View Full Version : First dates that go wrong
Hibbyradge
05-09-2017, 09:05 PM
Has anyone had a first date that ended as, er, differently as this one?
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-threw-poo-out-window-429022.amp
frazeHFC
05-09-2017, 09:19 PM
:hilarious :hilarious
I've heard some ridiculous first date stories but never anything as random as that.
snooky
06-09-2017, 12:14 AM
If ever somebody deserved the nickname "Winnie". :cool2:
Future17
06-09-2017, 11:03 AM
I don't understand why, if she was willing to scoop it out and chuck it, why she didn't just leave it out there and not 'fess up.
It's not as if, when encountering a bad smell in the days to come, the boy would automatically think "I bet that smell is coming from a jobbie my date threw out the window".
snooky
06-09-2017, 12:25 PM
I don't understand why, if she was willing to scoop it out and chuck it, why she didn't just leave it out there and not 'fess up.
It's not as if, when encountering a bad smell in the days to come, the boy would automatically think "I bet that smell is coming from a jobbie my date threw out the window".
It's always a little ***** that causes all the trouble.
ColinNish
07-09-2017, 08:13 PM
More sad is the fact he started a "just giving" page to pay for the smashed window.
Welt.
Mr White
07-09-2017, 08:27 PM
More sad is the fact he started a "just giving" page to pay for the smashed window.
Welt.
That's surely not as bad as rooting around in your own waste like a hog before getting yourself stuck inbetween 2 windows trying to get your hands covered in it for a second time because your aim in trying to jetison the dirty parcel in the first place was somewhat lacking in accuracy?
Fill the waste bin with water and chuck it down the pan FFS!
frazeHFC
07-09-2017, 09:16 PM
More sad is the fact he started a "just giving" page to pay for the smashed window.
Welt.
I'd be doing the same, sack paying £300 for a new window when you know the story could earn you it.
The_Exile
07-09-2017, 11:46 PM
Think the whole thing is made up. You just wouldn't take that pic and share it with the world. He's likely made a stack of cash though.
snooky
07-09-2017, 11:57 PM
S**t happens :dunno:
overdrive
08-09-2017, 01:17 PM
It is even funnier reading it on the BBC Pidgin service...
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196
pollution
08-09-2017, 04:02 PM
Think the whole thing is made up. You just wouldn't take that pic and share it with the world. He's likely made a stack of cash though.
I agree 100% with you.
And to think the BBC website had it prominently on display too! All day.
CropleyWasGod
08-09-2017, 04:04 PM
Think the whole thing is made up. You just wouldn't take that pic and share it with the world. He's likely made a stack of cash though.
The Fire Service confirmed that it happened. :greengrin
pollution
08-09-2017, 04:35 PM
Weird people. Why would anyone publicise someone else's faecal problem?
Pretty Boy
08-09-2017, 05:13 PM
The Fire Service confirmed that it happened. :greengrin
I'm sure it happened but it screams to me it was an attempt to get a story/picture viral gone wrong (or right I suppose).
There was another story a few weeks back that done the rounds about a girl who wrapped a certain waste procuct in toilet paper and put it in her handbag because it wouldn't flush. Jumping on the bandwagon of that 'success' imo.
Tornadoes70
08-09-2017, 10:33 PM
Message to brain -
Next time try the old - 'Would you like to come back to my place and see my Louis Theroux'.
If that doesn't work I'll bring out the Nick Clegg's 'Life in Politics' Dvd line.
:wink:
heretoday
09-09-2017, 08:37 AM
The whole story doesn't reflect too well on anyone really!
Pathetic.
snooky
10-09-2017, 10:18 AM
A perfect example of nobodies. wanting their face on the telly/in the newspapers/on the web at any cost.
As per usual, all it does is show a complete lack of class in themselves and the section of the populus that encourages them.
HUTCHYHIBBY
10-09-2017, 11:45 AM
More sad is the fact he started a "just giving" page to pay for the smashed window.
Welt.
It had made over £3k when I read about it yesterday, what sort of dafty gives money for that nonsense.
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