I've found a great song the yams could sing for Cole Stockton. (Video provided)

[Brussel Patepy]

This is the video of the song.


https://youtu.be/rUk7XXAFFpw

I've altered the Song Lyrics for them:

'Hoofball Cole Stockton'

hoofball Cole
i got a hoofball Cole
i love the hoofball Cole, Cole Stockton, ooo ooo ooooh.

hoofball Cole
i love the hoofball Cole
i love the hoofball Cole, Cole Stockton, ooo ooo ooooh.

yams and Jambo fuds
i would like to tell you
a little story about the first time
that i went to a hoofball game at the pink bus shelter

well, that one official yam
he hoofed the ball up into the air
and the really big man, he hoofed the ball down to the little man
and the little man, he hoofed that hoofball
and he was dribbling on it back and forth
on the ploughed field as fast as he could
and he was drooling on the ball
and hoofing the ball off to his teammates
and he could hoof divots from anywhere
and he made them all and and that man's name was

hoofball Cole
i got a hoofball Cole
i love the hoofball Cole, Cole Stockton, ooo ooo ooooh.

hey Ian Cathro, sing this with me one time

hoofball Cole
i got a hoofball Cole
i love the hoofball Cole, Cole Stockton, ooo ooo ooooh.

hey Ian, that's pretty good

and then there was this other time
that i went to the bus shelter
to see the utah ***** Cole Stockton do his thing
and Cole Stockton was hoofin the ball behind his back
to Slack Hamilton and through the refs legs to
diving Jamie Walker
he made every tae punt hoof he made
and he was hoofin so high he was scuffing the bus shelter with his divots
and he was dribbling on the ball with his drool
he howked 28 hoofs like, like in one minute
and he broke hoof records all over the feild
so everyone in the bus shelter was going crazy
going crazy for the man they called

hoofball Cole
i got a hoofball Cole
i got a hoofball Cole, Cole Stockton, ooo ooo ooooh.

okay coach Jesus MacPhee has been practicing, try it one more time, here we go...

hoofball Cole
i got a hoofball Cole
(nevermind coach Jesus)
i love the hoofball (no, stop. stick to coaching fuds) Cole, Cole Stockton,(now eat a timeout coach, stop it. nevermind, see, okay) ooo ooo ooooh.

then it was sunday afternoon
(oooohhh)
coach..

and, and the yams all-star game was on
and Perry Kitchen sink was there
and Dross Tziolis was there
and Sam Nicholson and, and that diving gimp guy
and, and then the staduim announcer Scott Wilson
he took the microphone in his hand
and he said, five hundred thousand munters and mutants
i want to introduce to you
the newest punt yam in all the world,
in all the SPL, in all the universe
and the man we're talking about, yeah!

hoofball Cole
i got a hoofball Cole
i got a hoofball Cole, Cole Sockton, ooo ooo ooooh.

okay Cathro, coach Jesus, yam Budge, sing along here

hoofball Cole
i got a hoofball Cole
i got a hoofball Cole, Cole Stockton, ooo ooo ooooh.

okay, the lump of wood 14th red card hoof society, here we go

hoofball Cole
i got a hoofball Cole
(ahh, everybody singin)
i got a hoofball Cole, Cole Stockton, ooo ooo ooooh.

(okay, comeone everybody droolin in your pink seats, everybody join in, sing along)

hoofball Cole
i got a hoofball Cole
(come on hot Budge, you got to love it baby)
i got a hoofball Cole, Cole Stockton, ooo ooo ooooh.

(okay, okay, if you're a utah ***** fan, you should be singing now)
hoofball Cole
i got a hoofball Cole
(come on governor Levein, come on laptop)
i got a hoofball Cole, Cole Stockton, ooo ooo ooooh.

oh man, you guys are great
you're munterful
thanks for helping us sing the hoofball Cole Stockton song
go, hoof, win
bye