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stantonhibby
31-01-2018, 06:47 PM
Feet?

Two

Peevemor
31-01-2018, 06:48 PM
Munitions stop.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180131/f9224cf10b662df65062d8ecbbdcbca7.jpg

Smartie
31-01-2018, 06:48 PM
I can confirm the Swiss boy has a big head, normal shoulders though.

Is the first time we've had more interest in the shape and size of a Hibs player's head than our peculiarly pink chums have?

Vault Boy
31-01-2018, 06:48 PM
Feet?

My sources tell me he's at least a size 10.

hibsbollah
31-01-2018, 06:49 PM
Two

Webbed or humanoid?

jonty
31-01-2018, 07:03 PM
Webbed or humanoid?

That's defeetist. cant it be both?

hibsbollah
31-01-2018, 07:05 PM
That's defeetist. cant it be both?

Only in Gorgie.

Haymaker
31-01-2018, 07:09 PM
:hyper

Peevemor
31-01-2018, 07:14 PM
On the way home I passed a car with it's exhaust hanging off - it was all sparky!

Surely a sign? :hyper:

jonty
31-01-2018, 07:14 PM
I still haven't managed to match last years scran 20119

Just the single tub of haagen dazs, and a packet of Sainsburys (family size) bacon rashers

Pedantic_Hibee
31-01-2018, 07:15 PM
I still haven't managed to match last years scran 20119

Just the single tub of haagen dazs, and a packet of Sainsburys (family size) bacon rashers

How's the diabetes now? 🙈🙈

silverhibee
31-01-2018, 07:16 PM
Two cheese and strawberry jam rolls, lurpak, obviously, bottle Coke and tube of prawn cocktail Pringles, and selection of cadburys finest.

Vera's ready to go :smokin

One Day Soon
31-01-2018, 07:17 PM
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

Or however the Swiss say it.

jonty
31-01-2018, 07:17 PM
How's the diabetes now? 🙈🙈

in another drawer :greengrin

One Day Soon
31-01-2018, 07:18 PM
We’re on Mint Humbugs and Barley Sugars here in the East stand.

Hibbyradge
31-01-2018, 07:34 PM
Meatballs in a tomato and mascarpone sauce with salad, wholegrain rice and quinoa.

Somehow I just don't feel like I fit in here ...

jacomo
31-01-2018, 07:38 PM
NL confirming Murray, Bain and Allan moves on BBC Alba interview.


Yeah sure.

But apart from that, are we going to do any business today?

Vault Boy
31-01-2018, 07:40 PM
Yeah sure.

But apart from that, are we going to do any business today?

Scott Allan to join, submit a transfer request and ship off to Gillingham. I blame Petrie.

jacomo
31-01-2018, 07:41 PM
Meatballs in a tomato and mascarpone sauce with chips and onion rings, washed down with punk IPA, followed by a chocolate tart and dessert wine.

Somehow I just don't feel like I fit in here ...


Don’t be so harsh on yourself, just a few minor adjustments needed.

jacomo
31-01-2018, 07:42 PM
Scott Allan to join, submit a transfer request and ship off to Gillingham. I blame Petrie.


He’ll be submitting the transfer request to Celtc then.

Eyrie
31-01-2018, 07:43 PM
I'm making do with a box of Ritz crackers and a tub of salmon and dill Philadelphia.

I need to learn to stock up with more variety for TDD.

nonshinyfinish
31-01-2018, 07:45 PM
Meatballs in a tomato and mascarpone sauce with salad, wholegrain rice and quinoa.

Somehow I just don't feel like I fit in here ...

You can put your bananas wherever you like, but quinoa on TDD?

Disgusted.

Pedantic_Hibee
31-01-2018, 07:46 PM
You can put your bananas wherever you like, but quinoa on TDD?

Disgusted.

I didn't want to say, but I'm glad someone picked him up on it.

Pedantic_Hibee
31-01-2018, 07:47 PM
Kebabs and chips demolished. It's time I made a trip to the kitchen. Brb as I used to say on MSN.

Haymaker
31-01-2018, 07:48 PM
:hyper

SoL
31-01-2018, 07:49 PM
Cammy Bell

nonshinyfinish
31-01-2018, 07:54 PM
Cammy Bell

Babybel.

For a while they did emmental Babybels that were an absolute delight. Not see them for ages.

jonty
31-01-2018, 07:57 PM
Meatballs in a tomato and mascarpone sauce with salad, wholegrain rice and quinoa.

Somehow I just don't feel like I fit in here ...

That's because you're a touch on the large side (hence the silly food).
Sort yersel out man!

Pedantic_Hibee
31-01-2018, 07:57 PM
Two packets of Frisps and a packet of Walkers Smoky Bacon. Game on.

jonty
31-01-2018, 07:58 PM
Babybel.

For a while they did emmental Babybels that were an absolute delight. Not see them for ages.

don't touch the 'light' bels. or the 'cheddar' ones. poor efforts.

SoL
31-01-2018, 07:58 PM
don't touch the 'light' bels. or the 'cheddar' ones. poor efforts.

Agreed

jonty
31-01-2018, 07:59 PM
Packet of out-of-date mint oreos lurking at the back of the cupboard. excellent backup for the vanilla haagen dazs

Vault Boy
31-01-2018, 07:59 PM
Just had my second green tea of the night. I'm on a mad yin, keep up team.

McHibby
31-01-2018, 07:59 PM
Those tatties are one of the finest culinary masterpieces to come out of our city.

Had a pile of them with a Berfin kebab last Friday - absolutely magnificent.

When I lived in Dalmeny Street it was beyond a joke how often I ate them, I could never get enough.

I ended up bumping my noodles tonight for beans on toast. Hearty food, none of this quinoa nonsense. Now I am trying to console my other half whose team are currently getting pumped by Aberdeen 😞

Haymaker
31-01-2018, 08:00 PM
I'm off to work for a couple hours, someone keep up the :hyper while I'm gone

Cheshire Hibee
31-01-2018, 08:00 PM
Hibs are interested in taking 27 year old ex Arsenal striker Jay-Emmanuel Thomas on loan from QPR. Lot will depend on Simon Murray going/not going to Dundee.

Pedantic_Hibee
31-01-2018, 08:00 PM
When I lived in Dalmeny Street it was beyond a joke how often I ate them, I could never get enough.

I ended up bumping my noodles tonight for beans on toast. Hearty food, none of this quinoa nonsense. Now I am trying to console my other half whose team are currently getting pumped by Aberdeen 😞

Can you not console Ross County while pumping your missus?

jacomo
31-01-2018, 08:02 PM
I'm off to work for a couple hours, someone keep up the :hyper while I'm gone


:hyper

HUTCHYHIBBY
31-01-2018, 08:03 PM
quinoa

ffs!

HUTCHYHIBBY
31-01-2018, 08:06 PM
When I lived in Dalmeny Street it was beyond a joke how often I ate them, I could never get enough.

I ended up bumping my noodles tonight for beans on toast. Hearty food, none of this quinoa nonsense. Now I am trying to console my other half whose team are currently getting pumped by Aberdeen 😞

Hearty food, wtf, did a McCraes man buy it for you.

McHibby
31-01-2018, 08:07 PM
Can you not console Ross County while pumping your missus?

I *am* the missus 😂
Ach, he's away in a huff anyway. Sod him. I shall continue to enjoy the updates from Easter Road 🥅

Gregor
31-01-2018, 08:09 PM
Sharing a Lee's Raspberry Coconut Ice with the wife, along with a glass of Ricard while watching the debut of Toby la Rhone on Hibs Telly.

Loving the look of this reinvigorated Hibernian so far.

McHibby
31-01-2018, 08:11 PM
Hearty food, wtf, did a McCraes man buy it for you.

Oi! There's nothing wrong with beans on toast.

Pedantic_Hibee
31-01-2018, 08:11 PM
I *am* the missus 😂
Ach, he's away in a huff anyway. Sod him. I shall continue to enjoy the updates from Easter Road 🥅

Oh, well, ah. Cheerio.

Hibbyradge
31-01-2018, 08:13 PM
ffs!

ASDA wholegrain and quinoa microwave rice.

75 pence worth of deliciousness.

(Serves two).

Pedantic_Hibee
31-01-2018, 08:16 PM
asda wholegrain and quinoa microwave rice.

75 pence worth of deliciousness.

(serves two).

admins!!!!!!!

Vault Boy
31-01-2018, 08:18 PM
ASDA wholegrain and quinoa microwave rice.

75 pence worth of deliciousness.

(Serves two).

I actually rate this shout. 👀

Cheshire Hibee
31-01-2018, 08:18 PM
Celtic have agreed a deal for 'keeper Scott Bain from Dundee. Scott Allan to Hibs and Simon Murray to Dens Park also done. All loans.

Joe6-2
31-01-2018, 08:18 PM
Two packets of Frisps and a packet of Walkers Smoky Bacon. Game on.

No had Frisps for ages

HUTCHYHIBBY
31-01-2018, 08:22 PM
ASDA wholegrain and quinoa microwave rice.

75 pence worth of deliciousness.

(Serves two).

£2 - £3 worth of fried rice for me thanks, preferably drenched in some sort of atomically hot concoction thats not been trademarked yet.

Hibbyradge
31-01-2018, 08:43 PM
£2 - £3 worth of fried rice for me thanks, preferably drenched in some sort of atomically hot concoction thats not been trademarked yet.

On a school night? 😲

Pedantic_Hibee
31-01-2018, 08:44 PM
On a school night? 😲

Living life on the edge right there. Probably uses shower gel in the bath as well. Cad.

heidtheba
31-01-2018, 09:04 PM
Babybel.

For a while they did emmental Babybels that were an absolute delight. Not see them for ages.

We should have a 'they never made it (but should have)' food tribute thread. I'd throw in Wotsit Twisters (circa 2010) and Salt and vinegar quavers (1994ish).

WhileTheChief..
31-01-2018, 09:07 PM
The last time I heard about quinoa was on transfer deadline day last year.

I had to google it then and have never come across it until this thread.

People actually eat it? Oven chips for me.

Peevemor
31-01-2018, 09:09 PM
Back of the net! Madame's been to the shops! https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180131/5c59df792434b28a2b4d3f815b9e359c.jpg

HoboHarry
31-01-2018, 09:09 PM
The last time I heard about quinoa was on transfer deadline day last year.

I had to google it then and have never come across it until this thread.

People actually eat it? Oven chips for me.
Eat Quinoa regularly but still prefer Basmati Rice :aok:

HUTCHYHIBBY
31-01-2018, 09:14 PM
On a school night? 😲

Every night, I'm a greedy ****!

Peevemor
31-01-2018, 09:15 PM
Eat Quinoa regularly but still prefer Basmati Rice :aok:I get it forced on me at least once a week - I don't really like it but it's not interesting enough to hate.

jacomo
31-01-2018, 09:16 PM
:hyper

CRAZYHIBBY
31-01-2018, 09:19 PM
Back of the net! Madame's been to the shops! https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180131/5c59df792434b28a2b4d3f815b9e359c.jpg

Jeez did she no buy any food

HoboHarry
31-01-2018, 09:20 PM
I get it forced on me at least once a week - I don't really like it but it's not interesting enough to hate.
I'll tolerate it as long as she doesn't try to sneak Kale into my food. That is some nasty s**t right there.......

One Day Soon
31-01-2018, 09:24 PM
Feet?

The feet my friend were excellent. On the ends of the legs as they should be and apparently capable of quite a bit of football.

Peevemor
31-01-2018, 09:30 PM
Ooof! https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180131/a52111a12406433d58561254f3c202db.jpg

Hibbyradge
31-01-2018, 09:43 PM
I'm gonny have to have an apple.

I'll wait till half time, though.

One Day Soon
31-01-2018, 09:45 PM
WTF happened to this thread while I was freezing my non-edible buns off at ER? ****ing Quinoa for ****s sake?

LTQFs

One Day Soon
31-01-2018, 09:46 PM
I get it forced on me at least once a week - I don't really like it but it's not interesting enough to hate.

:shocked:

Ok, but what about the quinoa?

HUTCHYHIBBY
31-01-2018, 09:50 PM
I just got a donner wrap from a place in Carlisle, £3.70, its the size of Mr T's leg. The other train patrons don't appreciate it.

Peevemor
31-01-2018, 09:55 PM
:shocked:

Ok, but what about the quinoa?I get more than just that forced on me. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180131/add3ecb0a925f43222f3a7f588353c49.jpg

Joe6-2
31-01-2018, 09:57 PM
Back of the net! Madame's been to the shops! https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180131/5c59df792434b28a2b4d3f815b9e359c.jpg

Where’s the bevvy?!!!

Dalianwanda
31-01-2018, 09:58 PM
I'll tolerate it as long as she doesn't try to sneak Kale into my food. That is some nasty s**t right there.......

I grew russian kale in the garden this year, much tastier than the curly stuff.

For lunch tho i had double cheeseburger chips and two portions of cheese melts & a large strawberry milkshake..sometimes kale doesn’t cut it

Peevemor
31-01-2018, 09:59 PM
Where’s the bevvy?!!!In my bevvy fridge - where else?

HoboHarry
31-01-2018, 09:59 PM
Where’s the bevvy?!!!
It's in the door I think. That's all the poor b*****d"s getting lol.......

One Day Soon
31-01-2018, 10:02 PM
I get more than just that forced on me. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180131/add3ecb0a925f43222f3a7f588353c49.jpg

And we're back to banana insertion territory...

HUTCHYHIBBY
31-01-2018, 10:05 PM
I just got a donner wrap from a place in Carlisle, £3.70, its the size of Mr T's leg. The other train patrons don't appreciate it.

The trolley boy just took 3.60 from me for a can of Dark Fruit cider, gave me a lemon drizzle cake and a pork pie from the first class menu for nowt, should i be concerned?

One Day Soon
31-01-2018, 10:08 PM
The trolley boy just took 3.60 from me for a can of Dark Fruit cider, gave me a lemon drizzle cake and a pork pie from the first class menu for nowt, should i be concerned?

Depends on whether he's your type.

HUTCHYHIBBY
31-01-2018, 10:09 PM
It's in the door I think.
Oh, so thats what did for Jim Morrison.

Hibbyradge
31-01-2018, 10:10 PM
The trolley boy just took 3.60 from me for a can of Dark Fruit cider, gave me a lemon drizzle cake and a pork pie from the first class menu for nowt, should i be concerned?

Yes, you should be concerned.

You just bought dark fruit cider!!!

And, if that wasn't worrying enough, you paid £3.60 for it.

HUTCHYHIBBY
31-01-2018, 10:12 PM
Depends on whether he's your type.

He never knew it was TDD, I hope he lives and learns.

One Day Soon
31-01-2018, 10:16 PM
This family tub of Quality Street may be the death of me.

HUTCHYHIBBY
31-01-2018, 10:17 PM
Serious transfer thread, 87 posts, meh.

HUTCHYHIBBY
31-01-2018, 10:20 PM
Yes, you should be concerned.

You just bought dark fruit cider!!!

And, if that wasn't worrying enough, you paid £3.60 for it.

The Sheep and Monaco paid for it, its all good.

One Day Soon
31-01-2018, 10:23 PM
Serious transfer thread, 87 posts, meh.

We've ended it as an alternative thread. It's like it was beaten 5-1. It'll never be back.

Oh, wait...

Haymaker
31-01-2018, 11:36 PM
:hyper

Smartie
01-02-2018, 06:06 PM
What is quinoa?

jacomo
01-02-2018, 06:14 PM
What is quinoa?


It’s a way for virtue-signallers to rob Peruvians of their staple food.

HoboHarry
01-02-2018, 06:18 PM
It’s a way for virtue-signallers to rob Peruvians of their staple food.
:faf: I'm going to show that to my vegetarian wife - she loves the stuff.... Bravo........ :greengrin

HoboHarry
01-02-2018, 06:19 PM
What is quinoa?
Here you go mate.....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinoa

blackpoolhibs
01-02-2018, 06:49 PM
I'm gonny have to have an apple.

I'll wait till half time, though.


Daft sod, everyone knows you have oranges at half time.

Mikey
05-02-2018, 12:59 PM
Since the OP was nice enough to give me a mention about Lennon pumping my missus.

I’d find that less of a slap in the face and than him punting our two top scorers. Aye what a manager right enough.

At least Scott Allan is back for the everyone on here to conviently forget how he treated the club like absolute dirt. He gets the great welcome back and Stokesy, who is a genuine legend, gets all sorts of abuse from people with short memories.

Allan is back until the summer and as soon as someone else gives him an offer, he won’t think twice about Hibs.

Much like yourself most of the time.

One Day Soon
05-02-2018, 01:07 PM
Much like yourself most of the time.

*opens popcorn and gets a comfy seat*