there like Lord Muck!
Pretty Boy
06-04-2018, 04:36 PM
Take your time.
Mibbes Aye
06-04-2018, 04:39 PM
Now now, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Mibbes Aye
06-04-2018, 04:40 PM
Yes it is nice, but Mum's always tastes better.
heretoday
06-04-2018, 04:46 PM
This could be a mite hotter, to be honest.
brianmc
06-04-2018, 05:03 PM
Grip it round the middle and give the bottom a couple of hard slaps - the sauce will be out in no time!
Greentinted
06-04-2018, 05:06 PM
Ah can eyeways find room fur a wee bit mair...
Mibbes Aye
06-04-2018, 05:19 PM
"I know it's a bit old-fashioned but I like to say Grace before we start?......."
Smartie
06-04-2018, 05:19 PM
More sausage vicar?
Moulin Yarns
06-04-2018, 05:20 PM
It’s always the same...I do all the work while you just sit there like Lady Muck!
STfy
Jakhog1
06-04-2018, 05:30 PM
Open wide, here comes the choo choo train
snooky
06-04-2018, 07:58 PM
Don't talk with your mouth full.
snooky
06-04-2018, 08:09 PM
That's the best spit roast I've had for a while.
Greentinted
06-04-2018, 08:13 PM
Vanilla? Again?
Hibbyradge
06-04-2018, 09:12 PM
You should include your friend next time.
CropleyWasGod
07-04-2018, 07:18 AM
That's the last time we're having your sister.
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Pretty Boy
07-04-2018, 07:22 AM
Here's a special treat since it's your birthday.
danhibees1875
07-04-2018, 08:46 AM
Are you sure it was in long enough?
matty_f
07-04-2018, 10:46 AM
Do we just wire in with our fingers?
blackpoolhibs
07-04-2018, 10:52 AM
I didn't realise that bird was so big.
Hibbyradge
07-04-2018, 11:14 AM
I fancy a cream pie.
HUTCHYHIBBY
07-04-2018, 01:56 PM
Cannae wait to get out of here.
Do you mind if I eat your pie?
jonty
07-04-2018, 02:56 PM
It's a bit dry.
If you put all of that in your mouth at once, you're going to choke.
Is that ketchup on your chin?
Stick
07-04-2018, 04:06 PM
If you don't eat it now, you'll be having it for your breakfast.
jonty
07-04-2018, 04:35 PM
single cream or whipped? or both?
Jim Herriot
07-04-2018, 06:57 PM
Ask your sister if she wants some too.
Greentinted
07-04-2018, 09:08 PM
That’s why yer Ma’s a legend hen, there’s nowt she cannae dae wi a sausage!
1875godsgift
08-04-2018, 08:40 AM
That pearl necklace looks lovely on you tonight, darling....:love ya!:
LustForLeith
08-04-2018, 08:46 AM
I’m dribbling
Captain Trips
08-04-2018, 08:59 AM
This was quite a poor party as nobody came.
Hibrandenburg
08-04-2018, 11:02 AM
(Yam family dinner party) "It's nice to have a family get together once in a while".
Pedantic_Hibee
08-04-2018, 12:18 PM
Why am I crying.
One Day Soon
08-04-2018, 02:21 PM
Why are you crying?
Hibbyradge
08-04-2018, 10:45 PM
Why are you laughing?
A Bird in a bird in a bird, splendid!!!
Hibbyradge
09-04-2018, 08:46 AM
A Bird in a bird in a bird, splendid!!!
:faf:
Geo_1875
09-04-2018, 09:19 AM
Leave some for your sister.
Smartie
09-04-2018, 09:53 AM
A Bird in a bird in a bird, splendid!!!
"I don't remember the turducken being this enjoyable last time".
Peevemor
09-04-2018, 09:56 AM
Well that's that done until next Christmas.
Jakhog1
09-04-2018, 05:08 PM
That looks a bit hot, try dipping it in some natural yoghurt
ancient hibee
09-04-2018, 05:39 PM
What on earth is this?
Gosh I've never had it done like that before.
It's not the same when it's not an even number.
NORTHERNHIBBY
09-04-2018, 07:22 PM
I like it best with the bone left in.
Hibbyradge
09-04-2018, 09:39 PM
Try it, I'm sure you'll like it.
I love it.
snooky
09-04-2018, 10:01 PM
The cock-a-leekie was a definitely a poor starter.
Scouse Hibee
10-04-2018, 06:08 AM
That's some spread on the table.
Geo_1875
10-04-2018, 07:48 AM
Tried it once and didn't like it
Alfiembra
10-04-2018, 08:18 AM
You must have enjoyed that, it didn't even touch the sides.
HappyAsHellas
10-04-2018, 11:29 AM
He shoots - he Scores!
snooky
10-04-2018, 12:19 PM
Menage A Trois.
My French isn't very good, can we have a table for three?
One Day Soon
10-04-2018, 05:19 PM
I must say, yours is the tastiest Fanny Craddock I've ever had.
Hibrandenburg
10-04-2018, 09:23 PM
Mmmmmh! Fish, my favourite.
overdrive
11-04-2018, 07:49 AM
Mmmmm. Salty, cheesy goodness.
Hibbyradge
11-04-2018, 09:44 AM
Come on, as soon as you swallow that lot, we can go out for a drink.
danhibees1875
11-04-2018, 10:28 AM
You weren't this fussy when you were younger.
overdrive
11-04-2018, 12:50 PM
No, I don’t like fishcakes anymore, I’ll have sausage instead.
Geo_1875
11-04-2018, 12:54 PM
Oi!!! Fingers.....
ancient hibee
11-04-2018, 03:35 PM
Your mother said you liked it.
Sir David Gray
14-04-2018, 07:31 PM
You need to pull the cracker harder next time, if you want to hear the bang.
Scouse Hibee
14-04-2018, 08:10 PM
Has the cheese given you a headache.
HUTCHYHIBBY
14-04-2018, 08:18 PM
How long will I put it in for?
Hibrandenburg
15-04-2018, 09:37 AM
I think 2 bottles is enough.
HUTCHYHIBBY
15-04-2018, 09:51 AM
Thats too dry for me.
overdrive
15-04-2018, 08:20 PM
This only really works with my wife’s family. My mother-in-law makes a sauce to go with steak. The sauce is called “fluffy muff” - seriously!
Oh I can’t wait to taste your mum’s fluffy muff.
Hibrandenburg
15-04-2018, 10:34 PM
This only really works with my wife’s family. My mother-in-law makes a sauce to go with steak. The sauce is called “fluffy muff” - seriously!
Oh I can’t wait to taste your mum’s fluffy muff.
I projected this onto my own family and immediately vomited.
snooky
17-04-2018, 11:12 AM
I'll pass. That's too much fat for me.
Wilson
17-04-2018, 11:31 AM
It's surprising what you can get for £20 when you shop around.
Hibbyradge
17-04-2018, 12:52 PM
Is that a prawn?
ancient hibee
17-04-2018, 05:50 PM
Are you putting THAT in the dishwasher?
Hibbyradge
17-04-2018, 05:53 PM
Well, it tastes like a prawn.
Hibbyradge
17-04-2018, 09:32 PM
This is lovely. I don't want it to end.
Hibbyradge
17-04-2018, 09:33 PM
It's so good, I can't stop ramming it in.
Peevemor
17-04-2018, 09:35 PM
It's so good, I can't stop ramming it in.
or
I couldn't manage another one - I'm already full up.
Alfiembra
18-04-2018, 01:46 PM
That's a lovely Spread
Smartie
18-04-2018, 02:50 PM
What was that thing with the bacon rind all about?
Peevemor
18-04-2018, 02:59 PM
Just leave that dear - I'll finish it myself later.
snooky
18-04-2018, 06:20 PM
Sorry, can't eat anything with nuts.
Hibrandenburg
18-04-2018, 09:39 PM
MORE!!!!! You want some MORE???
Hibbyradge
19-04-2018, 07:59 AM
Just push that to the side.
lyonhibs
19-04-2018, 05:18 PM
Next time, why don’t we invite your sisters?
Hibrandenburg
19-04-2018, 05:22 PM
A finger of fudge is just enough.....
Is this the right thread :dunno:
snooky
19-04-2018, 06:42 PM
A finger of fudge is just enough.....
Is this the right thread :dunno:
:aok:
:greengrin
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