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AgentDaleCooper
20-06-2017, 02:38 PM
my mate saw them on the night bus to ingleston last night, totally smashed, saying all kinds of stuff, sounds like they've had enough of scotland and are off to get married in china and administer a state owned free spending volleyball team. terrible new if true IMO. don't shoot the messenger.

Pedantic_Hibee
20-06-2017, 02:39 PM
DBS told me this yesterday.

AgentDaleCooper
20-06-2017, 02:41 PM
DBS told me this yesterday.

I have it on good authority that DBS is actually RP and LD's join account on here.

hibee_nation
20-06-2017, 02:45 PM
Press conference at 5 tonight :agree:

worcesterhibby
20-06-2017, 02:53 PM
Petrie and Dempster away better not cost any more than 10 or they are going to be made to look fools by Dunfermline !

Dashing Bob S
20-06-2017, 03:03 PM
DBS told me this yesterday.

To be fair I heard it was Japan

CropleyWasGod
20-06-2017, 03:06 PM
Motherwell have a 200% sell-on clause for LD.

Hibeesmad
20-06-2017, 03:32 PM
500k release clause

Bostonhibby
20-06-2017, 03:35 PM
They're defecting to the yams via a dodgy week or two in a B&B in Morecambe then a stint in Tranmere and when the bag of cash runs out they'll make their move into the big time at the horseshoe shaped stadium.

Free transfer naturally.

Tried and trusted route.

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Hibbyradge
20-06-2017, 03:40 PM
Petrie said he'd crawl over broken glass to get to Beijing.

Dempster said, "Me an awe, big man."

Golden Bear
20-06-2017, 03:58 PM
Petrie and Dempster away better not cost any more than 10 or they are going to be made to look fools by Dunfermline !

I have it on good authority that between them they've pocketed the entire proceeds from the Cummings transfer hence we've seen no activity on the signing front.

It's a bloody conspiracy I tell ye, we're in need of a good revolution to get things sorted.


:grr:

SirDavidsNapper
20-06-2017, 04:00 PM
That's 5pm. Nervous

CMurdoch
20-06-2017, 04:01 PM
I have it on good authority that DBS is actually RP and LD's join account on here.

Nah, everybody knows DBS is Irvine Welsh

SirDavidsNapper
20-06-2017, 04:02 PM
Nah, everybody knows DBS is Irvine Welsh

I've heard from a reliable source he's John Leslie

GreenLake
20-06-2017, 04:05 PM
my mate saw them on the night bus to ingleston last night, totally smashed, saying all kinds of stuff, sounds like they've had enough of scotland and are off to get married in china and administer a state owned free spending volleyball team. terrible new if true IMO. don't shoot the messenger.

Hopefully he will dish out his shares before he goes.

CropleyWasGod
20-06-2017, 04:10 PM
Hopefully he will dish out his shares before he goes.

.... to Gary Locke.



Oh, you said "dish..."

SuperAllyMcleod
20-06-2017, 04:11 PM
Sorry, I'm missing the point of this thread - I know it's the close season but surely we can come up with something more amusing than this?

Dan Sarf
20-06-2017, 04:14 PM
Sorry, I'm missing the point of this thread - I know it's the close season but surely we can come up with something more amusing than this?


OK, how about this... :greengrin

18776

AgentDaleCooper
20-06-2017, 04:17 PM
Sorry, I'm missing the point of this thread - I know it's the close season but surely we can come up with something more amusing than this?

that is basically the point of this thread :aok:

hibsbollah
20-06-2017, 04:30 PM
150k is the kitty.

Pretty Boy
20-06-2017, 04:38 PM
Comedy gold right here.....

blackpoolhibs
20-06-2017, 04:53 PM
I'd settle for just half of that to be true.

Carheenlea
20-06-2017, 04:55 PM
What's the point of all this drivel? Side splitting it ain't.

WhileTheChief..
20-06-2017, 04:58 PM
OP is having a bit of a dig at recent threads and thought this would be hilarious no doubt.

ads913
20-06-2017, 05:01 PM
OP is having a bit of a dig at recent threads and thought this would be hilarious no doubt.

Kenny Millers off to tae Greggs to find oot.

AgentDaleCooper
20-06-2017, 05:02 PM
jesus christ, what a tough crowd. the subtext of my 'clever joke' is that people seem to be posting all kinds of bollocks on here as soon as they hear something from someone, usually without mentioning the source, pretty often about important members of our team leaving, and they keep turning out to be rubbish...i personally find it a bit un-nerving, and really pointless. if you hear something from a decent source, then fine, but if you just hear something on the grape vine and have no clue if it is of any substance, why bother? it just turns into chinese whispers, and whilst that is fun when it's players coming in, it's a bit disruptive when it's all about players leaving.

this said...this is a public forum, where people can spout whatever rubbish they want, so long as it's not libelous - and with that freedom, i can also start threads containing a crap joke that receives a mixed (at best) reception, and fails to make sufficiently salient the point that THERE ARE A LOT OF POINTLESS THREADS ON HERE!

:aok:

Pete
20-06-2017, 05:04 PM
I think my "East stand away to Hearts" thread will be staying in my head now.