If the answer is.....

[3pm]

If the answer is 'a Hearts supporter', what would the question be?

[Bobo]

If the answer is 'a Hearts supporter', what would the question be?

1. What is the name given to someone of very low average intelligence?
2. Who was the Walter Mitty character based on?

[Northernhibee]

Who couldnae get a ride even if they were to have a million pounds tucked behind their ear?

[Thecat23]

Fred West is..

[Bob Box Fish]

Who invented a poke bum w#%€

[Pretty Boy]

Who wakes up every morning wishing their key parental influence was a Hibs supporter?

[Bostonhibby]

What is the market for this container full of plastic predatory birds that are just loading up at Shenzen docks?

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[Stuart93]

What do you call a paedophile

[Mr White]

Who celebrated for many weeks a glorious league and cup double in 1986?

[Glory Lurker]

Who came up with the ideas of Strictly Come Dancing and Bake Off?

[Bostonhibby]

Who inserts their loose change into simulations of farmyard animals?

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[fat freddy]

What do you call someone who pays for a season ticket in the seat of his choice to watch silky passing football tactically masterminded by the greatest young manager in the country at a football stadium reputed to have the best atmosphere in Europe..
But recieves for his £500 a random seat in a quarter filled rugby stadium to watch hoofball masterminded by the creator of the 4 6 0 invention ?

[Bostonhibby]

What do you call someone who pays for a season ticket in the seat of his choice to watch silky passing football tactically masterminded by the greatest young manager in the country at a football stadium reputed to have the best atmosphere in Europe..
But recieves for his £500 a random seat in a quarter filled rugby stadium to watch hoofball masterminded by the creator of the 4 6 0 inventor ?[emoji23] [emoji23]

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[Juice-Terry]

Another word for *****?

[Billy Whizz]

Who doesn't bath or shower daily...

[Callum7]

How has 7 fingers on each hand?

[Mr White]

Whose arse fell out at approximately 16.52 on 21st May 2016?

[AltheHibby]

What is easier to fleece than a dead sheep?

[KazHibby]

what you call somebody who believes the jambos wont be relegated?

[Bostonhibby]

Who thinks renting a pitch that most school teams have first dibs on means your club actually owns the facility?

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[Slavers]

Who has the dirtiest neck in football today?

[Pretty Boy]

Who now has to pay for the privilege of watching a team managed by a man who spent a May afternoon in 1986 in bed because he bottled it whilst his team mates also bottled it on the park?

[Drumlanrig]

What do you call someone who pays for a season ticket in the seat of his choice to watch silky passing football tactically masterminded by the greatest young manager in the country at a football stadium reputed to have the best atmosphere in Europe..
But recieves for his £500 a random seat in a quarter filled rugby stadium to watch hoofball masterminded by the creator of the 4 6 0 invention ?

Fantastic Fat Freddy 9/10.

I'd have given you 10/10 but I'm a pedant for i before e except after c!

[Bostonhibby]

Who has to have legs no longer than 24 inches and have a torso no wider than 12 inches to be able to fit in their seat in their new stand, if the seats ever arrive.

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[Nameless]

If a hun can't afford the bus to Glasgow, what does it become...

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[Pretty Boy]

How many people actually own Heart of Midlothian FC?

[poolman]

If a hun can't afford the bus to Glasgow, what does it become...

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A bus with a spare seat 😀

[Eire hibs]

What is the market for this container full of plastic predatory birds that are just loading up at Shenzen docks?

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[Northernhibee]

Who wishes they could retract the 1902 related texts and tweets they sent when 2-0 up after 75 minutes when Stubbsy went to Tynecastle?

[Bostonhibby]

Who wishes they could retract the 1902 related texts and tweets they sent when 2-0 up after 75 minutes when Stubbsy went to Tynecastle?[emoji23] [emoji106]

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[Billy Whizz]

Who blames Robbie Nielsen for Hibs WINNING The Scottish Cup

[Northernhibee]

If Scott "The Voice of Tynecastle" Wilson claims that the Hearts Christmas party was fully sold out, what was the actual attendance of the event?

[Mibbes Aye]

Who doesn't need to worry about whether their stand is waterproof ( it's not) because they have a reversible satin blouson to keep the damp of their shirt.

[Mibbes Aye]

Who doesn't feel a need to go the extra mile financially, to support their club through buying merchandise because they've already skimmed a whack by robbing charities?

[Brightside]

How do you stop premature ejaculation?

[660]

What is a common name for a cardigan wearing golf enthusiast?

[Northernhibee]

What was the name of the far less successful follow-up to 'Shaft' by Isaac Hayes?

[Glory Lurker]

What do you get if you mix Jeremy Clarkson and Alan Partridge?

[Craig_HFC]

Who hates their rivals more than they love their own club?

[Northernhibee]

If it's Henderson to deliver, who won't be in to sign for the parcel?

[Northernhibee]

Who's the one person even Katie Price wouldn't touch with a bargepole?

[Bostonhibby]

If it's Henderson to deliver, who won't be in to sign for the parcel?[emoji106] [emoji106]

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[NORTHERNHIBBY]

Based on the estimated size of the following of the biggest club that the world has ever seen, if you stopped any football fan in any country on the planet and asked them what they were, what is the most likely reply.

[Peevemor]

What social group was the inspiration for the book and film "Deliverance"?

[Scott Allan Key]

What watches a school playground while in their underpants from the safety of a private box on the back of a football stand with a group of likeminded individuals?

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Who never paid for the poppy they are sporting on their lapel?

[CraigHibee]

who's sister is their mother

[Northernhibee]

What's Darwin's kryptonite?

[GreenLake]

What has a brain smaller than a fruit fly and an ego bigger than Donald Trump?

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

Who came up with the name The Triangle, in a competition to name their new ground.

[lord bunberry]

Who are the stupidest most deluded idiots ever known to the human race.

[lord bunberry]

Who's the only current club with a manager who missed his clubs greatest ever chance to be the champions of Scotland, because he absolutely shat himself, literally shat himself, absolute ***** bag?

[PatHead]

Who has never sat in their team's new main stand?

[Carheenlea]

Who the **** is this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mBS-9KP7_A&app=desktop

[Mibbes Aye]

Who never paid for the poppy they are sporting on their lapel?

This.

Who never paid for their poppies?

[Eyrie]

What is the result of a lobotomy?

[Firestarter]

whst away support started singing "Stubbs, stubbsy" only for it to go tits up in the greatest manner ever?

[1875godsgift]

Who'd rather rub and buff their Rover
Than have a soapy t!t **** from Rita Ora? :dunno:

[jgl07]

The football equivalent of the sex offenders' register?

[Leith's finest]

Stuck doing a crossword puzzle and need help, 7 down, 16 letters

[Keith_M]

Who paid money for shares under Romanov but didn't actually get any shares, and then fell for the same scam to Mrs Budge?

What do you call somebody that follows a football team whose colours were created by an accident in a 19th century laundry?

What do you call a Rangers Fan without a Bus Fare?

[Keith_M]

Who cried and lost their song book when they saw this?

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/624/cpsprodpb/3D0A/production/_89762651_hibscup.jpg

[MyJo]

If you accidentally get your sister pregnant what do you call the baby?

[Col2]

Who cried and lost their song book when they saw this?

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/624/cpsprodpb/3D0A/production/_89762651_hibscup.jpg

The best so far
😂😂😂😂😂😂🏆😂😂😂

[snooky]

If you had a time machine, who would you take with you back to say, 3rd May 1986?

[Funkydunc]

Who pished the bed last nite, ended up in beside his mum and dad and is now bragging to his mates about having a "barry threesome" last night?

[Hibbycol]

Who the **** is this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mBS-9KP7_A&app=desktopI bought that cd ,funnily you could imagine he is singing about Ann budge [emoji6]

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[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Who is even easier to dislike than Russell Howard?

[emerald green]

Who is regularly spotted wearing pishy breeks?

[Mick O'Rourke]

Who in the past was likely to say...

" WE" own a bank,dont you know!

Or, on the spiralling debt question.

"We owe it to ourselves,we cannot go bust!

[Keith_M]

Whose shares are permanently "in the post"?

[RG04]

Due to the lack of seats in their new stand.....who would be first out everytime in a game of musical chairs.......

[Eyrie]

What do you call someone who prefers hoofball to football?

[Is It On....]

If the answer is 'a Hearts supporter', what would the question be?

Like 400,000 others, Mallory Martin is.....

[Is It On....]

Who is even easier to dislike than Russell Howard?

Bit nasty on Howard, Michael MacIntyre on the other hand..

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Bit nasty on Howard, Michael MacIntyre on the other hand..

Nah, the guys a bellend.

[Eyrie]

If ignorance is bliss, then who has found their nirvana?

[Bishop Hibee]

Who is the character Walter Mitty based on?

[Northernhibee]

Fill in the blank of the Fergal Sharkey lyrics now their club is having to live within their means:


____ ______ _____ these days is hard to find

[Thecat23]

Fill in the blank of the Fergal Sharkey lyrics now their club is having to live within their means:


____ ______ _____ these days is hard to find

Hiring convicted peados...

[jgl07]

What do you call a Rangers Fan without a Bus Fare?

A Motherwell supporter?

The correct question was:

What do you call a Rangers Fan without a Train Fare?

[surreyhibbie]

What's that smell?

[Crazyhorse]

Fill in the blank of the Fergal Sharkey lyrics now their club is having to live within their means:


____ ______ _____ these days is hard to find

'Tinycastle's true capacity'?

*pedantic point - The lyrics are actually by the wonderful Maria 'You gotta sin to get saved' McKee

[Keith_M]

Fill in the blank of the Fergal Sharkey lyrics now their club is having to live within their means:


____ ______ _____ these days is hard to find



"A batch of seats these days is hard to find"

[rodhibs55]

What is an Ostrich famous for?
Recognise any similarities?

[NAE NOOKIE]

Of all the football fans in the world which fan actually believes Hearts are 'famous'?

Who on earth would actually pay £4,000 for a plastic Owl?

Who would still idolise a guy who came a baw hair from destroying the club they support and dragged its reputation through the gutter?

Who's idea of their clubs status in the game is so far removed from reality it could have been made up by J K Rowling?

I'll stop now, I could be here all night :greengrin

[Northernhibee]

Who ****s vienettas?

[Eyrie]

What is the quickest way to drain a puddle?

[Joe6-2]

Who has to have legs no longer than 24 inches and have a torso no wider than 12 inches to be able to fit in their seat in their new stand, if the seats ever arrive.

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