Big News From East Mains at Five O Clock

[Dashing Bob S]

There will be parade of new faces.

[Greenworld]

There will be parade of new faces.
Tease a bit more

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[Iain G]

There will be parade of new faces.

Hopefully there will be bodies attached to these faces?

[CRAZYHIBBY]

there will be parade of new faces.

source

[SRHibs]

Every time I see a seemingly serious post from DBS I find myself rereading it multiple times to look for the joke that I've inevitably missed.

[Newry Hibs]

Lenny Henry?

[Ryan69]

There will be parade of new faces.

Where did you hear that?

[Jones28]

Every time I see a seemingly serious post from DBS I find myself rereading it multiple times to look for the joke that I've inevitably missed.

I just can't take him seriously anymore

[BT58]

Swanson and Murray ???

[Radium]

Another series of Hobson's choices ...


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[The Captain....]

Every time I see a seemingly serious post from DBS I find myself rereading it multiple times to look for the joke that I've inevitably missed.

:greengrin You're not alone there! Are these entirely new faces or is it Efe, Murray and Swanson presser.

[Jones28]

There will be parade of new faces.

Is it the team of people we are employing to keep the perimeter track free from grass growth at the bottom of the east stand?

[Salt N Sauzee]

source

Brown

[danhibees1875]

Hopefully there will be bodies attached to these faces?

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[Greenworld]

A 7 feet tall goalie signing

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[SteveHFC]

Griffiths for £150k :hyper

[AinsterHibs]

A 7 feet tall goalie signing

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With eight arms, and four legs.....fantastic signing. :)

[Captain Trips]

Hopefully there will be bodies attached to these faces?

https://youtu.be/tMcBNfhkZ-4

[ColinNish]

Kyle Lafferty apparently

[Greenworld]

Kyle Lafferty apparently
Please no

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[Salt N Sauzee]

I see DBS is currently viewing this page. Watching us in silence whilst we all scramble around for answers. Thrown a hand grenade in the room and closed the door.

[Jamesie]

Kyle Lafferty apparently

This sends shivers down my spine.

[Andy74]

This sends shivers down my spine.

Lafferty would be a significant signing for us. I don't expect he would be coming to us but no idea why we wouldn't take him.

[ArmadaleHibs]

I see DBS is currently viewing this page. Watching us in silence whilst we all scramble around for answers. Thrown a hand grenade in the room and closed the door.

💣💣🏃

[Hibee87]

Kyle Lafferty apparentlyThe guy is/was a grade A roaster. However footballing wise he would be a good player for hibs. Stands at what? 6'3 6'4 ish, his hold up play was very good from what I can remember and he can score goals.

If he can do a job for hibs on the pitch I would be happy to take him. Im sure a lot of people had the same hatred towards lennon before he became out boss.

[KSA Hibee]

Anyone think it might be Riordan ?? "I think he can still do a job for us" 🤔🙄

[The Captain....]

Kyle Lafferty apparently

It better f*****g no be. He is garbage.

[DarlingtonHibee]

Anyone think it might be Riordan ?? "I think he can still do a job for us" 🤔🙄

No.

[Heisenberg]

Saw something on twitter about new players being announced at 5, looks like a wind up.

[DarlingtonHibee]

Saw something on twitter about new players being announced at 5, looks like a wind up.

If this is a wind up then OP needs to have a good look at his posting.

[essexhibee]

When have we ever done press conferences to announce players? Every transfer window its the same thing...

[Green Blood]

If this is a wind up then OP needs to have a good look at his posting.

Totally agree, must be a wind up as op has not posted anything on the thread since! Fingers crossed I am wrong though!

[Andy74]

If this is a wind up then OP needs to have a good look at his posting.

Aye. I don't find this type of wind up about signings funny in the least.

[Real Emerald]

The guy is/was a grade A roaster. However footballing wise he would be a good player for hibs. Stands at what? 6'3 6'4 ish, his hold up play was very good from what I can remember and he can score goals.

If he can do a job for hibs on the pitch I would be happy to take him. Im sure a lot of people had the same hatred towards lennon before he became out boss.

That's exactly what I was thinking, can't stand him but would be a good signing and he would score goals. If he does sign great, if he doesn't then he can revert back to being pish. 😂

[Aldo]

IIRC we did this back in the 80's. Think it was the start of 86/87 season

Willie Irvine, Mark haughy, dougie Bell, Stuart Beedie and the other name escapes me!!


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[Aldo]

Please no

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I'd have no issue with this as long as he played well


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[mmmmhibby]

Mibby its Whitty, Lafferty, Gary Mackay Steven and Charlie Mulgrew and also Marciano. Just mibby.

[Vault Boy]

Saw something on twitter about new players being announced at 5, looks like a wind up.

Yeah the only thing I saw was a Tweet mentioning Kenny Millar which was definitely joke. Hope it's not just that.

[Real Emerald]

IIRC we did this back in the 80's. Think it was the start of 86/87 season

Willie Irvine, Mark haughy, dougie Bell, Stuart Beedie and the other name escapes me!!


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Billy Kikwood ??

[Craig_HFC]

Sure we announced 5 signings at one time under Collins.

Ma-Kalambay, O'Brien & Kerr were 3 of them. Can't remember the other 2, Torben Joneleit & Clayton Donaldson maybe?

In any case, that didn't turn out too well.

:greengrin

[Hibbyradge]

A steady stream of news about new signings would be better for season ticket sales.

Whether or not there's anything in the post by Dodgy DBSs (as he'll be thought of if it's mince).

[Greenworld]

Mibby its Whitty, Lafferty, Gary Mackay Steven and Charlie Mulgrew and also Marciano. Just mibby.
Twitter account had that ...joking I assumed

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[lapsedhibee]

Yeah the only thing I saw was a Tweet mentioning Kenny Millar which definitely joke. Hope it's not just that.

Not just a joke, it's a ****ing disgrace if we're reduced to signing Sun journalists as replacements for 20-goal a season strikers.

[Greenworld]

I'd have no issue with this as long as he played well


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Fair comment

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[Zazu62]

Pretty bad from the OP if this is a wind up likes eh

[RossScott1991]

If you look at kenny millar replying to recent tweets about the announcement

[DarlingtonHibee]

A steady stream of news about new signings would be better for season ticket sales.

Whether or not there's anything in the post by Dodgy DBSs (as he'll be thought of if it's mince).

What fake news? Let the club do their job, and announce when it is a done deal.

[StevieCowan]

IIRC we did this back in the 80's. Think it was the start of 86/87 season

Willie Irvine, Mark haughy, dougie Bell, Stuart Beedie and the other name escapes me!!


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Irvine, Caughey, Kirkwood, Beedie and the other one escapes me but it wasn't Bell as he came at the same time as Mitchell and McIntyre in Dec 87

[Green Blood]

Irvine, Caughey, Kirkwood, Beedie and the other one escapes me but it wasn't Bell as he came at the same time as Mitchell and McIntyre in Dec 87


Maybe Mark Fulton?

[StevieCowan]

Maybe Mark Fulton?

Beastie McCluskey!

[Diclonius]

I vote permaban for Bob if this is a wind up and it's just the new kit launch part 2 or something.

Plenty time for him to remove the thread. :wink:

[Green Blood]

Beastie McCluskey!


How did I forget that!

[StevieCowan]

How did I forget that!

Same here, probably the one that made the most impact which was still very little!

[Ronniekirk]

[QUOTE=Aldo;5071420]I'd have no issue with this as long as he played well


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He hasnt had a lot of game time these last few years and hence no scored many goals Not surehow old he is now but who ever we bring in we need a. Proven goal scorer and we need s partnership up front that works
So will be interesting to see who we eventually sign

[Aldo]

Beastie McCluskey!

That's the one along with Kirkwood and not Bell


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[Green Blood]

There will be parade of new faces.

Aye, Mickie Most and Lena Zavaroni

[Billychaotic182]

I asked Kenny Miller on twitter and he is unsure if there is an announcement or not. Did say we are close to at least two signings

[Salt N Sauzee]

I asked Kenny Miller on twitter and he is unsure if there is an announcement or not. Did say we are close to two

He also said to someone else that we wouldn't be waiting long for other signings.

[GreenOnions]

Is this the next step on from players' attempts to improve their looks via a hair-weave? A little extreme if so?

[Tamhere1875]

The unveiling of the new Macron signs plus the new lawnmower

[scuttle]

Saw something on twitter about new players being announced at 5, looks like a wind up.

Must be wind up ,surely we would have announced them last night at the kit launch

[Heisenberg]

In fact having re read it and noticed all the names mentioned it's definitely a wind up tweet. Maybe the OP has been duped?

[Since90+2]

The kit launch last night was as much about promoting the sponsors as it was the new kit so not sure they would have been too happy if the club announced 5 signings at the same time as it would have taken all the spotlight away from them.

Not saying that there is any announcement today but last night woudn't have been the correct time IMO.

[Vault Boy]

Not just a joke, it's a ****ing disgrace if we're reduced to signing Sun journalists as replacements for 20-goal a season strikers.

Mentioning him as being the source, FWIW. :greengrin

[Green Blood]

Meantime over at the Polished Turd Bowl the Yams are coming to terms with having to buy at their level, basement!

[SON OF PADDY]

The guy is/was a grade A roaster. However footballing wise he would be a good player for hibs. Stands at what? 6'3 6'4 ish, his hold up play was very good from what I can remember and he can score goals.

If he can do a job for hibs on the pitch I would be happy to take him. Im sure a lot of people had the same hatred towards lennon before he became out boss.


If he signs for us and scores goals, fair enough!
You're spot on about Lennon " I was one of them " we live and learn.

[iwasthere1972]

No new faces but unveiling our new chip. Big chips and triple cooked. Made fresh from "Albert's Roasters' (also know as Jambottlers 86). Free for season ticket holders too.

You heard it here first. :aok:

[Greencore]

We are donating our season ticket money to the poppy thieves?

Sacked Neil and re-hired butcher?

Rod smacked his head on the bathroom sink while hanging up a picture of our Scottish cup win and has decided to give us millions to spend?

...
Andy Gillies new team coach?!

[SirDavidsNapper]

I asked Kenny Miller on twitter and he is unsure if there is an announcement or not. Did say we are close to at least two signings

Whittaker and Marciano probably

[JeMeSouviens]

The unveiling of the new Macron signs plus the new lawnmower

Flymo Johnston?

[Dashing Bob S]

Got a call from a chum who is generally in the know about such things, telling me that there are several new signings in the offing and would be announced at 5 today. Normally take these things with a pinch of salt, but this chap rarely steers me wrong, so thought it worth a mention. He said one is Rocky, but the other 3-4 are additions from outwit the club. Wouldn't be pressed on the names.

[Jim44]

Unforgettable. - https://youtu.be/mVIJ0I4dv8I I would hate us to be linked with a muppet who can do that. If anything it was Lafferty whose head made the slight forward motion.

[Greenworld]

Got a call from a chum who is generally in the know about such things, telling me that there are several new signings in the offing and would be announced at 5 today. Normally take these things with a pinch of salt, but this chap rarely steers me wrong, so thought it worth a mention. He said one is Rocky, but the other 3-4 are additions from outwit the club. Wouldn't be pressed on the names.
Well u have us all counting the hours down till 5
Prepare for the usual onslaught if nothing announced 😂😂😂

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[Salt N Sauzee]

Got a call from a chum who is generally in the know about such things, telling me that there are several new signings in the offing and would be announced at 5 today. Normally take these things with a pinch of salt, but this chap rarely steers me wrong, so thought it worth a mention. He said one is Rocky, but the other 3-4 are additions from outwit the club. Wouldn't be pressed on the names.

The scene from outside your front window if your source lets you down:

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[Dashing Bob S]

The scene from outside your front window if your source lets you down:

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Knowing Hibs it's likely he will and we'll be a week before kick off bemoaning our lack of signings.

[Peevemor]

IIRC we did this back in the 80's. Think it was the start of 86/87 season

Willie Irvine, Mark haughy, dougie Bell, Stuart Beedie and the other name escapes me!!


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It was Caughey, Irvine, Beedie, Kirkwood & Beastie.


The EEN called them "the new famous 5" :rolleyes:.

[SouthsideHarp_Bhoy]

It was Caughey, Irvine, Beedie, Kirkwood & Beastie.


The EEN called them "the new famous 5" :rolleyes:.


I think the EEN may have got carried away with that one... 😁

[bigwheel]

It was Caughey, Irvine, Beedie, Kirkwood & Beastie.


The EEN called them "the new famous 5" :rolleyes:.

Looking back - That really is sacrilegious isn't it !

[E10 Rifle]

It was Caughey, Irvine, Beedie, Kirkwood & Beastie.


The EEN called them "the new famous 5" :rolleyes:.

Forgettable Five more likely. On the Lafferty front, how many would have had issues with Lennon as manager a while back...and so far, he's turned out alright.

Once you're in the green and white of Leith you become part of our brand story with a commitment to exciting play and proper routes in to your fan base and community. When you're in blue and white you become part of their brand story - hence why you probably go round head butting folk and diving to the ground.

GGTTH:flag:

[Tamhere1875]

Where do the people on here get all this **** from. When the club sign a player they will let the supporters know. So let's stop all this he's signing crap and let the club get on with it.

[Jim44]

Forgettable Five more likely. On the Lafferty front, how many would have had issues with Lennon as manager a while back...and so far, he's turned out alright.

Once you're in the green and white of Leith you become part of our brand story with a commitment to exciting play and proper routes in to your fan base and community. When you're in blue and white you become part of their brand story - hence why you probably go round head butting folk and diving to the ground.

GGTTH:flag:

You can't polish a cheating turd, even with a Hibs jersey.

[GloryGlory]

Got a call from a chum who is generally in the know about such things, telling me that there are several new signings in the offing and would be announced at 5 today. Normally take these things with a pinch of salt, but this chap rarely steers me wrong, so thought it worth a mention. He said one is Rocky, but the other 3-4 are additions from outwit the club. Wouldn't be pressed on the names.

Where's the guy reporting from the bushes at EM when we need him? :greengrin

[CallumLaidlaw]

Where do the people on here get all this **** from. When the club sign a player they will let the supporters know. So let's stop all this he's signing crap and let the club get on with it.

Oh behave ya big spoilsport. :na na:

Lots of folk enjoy the speculation, especially during the boredom of closed season. If you don't like that kind of thing, don't read it :wink:

[hibsbollah]

:hyper it's HIM

[James70]

Tony Hatch coming back from Australia?
Everybody needs good neighbours.

[AgentDaleCooper]

:hyper it's HIM

Leigh?! LEIGH?!?!?!

:hyper

[SteveHFC]

Leigh?! LEIGH?!?!?!

:hyper

:hyper

Riordan too.

[hibsbollah]

Leigh?! LEIGH?!?!?!

:hyper

There's nothing to suggest this isn't the case.


:hyper

[SirDavidsNapper]

Counting down the time to 5pm. Better be worth it 😉

[yonder1875]

Marciano, Whittaker, Henderson, Stokes and Moult all coming in I'd guess.

[Franck Stanton]

Marciano, Whittaker, Henderson, Stokes and Moult all coming in I'd guess.


If only. :wink:

[snooky]

Hopefully there will be bodies attached to these faces?

:faf:

[SirDavidsNapper]

Marciano, Whittaker, Morgan, Lafferty, Boyce 🤞

[LancsHibs]

Rocky, Whittaker & Stewart

[SteveHFC]

Jordy Cryuff and Jose Antonio Reyes are finally set to sign.

[CallumLaidlaw]

Rocky, Whittaker & Stewart

That would be great.

Would be nice if even 1 or 2 were announced today

[Ozyhibby]

I'm going to guess absolutely nothing will happen at 5pm.


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[hibsbollah]

Counting down the time to 5pm. Better be worth it 😉

65 minutes to go. I might rustle up a risotto while I'm waiting.

[SouthMoroccoStu]

When have we ever done press conferences to announce players? Every transfer window its the same thing...

I think we did it once.....
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[neil7908]

Marciano, Whittaker, Henderson, Stokes and Moult all coming in I'd guess.

One of the best days of my life if thats the case.

Not holding my breath though...

[neil7908]

Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, Mbappe and Griffiths

[Andy74]

I think we did it once.....
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Nah, following up with a photo shoot is common enough, we just don't do revealing signings in the first place by doing some sort of reveal at a press conference.

[Kato]

Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, Mbappe and Griffiths

Griffiths!:not worth

[Wilson]

Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, Mbappe and Griffiths

We shouldn't be wasting money on Neymar.

[WhileTheChief..]

No one else heard anything about this then??

Several players ready to be unveiled and yet not a glimpse nor a rumour anywhere else?

[flash]

The first of many pieces of attention seeking to be found every transfer window on these pages.

[guthrie01]

I think we did it once.....
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Makes me shudder looking at most of those players in the Hibs shirt. Night and day from the squad we have today thanks to Leeann and our 2 actually competent managers

[snooky]

65 minutes to go. I might rustle up a risotto while I'm waiting.

I suggest mince might be more appropriate for the occasion.

[Franck Stanton]

I'm going to guess absolutely nothing will happen at 5pm.


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Unfortunately, I tend to agree with you. Still, we live in hope eh.

[The Leith Dutch]

Where do the people on here get all this **** from. When the club sign a player they will let the supporters know. So let's stop all this he's signing crap and let the club get on with it.

You're quite right that the club will let supporters know but given that why read a thread during the closed season on transfers instead of just checking the club website?

[hibsbollah]

Thirty four minutes now. I'm putting a pot of coffee on.

[Green Blood]

I suggest mince might be more appropriate for the occasion.

tripe more like!

[E10 Rifle]

Any updates on the risotto?

[Keith_M]

The judging panel is ready and waiting...


https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PhksIEm-uDg/hqdefault.jpg

[California-Hibs]

I think we did it once.....
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*shudders*

[Pretty Boy]

Just got 'the look' off the boss for being on my phone at work.

Will be worth the unemployment when the big reveal happens though.

[Billychaotic182]

Think we would have had a wee leak by now if this was true. Surely a paper would have picked it up

[matty_f]

Just got 'the look' off the boss for being on my phone at work.

Will be worth the unemployment when the big reveal happens though.

My boss said I'm spending too much time on hibs.net.

Hold on, he's saying something else now..

[Green Blood]

Think we would have had a wee leak by now if this was true. Surely a paper would have picked it up


I had a wee leak when I seen that pic of Fenlon's signings!!

[Franck Stanton]

Just got 'the look' off the boss for being on my phone at work.

Will be worth the unemployment when the big reveal happens though.


You heard anything TC ? You usually have your finger on the pulse.

[HibbySpurs]

I'm in Menorca and it's already past half 5.... what's the hold up :greengrin

[Brightside]

There is no press at HTC.

[therealgavmac]

My boss said I'm spending too much time on hibs.net.

Hold on, he's saying something else now..

:faf:

[Juice-Terry]

There is no press at HTC.


:boo hoo: Not good.

[Green Blood]

And the Hibs Net knob of the week is................................................ ...........

[hibby6270]

I'm away to look out my yellow transfer window neck tie. :greengrin

[Viva_Palmeiras]

There is no press at HTC.

Who needs press when HibsTv can cover the exclusives?

[Hibee87]

There is no press at HTC.

I feel Dashing Bob should be shamed. 18750

[happiehibbie]

Well its nothing to do with JC i just saw him in the petrol station at sighthill

[Wilson]

There is no press at HTC.

We will just have to parade the signings in crumpled trousers.

[Hibbyradge]

I'm in Menorca and it's already past half 5.... what's the hold up :greengrin

I'll be joining you next weekend 👍

[DarlingtonHibee]

There will be parade of new faces.

Dbs what is the latest?

[Green Blood]

I feel Dashing Bob should be shamed. 18750


Dashing Bob Hopes!!

[Haymaker]

:hyper it's HIM

:hyper

[GordonHFC]

Perhaps this is actually down Gorgie way and the word is new 'Faeces' ?

[Brightside]

This whole thing is surely not based on the tweet from Callum Kane??? :greengrin:greengrin

[Greenworld]

See the Gallows are being put up at the grassmarket dashing Bob no more at 5.30

[Andy74]

This whole thing is surely not based on the tweet from Callum Kane??? :greengrin:greengrin

Looks like it.

[SirDavidsNapper]

Thank goodness for the ITK guys. 9 mins till the big news!

[CropleyWasGod]

This whole thing is surely not based on the tweet from Callum Kane??? :greengrin:greengrin

..which Kenny Millar has just called a wind-up. :cb

[Sean1875]

Less than 10 minutes to go. Im a shaking mess at my desk in work.

[SouthMoroccoStu]

See the Gallows are being put up at the grassmarket dashing Bob no more at 5.30

I'd say 5:05pm

[snooky]

We will just have to parade the signings in crumpled trousers.

:tee hee: .... and I thought we had a decent Board as well.

[Aldo]

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Not long now DBS!!

[lord bunberry]

I've just quit my job which in turn will cost me my house and marriage, but there's no way I'm missing this. I've never felt this alive.

[H18 SFR]

Tick-tock, 6 mins. Buzzing for the announcement.

[Brightside]

..which Kenny Millar has just called a wind-up. :cb

Ofcourse it is....Kano is at it all day.

[Golden Bear]

My pneumatic underpants are being severely tested right now.

[Keith_M]

Just in case anybody wants to buy one (https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Agricultural-tools-hardware-pitchfork-farming-fork_60574744451.html?s=p)

[livi hibs 1875]

When does the drumroll start

[Sean1875]

Oh my god 1 minute

[SirDavidsNapper]

Buzzing

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Dit-dit-dit
BEEEP!

[Callum_62]

Eden Mill join as sponsor!!!!

Unbelievable Jeff


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[Greencore]

Oh my god hibs have signed... no one?

[AgentDaleCooper]

Eden Mill join as sponsor!!!!

Unbelievable Jeff


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NO WAY BETTER THAN I DARED HOPE!!!!!
:hyper

[Viva_Palmeiras]

In fairness he was just passing on what he'd been told ;)

[livi hibs 1875]

Boooooooooooooooooooooo .
Hang him

[Golden Bear]

What position does this Eden Mill chap play. Is he a colleague of yours DBS?

[Aldo]

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[SirDavidsNapper]

No news is better than bad news. Well done Hibs!

[Keith_M]

https://alexhughescartoons.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/2002-11-08-Damp-Squib.jpg

[Viva_Palmeiras]

His radar has been a bit off track since he took a kick to the knackers
for looking up pic of Mrs Marciano's photo shoots.

[Real Emerald]

What position dos this Eden Mill chap play. Is he a colleague of yours DBS?

No idea but it's surely the tonic we've been waiting for. 👍

[WoreTheGreen]

What position dos this Eden Mill chap play. Is he a colleague of yours DBS?

Think wev'e signed the wrong brother Pebble is beter

[Smartie]

What position dos this Eden Mill chap play. Is he a colleague of yours DBS?

Fair play to DBS, I think I've only ever seen Rocky's wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones and David Gray manage to simultaneously arouse more Hibbies.

[Andy74]

Hibs making the most of it I suppose.

[snooky]

We're looking in the wrong place maybes :dunno:
http://eastmainsbc.com/

[Juice-Terry]

:blah::boo hoo::grr:

[Keith_M]

We're looking in the wrong place maybes :dunno:
http://eastmainsbc.com/


The return of the messiah?

[Jim44]

Eden Mill ....... would you Adam and Eve it?

[SouthMoroccoStu]

His radar has been a bit off track since he took a kick to the knackers
for looking up pic of Mrs Marciano's photo shoots.

Worth it though

[staunchhibby]

just need :aok:to take that one on the gin

[H18 SFR]

Another run of the mill day with no developments.

[portycabbage]

Eden Mill ....... would you Adam and Eve it?

Would have preferred Eden Hazard but I'll take it.

[Pete70]

The return of the messiah?

He not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

[GloryGlory]

just need :aok:to take that one on the gin

It was a DBS gin trap for the unsuspecting on here. :greengrin

[cabbageandribs1875]

this is Proof, if needed, that boab's drinking during the day now :greengrin

[Zazu62]

Well this is pish

[hibee316]

Just seen DBS with a crate a gin.

Said something about payment for a viral advertising campaign?!

:)

[hibsbollah]

You heard anything TC ? You usually have your finger on the pulse.

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[Golden Bear]

I'm sure DBS is Lord Foulkes in disguise.


:greengrin

[hibsbollah]

Any updates on the risotto?

Not good. Unlike Dashing Bob, I neglected my stirring. Its gone all lumpy and disappointing.

[Thecat23]

You heard anything TC ? You usually have your finger on the pulse.

All very quiet today, don't think we'll wait long though! I'll post anything I hear.

[hibsbollah]

don't think we'll wait long though!

It IS him!

:hyper

[Bostonhibby]

Not good. Unlike Dashing Bob, I neglected my stirring. Its gone all lumpy and disappointing.
A bit like a yam honeymoon night?☺

I'm offski

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[Jag7]

Does DBS stand for Daily Bull S **t
😂

[Bostonhibby]

Hugely tactical. The yams smashed the big red coo open at five to five expecting to have to outbid us on some no mark player. Job done.

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[keep the faith]

Thinking of you at this difficult time DBS.

Kind regards

KTF

[Dashing Bob S]

Mea culpa chaps. My normally reliable source tells me was stitched up like a kipper by a prankster. I got rather excited and passed along the info in good faith. I won't be posting any more groundless rumors bar the one of the android Teresa May picking up a horrible virus after cybersex with Ian Cathro's laptop.

[Jag7]

Mea culpa chaps. My normally reliable source tells me was stitched up like a kipper by a prankster. I got rather excited and passed along the info in good faith. I won't be posting any more groundless rumors bar the one of the android Teresa May picking up a horrible virus after cybersex with Ian Cathro's laptop.

More lies 😂😂😂

[Bostonhibby]

More lies 😂😂😂
Indeed, cannae see big Teresa being strong and stable with wee father dougal.

It's just wrong on so many levels

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[wpj]

Indeed, cannae see big Teresa being strong and stable with wee father dougal.

It's just wrong on so many levels

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Perhaps weak and wobbly?

[Bostonhibby]

Perhaps weak and wobbly?
😀

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[Is It On....]

There will be parade of new faces.

Edinburgh's latest gangsters?

[Tamhere1875]

Lies . Net again

[Tamhere1875]

Time the fannys running this load of **** did something about it ... But they won't because the posters one of the boys.

[Pretty Boy]

Time the fannys running this load of **** did something about it ... But they won't because the posters one of the boys.

I often find calling someone a fanny is a good way to get them to do what you want.

[lyonhibs]

Time the fannys running this load of **** did something about it ... But they won't because the posters one of the boys.

You are, of course, verily welcome to jog on from this "load of *****" at a time of your choosing

[wpj]

Time the fannys running this load of **** did something about it ... But they won't because the posters one of the boys.

How does one become one of the boys?

[hibsbollah]

Mea culpa chaps. My normally reliable source tells me was stitched up like a kipper by a prankster. I got rather excited and passed along the info in good faith. I won't be posting any more groundless rumors bar the one of the android Teresa May picking up a horrible virus after cybersex with Ian Cathro's laptop.

Theresa May's Blue Waffle :agree:

[Vault Boy]

Lies . Net again


Time the fannys running this load of **** did something about it ... But they won't because the posters one of the boys.

I would rather read some rumours that end up being false than have nothing but the 7 or 8 official posts by Hibs to wait for all summer.

[FranckSuzy]

Lies . Net again

Some of us enjoy the rumours as, after all, we can't all be friends with one of the Directors :wink:

[Just Alf]

Time the fannys running this load of **** did something about it ... But they won't because the posters one of the boys.

I am DBS!!! :agree:
:flag::flag:

[blackpoolhibs]

I love a good rumour, and love it even more when its all been bull.

So in effect i love a good fanny. :top marks

[Bostonhibby]

Time the fannys running this load of **** did something about it ... But they won't because the posters one of the boys.
Well that seals it for me, trumpesque. Over to the "fannys" to sort this one out.

Fannies on all sites I suppose.

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[lord bunberry]

Time the fannys running this load of **** did something about it ... But they won't because the posters one of the boys.

You're taking this badly aren't you.

[lapsedhibee]

Time the fannys running this load of **** did something about it ... But they won't because the posters one of the boys.

Admin pricks can't also be fannies (or in your language fannys). It's illogical captain.

[SRHibs]

Admin pricks can't also be fannies (or in your language fannys). It's illogical captain.

In this day and age you can be anything you want to be!

[snooky]

Well that seals it for me, trumpesque. Over to the "fannys" to sort this one out.

Fannies on all sites I suppose.

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Are we talking about the USA (as you mention trumpesque) or UK definition of this endearment?
(i.e. front or rear?)

[Bostonhibby]

Are we talking about the USA (as you mention trumpesque) or UK definition of this endearment?
(i.e. front or rear?)
Either would seem to fit

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[Haymaker]

I often find calling someone a fanny is a good way to get them to do what you want.

I have found Calling them Pwicks and posting :hyper a lot seem to get their attention quickly.

[snooky]

Either would seem to fit

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Each to his own, I suppose. :wink:

[Dashing Bob S]

Time the fannys running this load of **** did something about it ... But they won't because the posters one of the boys.

That's wonderful to know! I always fancied myself as a poster boy.

[Billy Whizz]

That's wonderful to know! I always fancied myself as a poster boy.

That's at least confirmed one thing, never knew if you were a boy or a girl🤣
Not that it matters

[J-C]

That was a good 10 mins laugh, thanks to all the fanniea and pricks on this site 🤣

[lucky]

Time the fannys running this load of **** did something about it ... But they won't because the posters one of the boys.

FFS chill out. This is just a fans forum. It's not that serious maybe chill out a bit. As for DBS his posts are normally tongue in cheek but it appears one of his mates got one over him. It's no major x

[Pete]

How does one become one of the boys?

Drop one of the admins a PM.

Before you do, ask yourself if you're ready for decades of surpessed memories.

[DaveF]

Time the fannys running this load of **** did something about it ... But they won't because the posters one of the boys.

If you stop posting then that will be one less fanny about the place. Win win.

Bore off.

[Haymaker]

Drop one of the admins a PM.

Before you do, ask yourself if you're ready for decades of surpessed memories.

The hot poker's broke me. Still scream when I see a fireplace.

[Hibrandenburg]

Anyone ever seen Bob and Sergey in the same room? :hmmm:

[Salt N Sauzee]

Time the fannys running this load of **** did something about it ... But they won't because the posters one of the boys.

U ok hun?

[TRC]

U ok hun?


Think he needs a pm

[Haymaker]

Think he needs a pm

Oooh, I'll take a PM if there's some going about

[Mantis Toboggan]

Time the fannys running this load of **** did something about it ... But they won't because the posters one of the boys.

Get a ****ing grip.
At least we have learned today that fanny gets through the swear filter. Excited.

[Scouse Hibee]

Think he needs a pm

Think he's on a PMT!

[ian cruise]

To be honest, this was one of the better threads of the last week. Much more enjoyable that three pages of panto style "we can afford 500k", "oh no we can't".

We're victims of our own success, after being a bit of a basket case for a while the club are now conducting things a little more hush hush and signings have been getting done earlier or are important enough to take a bit more time rather than a video on YouTube of a Dutch box to box maestro. Additionally Hibs.net also suffers from its success, we used to get lots of bona fide rumours from good sources, which lead many new faces to the board however the increase in traffic meant those wee pieces of inside info were public very quickly, leading to less info being shared (nevermind if the info never panned out as the poster suspected)

[Jag7]

All a good laugh, how many times does someone post things on here that fail to materialise .. probably a lot more than those that are spot on 😂

[Pedantic_Hibee]

It had a touch of the bi-annual deadline day thread about it. I'm a fan.

[hibsbollah]

It had a touch of the bi-annual deadline day thread about it. I'm a fan.

Its easy to be a fan when you haven't got arborio rice splattered all over your kitchen walls. I hear someone on the PM board got yesterday's date added to his Sparky tattoo with the words 'the second coming' added underneath.

[E10 Rifle]

Its easy to be a fan when you haven't got arborio rice splattered all over your kitchen walls. I hear someone on the PM board got yesterday's date added to his Sparky tattoo with the words 'the second coming' added underneath.

If your rice is on the walls I'd suggest you were probably stirring things a bit too much...wholly appropriate for this thread.

[Haymaker]

Its easy to be a fan when you haven't got arborio rice splattered all over your kitchen walls. I hear someone on the PM board got yesterday's date added to his Sparky tattoo with the words 'the second coming' added underneath.

Dude, I asked for that to stay on the PM board.

[hibsbollah]

Dude, I asked for that to stay on the PM board.

:hyper

[Keith_M]

So I just heard from a reliable source that absolutely NO new signings will be announced at 5pm today.




Don't shoot the messenger.



:duck:

[brog]

Admin pricks can't also be fannies (or in your language fannys). It's illogical captain.

They could be a tranny fanny! Personally if i was an admin prick i might prefer that revised description!

[Haymaker]

:hyper

Luckily it was my best pals birthday yesterday so I can use that as an excuse for the date and he'll be back one day so I won't necessarily need that removed...