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Ozymandias
27-07-2017, 04:32 PM
Cathro is guru
Goalposts. Schematics. Blue Toon.
A conspiracy
(A haiku is a Japanese poem without rhymes. The only rules are that it needs three lines, the first and third must have 5 syllables, the second must have seven)
Mibbes Aye
27-07-2017, 04:42 PM
Cathro is guru
Goalposts. Schematics. Blue Toon.
A conspiracy
(A haiku is a Japanese poem without rhymes. The only rules are that it needs three lines, the first and third must have 5 syllables, the second must have seven)
Control the scoreline
Things are a work in progress
Laptop it's okay
portycabbage
27-07-2017, 04:43 PM
Progress progresses,
Competing without goalposts,
Peterhead better.
mixumatosis
27-07-2017, 04:45 PM
concrete floats slowly
and glass walls cannot be seen
Peterhead ya bas.
Sweet Left Peg
27-07-2017, 04:45 PM
Tynecastle slum shed
Asbestos all around us
Wish I was Hibs fan
I like the sound of this thread. Hopefully we can secure it on a long term contract.
Sweet Left Peg
27-07-2017, 04:52 PM
String backed driving gloves
Hats and scarves in jobby red
Brown and beige shell suit
Smartie
27-07-2017, 04:53 PM
Long creditors list,
Dundee two nil up at Dens,
Uh wuh, eh? Wibble.
-Jonesy-
27-07-2017, 04:54 PM
Cathro has no clue
Budge builds stadium too small
5 1 hurts no more
-Jonesy-
27-07-2017, 04:57 PM
Team is utter mince
Can't win a derby for years
Maroon looks like poo
Sean1875
27-07-2017, 04:58 PM
Too many hearts posts
Taking up the main page here
Please please make them stop
jacomo
27-07-2017, 04:59 PM
A situation
In which we control the game
But not the score line
portycabbage
27-07-2017, 05:02 PM
We are the big team
Tumescent about glazing
At least we've got chips
Jack Hackett
27-07-2017, 05:03 PM
Fill up the cash cow
We are going to give you chips
and a castle view
A situation
In which we control the game
But not the score line
The winner as it's an actual haiku and very good.
*pedant alert.
hibby6270
27-07-2017, 05:05 PM
Two nil up we're through
But for Cummings and Hanlon
Their book of songs gone
AgentDaleCooper
27-07-2017, 05:06 PM
one - neo cathro -
saw that goals are just numbers
while zion collapsed
bugger me, that was pretty pretentious :wtf: :sick:
Wee Effen Bee
27-07-2017, 05:11 PM
Cathro is guru
Goalposts. Schematics. Blue Toon.
A conspiracy
(A haiku is a Japanese poem without rhymes. The only rules are that it needs three lines, the first and third must have 5 syllables, the second must have seven)
When you're slagging off,
Losing the apostrophe
In the title helps!
:greengrin
sahpaton
27-07-2017, 05:11 PM
the situation
ehhh what what what's difficult?
first balls second balls
portycabbage
27-07-2017, 05:14 PM
Asbestos keepsakes
A plastic owl's single tear
The budget's revised
Ozymandias
27-07-2017, 05:20 PM
Too many hearts posts
Taking up the main page here
Please please make them stop
The high ground is ours
Morally and Footballing
"Pleasing" is the word
Hibby70
27-07-2017, 05:20 PM
There was a young coach from Dundee
Like a puppet would sit on Craig's knee
Small notes from above
Would show him no love
He'll soon be replaced by McPhee
Am I doing it right?
Ozymandias
27-07-2017, 05:21 PM
When you're slagging off,
Losing the apostrophe
In the title helps!
:greengrin
Respect pedantry
Accuracy is vital
The thread continues
joe t
27-07-2017, 05:34 PM
Losing many games
Harry potter's wisdom shows
Father Dougal learns
Stokesy is on fire
Their defence is terrified
Stokesy is on fire
Northernhibee
27-07-2017, 05:39 PM
Since 1902
Two nil, past eighty minutes
Oh ****, it's two two
They got Lafferty
Hibees did not want the fud
We have got Big Dave
jacomo
27-07-2017, 05:48 PM
The winner as it's an actual haiku and very good.
*pedant alert.
Thanks!
:thumbsup:
Alfiembra
27-07-2017, 06:01 PM
A bathtub for sale
a pitch with no goalposts
control alt delete
Jim Herriot
27-07-2017, 06:10 PM
:feed:
:tub4:
:blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:
Scott Allan Key
27-07-2017, 06:12 PM
Your songbook is kaput
Seven is greater than five
You're a Tynie team
rotherhamrob
27-07-2017, 06:12 PM
Two nil up in cup
Henderson to deliver
Songbook is no more
Northernhibee
27-07-2017, 06:14 PM
Everything we
Won or achieved was stolen
From kids charities
Wee Effen Bee
27-07-2017, 06:28 PM
Respect pedantry
Accuracy is vital
The thread continues
:greengrin
AltheHibby
27-07-2017, 07:39 PM
Thieving of the poppies
Losing of the two goal lead
We big team sell chips
wookie70
27-07-2017, 07:53 PM
Chips in the fryer
Football is less important
Goalposts overrated
Glory Lurker
27-07-2017, 08:02 PM
1986
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
Is It On....
27-07-2017, 08:10 PM
Control the scoreline
Things are a work in progress
Laptop it's okay
Maybe he will progress to a notebook...or as some on here believe..jotters 😂😂
jacomo
27-07-2017, 08:26 PM
1986
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
Love it!
One Day Soon
02-08-2017, 07:56 AM
Your defence is terrified and
Stokesy's on fire
5-1 won't save you now
Cathro thrown, to Wolves?
Next guy will suffer same fate
Cycle starts again
Hibbyradge
03-08-2017, 05:02 PM
You got your jotters
There's no drama, it's okay
Just apply again
Hibs Class
03-08-2017, 06:43 PM
New stand not ready
So Murrayfield here they come
Unexpected. Not.
GloryGlory
03-08-2017, 06:53 PM
Jambos are crap
No need to repeat this
Everyone knows
Northernhibee
03-08-2017, 06:53 PM
Four days to season
No manager and no stand
But, but but...5-1.
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