Wayne Rooney

[Jim44]

Sorry if old news, but BBC saying that Rooney has been charged with drink driving.

[SanFranHibs]

Sorry if old news, but BBC saying that Rooney has been charged with drink driving.

He will be ok though. Sure to get a favourable judge and they will just compliment each others rugs.

[Colr]

All that money and yet he doesn't have a driver or even the number of an upmarket chauffeur service on his speed dial?

What a twat!!

[jacomo]

Waster.

[WoreTheGreen]

Waster.

Mybe he will get some old granny to drive him. Oh wait mybe no

[Hibernian Verse]

All that money and yet he doesn't have a driver or even the number of an upmarket chauffeur service on his speed dial?

What a twat!!Or a Taxi

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[snooky]

He will be ok though. Sure to get a favourable judge and they will just compliment each others rugs.

In a kangarooney court no doubt.
Unless the judge is a Liverpool fan, it'll be some other poor bu66ar's fault and he'll get off.

[chinaman]

He will be ok though. Sure to get a favourable judge and they will just compliment each others rugs.

If it's an elderly lady judge he'll be sound.
Might even get her phone number....or a ride

[green with envy]

Mybe he will get some old granny to drive him. Oh wait mybe no

It'll no be the first time that he's had a ride of an old granny right enough.

[silverhibee]

Seems like the drink driving is the least of his worries.

The Sun

Wayne Rooney ‘was driving brunette office worker, 29, home in her black VW Beetle when cops arrested him for drink-driving after boozy night with ex-Manchester United teammates’.

[OsloHibs]

If this happened here- he'd be looking at prison. Wonder what will happen to him in UK?

[jacomo]

Seems like the drink driving is the least of his worries.

The Sun

Wayne Rooney ‘was driving brunette office worker, 29, home in her black VW Beetle when cops arrested him for drink-driving after boozy night with ex-Manchester United teammates’.


Uh oh.

[Hibbyradge]

I was told he lost £500k at a casino recently.

[Iggy Pope]

Seems like the drink driving is the least of his worries.

The Sun

Wayne Rooney ‘was driving brunette office worker, 79, home in her black VW Beetle when cops arrested him for drink-driving after boozy night with ex-Manchester United teammates’.

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[silverhibee]

If this happened here- he'd be looking at prison. Wonder what will happen to him in UK?


3 times over the drink drive limit, 2 year ban and a hefty fine. That's possibly the courts punishment.

The wife (Rooney's) could be looking at about £50m. :greengrin

[Colr]

Seems like the drink driving is the least of his worries.

The Sun

Wayne Rooney ‘was driving brunette office worker, 29, home in her black VW Beetle when cops arrested him for drink-driving after boozy night with ex-Manchester United teammates’.

Dorsn't he know that we have segregation of the sexes here?

[DH1875]

I was told he lost £500k at a casino recently.

Easily done.

[silverhibee]

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:tee hee:

[3pm]

I'm a big fan of Rooney but this is poor from him.

[jacomo]

Dorsn't he know that we have segregation of the sexes here?


You're right.

Bound to be an innocent explanation.

[HoboHarry]

I'm trying to imagine what he would say to a lady friend of that errrrr......"maturity" once they entered the parlour. Perhaps "I'm not sure what you wearing but it needs ironed"........

[Hibbyradge]

I'm trying to imagine what he would say to a lady friend of that errrrr......"maturity" once they entered the parlour. Perhaps "I'm not sure what you wearing but it needs ironed"........

:faf:

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

Seems like the drink driving is the least of his worries.

The Sun

Wayne Rooney ‘was driving brunette office worker, 29, home in her black VW Beetle when cops arrested him for drink-driving after boozy night with ex-Manchester United teammates’.


Daily Record says that he asked her if her boobs were real...Well he is feeling a right tit just now no doubt.

[Famous Fiver]

The tabloids will milk this for weeks.

Pass the popcorn.................

[pacorosssco]

[QUOTE=Colr;5159217]All that money and yet he doesn't have a driver or even the number of an upmarket chauffeur service on his speed dial?

Tube doesnt need put self in that situation

[jgl07]

All that money and yet he doesn't have a driver or even the number of an upmarket chauffeur service on his speed dial?

What a twat!!

If you are 'playing away' you don't want witnesses.

[JimBHibees]

If you are 'playing away' you don't want witnesses.

Indeed.

[steviehibsleith]

Fact he hasn't got a sneaky driver/chauffeur number probably implies it's something he doesn't do regularly. Drinking too much and doing something stupid think we have all done it. Deserves what he gets for DD thats a dangerous drunken side effect


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[DarlingtonHibee]

Surprised he doesn't have a minder who can drive...

[snooky]

I wonder how many celebs have got away with this type of thing in the past?
"Oh I didn't t know it was you, Wayne. On you go and drive safely. (wink, wink)"

[Scouse Hibee]

I wonder how many celebs have got away with this type of thing in the past?
"Oh I didn't t know it was you, Wayne. On you go and drive safely. (wink, wink)"

Depends on which team the cop supports :wink:

[Peevemor]

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