Caption Competition

[Carheenlea]

http://i67.tinypic.com/15xvj3l.jpg

[Mr White]

Even this stand is better than that thing they've been building for a year in Gorgie!

[greenlex]

They’ve just been pumped again.

[ACLeith]

Was that really the score at Murrayfield?

[Hibbyradge]

"And then he put his boaby in a dead pig's mouth".

[HoboHarry]

Aye, they've goat a genuine vomitarium. Mind you they need it, watching yon hoofbaw wide gie anyone the boak......

[Bostonhibby]

Apparently the delay doesn't matter as they've got a vomitarium, aye honestly, a vomitarium.

Sent from my SM-J320FN using Tapatalk

[Scouse Hibee]

Levein will have to do Budge again tonight.

[Fergos]

Did you see Big Marvs tweet after we pumped the yams?

[heretoday]

Then the huns started singing: "In your Murrayfield slums......"

[mca]

So the Plan is to sell Chips..

[Joe6-2]

Yes, a curve!

[Bostonhibby]

Aye, they need a couple of more weeks because the fans are now insisting she gives them a curved glass vomitarium with views of the castle. Seating optional.

Sent from my SM-J320FN using Tapatalk

[Wee Effen Bee]

...then she said to Levein, “wiz a sposed tae order the seats anaw?”

[sleeping giant]

2 up with 10 to go

[Green forever]

The Famous!!

[Green Blood]

Aye, we're having to stand George cos some cupid stunt didnae order any seats!

[O'Rourke3]

Naw, its true. Apparently Levein took the rest of the toilet paper.

[Green Blood]

Seriously George, Alec McDonald told Levein that he wid personally pull him off at half time and thats why he went awol!

[iwasthere1972]

http://i67.tinypic.com/15xvj3l.jpg

Aye the wee dug sold us a dummy. Reminded me of some of the Hearts signings back when they were using other folks cash.

[IGRIGI]

"...and then we told them it was unallocated seating!"

😄

[Green Blood]

Three seats short of 20,000 apparently and it cost them 15 million!

[johncrobertson@]

I farted in a lift today which was wrong on so many levels!

[DavidDavidGray]

‘Then they said Ross Callachan would kick Big Marv’

[Jones28]

...and then ol' Budgie said they'd have the highest capacity in Edinburgh!"

[Hibbyradge]

It's a good photo that.

She's braw, is our Leeanne.

[Wee Effen Bee]

...so Budge is bent over the boardroom table and she says to him, “Oyah Craig, that isnae ma belly button!” And he said to her, “Ah ken, it’s no ma finger either!”

[snooky]

You'll never guess who has just sold me two sets of goalposts.

[Carheenlea]

"...and then we told them it was unallocated seating!"

😄

:top marks

[spike220]

http://i67.tinypic.com/15xvj3l.jpg

....i just took a call from Lafferty's agent after the game asking if we were still interested in him!

[Bobo]

"I heard Budge was caught stealing maroon seats when she was here in August".

[hibbyfraelibby]

...ahead of us before kick off they said!

[Springbank]

http://i67.tinypic.com/15xvj3l.jpg

"...et tu brute with your vomitorium?"

[iwasthere1972]

http://i67.tinypic.com/15xvj3l.jpg

Edinburgh Castle and chips. Oh stop it.