Things you didn't want to hear

[lord bunberry]

It's probably nothing, but we'll just do a quick prostate examination just to be sure.:rolleyes:
whats yours?

[snooky]

I've got us tickets for my work's dance.

[Killiehibbie]

Is that it?

[lord bunberry]

We're you at the game today.

[lord bunberry]

Remember I said my daughter was doing sponsored walk.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

I once went with a black guy.

I hate my dad sometimes.

[EH6 Hibby]

It's probably nothing, but we'll just do a quick prostate examination just to be sure.:rolleyes:
whats yours?

Your brother talking about his prostate.

[Scouse Hibee]

It's terminal.

[snooky]

"Sit down, I've got something to tell you."

Similarly .....
"Remember when you said it was about time we got another car."

[Time For Heroes]

Skacel has just signed for Hibs

[bingo70]

There's only one team winning this now......

I like how we've got a good reliable keeper that doesn't make mistakes now......

[lord bunberry]

I'll see if my mum wants to come with us.

[snooky]

"Mr Speaker, your ballop's open".

[Hiber-nation]

It's your turn to drive.

[Dan Sarf]

We got Celtic in the semi

[Just Alf]

You've only got a semi! :-(

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[lord bunberry]

Is that it!!!

[snooky]

The referee for the final is Craig Thomson.

[Hibrandenburg]

I thought it was only a fart!

[DH1875]

I'm pregnant but I dont think its yours so your gonna have to wait 9 months to find out.

[DH1875]

I'm pregnant but I dont think its yours so your gonna have to wait 9 months to find out.


We are going on the Jeremy Kyle show.

[Dan Sarf]

Let's hear what Terry thinks...

[snooky]

Crack!!!!
(when playing football)

[Scouse Hibee]

Neighbours headboard followed by screams of pleasure.

[Lancs Harp]

Russian/Lithuanian billionaire takes over Hearts.......

Oh hang on.

[snooky]

It's Keatings on his weaker left foot ....

Oh hang on (again :wink:)

[Allant1981]

are you in yet

[snooky]

Cathro sacked!

[DH1875]

We've run out of beer.

[Haymaker]

We've run out of beer.

I have nightmares about that scenario.

[Mr White]

Let's move to Northern Ireland.

[stoneyburn hibs]

You'd better reply to this and tell me you're coming home tonight.

[stoneyburn hibs]

Shall I remind you what you said when you eventually came home.

[Hibrandenburg]

Does my arse look fat in this?