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The Rebel
19-04-2017, 10:50 PM
My money's on a kiss the physio for a pound day. Even if half the 400,000 famous fans turn up, that's a sizeable donation. May get this stand up yet, or even add some fixtures and fittings!

Bostonhibby
19-04-2017, 10:53 PM
Yam mouthwash? Made from ground up asbestos from the famous old atmospheric stand roof and a deep reddish brown colour just because they know they can get away with it?

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...WentToMowAnSPL
19-04-2017, 10:59 PM
Paint the stairs day... So yams can go tumbling down

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NAE NOOKIE
19-04-2017, 11:01 PM
Their soul ............ oh wait, done that already :greengrin

HFCdeb
19-04-2017, 11:01 PM
Word of the day toilet paper - written by Ian Cathro himself.

HibeeMackenzie
19-04-2017, 11:06 PM
Their songbook?

jacomo
19-04-2017, 11:14 PM
Dinner with Ann Budge. But they have to pay.

Vault Boy
19-04-2017, 11:14 PM
Might as well sell their spot in the Scottish Cup each season to one of the teams in the lower divisions, it's not like they're using it

NAE NOOKIE
19-04-2017, 11:16 PM
Might as well sell their spot in the Scottish Cup each season to one of the teams in the lower divisions, it's not like they're using it

:faf: ..... brilliant

Dunbar Hibee
19-04-2017, 11:18 PM
Paint the stairs day... So yams can go tumbling down

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Better keep Robbo away.

Viva_Palmeiras
19-04-2017, 11:27 PM
Put the tail on the donkey £5 a pop. The only trouble is which one of the donkeys? Cathro probably

0762
19-04-2017, 11:30 PM
What will they sell next?


Given that they already sold their souls to the Devil when Mad Vlad came in I'm convinced they'd sell their children given half a chance.
Classless bunch of Inland Revenue Fraudsters and Charity Thieves.

lord bunberry
20-04-2017, 12:33 AM
Callum Paterson oh wait.....

rotherhamrob
20-04-2017, 05:22 AM
Note pads and a week in nanny mcphees cave.

Leith's finest
20-04-2017, 05:27 AM
Video january 1st 1973 including scenes from the dressing room that have not been seen before

blackpoolhibs
20-04-2017, 05:36 AM
Rudi Skacel nose gravy, the yams will lap it up.

lyonhibs
20-04-2017, 05:55 AM
I was going to propose the family silver but I'm not sure Budge and Levein's silver from the Gorgie Farm Annual Jamboree 3 legged race would fetch much.

Plus it's about the only silverware Levein has won in his 40 odd years in football so it's probably not for sale.

RoYO!
20-04-2017, 06:23 AM
Are they still going with the 'Queen Ann' stuff over there?

Would be an interesting marker to see if they can still stomach calling her that!

MurrayfieldHibs
20-04-2017, 06:33 AM
Training courses "Finance for non financial people (yam version)" :wink:

21sMay
20-04-2017, 06:34 AM
Gary's medals ......or maybe not

GreenLake
20-04-2017, 12:05 PM
Dinner with Ann Budge. But they have to pay.

A packet of sunflower seeds doesn't cost much.

lucky
20-04-2017, 12:08 PM
All this fundraising is hardly going help pay for the stand. Even if it goes fantastically well they won't raise £50k

007
20-04-2017, 12:21 PM
"Favours" from the player of your choice.

Bristolhibby
20-04-2017, 12:23 PM
I was going to propose the family silver but I'm not sure Budge and Levein's silver from the Gorgie Farm Annual Jamboree 3 legged race would fetch much.

Plus it's about the only silverware Levein has won in his 40 odd years in football so it's probably not for sale.

Did Admiral Vlad not nick all the silverware when he abandoned ship?

Particularly their trophy replicas.

J

overdrive
20-04-2017, 12:23 PM
Their dignity... oh sorry, that's long gone.

Bad Martini
20-04-2017, 12:31 PM
The question would infer that they still actually have/own anything that they could conceivably sell, that someone would actually wish to purchase :greengrin

...meanwhile, the ovens are turned on and purveyors of icing sugar, flour and eggs are in for a bumper summer :greengrin:cb

Craig_HFC
20-04-2017, 12:32 PM
Maybe they'll sell the poppies they stole.

I also think they've been doing a sponsored silence at Tynecastle for most of this season; that's got to have raised some decent money.

CraigHibee
20-04-2017, 12:36 PM
an overnight date with anne budge... not sure there would be many takers but it would make a change from their sister :greengrin

Since90+2
20-04-2017, 12:43 PM
They could stick fat Robbo in the stocks before the next home game and chuck pies at him for a pound. He would be delighted and the club would scrape together another couple of hundred quid so everyones a winner.

Smartie
20-04-2017, 12:50 PM
"What the beautiful people will be wearing this winter"

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Drumlanrig
20-04-2017, 02:32 PM
Their ars* ?

Kato
20-04-2017, 02:58 PM
Their ars* ?

They won't get much - "For parts or not working".

JimBHibees
20-04-2017, 03:01 PM
Their ars* ?

Romanov already bought it. :greengrin

Archie70
20-04-2017, 03:29 PM
More poppies

Viva_Palmeiras
20-04-2017, 03:33 PM
Invisible share certificates.

AltheHibby
20-04-2017, 03:34 PM
Their timeshare training slots at Heriot Watt?

mixumatosis
20-04-2017, 04:28 PM
My money's on a kiss the physio for a pound day. Even if half the 400,000 famous fans turn up, that's a sizeable donation. May get this stand up yet, or even add some fixtures and fittings!

What does the physio look like ? Good looking fella ?

21.05.2016
20-04-2017, 04:41 PM
Some yams on social media furious that Budge is just renting the yacht for new stand cash and saying "why isn't she selling the whole thing to pay for the stand?"

Why the **** should she?! Its her yacht, she bought with her own money, why should she sell it to fund your ****ty wee stand. They aren't used to having a owner that isn't going to spoil them rotten by throwing endless amounts of cash at them clearly.

Kato
20-04-2017, 04:43 PM
Some yams on social media furious that Budge is just renting the yacht for new stand cash and saying "why isn't she selling the whole thing to pay for the stand?"

Did anyone ask why they aren't selling their yachts?

21.05.2016
20-04-2017, 04:44 PM
Their songbook?

Why would anyone want to buy a postit note?!

WeeRussell
20-04-2017, 10:32 PM
Genuinely thought this was a thread about us bringing out championship winning t shirts in the shop haha.

Happy to read multiple posts sticking the boot into that shower instead :)