Hair we go 2 in a row (Welcome Home Anthony Stokes Pun Thread)

[Radge70]

In all the excitement it’s probably gone unnoticed that the two best hair transplants in Scottish football will be playing for Hibs next year. I definitely think they will gel……….

[Sean1875]

Haddock.

[Speedway]

I'm Stoked that Anthony has returned to fish us out of our striker shortage and that Elvis hasn't left the building after all.

[Lago]

Hair today gone tomorrow.

[Keith_M]

I get the Elvis and On Fire puns but... what's with the references to Fish?

[G B Young]

Who's the other one? Whittaker? Or don't tell me Sparky's also on his way home?? :wink:

Talking of hair, or lack of it, Boyle's game seems to have improved since he threw off the shackles of the comb-over and went for the bold SDG shaven head look.

[CallumLaidlaw]

Who's the other one? Whittaker? Or don't tell me Sparky's also on his way home?? :wink:

Talking of hair, or lack of it, Boyle's game seems to have improved since he threw off the shackles of the comb-over and went for the bold SDG shaven head look.

Whitty has had one, but Boyle has ALSO had one, which is why its shaven at the minute. Will be grown back with a nice full head of hair :greengrin

[Jim44]

I get the Elvis and On Fire puns but... what's with the references to Fish?

I guess you missed all the fun yesterday or is this a 'whoosh' moment for me? :greengrin

[Keith_M]

I guess you missed all the fun yesterday or is this a 'whoosh' moment for me? :greengrin


No, I was kind of avoiding the worst of the Stokes Thread yesterday, so I wasn't sure what all the fish stuff was about.

[High-On-Hibs]

All these bloody fish pun trawls! :grr: You're giving me a haddock!

[snooky]

Glad he's locked in to a perm deal. Rod knows the score so probably got him at a snip.
Unfortunately we'll have to shed a few players. They'll be parting company and it's sad to see the crew cut however, we'll comb the country for another striker.
We got Stokesy and all they can do is watch highlights of Willie Bauld.

(10 hair puns in there. Time I was pun-ted :chop:)

[Northernhibee]

I get the Elvis and On Fire puns but... what's with the references to Fish?

Kay-leigh this one to rest I think.

[mutley]

Anyone know how much his wages will be.............must be costing us a few squid

[Jim Herriot]

Glad he's locked in to a perm deal. Rod knows the score so probably got him at a snip.
Unfortunately we'll have to shed a few players. They'll be parting company and it's sad to see the crew cut however, we'll comb the country for another striker.
We got Stokesy and all they've can do is watch highlights of Willie Bauld.

(10 hair puns in there. Time I was pun-ted :chop:)

You hoped at least one of your puns would raise a laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. :greengrin

[snooky]

You hoped at least one of your puns would raise a laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. :greengrin

Parr for the course.

(There's two fishy ones as a bonus for getting 0 laughs out of ten :greengrin)


ps Just got it JH :doh:
Very good :greengrin

[1van Sprou7e]

Anyone know how much his wages will be.............must be costing us a few squid

150k

[RamblingJack]

150k

I wonder what Salmon (d) and Sturgeon think

[Hibbyradge]

This thread is supposed to be for puns about hair.

Folk don't bother to read the instructions. That's at the root of this.

[Smartie]

Anyone know how much his wages will be.............must be costing us a few squid

I don't think Hibs will be in a rush to reveal exactly how much we have toupee him.

[Mick O'Rourke]

As long as Anthony was still on Hibernian's radar
I never for one minute thought Kyle Lafferty was coming to ER
Anthony is head and shoulders above him

Of our summer signings, Anthony could well turn out to be the jewel in the crown.

[Disc O'Dave]

I heard there was a last minute offer from Barnet

[Smartie]

I heard there was a last minute offer from Barnet

And he turned down a decent offer from Wigan too.

[Scouse Hibee]

And he turned down a decent offer from Wigan too.

Yes heard that too, was worried about just being a fringe player

[Jonnyboy]

Can't wait until Stokes curls one in from the edge of the box at Greyskull

[jacomo]

Can't wait until Stokes curls one in from the edge of the box at Greyskull


At the end of a weaving run.

[Eyrie]

At the end of a weaving run.

Sevco would dye if he did that.

[Radge70]

Did his deal come with the possibility of any extensions?

[snooky]

Did his deal come with the possibility of any extensions?

Na, no deal - the discussions reached dreadlock.

[Hibbyradge]

Are the highlights available yet?

[snooky]

Are the highlights available yet?

Aye, they're on the main channel

[Radge70]

Are the highlights available yet?
Ha ha! We'll see how he gets on with Lennon once he starts handing out the hairdryer treatment. Probably very well I'd expect!

[The_Sauz]

I think I will give this topic the brush off :greengrin

[snooky]

I think I will give this topic the brush off :greengrin

Aw, that's lousy :Ummm:

[007]

Can't wait until Stokes curls one in from the edge of the box at Greyskull

Hopefully their new Brazilian keeper doesn't shave it.