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Radge70
02-08-2017, 12:38 PM
In all the excitement it’s probably gone unnoticed that the two best hair transplants in Scottish football will be playing for Hibs next year. I definitely think they will gel……….

Sean1875
02-08-2017, 12:40 PM
Haddock.

Speedway
02-08-2017, 12:45 PM
I'm Stoked that Anthony has returned to fish us out of our striker shortage and that Elvis hasn't left the building after all.

Lago
02-08-2017, 12:47 PM
Hair today gone tomorrow.

Keith_M
02-08-2017, 01:07 PM
I get the Elvis and On Fire puns but... what's with the references to Fish?

G B Young
02-08-2017, 01:15 PM
Who's the other one? Whittaker? Or don't tell me Sparky's also on his way home?? :wink:

Talking of hair, or lack of it, Boyle's game seems to have improved since he threw off the shackles of the comb-over and went for the bold SDG shaven head look.

CallumLaidlaw
02-08-2017, 01:17 PM
Who's the other one? Whittaker? Or don't tell me Sparky's also on his way home?? :wink:

Talking of hair, or lack of it, Boyle's game seems to have improved since he threw off the shackles of the comb-over and went for the bold SDG shaven head look.

Whitty has had one, but Boyle has ALSO had one, which is why its shaven at the minute. Will be grown back with a nice full head of hair :greengrin

Jim44
02-08-2017, 01:20 PM
I get the Elvis and On Fire puns but... what's with the references to Fish?

I guess you missed all the fun yesterday or is this a 'whoosh' moment for me? :greengrin

Keith_M
02-08-2017, 01:23 PM
I guess you missed all the fun yesterday or is this a 'whoosh' moment for me? :greengrin


No, I was kind of avoiding the worst of the Stokes Thread yesterday, so I wasn't sure what all the fish stuff was about.

High-On-Hibs
02-08-2017, 01:32 PM
All these bloody fish pun trawls! :grr: You're giving me a haddock!

snooky
02-08-2017, 01:34 PM
Glad he's locked in to a perm deal. Rod knows the score so probably got him at a snip.
Unfortunately we'll have to shed a few players. They'll be parting company and it's sad to see the crew cut however, we'll comb the country for another striker.
We got Stokesy and all they can do is watch highlights of Willie Bauld.

(10 hair puns in there. Time I was pun-ted :chop:)

Northernhibee
02-08-2017, 01:51 PM
I get the Elvis and On Fire puns but... what's with the references to Fish?

Kay-leigh this one to rest I think.

mutley
02-08-2017, 02:18 PM
Anyone know how much his wages will be.............must be costing us a few squid

Jim Herriot
02-08-2017, 02:57 PM
Glad he's locked in to a perm deal. Rod knows the score so probably got him at a snip.
Unfortunately we'll have to shed a few players. They'll be parting company and it's sad to see the crew cut however, we'll comb the country for another striker.
We got Stokesy and all they've can do is watch highlights of Willie Bauld.

(10 hair puns in there. Time I was pun-ted :chop:)

You hoped at least one of your puns would raise a laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. :greengrin

snooky
02-08-2017, 04:02 PM
You hoped at least one of your puns would raise a laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. :greengrin

Parr for the course.

(There's two fishy ones as a bonus for getting 0 laughs out of ten :greengrin)


ps Just got it JH :doh:
Very good :greengrin

1van Sprou7e
02-08-2017, 04:03 PM
Anyone know how much his wages will be.............must be costing us a few squid

150k

RamblingJack
02-08-2017, 05:40 PM
150k

I wonder what Salmon (d) and Sturgeon think

Hibbyradge
02-08-2017, 05:50 PM
This thread is supposed to be for puns about hair.

Folk don't bother to read the instructions. That's at the root of this.

Smartie
02-08-2017, 05:56 PM
Anyone know how much his wages will be.............must be costing us a few squid

I don't think Hibs will be in a rush to reveal exactly how much we have toupee him.

Mick O'Rourke
02-08-2017, 05:59 PM
As long as Anthony was still on Hibernian's radar
I never for one minute thought Kyle Lafferty was coming to ER
Anthony is head and shoulders above him

Of our summer signings, Anthony could well turn out to be the jewel in the crown.

Disc O'Dave
02-08-2017, 08:23 PM
I heard there was a last minute offer from Barnet

Smartie
02-08-2017, 09:23 PM
I heard there was a last minute offer from Barnet

And he turned down a decent offer from Wigan too.

Scouse Hibee
02-08-2017, 09:36 PM
And he turned down a decent offer from Wigan too.

Yes heard that too, was worried about just being a fringe player

Jonnyboy
02-08-2017, 09:43 PM
Can't wait until Stokes curls one in from the edge of the box at Greyskull

jacomo
02-08-2017, 09:53 PM
Can't wait until Stokes curls one in from the edge of the box at Greyskull


At the end of a weaving run.

Eyrie
02-08-2017, 10:22 PM
At the end of a weaving run.

Sevco would dye if he did that.

Radge70
02-08-2017, 11:22 PM
Did his deal come with the possibility of any extensions?

snooky
02-08-2017, 11:24 PM
Did his deal come with the possibility of any extensions?

Na, no deal - the discussions reached dreadlock.

Hibbyradge
02-08-2017, 11:26 PM
Are the highlights available yet?

snooky
02-08-2017, 11:28 PM
Are the highlights available yet?

Aye, they're on the main channel

Radge70
02-08-2017, 11:32 PM
Are the highlights available yet?
Ha ha! We'll see how he gets on with Lennon once he starts handing out the hairdryer treatment. Probably very well I'd expect!

The_Sauz
02-08-2017, 11:34 PM
I think I will give this topic the brush off :greengrin

snooky
02-08-2017, 11:44 PM
I think I will give this topic the brush off :greengrin

Aw, that's lousy :Ummm:

007
03-08-2017, 12:03 AM
Can't wait until Stokes curls one in from the edge of the box at Greyskull

Hopefully their new Brazilian keeper doesn't shave it.