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lord bunberry
24-03-2017, 08:03 PM
It's probably nothing, but we'll just do a quick prostate examination just to be sure.:rolleyes:
whats yours?
snooky
24-03-2017, 08:16 PM
I've got us tickets for my work's dance.
Killiehibbie
24-03-2017, 09:44 PM
Is that it?
lord bunberry
24-03-2017, 09:54 PM
We're you at the game today.
lord bunberry
24-03-2017, 09:55 PM
Remember I said my daughter was doing sponsored walk.
Pedantic_Hibee
24-03-2017, 09:58 PM
I once went with a black guy.

I hate my dad sometimes.
EH6 Hibby
24-03-2017, 10:12 PM
It's probably nothing, but we'll just do a quick prostate examination just to be sure.:rolleyes:
whats yours?

Your brother talking about his prostate.
Scouse Hibee
24-03-2017, 10:17 PM
It's terminal.
snooky
24-03-2017, 11:16 PM
"Sit down, I've got something to tell you."

Similarly .....
"Remember when you said it was about time we got another car."
Time For Heroes
25-03-2017, 12:42 AM
Skacel has just signed for Hibs
bingo70
25-03-2017, 07:14 AM
There's only one team winning this now......

I like how we've got a good reliable keeper that doesn't make mistakes now......
lord bunberry
25-03-2017, 07:21 AM
I'll see if my mum wants to come with us.
snooky
25-03-2017, 09:30 AM
"Mr Speaker, your ballop's open".
Hiber-nation
25-03-2017, 10:30 AM
It's your turn to drive.
Dan Sarf
25-03-2017, 02:58 PM
We got Celtic in the semi
Just Alf
25-03-2017, 04:14 PM
You've only got a semi! :-(

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lord bunberry
25-03-2017, 06:14 PM
Is that it!!!
snooky
25-03-2017, 06:14 PM
The referee for the final is Craig Thomson.
Hibrandenburg
25-03-2017, 06:33 PM
I thought it was only a fart!
DH1875
25-03-2017, 11:27 PM
I'm pregnant but I dont think its yours so your gonna have to wait 9 months to find out.
DH1875
25-03-2017, 11:29 PM
I'm pregnant but I dont think its yours so your gonna have to wait 9 months to find out.


We are going on the Jeremy Kyle show.
Dan Sarf
26-03-2017, 10:58 AM
Let's hear what Terry thinks...
snooky
26-03-2017, 11:51 AM
Crack!!!!
(when playing football)
Scouse Hibee
26-03-2017, 06:26 PM
Neighbours headboard followed by screams of pleasure.
Lancs Harp
26-03-2017, 11:18 PM
Russian/Lithuanian billionaire takes over Hearts.......

Oh hang on.
snooky
26-03-2017, 11:43 PM
It's Keatings on his weaker left foot ....

Oh hang on (again :wink:)
Allant1981
27-03-2017, 11:41 AM
are you in yet
snooky
27-03-2017, 01:11 PM
Cathro sacked!
DH1875
27-03-2017, 01:40 PM
We've run out of beer.
Haymaker
27-03-2017, 02:32 PM
We've run out of beer.

I have nightmares about that scenario.
Mr White
27-03-2017, 02:33 PM
Let's move to Northern Ireland.
stoneyburn hibs
27-03-2017, 05:36 PM
You'd better reply to this and tell me you're coming home tonight.
stoneyburn hibs
27-03-2017, 05:38 PM
Shall I remind you what you said when you eventually came home.
Hibrandenburg
27-03-2017, 05:48 PM
Does my arse look fat in this?