Song for Jamie McLaren ?

[Anti-hoofbaw]

To the theme tune of 80's childrens cartoon - Jamie and the Magic Torch

"Jamie! Jamie! Jamie and the magic shot
Turned down the Hertz skelfers, faster and faster
towards Hibee Land"

[Anti-hoofbaw]

To those who don't know what a Skelfer is.

skelf
skɛlf/Submit
nounSCOTTISH
noun: skelf; plural noun: skelfs
1.
a splinter or sliver of wood.
2.
informal
a troublesome or annoying person :deal:

[Anti-hoofbaw]

https://youtu.be/KeMMow_Itqw

[Baldy Foghorn]

Oh Jamie,
Oh Jamie Mac,
He knocked the jambos back,
Jamie Mac

[Pretty Boy]

We're here to see the wizard
The wonderful wizard of Oz

[Anti-hoofbaw]

Oh Jamie,
Oh Jamie Mac,
He knocked the jambos back,
Jamie Mac

"Oh we love Jamie Mac
F theJambo's they're f##king cack
Craig Levein smokes crack
Oh we love Jamie Mac"

[Anti-hoofbaw]

We're here to see the wizard
The wonderful wizard of Oz

That is good.

[Anti-hoofbaw]

To the tune 'Millennium' by Robbie Williams.

"We've got Mac directing our fate
and the Jambo's are gonna hate
'cause he runs at a really fast rate
Australiiiiiaaaa !"

[hibee1875]

We're here to see the wizard
The wonderful wizard of Oz

Add to the end of that:

Oh Jamie Mac, Oh Jamie Mac
The wonderful wizard of Oz!

[Hibbyradge]

How about "Jamie McLaren" clap, clap, clap, clap.

Repeat as required.

Radical, I know, but it has a nice retro feel.

(And it's more likely to be sung than that other load of tosh :hilarious )

[Lee Marvin]

Add to the end of that:

Oh Jamie Mac, Oh Jamie Mac
The wonderful wizard of Oz!

Winner

[andrew70]

Oh Jamie McLaren is magic
he wears a magic hat
he could have joined the jambos
but he said no f*** that
and when he scores a goal
we’ll sing this song all night

[Anti-hoofbaw]

How about "Jamie McLaren" clap, clap, clap, clap.

Repeat as required.

Radical, I know, but it has a nice retro feel.

(And it's more likely to be sung than that other load of tosh :hilarious )

"His names Jamie McLaren n he's class like Darren
He's got pubes like Petries tash n doesny get a rash
Killer o the Rangers n hard as f#ck like Harold Bishop fi Neighbours"

[Hibbyradge]

"His names Jamie McLaren n he's class like Darren
He's got pubes like Petries tash n doesny get a rash
Killer o the Rangers n hard as f#ck like Harold Bishop fi Neighbours"

You've nailed the lyrics, but I can't place the melody.

[Anti-hoofbaw]

You've nailed the lyrics, but I can't place the melody.

Neither can I, buddy.

[DavidDavidGray]

Ohhh Jamie McLaren (seven nation army)?

[Hibbyradge]

Neither can I, buddy.

Cool.

I like it even more.

[Thief]

Hope greenflyer doesn’t mind me posting this, but he posted on another thread with waltzing McLaren.
Jamie McLaren, Jamie McLaren, who’ll go a waltzing McLaren with me, as we sang and we danced as we waited for his winning goal, who’ll go a waltzing McLaren with me! [emoji3]


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[Billy Whizz]

His nickname is macca, must be something that rhymes with that?

[Anti-hoofbaw]

How about

Jamie McLaren
he's not a plumber
the number 7 bus goes to Kaimes
unless you live in Fife then it goes to Leven
Jamie McLaren


:hilarious :top marks

[Anti-hoofbaw]

His nickname is macca, must be something that rhymes with that?

His names Jamie Macca
Levein is a Spacca
Walking along wearing a thong
Walking in a Andy Bell fi Erasure wonderland.


https://youtu.be/53nIeE7uEt0

[Hibbyradge]

His nickname is macca, must be something that rhymes with that?

His name is James McLaren
He's also known as Mac
When he scores he's brilliant
But otherwise he's kack

He's got a funny accent
It's hard to understand
He's never had a girlfriend
But he's got a strong right hand

Am I doing this right?

[Jim Herriot]

Hope greenflyer doesn’t mind me posting this, but he posted on another thread with waltzing McLaren.
Jamie McLaren, Jamie McLaren, who’ll go a waltzing McLaren with me, as we sang and we danced as we waited for his winning goal, who’ll go a waltzing McLaren with me! [emoji3]


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Alternatively...

Jamie McLaren, Jamie McLaren,
You’ll come a waltzing McLaren with me,
And we sang as we watched him score against the Billy Boys,
You’ll come a waltzing McLaren with me.

[Thief]

Alternatively...

Jamie McLaren, Jamie McLaren,
You’ll come a waltzing McLaren with me,
And we sang as we watched him score against the Billy Boys,
You’ll come a waltzing McLaren with me.

Not for me. Billy boys is almost a term of endearment (it’s what they call themselves) and putting anything derogatory in there takes it down a whole different path [emoji20]


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[Northernhibee]

Neil Lennon went down under
To get our strikers firing
He came back with a bonzer chap
Jamie McLaren

(To the tune of Pop goes the weasel)

[LEaston87]

He comes from a land down under
Macca the hibee boy wonder

Repeat