Girls don't like boys...

[18Hibee75]

Girls like Simon Murray.

This could be a great wee tune to sing when he scores, to the tune of the song below obviously.

https://youtu.be/T0FmGwUDFf0

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[Humo]

Saw this on Facebook earlierhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170729/273005e613100c485f1ecb8a45ffbc7d.jpg

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[RossScott1991]

Seen it get posted about, it's catchy however it needs a second line to it tho no?

someone need get creative !

[lord bunberry]

Seen it get posted about, it's catchy however it needs a second line to it tho no?

someone need get creative !
He hates hearts and Lennon thinks it's funny.

[Elephant Stone]

Girls don't like boys, girls like Simon Murray
When he takes his pants off, your bird's there in a hurry
With fiery red hair and big handsome teeth
He plays for the Hibees, he ****ing loves Leith
Girls don't like boys, girls like Simon Murray

[18Hibee75]

Seen it get posted about, it's catchy however it needs a second line to it tho no?

someone need get creative !He's the ginger Messi and makes Lafferty look a dummy? :dunno

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[seanshow]

Using the same melody as the OP above,How about?
' We don't need Boyce we've got Simon Murray, Red haired Hibee always in a hurry.

[1van Sprou7e]

I originally just posted it as a laugh so I'm surprised at how popular this chant seems to be, bet365 even tweeted it yesterday!

https://twitter.com/bet365/status/891319242624315393

But yeah I think we need a second line if we want to actually sing it

[Man Down Under]

"Hearts would buy him but they have no money"

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[JimboHibs]

Seen it get posted about, it's catchy however it needs a second line to it tho no?

someone need get creative !

Nope think it's fine with the one line,nice and simple don't over complicate it.

[SRHibs]

Hearts are ****e, Cole Stockton is a huddy.

[nonshinyfinish]

How about a second line that doesn't mention Hearts?

Just an idea likes.

[SRHibs]

How about a second line that doesn't mention Hearts?

Just an idea likes.

Go on then...

[nonshinyfinish]

Go on then...

I think my contribution to the creative process is complete.

[alihibs1]

I think my contribution to the creative process is complete.No doesn't work.

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[Broken Gnome]

At least needs two lines, to get around repetition and boredom issues.

Roughly fitting with the original lyrics....


Girl's don't like boys, girls like Simon Murrrraaayyyyy....
Simon laughs at Hearts, they're ****ing funnnnnnnyyyyy...
He plays for the Hibs and he scores all the goals.
Ginger hair on his body, should drive a Ferrari.
GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS GIRLS LIKE SIMON MURRRRRAAAAAAYYYYY.

Ginger hair referring to what's on his napper, rather than alluding to more questionable bodily hair.

[.Sean.]

Hearts are ****e, Cole Stockton is a huddy.
We have a winner. Just need the last bit now :greengrin

[Offside Trap]

How about a second line that doesn't mention Hearts?

Just an idea likes.

:agree:

"Scores a goal and all of Leith is sunny"

...and repeat...

[Hibbyradge]

Ten pints in George Street and then he'll have a curry".

Just keeping it real.

[SRHibs]

Fast as ****, he's always in a hurry.

[lord bunberry]

How about a second line that doesn't mention Hearts?

Just an idea likes.
Na I like it when they're mentioned in songs.

[Bristolhibby]

"Hearts would buy him but they have no money"

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This is the winner IMHO.

J

[SON OF PADDY]

This is the winner IMHO.

J



Yip I like it lots. 😁

[SaulGoodman]

Girls don't like boys girls like Simon Murray
Kyle Lafferty is a ****.

Does that not go? Shame

[bubblesmorrison]

He has red hair that looks like chicken curry!

[pacorosssco]

Murrays ginger hibs legend goals are his no1 intention

[calumhibee1]

He has red hair that looks like chicken curry!

Your chicken curry sounds disgusting.

[pacorosssco]

We dont care about his hair hes f... hibs hes got style hes got flair

[CraigHibee]

Girls don't like boys girls like Simon Murray
We don't care that his hair looks so funny
**** the hearts **** the huns we will beat them for fun
We've always got jambos out on the run
Girls don't like boys girls like Simon Murray

[One Day Soon]

I think my contribution to the creative process is complete.


I see you've abandoned what I regarded as one of the top five .net avatars. Great pity.

On another note, I don't think anyone here will be writing lyrics for a living anytime soon.

I'd prefer "Hearts don't pay bills, they keep poppy sellers money."

[CallumLaidlaw]

Hearts are ****e, Cole Stockton is a huddy.
or

Fast as f***, he's always in a hurry

Either of them for me.

Either that or (and I cant think of a name to finish the line off so someone may be able to help -

"Fast as F***, he scores more goals than ******"

[BegbieHSC]

Girls don't like boys, girls like Simon Murrayyyy,
Hertz are shiet, Laugherty's maw's a muckyyyyy!

[21.5.16]

Second verse should be "boys will laugh at Cathro cause he's funny" (original lyrics- boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny)

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[alihibs1]

Second verse should be "boys will laugh at Cathro cause he's funny" (original lyrics- boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny)

Sent from my SM-A520F using TapatalkGets my vote.

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[Nameless]

Girls don't like boys, girls like Simon Murray.
Worth more than gold, but he cost us no money.

[Keith_M]

Sorry if I've missed the point but, is the OP claiming that Simon Murray is not a boy?


Should he perhaps be lauded as the first girl (or transgender) to play for Hibs?



:dunno:

[Nameless]

Sorry if I've missed the point but, is the OP claiming that Simon Murray is not a boy?


Should he perhaps be lauded as the first girl (or transgender) to play for Hibs?



:dunno:
He's not a boy or a man, he's a ginger goal machine.

[Ken]

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[Ken]

Girls like Simon Murray.

This could be a great wee tune to sing when he scores, to the tune of the song below obviously.

https://youtu.be/T0FmGwUDFf0

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(tune from the 2nd chorus of the song)

Girls don't like boys, girls like SIMON MURRAAAAY

He just laughs at Hearts cause they've no money

The assists from McGinn, Swanson, Boyle and Gray and Simon Murray coolly slots them away

Girls don't like boys, girls like SIMON MURRAAAAY....


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[SolentHibee]

Just keeping it really simple and allowing it to repeat..

Girls don't like boys girls like Simon Murray
Girls don't like boys girls like Simon Murray
He scores when he wants to, he scores when he wants to
Girls don't like boys girls like Simon Murray,
Girls.....etc ad nauseum

[KinchHibee]

In honour of our potential new strikeforce...

"Girls don't like boys girls like Stokes and Murray!!!!"

[southsider]

I said earlier we need a nick-name for Simon. Well Jackie Mac called hid dad charger so mini-charger or charger-lite ?

[GreenArmyyy!]

He hates Hearts and Warburton's a f****

[alihibs1]

Stokes in on fire and Lafferty is a huddy

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[Carheenlea]

Until I'd seen a video of two guys singing the chant in a car, I'd been trying, without success to fit the lyrics into a Blur song. Hello middle age.

[s.a.m]

Until I'd seen a video of two guys singing the chant in a car, I'd been trying, without success to fit the lyrics into a Blur song. Hello middle age.

Me too.
I'd better have a look at the video then....:greengrin

[SunshineOnLeith]

I think my contribution to the creative process is complete.

Doesn't really fit the tune.

[18Hibee75]

Girls don't like boys, girls like Simon Murray.
He's the ginger Leo Messi, if you give him half a chance he'll bury.

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[Hibby70]

Until I'd seen a video of two guys singing the chant in a car, I'd been trying, without success to fit the lyrics into a Blur song. Hello middle age.
You are not alone

[Nameless]

You are not aloneThat's either comforting or nightmarish and sinister, depending on how you read it. I think the lack of punctuation actually adds to the sinister feel.

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[NAE NOOKIE]

Leave out the girls bit

'We don't like Hearts, we like Simon Murray
He's gonna score soon, yer keepers starting to worry'

:offski:

[Sean1875]

That's either comforting or nightmarish and sinister, depending on how you read it. I think the lack of punctuation actually adds to the sinister feel.

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:faf: :faf:

[Dashing Bob S]

Girls like Simon Murray.

This could be a great wee tune to sing when he scores, to the tune of the song below obviously.

https://youtu.be/T0FmGwUDFf0

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This one sticks in your head. Inspirational genius and I hope the so-called 'singing section' have the grads to go for it.