Things my auld man used to say.

[snooky]

My auld man used to say "Spawny Rangers" everytime they got a soft penalty or a scabby winner.

[Hibrandenburg]

Better being lucky than good.

[Eaststand]

Never lend money to a Jambo or a Hun ;-)

GGTTH

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

My old man is the only person I've ever heard use the word abeyance.

[CAMHFC]

"Life's too short for grudges and hatred"

"Slow motion gets you there faster"

[lyonhibs]

"candy is dandy but liquor is quicker" and

"Where's that Latapy chap, he used to make things happen' (he wasn't much of a football fan at all but took me because he knew I wanted to go)

[we are hibs]

he calls a throw in a shy and a goal kick a bye kick

[MSK]

Gies a sub

[Danderhall Hibs]

Never trust a man that can’t look you in the eye.

[Hibbyradge]

Despite being corrected several times, my dad used to say "bear sick" instead of beserk. Couldn't stop himself.

It conjures up an image which is actually almost appropriate.

[Jim44]

Every time he ordered a whisky, “Anything but Bells!”

[Killiehibbie]

If a man doesn't either drink, gamble or like football there's something wrong with him.

[HappyAsHellas]

Got a head? Get a hat.

[rodhibs55]

Yea cannae squeeze the toothpaste back intae the tube.

[snooky]

Expanding the thread title a little, my mother's warcry was ....
"The more you do, the less you're thought of"