PDA

View Full Version : NHC Wayne Rooney



Jim44
01-09-2017, 12:35 PM
Sorry if old news, but BBC saying that Rooney has been charged with drink driving.

SanFranHibs
01-09-2017, 12:49 PM
Sorry if old news, but BBC saying that Rooney has been charged with drink driving.

He will be ok though. Sure to get a favourable judge and they will just compliment each others rugs.

Colr
01-09-2017, 01:14 PM
All that money and yet he doesn't have a driver or even the number of an upmarket chauffeur service on his speed dial?

What a twat!!

jacomo
01-09-2017, 01:17 PM
Waster.

WoreTheGreen
01-09-2017, 01:43 PM
Waster.

Mybe he will get some old granny to drive him. Oh wait mybe no

Hibernian Verse
01-09-2017, 03:02 PM
All that money and yet he doesn't have a driver or even the number of an upmarket chauffeur service on his speed dial?

What a twat!!Or a Taxi

Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk

snooky
01-09-2017, 03:19 PM
He will be ok though. Sure to get a favourable judge and they will just compliment each others rugs.

In a kangarooney court no doubt.
Unless the judge is a Liverpool fan, it'll be some other poor bu66ar's fault and he'll get off.

chinaman
01-09-2017, 04:35 PM
He will be ok though. Sure to get a favourable judge and they will just compliment each others rugs.

If it's an elderly lady judge he'll be sound.
Might even get her phone number....or a ride

green with envy
01-09-2017, 05:21 PM
Mybe he will get some old granny to drive him. Oh wait mybe no

It'll no be the first time that he's had a ride of an old granny right enough.

silverhibee
01-09-2017, 05:48 PM
Seems like the drink driving is the least of his worries.

The Sun

Wayne Rooney ‘was driving brunette office worker, 29, home in her black VW Beetle when cops arrested him for drink-driving after boozy night with ex-Manchester United teammates’.

OsloHibs
01-09-2017, 06:56 PM
If this happened here- he'd be looking at prison. Wonder what will happen to him in UK?

jacomo
01-09-2017, 07:10 PM
Seems like the drink driving is the least of his worries.

The Sun

Wayne Rooney ‘was driving brunette office worker, 29, home in her black VW Beetle when cops arrested him for drink-driving after boozy night with ex-Manchester United teammates’.


Uh oh.

Hibbyradge
01-09-2017, 07:25 PM
I was told he lost £500k at a casino recently.

Iggy Pope
01-09-2017, 07:27 PM
Seems like the drink driving is the least of his worries.

The Sun

Wayne Rooney ‘was driving brunette office worker, 79, home in her black VW Beetle when cops arrested him for drink-driving after boozy night with ex-Manchester United teammates’.

Auto-correct

silverhibee
01-09-2017, 07:37 PM
If this happened here- he'd be looking at prison. Wonder what will happen to him in UK?


3 times over the drink drive limit, 2 year ban and a hefty fine. That's possibly the courts punishment.

The wife (Rooney's) could be looking at about £50m. :greengrin

Colr
01-09-2017, 07:39 PM
Seems like the drink driving is the least of his worries.

The Sun

Wayne Rooney ‘was driving brunette office worker, 29, home in her black VW Beetle when cops arrested him for drink-driving after boozy night with ex-Manchester United teammates’.

Dorsn't he know that we have segregation of the sexes here?

DH1875
01-09-2017, 08:15 PM
I was told he lost £500k at a casino recently.

Easily done.

silverhibee
01-09-2017, 09:51 PM
Auto-correct

:tee hee:

3pm
01-09-2017, 10:15 PM
I'm a big fan of Rooney but this is poor from him.

jacomo
01-09-2017, 10:17 PM
Dorsn't he know that we have segregation of the sexes here?


You're right.

Bound to be an innocent explanation.

HoboHarry
02-09-2017, 02:35 AM
I'm trying to imagine what he would say to a lady friend of that errrrr......"maturity" once they entered the parlour. Perhaps "I'm not sure what you wearing but it needs ironed"........

Hibbyradge
02-09-2017, 07:48 AM
I'm trying to imagine what he would say to a lady friend of that errrrr......"maturity" once they entered the parlour. Perhaps "I'm not sure what you wearing but it needs ironed"........

:faf:

NORTHERNHIBBY
02-09-2017, 10:13 AM
Seems like the drink driving is the least of his worries.

The Sun

Wayne Rooney ‘was driving brunette office worker, 29, home in her black VW Beetle when cops arrested him for drink-driving after boozy night with ex-Manchester United teammates’.


Daily Record says that he asked her if her boobs were real...Well he is feeling a right tit just now no doubt.

Famous Fiver
02-09-2017, 11:29 AM
The tabloids will milk this for weeks.

Pass the popcorn.................

pacorosssco
03-09-2017, 12:23 AM
[QUOTE=Colr;5159217]All that money and yet he doesn't have a driver or even the number of an upmarket chauffeur service on his speed dial?

Tube doesnt need put self in that situation

jgl07
04-09-2017, 11:32 AM
All that money and yet he doesn't have a driver or even the number of an upmarket chauffeur service on his speed dial?

What a twat!!

If you are 'playing away' you don't want witnesses.

JimBHibees
04-09-2017, 11:34 AM
If you are 'playing away' you don't want witnesses.

Indeed.

steviehibsleith
04-09-2017, 11:43 AM
Fact he hasn't got a sneaky driver/chauffeur number probably implies it's something he doesn't do regularly. Drinking too much and doing something stupid think we have all done it. Deserves what he gets for DD thats a dangerous drunken side effect


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

DarlingtonHibee
04-09-2017, 11:47 AM
Surprised he doesn't have a minder who can drive...

snooky
04-09-2017, 11:51 AM
I wonder how many celebs have got away with this type of thing in the past?
"Oh I didn't t know it was you, Wayne. On you go and drive safely. (wink, wink)"

Scouse Hibee
04-09-2017, 11:55 AM
I wonder how many celebs have got away with this type of thing in the past?
"Oh I didn't t know it was you, Wayne. On you go and drive safely. (wink, wink)"

Depends on which team the cop supports :wink:

Peevemor
04-09-2017, 12:03 PM
19312