Song for the folk who sell the pies.

[Anti-hoofbaw]

To the tune 'Stayin' Alive' by the Bee Gee's.

"Well, you can tell by the way I use my till
I'm catering staff: no time to talk
Fans loud and chips warm, I've been rushed around
Since I've watched porn
And now it's all right, it's okay
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The kick off times effect on fans

Whether you're a Hibee or whether you're another
We're sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
All the steak & gravy's taken and everybody's ragin'
And we're sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies

Well now, pies get low and pies get dry
And if they get either, I really try
Got the grease of hotdog on my shoes
I'm a pie gadge and I just can't lose
You know it's all right, it's okay
I'll live to sell another day
We can try to understand
The kick off times effect on fans

Whether your a Hibee or whether you're another
We're' sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
All the steak & gravy's taken and everybody's ragin'
And we're sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies

Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah, I'm sellin' the pies

Well, you can tell by the way I use my till
I'm catering staff: no time to talk
Fans loud and chips warm
I get rushed around like Jason Bourne
And now it's all right, it's okay
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The kick off times effect on fans

Whether you're a Hibee or whether you're another
We're sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
All the steak & gravy's taken and everybody's ragin'
And we're sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies

Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm sellin' the pies
Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Line goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm sellin' the pies
Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm sellin' the pies
Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm sellin' the pies"

[oldbutdim]

Mince presumably.

[One Day Soon]

speechless

[3pm]

😂

[Sir David Gray]

20445

[Carheenlea]

These blasted International weekends.

[Hibbyradge]

You ok, hun?

[DavidDavidGray]

Not this again

[Anti-hoofbaw]

You ok, hun?

Think I might have assburgers syndrome.

[One Day Soon]

Think I might have assburgers syndrome.

I think you might be right.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

They’ve been a pie-seller
For less than a year
Taking orders from punters
And charging them dear

And it’s Hot? Nae never!
Hot? Nae never! No more
Shall they be play the pie-sellers
Nae never! No more...

—————————

Love & respect to the pie-sellers folks.
After all if they fuel the Hibee support who would?

[Anti-hoofbaw]

They’ve been a pie-seller
For less than a year
Taking orders from punters
And charging them dear

And it’s Hot? Nae never!
Hot? Nae never! No more
Shall they be play the pie-sellers
Nae never! No more...

—————————

Love & respect to the pie-sellers folks.
After all if they fuel the Hibee support who would?

:hilarious

[Elephant Stone]

Well, you can tell by the way I use my till
I'm catering staff: no time to talk
Fans loud and chips warm
I get rushed around like Jason Bourne


:flag::flag::flag:

[Pretty Boy]

Not a song but a poem:

Support local business
Don't act like the Tories
Please buy our pies
From the baker called Storries

Steak mince and gravy
A well fired crust
Better pizzas and pies
Are an absolute must

So come on oor Rod
Be a man not a mouse
The kiosks and staff
Must be taken in house

[Anti-hoofbaw]

Not a song but a poem:

Support local business
Don't act like the Tories
Please buy our pies
From the baker called Storries

Steak mince and gravy
A well fired crust
Better pizzas and pies
Are an absolute must

So come on oor Rod
Be a man not a mouse
The kiosks and staff
Must be taken in house

:hilarious :thumbsup:

[bob12345]

The catering staff
They are good
They have Celtic on the run

[The Pointer]

You in solitary just now?

[Mon Dieu4]

Another masterpiece antihoofbaw, keep up the good work and ignore the doubters, you've brightened up my Friday morning!!

[WeeRussell]

I love you.

[BILLYHIBS]

Can never understand why people will go for a pie five minutes before half time ???

[Hibbyradge]

Another masterpiece antihoofbaw, keep up the good work and ignore the doubters, you've brightened up my Friday morning!!

Fridays must be f*&£!£g dull where you are! :greengrin

[Hibbyradge]

Can never understand why people will go for a pie five minutes before half time ???

Really?

How hard have you tried? :wink:

[hibsbollah]

'The kick off times effect on fans'just scans beautifully :topmarks

Do you attend the Royal Conservatoire of Music?

[Albanian Hibs]

I don't know why open these type of threads when I see who the op is 😣

[hibbyfraelibby]

Why are the couple Easter Road Pies I eat at each game round?

I always thought 2 pi r squared


I'll get my coat...

[One Day Soon]

I am completely the opposite of a conspiracy theorist but a number of recent .net threads lead me to believe that we may all the subjects of some kind of mass hallucinatory experiment.

[Mon Dieu4]

Fridays must be f*&£!£g dull where you are! :greengrin

I just appreciate art and songwriting in their finest forms haha

[Elephant Stone]

I don't know why open these type of threads when I see who the op is 😣

Glad you did mate :thumbsup:

[danhibees1875]

Can never understand why people will go for a pie five minutes before half time ???

Missing the last 5 is better than the first 10 of the second half. :greengrin

[JeMeSouviens]

So ****ing greasy, oh these are so ****ing greasy, so ****ing greasy ....

[One Day Soon]

So ****ing greasy, oh these are so ****ing greasy, so ****ing greasy ....

:top marks

[BILLYHIBS]

Really?

How hard have you tried? :wink:

Never! Might miss a goal. Then again looking at the size of me I don’t need another pie.😃

[Hibbyradge]

My first, and most likely my last, effort at any song;

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
Those mince pies used to taste so vile
The burgers impossible to chew
The curry pies were awful too
I just don't think my palet's versatile

The burger rolls were quite offensive
And everything was so expensive
I decided then quite bravely
To go for steak and gravy

I can't remember if I cried
But I was scared, I won't deny
When the pastry burnt me deep inside
The day, I ate steak pie

So bye, bye to the Easter Road pies
To the hot dogs and the pizza, I will turn a blind eye
I'll pop into Greggs instead as I'm passing by
Thinking, a steak bake and a yum yum to buy
A steak bake and a yum yum to buy

[HibbyScott]

My first, and most likely my last, effort at any song;

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
Those mince pies used to taste so vile
The burgers impossible to chew
The curry pies were awful too
I just don't think my palet's versatile

The burger rolls were quite offensive
And everything was so expensive
I decided then quite bravely
To go for steak and gravy

I can't remember if I cried
But I was scared, I won't deny
When the pastry burnt me deep inside
The day, I ate steak pie

So bye, bye to the Easter Road pies
To the hot dogs and the pizza, I will turn a blind eye
I'll pop into Greggs instead as I'm passing by
Thinking, a steak bake and a yum yum to buy
A steak bake and a yum yum to buy

:not worth:not worth A quite outstanding effort HR!

[hibsbollah]

My first, and most likely my last, effort at any song;

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
Those mince pies used to taste so vile
The burgers impossible to chew
The curry pies were awful too
I just don't think my palet's versatile

The burger rolls were quite offensive
And everything was so expensive
I decided then quite bravely
To go for steak and gravy

I can't remember if I cried
But I was scared, I won't deny
When the pastry burnt me deep inside
The day, I ate steak pie

So bye, bye to the Easter Road pies
To the hot dogs and the pizza, I will turn a blind eye
I'll pop into Greggs instead as I'm passing by
Thinking, a steak bake and a yum yum to buy
A steak bake and a yum yum to buy

Very good. You and Mr AH Baw should really be the Lennon and McCartney of net.

[SaulGoodman]

My first, and most likely my last, effort at any song;

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
Those mince pies used to taste so vile
The burgers impossible to chew
The curry pies were awful too
I just don't think my palet's versatile

The burger rolls were quite offensive
And everything was so expensive
I decided then quite bravely
To go for steak and gravy

I can't remember if I cried
But I was scared, I won't deny
When the pastry burnt me deep inside
The day, I ate steak pie

So bye, bye to the Easter Road pies
To the hot dogs and the pizza, I will turn a blind eye
I'll pop into Greggs instead as I'm passing by
Thinking, a steak bake and a yum yum to buy
A steak bake and a yum yum to buy

And, thus, a single tear of joy rolls down Don Mcleans cheek.

[Anti-hoofbaw]

My first, and most likely my last, effort at any song;

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
Those mince pies used to taste so vile
The burgers impossible to chew
The curry pies were awful too
I just don't think my palet's versatile

The burger rolls were quite offensive
And everything was so expensive
I decided then quite bravely
To go for steak and gravy

I can't remember if I cried
But I was scared, I won't deny
When the pastry burnt me deep inside
The day, I ate steak pie

So bye, bye to the Easter Road pies
To the hot dogs and the pizza, I will turn a blind eye
I'll pop into Greggs instead as I'm passing by
Thinking, a steak bake and a yum yum to buy
A steak bake and a yum yum to buy

Superb :cheers:

[Anti-hoofbaw]

Another masterpiece antihoofbaw, keep up the good work and ignore the doubters, you've brightened up my Friday morning!!

I do it for the doubters, mate :hilarious

[KWJ]

Another masterpiece antihoofbaw, keep up the good work and ignore the doubters, you've brightened up my Friday morning!!

Well on course to be the finest .net poster of all time.

[Anti-hoofbaw]

'The kick off times effect on fans'just scans beautifully :topmarks

Do you attend the Royal Conservatoire of Music?

Nah, I attend the Royal Edinburgh Psychiatric Hospital.

[Smartie]

My first, and most likely my last, effort at any song;

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
Those mince pies used to taste so vile
The burgers impossible to chew
The curry pies were awful too
I just don't think my palet's versatile

The burger rolls were quite offensive
And everything was so expensive
I decided then quite bravely
To go for steak and gravy

I can't remember if I cried
But I was scared, I won't deny
When the pastry burnt me deep inside
The day, I ate steak pie

So bye, bye to the Easter Road pies
To the hot dogs and the pizza, I will turn a blind eye
I'll pop into Greggs instead as I'm passing by
Thinking, a steak bake and a yum yum to buy
A steak bake and a yum yum to buy

A fantastic start to what could be a wonderful alternative club anthem.

This thread currently has 1361 views. If each of those 1361 people stuck down a verse each, we would just about have a song as long as the original.

"Easter Road Pie" - I love it.

[Anti-hoofbaw]

So ****ing greasy, oh these are so ****ing greasy, so ****ing greasy ....

Is that song aboot pies or Bartley's fingers ?

[Keith_M]

20445


My sentiments exactly.

[Hibbyradge]

Very good. You and Mr AH Baw should really be the Lennon and McCartney of net.

As long as my name is first in the credits.

[iwasthere1972]

Here we go ten in a row.

[lyonhibs]

It would absolutely make my day, nay life if that ever got belted out at ER.

File under "so bad it's amazing"

[Dashing Bob S]

To the tune 'Stayin' Alive' by the Bee Gee's.

"Well, you can tell by the way I use my till
I'm catering staff: no time to talk
Fans loud and chips warm, I've been rushed around
Since I've watched porn
And now it's all right, it's okay
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The kick off times effect on fans

Whether you're a Hibee or whether you're another
We're sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
All the steak & gravy's taken and everybody's ragin'
And we're sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies

Well now, pies get low and pies get dry
And if they get either, I really try
Got the grease of hotdog on my shoes
I'm a pie gadge and I just can't lose
You know it's all right, it's okay
I'll live to sell another day
We can try to understand
The kick off times effect on fans

Whether your a Hibee or whether you're another
We're' sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
All the steak & gravy's taken and everybody's ragin'
And we're sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies

Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah, I'm sellin' the pies

Well, you can tell by the way I use my till
I'm catering staff: no time to talk
Fans loud and chips warm
I get rushed around like Jason Bourne
And now it's all right, it's okay
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The kick off times effect on fans

Whether you're a Hibee or whether you're another
We're sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
All the steak & gravy's taken and everybody's ragin'
And we're sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies

Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm sellin' the pies
Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Line goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm sellin' the pies
Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm sellin' the pies
Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm sellin' the pies"

Genius of a particular niche kind, but genius nonetheless.

[Anti-hoofbaw]

Genius of a particular niche kind, but genius nonetheless.

:cheers:

[Forza Fred]

Another masterpiece antihoofbaw, keep up the good work and ignore the doubters, you've brightened up my Friday morning!!

:top marks

[blackpoolhibs]

Can never understand why people will go for a pie five minutes before half time ???


I like the lyrics, but don't know the tune? :confused:

[BILLYHIBS]

I like the lyrics, but don't know the tune? :confused:

American pie

[Hibbyradge]

American pie

The early version :wink:

[blackpoolhibs]

American pie


The early version :wink:


:tee hee:

[AZhibee]

You make the pies that make the whole world sing
You make the pies full of meat and special things
You make the pies that make the young girls cry
You make the pies You make the pies

Barry Manilow

[jgl07]

Who made all the pies?
Who sold all the pies?
You fat *******, you fat *******,
You sold all the pies.

(Except for those eaten of course)