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fiolex1
27-07-2017, 01:13 PM
What would you suggest should be on at Edinburgh 2nd best Football Stadium?

Pedantic_Hibee
27-07-2017, 01:14 PM
What would you suggest should be on at Edinburgh 2nd best Football Stadium?

Cash In The Schematic?

fiolex1
27-07-2017, 01:15 PM
Can't pay, we'll take it away!

Bostonhibby
27-07-2017, 01:16 PM
Re enactment of how they won the war?

Re enactment of the day Romanov met the "simple fans" on the pitch?

How about a creditors meeting?

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mutley
27-07-2017, 01:16 PM
Watch the fresh paint dry......................... would be more exciting than watching them play football.

fiolex1
27-07-2017, 01:17 PM
Rogue Traders

HUTCHYHIBBY
27-07-2017, 01:23 PM
Silence of the Yams

blackpoolhibs
27-07-2017, 01:26 PM
Wee Airdrie Jambo would probably want The Flash.

The_Todd
27-07-2017, 01:26 PM
No Cash in the Attic

The_Todd
27-07-2017, 01:27 PM
Wee Airdrie Jambo would probably want The Flash.

Wee Airdrie Jambo agrees

jacomo
27-07-2017, 01:28 PM
Character comedian Ian Cathro presents his latest hilarious creation...

Football manager!

Flyman
27-07-2017, 01:29 PM
What would you suggest should be on at Edinburgh 2nd best Football Stadium?

The Glass Menagerie
The Last Stand
Nanny McPhee

MyJo
27-07-2017, 01:36 PM
A Sheep can't see the wolf for the wool over their eyes.

A dramatic re-enactment of the Romanov Revolution at Tynecastle told from the perspective of the fans. The incredible story of how 400,000 brave souls ousted the villainous pie-man after his vile plot to make the club clear its debts and live within its means by selling their beloved meccano set of a stadium and moving to a modern, EUFA compliant arena elsewhere in the city. Watch in awe as a mysterious foreign banker saviour is welcomed with open arms, the magnificent planning applications, the bloody battle with the mainsteam media, the never before seen levels of wages to income ratios and the casual acceptance of child-sex offenders before the stunning truth is revealed.....

featuring an ensemble cast of 256 Lithuanians with varying degrees of footballing ability and several thousand angry scots in period accurate blazers, cardigans and reversible satin jackets.

Kato
27-07-2017, 01:38 PM
Whatever the show it won't be a musical.

MyJo
27-07-2017, 01:39 PM
The Cathro monologues

A unique twist on the classic vagina monologues show.....this time its the fanny that speaks.

Bostonhibby
27-07-2017, 01:42 PM
The Silence of the Yams?

A farce based on what the rest of the country could see was going on during the Romanov years.

MyJo
27-07-2017, 01:43 PM
Yam Philosophy 101

If a team score more than you but only between the goalposts, have you really lost.

coco22
27-07-2017, 01:45 PM
'Puppetry of the P*nis - Levein and Cathro's relationship explained'

Bostonhibby
27-07-2017, 01:46 PM
The alternative Fringe at Tynecastle for dyslexics.


The Finger at Tynecastle. :worms:

The_Todd
27-07-2017, 01:47 PM
The Cathro monologues

A unique twist on the classic vagina monologues show.....this time its the fanny that speaks.

:hilarious

Flyman
27-07-2017, 01:49 PM
Sorry show cancelled due to late running building works.

Bostonhibby
27-07-2017, 01:50 PM
Sorry show cancelled due to late running building works.

:greengrin

Bishop Hibee
27-07-2017, 01:53 PM
Cat(hro) on a Hot Tin (PBS) Roof
Much Ado About Nothing
Waiting for Cathro (to make sense)
Any surreal comedy with a man/child football manager, his Neanderthal looking assistant and a rambling incoherent monologue.

coco22
27-07-2017, 01:53 PM
Austin McPhee's hairdressing discussion...Should I Grow in my Fringe at Tynecastle 👩🏼✂️

jodjam
27-07-2017, 02:00 PM
A Cathro-esque play on the "history of the maroon jumbo cord"

Musical interlude by Cicero

portyhibernian
27-07-2017, 02:02 PM
'Puppetry of the P*nis - Levein and Cathro's relationship explained'

:hilarious:top marks

Pete
27-07-2017, 02:06 PM
Jimeoin (it to themselves)

surreyhibbie
27-07-2017, 02:09 PM
Hello Mr Chips!

Pete
27-07-2017, 02:13 PM
Tynecastle...The stand comedy club?

fiolex1
27-07-2017, 02:28 PM
Hector Broklebank, the memoirs:
Includes "Peter Reid from Peterheid is died, Cathro must stay"

The_Exile
27-07-2017, 02:28 PM
Rudi and the Beast

fiolex1
27-07-2017, 02:30 PM
:thumbsup:
Rudi and the Beast

ancient hibee
27-07-2017, 03:09 PM
Lost.A strange group of people find themselves marooned on a building site where work is done but never finished.

Jonnyboy
27-07-2017, 03:14 PM
One for the kids - The Singing Cattle

Mick O'Rourke
27-07-2017, 03:32 PM
What would you suggest should be on at Edinburgh 2nd best Football Stadium?

That would be Ainslie Park, then!!





Fringe event at the moo camp


A prison drama

Banged up in Peterhead

Eyrie
27-07-2017, 03:34 PM
Originally posted in the Yamasaurus (#557), but sadly had to be updated for the outcome.


Yamnation of Faust - A modern take on the classic opera by Berlioz, in which an over-ambitious hoofball team willingly sells its soul to Mephistromanov in exchange for promises of football glory (featuring the "Big Team Overture"). The two combine to seduce the team's loyal fans with the famous "Champions League Duet", before deceiving them into robbing children of their piggy banks and Christmas presents (the "Share Scam Chorus"). Mephistromanov then makes off with the proceeds and abandons the hoofball team to administration. Due to the desperate efforts of the loyal fans (the heartbreaking "Cake Bake Aria") the hoofball team survives*.










*It's opera, so you sometimes miss out on a happy ending.

RoYO!
27-07-2017, 03:38 PM
'Puppetry of the P*nis - Levein and Cathro's relationship explained'

Winner!

lord bunberry
27-07-2017, 03:54 PM
The crying game. A heart breaking tale of a team futile attempt to win the league in 1986. There's bravery and betrayal and a graphic account of Craig Levein ****ting himself on the biggest game of his career.

Mellow Hibee
27-07-2017, 03:55 PM
A room without a view?

Alfiembra
27-07-2017, 03:59 PM
Dumb, Dummy and Dumberer

(Levein, Cathro, McPhee)

Smartie
27-07-2017, 04:27 PM
A very special edition of "Sister Act" coming live from a Tynecastle toilet cubicle.

Cathro is to join Radiohead on stage to perform their joint creation "It's ok, computer."

Tricla
27-07-2017, 04:27 PM
Rudi and the Beast

Lol!

hibby6270
27-07-2017, 04:59 PM
Fringe at Tynecastle?

Don't think they've resorted to doing haircuts yet to raise cash. Could be a winner.

"The Barber of TynieSeville"

SanFranHibs
27-07-2017, 05:02 PM
Fringe at Tynecastle?

Don't think they've resorted to doing haircuts yet to raise cash. Could be a winner.

"The Barber of TynieSeville"

In keeping with their new promenade overlooking the school

The Barber of Saville Row

fat freddy
27-07-2017, 06:44 PM
The Vagina Monologues....cathro waffling nonsense about his experiences and encounters in the world of grass ball with nets

JohnMcM
27-07-2017, 06:53 PM
A historical review................ "You know too, there's no more a 1902".

Sir David Gray
27-07-2017, 06:59 PM
Whatever the show is, I bet those reviewing it will say it was ok.

hibby6270
27-07-2017, 07:15 PM
:tin hat::rotflmao::rotflmao:
In keeping with their new promenade overlooking the school

The Barber of Saville Row

:tin hat::rotflmao:

Baader
27-07-2017, 07:19 PM
The Comedy of Errors
Much ado about Nothing
A Woman of No Importrance
The Three Penny Opera
Endgame
Cathy (Don't) Come Home

Hibs1969
27-07-2017, 07:35 PM
The stage adaptation of Trainspotting featuring Harry P, The Boy Cathro, Austin Mcp and Queen Anne. As directed by Danny Boyle based on the book by Irvine Welsh. Choose Life, Choose Drugs, Choose Hibs.......

PatHead
27-07-2017, 07:54 PM
Aug weidersein pet

LithgaeHibby
27-07-2017, 07:54 PM
One club's tragic tale of anguish as their 55-year wait for success in a national cup competition shows no sign of coming to an end.

Skol
27-07-2017, 08:06 PM
Fiddler on the Roof

007
27-07-2017, 08:19 PM
Ladyboys of Bangkok

Men that hide their d*cks between their legs then act like a bunch of girls for a couple of hours.

Eyrie
27-07-2017, 09:47 PM
One about their new stand - La Budgie Cage Aux Folles.

Mixu62
27-07-2017, 10:19 PM
Hello Mr Chips!

Was gonna say ChiPS the musical but this works too!

Maybe rather than a show they can just have a display of the Elgin marbles?

nickwhibs
27-07-2017, 10:59 PM
Well they can't afford to have a stand up.

CraigHibee
28-07-2017, 02:11 AM
Maybe a play "you can't make a silk purse from a cash cows ear"

Hibrandenburg
28-07-2017, 04:46 AM
Annie Baba and the Poppy Thieves.

jax67
28-07-2017, 05:06 AM
A Tax inspector calls.

jax67
28-07-2017, 05:07 AM
The 400,000 musketeers.

3pm
28-07-2017, 06:35 AM
It's not alright but it's OK.

fiolex1
28-07-2017, 08:28 AM
Cat on an asbestos roof

CMurdoch
28-07-2017, 09:52 AM
Titanic

CraigHibee
28-07-2017, 09:53 AM
Anne Budge and her enormous curtains

AltheHibby
28-07-2017, 10:45 AM
Annie Baba and the Poppy Thieves.

The winner. 😁

Green Blood
28-07-2017, 10:49 AM
The Magnificent 7

High-On-Hibs
28-07-2017, 10:58 AM
What would you suggest should be on at Edinburgh 2nd best Football Stadium?

Why? What's happening at Meadowbank?

fiolex1
28-07-2017, 12:24 PM
Come Spa with me. Starring Bubbles De Vere as Ann Budge

007
28-07-2017, 12:27 PM
Come Spa with me. Starring Bubbles De Vere as Ann Budge

It'll be a cum spa on here if/when Stokes get announced.

snooky
28-07-2017, 12:43 PM
Discarded Berra's Phoney Hearts Club Banned

GreenLake
28-07-2017, 02:18 PM
A Laff and the flukey bass

WoreTheGreen
28-07-2017, 02:36 PM
Groundhog day "but 5-1 "but 5-1 but.........