I have no words

[IanM]

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

[HibernianJK]

Seen that doing the rounds on Twitter earlier. Truly incredible.

[H18 SFR]

Absolutely obsessed, puddle drinking knobs.

[Eddie Burntool]

Shocker. That's f'kn mental, even by Yam standards!

[chewbaccy]

Tragic

[Bostonhibby]

They're surely not going to do that to themselves are they? just has to be a wind up.

They haven't really got a credible modern song that's recognised everywhere but this is just weird, hope they stick with it.

"Firth"? FFS they are of Midlothian, ergo, the Midlothians, it's in their name!

[Hibernia&Alba]

:hilarious

:faf:

:lolyam:

I feel bad for laughing at the author of that masterpiece. Clearly it's a grown man with a learning difficultly who wrote it in the back of his colouring book.

[Pete]

Let's be honest there's a few on here that would give that a run for its money.

I don't think any of them will be crashing the Ivor Novello's.

[Fife-Hibee]

:hilarious

:faf:

:lolyam:

I feel bad for laughing at the author of that masterpiece. Clearly it's a grown man with a learning difficultly who wrote it in the back of his colouring book.

Lol

[Thecat23]

Oh.... My... God 😳😳😂

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Is Cicero making a comeback?

[HibbiesandtheBaddies]

What...

[hfc rd]

Oh dear!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Sioux]

It doesn't get any better than that:spammy:

All they need now is one of their famous celebs to record it and release it on itunes. On second thought one of their no marks.

[Thecat23]

I would love to meet the cockspangle who wrote that.

[hibsbollah]

:jamboclow

[Bostonhibby]

No a bad effort, but I prefer to see and hear 400,000 scarf twirlers all singing

"we didn't pay for our poppies, pay for our poppies, we didn't pay for our poppies"

Easy to remember and historically correct.

[iwasthere1972]

Cringeworthy. I really hope that we ram it right up them at the weekend.

To think that some asshole has devoted time to writing that piece of nonsense. Unbelievable Jeff.

[Captain Trips]

Sorrow, Sorrow, Sorrow, Sorrow.

[Lancs Harp]

I didnt know Bob Dylan was a Hearts fan.

You learn something ever day eh. :greengrin

[Wee Effen Bee]

Sorry, I just can't be convinced that was written by a Jambo. Has to be a Hibby, it must be...please let it be written by one of us for a laugh. If not, the world is surely coming to an end.:boo hoo:

[Hibernia&Alba]

Sorry, I just can't be convinced that was written by a Jambo. Has to be a Hibby, it must be...please let it be written by one of us for a laugh. If not, the world is surely coming to an end.:boo hoo:

That thought crossed my mind too. It's hard to believe it's genuine, but, if it is, God help the poor guy.

[FC Leige]

Apparently when they got murdered off Celtic 3 weeks ago the Hearts fans were chanting at Cathro ''you can stick yer fcking laptop up yer arse''
Its amazing what an extra time victory over Raith can do

[Danderhall Hibs]

What tune are they singing that to?

[SteveHFC]

I would love to meet the cockspangle who wrote that.

Probably one of the blokes from the clip where they're shaking Romanov's hand.

[O'Rourke3]

Nice to know there's a new version of the Lap Top Loyal....

I won't believe it's a revolution till I see someone in the press with a 1:1 scale tattoo of IC on their back......

:protest:

[emerald green]

Probably written by some sad and lonely individual, aged about 50, still living with his mum. Wears a stained Hertz shell suit, and thinks it looks just great. Never had a girlfriend. Very low IQ.

[Scouse Hibee]

WTF that's hilarious

[snooky]

:jamboclow Come back William Topaz McGonagall, all is forgiven.

[Waxy]

I have no words either.
Words that are quite close though are incredible and scary.

[Galahibby]

cockspangle

😂

[JJP]

Oh my. Their songbook really is ruined since we won the cup.

[WoreTheGreen]

He should get a agent to handle his fame rather than sitting in his mums bedroom handling himself

[Pretty Boy]

Sometimes a picture really does say 1000 words. I wish it was possible to unsee things.

At least they haven't let the loss of their songbook get to them.

[lord bunberry]

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
I feel sorry for them sometimes.

[Waxy]

Why are they trying and failing spectacularly to make new songs?
Cant they just sing their same old 1902 songs?

[The Green Goblin]

A masterpiece of surrealist art. :faf: If they ever go under properly one day, that should be Exhibit A in their comedy museum. It's so brutal, I can't help feeling a weird kind of ashamed pity for whoever wrote it. But omfg it's so funny.

[jonty]

haha that's brilliant. funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Must be a windup surely. Even they're not that desperate. I thought they hated the Proclaimers.

[Joe6-2]

Just..... WTF

[Beefster]

What tune are they singing that to?

"Remember You're a Womble"

[Pretty Boy]

Some of the 'improved' suggestions are almost, almost, as bad.

Viva Ian Cathro
Viva Ian Cathro
Using his laptop
We'll win the cup
Viva Ian Cathro

Nanananananana Ian Cath e ro, Cath e ro, Ian cath e ro

"when the Hearts went up to lift the Scottish cup we behaved, we behaved"

"Oh Ian Cathro, with a laptop in his hand.
Turning the jambos into the best team in the land!"

Since 1902
Since 1902
You've only won one cup
Since 1902

Since 1902
Since 1902
Rudi Skacel's
Won more cups than you!

Or

You've only won one cup
But Skacel has two!


Those utter morons are beyond parody. I swear if they sing any of them it will indeed shut me up. Mainly because I'll be bent double laughing and unable to speak.

[AltheHibby]

Is there nothing and no one they won't steal from?

Maybe they should get Gary Glitter to record it.

[iwasthere1972]

Some of the 'improved' suggestions are almost, almost, as bad.

Viva Ian Cathro
Viva Ian Cathro
Using his laptop
We'll win the cup
Viva Ian Cathro

Nanananananana Ian Cath e ro, Cath e ro, Ian cath e ro

"when the Hearts went up to lift the Scottish cup we behaved, we behaved"

"Oh Ian Cathro, with a laptop in his hand.
Turning the jambos into the best team in the land!"

Since 1902
Since 1902
You've only won one cup
Since 1902

Since 1902
Since 1902
Rudi Skacel's
Won more cups than you!

Or

You've only won one cup
But Skacel has two!


Those utter morons are beyond parody. I swear if they sing any of them it will indeed shut me up. Mainly because I'll be bent double laughing and unable to speak.

One cup. Obviously not including the League Cup for personal reasons.

[Pretty Boy]

One cup. Obviously not including the League Cup or personal reasons.

Surely the famous have racked up a few league cups in the last half century? It's only a diddy cup and they're a big team after all.

[southern hibby]

i love it, honestly I really do. Not the words but the pitiful self existence which has been ruined by May 2016. They are now that desperate ( let's be honest they usually are desperate, but more so now ) they have to try anything they can to get one over us.

Well shame you'll no get one over us on Sunday, because irrespective of the score we won the Big Cup and the little one too ( used big and little cause that's all they ******ed inbred freaks understand )since you last won them. And We Know It's Really Really Hurting You's So Very Very Much.

GGTTH

[swordin3]

Never in all my days have a teams supporters managed to sound so desperate,pathetic and jealous because of our array of fantastic songs,chants and of course the top one Sunshine on Leith.:flag::greengrin:greengrin:greengrin

Lets hope our fans out sing them for the whole 90 mins.

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

[Thecat23]

Probably one of the blokes from the clip where they're shaking Romanov's hand.

Still my fav ever moment regarding that mob 😂😂

[Thecat23]

😂

No idea where it came from but felt right 😁

[Dunbar Hibee]

I seen this on my lunch break earlier and I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. What the **** 😂😂😂

[Dunbar Hibee]

We've even moved the club shop

[EdinMike]

I think the word we're all looking for is "wooft"

[lord bunberry]

We've even moved the club shop
It really trips off the tongue that line :greengrin. I can only presume the weirdo who wrote that must have a heavily pregnant sister.

[jabis]

Hope the proclaimerers sue the ess off them .

[Fergos]

Is Cicero making a comeback?

Brilliant :not worth

GGTTH

[madhatter]

I know most clubs will have similar things but what summed them up for me is before these songs, if you watch the replay of the 2-2 draw, when Djoum scores they show Hearts fans celebrating and just before they move the camera away you can visibly see a boy probably about 6-7 at most being lifted up whilst he gave the Hibs support the finger...

Many are obsessed and uncivilised. True about most fans but I found that quite distasteful, just like these attempts to come up with a song.

Do they have a song that isn't about helping fans spell their club's name or about Hibs? I can't think of many...

[Pretty Boy]

I know most clubs will have similar things but what summed them up for me is before these songs, if you watch the replay of the 2-2 draw, when Djoum scores they show Hearts fans celebrating and just before they move the camera away you can visibly see a boy probably about 6-7 at most being lifted up whilst he gave the Hibs support the finger...

Many are obsessed and uncivilised. True about most fans but I found that quite distasteful, just like these attempts to come up with a song.

Do they have a song that isn't about helping fans spell their club's name or about Hibs? I can't think of many...

They have one about being up to their knees in fenian blood as well. Don't forget that.

[OxoHibby]

God no. Surely even for them that can't be for real

[NadeAteMyLunch!]

Some of the 'improved' suggestions are almost, almost, as bad.

Viva Ian Cathro
Viva Ian Cathro
Using his laptop
We'll win the cup
Viva Ian Cathro

Nanananananana Ian Cath e ro, Cath e ro, Ian cath e ro

"when the Hearts went up to lift the Scottish cup we behaved, we behaved"

"Oh Ian Cathro, with a laptop in his hand.
Turning the jambos into the best team in the land!"

Since 1902
Since 1902
You've only won one cup
Since 1902

Since 1902
Since 1902
Rudi Skacel's
Won more cups than you!

Or

You've only won one cup
But Skacel has two!


Those utter morons are beyond parody. I swear if they sing any of them it will indeed shut me up. Mainly because I'll be bent double laughing and unable to speak.

We behaved, we behaved. Genuinely, if there has ever been a cringier line in any song then I've certainly not heard it. Absolute cardigan wearing sad sacks.

[madhatter]

They have one about being up to their knees in fenian blood as well. Don't forget that.

Indeed, I forgot that one...classy repertoire.

[SanFranHibs]

Going to be recorded and released by the Disclaimers*

* Not our song. No copyright infringement intended.

[Hibernia&Alba]

That welt Wilson will probably sing it live before kick off, as he gets the Jambos whipped up into a frenzy. Chorus is three part harmony with Graeme Rix and Rolf Harris on his wobble board.

[lord bunberry]

It probably sounds alright if you play the tune with a banjo

[bruno]

Apparently when they got murdered off Celtic 3 weeks ago the Hearts fans were chanting at Cathro ''you can stick yer fcking laptop up yer arse''
Its amazing what an extra time victory over Raith can do

No they weren't
That's nonsense
I was there

[Mr White]

No they weren't
That's nonsense
I was there

Is that one to the tune of I'm On My Way? :greengrin

[Smartie]

I would love to meet the cockspangle who wrote that.


https://youtu.be/RnXaWmOzxXo

Does anyone on here know Cicero so he can arrange a "meet and make you greet" with TC23?

[Turkish Green]

"Club of the Firth". what does that even mean?

[Swedish hibee]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha😂

[matty_f]

No they weren't
That's nonsense
I was there

Almost as bad as the boy's effort. Can't see it catching on.

[Bostonhibby]

Almost as bad as the boy's effort. Can't see it catching on.
Maybe if he hummed the words whilst a fellow yam played it on the spoons?

[therealgavmac]

Probably written by some sad and lonely individual, aged about 50, still living with his mum. Wears a stained Hertz shell suit, and thinks it looks just great. Never had a girlfriend. Very low IQ.

You've met my cousin then.......

[Hibrandenburg]

C'mon tae ****! That's got to be a Hibby on the windup?

[The Green Goblin]

It probably sounds alright if you play the tune with a banjo

That's a mean banjo you play son.

[Thecat23]

https://youtu.be/RnXaWmOzxXo

Does anyone on here know Cicero so he can arrange a "meet and make you greet" with TC23?

Haha pleeeeease someone make this happen for me!!

[Danderhall Hibs]

No they weren't
That's nonsense
I was there

Is it not 4 lines in a limerick?

[lord bunberry]

No they weren't
That's nonsense
I was there

You could've been in the toilet with your sister at the time

[High-On-Hibs]

"Under you, under you...."

Well at least they know where they'll stand soon enough. :faf:

[Kato]

Weirdos.

I looked at some book one of them had written in waterstones the other day and the blurb on the dust jacket is all about Hibs.

Heart of Self Loathing.

[EastCalderHibby]

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

Mrs Ratched will be along shortly 18037 .MEDICATION TIME :lolyam:

[Is It On....]

Is Cicero making a comeback?

Jambo from Livi?

[Sir David Gray]

What tune are they singing that to?

Smack my bitch up.

[cabbageandribs1875]

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈



my tears are flowing
my tears are flowing





wae laughter :faf: great effort, for a 12 year old

[Jones28]

To be fair to the Sparryheids, they need something. The best suggestion they've on Boakback so far is "when hearts went up to lift the scottish cup, we behaved".

Did ye aye? :aok::giruy2::party::scarf:

[High-On-Hibs]

To be fair to the Sparryheids, they need something. The best suggestion they've on Boakback so far is "when hearts went up to lift the scottish cup, we behaved".

Did ye aye? :aok::giruy2::party::scarf:

Indeed... they stood there in an orderly fashion clapping in an orchestra show manner. Consoling their opponents with a friendly pat on the back and an "unlucky dear chap, better luck next time". A true BIG team mentality that we should all aspire to.



In all seriousness though, they're bawbags.

[givescotlandfreedom]

There are the people who made and recorded a song that went 'last night I kissed a man who kissed Rudi Skacel'. This is at that level.

My God it's still online https://thesatchels.bandcamp.com/track/the-19th-of-may

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Jambo from Livi?

Aye.

[jacomo]

Sorrow, Sorrow, Sorrow, Sorrow.

Sad!

[jacomo]

To be fair to the Sparryheids, they need something. The best suggestion they've on Boakback so far is "when hearts went up to lift the scottish cup, we behaved".

Did ye aye? :aok::giruy2::party::scarf:


Exuberance doesn't scan as well.

[southern hibby]

No they weren't
That's nonsense
I was there

Typical Herts Panto time.Oh yes they were.


GGTTH

[monktonharp]

:jamboclow Come back William Topaz McGonagall, all is forgiven.was he the man that wrote the BMC the BMC the most friendly social club on earth, I wonder why the Hibees boys give it a wide berth. :wink:

[Baader]

:jamboclow Come back William Topaz McGonagall, all is forgiven.

McGonagall
Couldnae write
Something so sh!*e
That is all

[Wilson]

"Club of the Firth". what does that even mean?

They're aiming for Fo(u)rth.

[Www1875hfc]

Marshall's the chunky chicken champions .

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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[Quarters]

"Club of the Firth". what does that even mean?

Can only assume it was a hasty rewrite of the original 'club full of filth, we think Budge is a MILF'...

[SouthMoroccoStu]

I think we're being a little harsh here

I think all catchy and passionate football songs mention the team's club shop

[hibsbollah]

As bad as it is, I can actually see them doing it. a) It is total crap, like the rest of their songbook, and b)they are desperate for something they perceive will annoy us, because they have nothing else. Mocking SOL makes sense.

[matty_f]

To be fair to the Sparryheids, they need something. The best suggestion they've on Boakback so far is "when hearts went up to lift the scottish cup, we behaved".

Did ye aye? :aok::giruy2::party::scarf:
Pity they couldn't behave when asked to keep quiet for a minute when the Pope died.

[Jones28]

Pity they couldn't behave when asked to keep quiet for a minute when the Pope died.

And I'm sure attacking Motherwell supporters busses was mere "exhuberance"

[Bostonhibby]

Does Deutschland Uber Alles count as one of their songs? https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170209/f1b5e3b9eb4212e13ef19ad6e14268f1.jpg

[Pretty Boy]

You have to remember that we are dealing with people who not only wrote, but regularly belt out, the below ditty:

And now, the end is near
We've followed Hearts, from Perth to Paisley
We've travelled far, by bus and car
And other times, we've went by railway
We've been, to Aberdeen
We hate the Hibs, they make us spew up
So make a noise you Gorgie Boys
We're going to Europe

To see, HMFC
We'll even dig, the Channel Tunnel
When we're afloat, on some big boat
We'll tie our scarves, around the funnel
We have no cares, for other players
Like Rossi, Boniek or Tardelli
When we're overseas, the Hibs will be
In Portobelly

Compared to that the song in the OP is actually not bad.

[Bostonhibby]

You have to remember that we are dealing with people who not only wrote, but regularly belt out, the below ditty:

And now, the end is near
We've followed Hearts, from Perth to Paisley
We've travelled far, by bus and car
And other times, we've went by railway
We've been, to Aberdeen
We hate the Hibs, they make us spew up
So make a noise you Gorgie Boys
We're going to Europe

To see, HMFC
We'll even dig, the Channel Tunnel
When we're afloat, on some big boat
We'll tie our scarves, around the funnel
We have no cares, for other players
Like Rossi, Boniek or Tardelli
When we're overseas, the Hibs will be
In Portobelly

Compared to that the song in the OP is actually not bad.
You've got to respect their big team mentality though. Not only have they been to Aberdeen but they've included it in a song.

[renato]

You've got to respect their big team mentality though. Not only have they been to Aberdeen but they've included it in a song.

And obviously were rubbing shoulders with the likes of that great Juventus team, as their song alludes to. They're famous, you know.

And of course the obligatory reference to Hibs, comparing themselves and putting down those pesky docksiders to their rightful place.

Jesus wept...

[Cabbage East]

I actually had a physical reaction reading that. I would love them to sing it, I think my head would explode out of sheer pity.

[Bostonhibby]

And obviously were rubbing shoulders with the likes of that great Juventus team, as their song alludes to. They're famous, you know.

And of course the obligatory reference to Hibs, comparing themselves and putting down those pesky docksiders to their rightful place.

Jesus wept...
Not checked but my memory suggests that we've been in Europe more and had more "big" games in my time. There's got to be a wheel missing off their tricycle if they actually penned that song as some sort of celebration of bigness

[hibernian36]

They really are a sad obsessed lot. I remember speaking to a mate who supports them just after the cup final and he was almost in tears "We're going to have to rip up half our songbook now" ...:-)

[Salt N Sauzee]

It's hilarious how they think "when hearts went up to lift the Scottish cup, we behaved" is gonna noise us up in any way.

If anything it just demonstrates how pathetic, soft and watered down they've all become since Queen Anne started banning folk for swearing and farting inside the ground.

"We behaved" :lolyam:

[Waxy]

Not paying for your poppys is behaving?

[Bostonhibby]

It's hilarious how they think "when hearts went up to lift the Scottish cup, we behaved" is gonna noise us up in any way.

If anything it just demonstrates how pathetic, soft and watered down they've all become since Queen Anne started banning folk for swearing and farting inside the ground.

"We behaved" [emoji38]yam:
A bit like singing when vlad was raping our club we baked cakes, we baked cakes

[renato]

Not checked but my memory suggests that we've been in Europe more and had more "big" games in my time. There's got to be a wheel missing off their tricycle if they actually penned that song as some sort of celebration of bigness

Yep. We've played (and often beaten) a significant number of European giants yet I still feel our club is massively inferior (or is it smaller?) than The Famous. Perhaps we should pen a song and add a derogatory reference to our neighbours, then we can feel a bit more important (bigger).

:greengrin

[Bostonhibby]

Yep. We've played (and often beaten) a significant number of European giants yet I still feel our club is massively inferior (or is it smaller?) than The Famous. Perhaps we should pen a song and add a derogatory reference to our neighbours, then we can feel a bit more important (bigger).

:greegrin
I think forever being stigmatised by having bumped the lady Haig Poppy Fund, Big Hearts and the Macraes Battalion Trust of much needed funds is all the derogation they need.

However I'd be interested in listening to a wee tune embracing all three. Maybe we could release it to raise funds to compensate these charities for their losses.

[GreenLake]

They won't be signing that without getting some ridiculous six fingered claps in somewhere.

[NAE NOOKIE]

I posted this on another thread ............ could it have inspired our Yam songwriter? :greengrin

The real Hearts song :aok:

Away up in Gorgie they're lifting a truss
The Yams think its great and they're making a fuss
They're lifting a glass to the people they stiffed
As they remember the mugs robbed tae pay for this lift

C.R.E.D.I.T.O.R.S ............ C.R.E.D.I.T.O.R.S
If you canny spell it then here's what it says
Creditors, creditors glorious creditors
Its down at Tynecastle they're robbed
The talk o' the toon are the cheats in maroon
They build a new stand as mugs shut their shops doon

This is their story, this is their song
Deal with the Hearts and you wont last long
Oh some say that paying your debts is just grand
But the Yams will just bump you and build a new stand

They won a few cups with the money they stole
They wont pay it back but have cash for their hole
The pensioners robbed cant buy coal for their grates
But the Jambos just laugh and talk stands with their mates

REPEAT CHORUS ........

A full list of creditors I could always supply
But that is so long that it reaches the sky
HMRC the Red Cross I could name dozens more
Who fell foul o' Hearts and are trading no more.

REPEAT CHORUS .......

[therealgavmac]

McGonagall
Couldnae write
Something so sh!*e
That is all

Oh, poor wee club over Gorgie way
Alas, I am very sorry to say
That your wee song book has been taken away
On that fateful day, at 90 + 2
When the mighty Hibs
Sh@t on your cousins in blue

Apologies to McGonagall and the beautiful bridge over the silv'ry Tay :greengrin

[AltheHibby]

Oh, poor wee club over Gorgie way
Alas, I am very sorry to say
That your wee song book has been taken away
On that fateful day, at 90 + 2
When the mighty Hibs
Sh@t on your cousins in blue

Apologies to McGonagall and the beautiful bridge over the silv'ry Tay :greengrin


Love it. 😬

[Albanian Hibs]

You have to remember that we are dealing with people who not only wrote, but regularly belt out, the below ditty:

And now, the end is near
We've followed Hearts, from Perth to Paisley
We've travelled far, by bus and car
And other times, we've went by railway
We've been, to Aberdeen
We hate the Hibs, they make us spew up
So make a noise you Gorgie Boys
We're going to Europe

To see, HMFC
We'll even dig, the Channel Tunnel
When we're afloat, on some big boat
We'll tie our scarves, around the funnel
We have no cares, for other players
Like Rossi, Boniek or Tardelli
When we're overseas, the Hibs will be
In Portobelly

Compared to that the song in the OP is actually not bad.

😂😂😂

Thats the first time I have actually heard the words to that. What an embarrassment.

[21.05.2016]

Saw this on twitter and I must say it was a genuine cringe/laugh out loud moment. SoL is an absolutely fantastic anthem, its envied by many other fans including the jambos hence their desperate attempt to come up with their own version of it. The fact some wee sado has sat, listened to SOL on repeat no doubt and came up with all that is absolutely hilarious :faf: I wonder if his carer helped him write it.

[21.05.2016]

"we've even moved the club shop"

seriously stop it, oh my sides :faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf:

[EH6 Hibby]

Who's club is dying? :confused:

[21.05.2016]

It's hilarious how they think "when hearts went up to lift the Scottish cup, we behaved" is gonna noise us up in any way.

If anything it just demonstrates how pathetic, soft and watered down they've all become since Queen Anne started banning folk for swearing and farting inside the ground.

"We behaved" :lolyam:

"Miss, we were super duper good boys and girls, can we get an extra gold star on our jotters please?". Aw bless them, the wee lambs. Models of behaviour, dignity and moral upstanding are our neighbours! I'm sure Lennon, their list of creditors and the motherwell bus owner amongst others would disagree but hey, thats what all the "big teams" do, right?


"We behaved" Dear oh ****ing dear, that is utterly tragic beyond words, they are really scrapping the barrel desperate these days :faf:

[Craig_HFC]

I really hope they sing it.

That & the 'we behaved' patter is so quintessentially Jambo.

**** me their obsession with us never ceases to amaze me.

[21.05.2016]

Who's club is dying? :confused:

They killed us as a club in 2012 don't you know!

[Bostonhibby]

"we've even moved the club shop"

seriously stop it, oh my sides :faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf:

"We've painted a step, we've painted a step, we've painted a step and got a light bulb as well"

[SuperAllyMcleod]

H E A R T S, if you cannae spell it then .... you're a Hearts fan.

[SanFranHibs]

Can only assume it was a hasty rewrite of the original 'club full of filth, we think Budge is a MILF'...

Well, they are known as the Filth of Forth

[SanFranHibs]

Who's club is dying? :confused:

Next week when we have yet another cup victory over them since we died, will be good to sing

"Hello, Hello, it's good to be dead, good to be dead,
Hello, Hello, it's good to be dead, good to be dead"

:flag:

[Callyballybe]

To be fair to the Sparryheids, they need something. The best suggestion they've on Boakback so far is "when hearts went up to lift the scottish cup, we behaved".

Did ye aye? :aok::giruy2::party::scarf:

Boasting about 'behaving' at a Cup Final?! What with their cucumber sandwiches and their support moving in an orderly fashion out the door silently?!

Surely that is a wind up? When the only thing a set of fans have to boast about is 'we behave ourselves' - then surely it's time to give up football altogether.

[Jack Hackett]

Boasting about 'behaving' at a Cup Final?! What with their cucumber sandwiches and their support moving in an orderly fashion out the door silently?!

Surely that is a wind up? When the only thing a set of fans have to boast about is 'we behave ourselves' - then surely it's time to give up football altogether.

They gave it up eons ago.

[allezsauzee]

They really are struggling for songs to sing now aren't they :LOL:

[Sioux]

It gets worse;


"We love our goal posts, our lovely goal posts.

They make us happy and they should stay

5 thousand bams on, the pitch at Hampden

Broke the posts and took grass away"

WTF is inside their heads?

[21.05.2016]

Boasting about 'behaving' at a Cup Final?! What with their cucumber sandwiches and their support moving in an orderly fashion out the door silently?!

Surely that is a wind up? When the only thing a set of fans have to boast about is 'we behave ourselves' - then surely it's time to give up football altogether.

Exactly, i'm sure thats really going rile the hibs support unless the reaction they are aiming to provoke is fits of laughter. Got to love the irony f hearts fans singing about "behaving" seen as they seem to have a very odd tradition of trying to run onto the pitch every single time they score at ER. Theres always a few mutants that jump the barrier every single time.

[21.05.2016]

It gets worse;


"We love our goal posts, our lovely goal posts.

They make us happy and they should stay

5 thousand bams on, the pitch at Hampden

Broke the posts and took grass away"

WTF is inside their heads?

This cant be serious, surely to god?! There has got to be hibs fans trolling kickback and posting this stuff. "Our lovely goal posts", "we behaved", "we even moved our club shop". Nut seriously come on guys own up, who's baiting the yams over there?

[Hibernia&Alba]

It gets worse;


"We love our goal posts, our lovely goal posts.

They make us happy and they should stay

5 thousand bams on, the pitch at Hampden

Broke the posts and took grass away"

WTF is inside their heads?

https://media2.giphy.com/media/216toxkBG1x4c/200.gif#101



That's it; someone is ******g with them. Own up.

[lord bunberry]

It gets worse;


"We love our goal posts, our lovely goal posts.

They make us happy and they should stay

5 thousand bams on, the pitch at Hampden

Broke the posts and took grass away"

WTF is inside their heads?
After reading that I've decided I can't take the shame and I'm going to give up being a hibs fan. They ****ing loved those goal posts and we cruelly took them away. I can't live with that. Sorry.

[Waxy]

It gets worse;


"We love our goal posts, our lovely goal posts.

They make us happy and they should stay

5 thousand bams on, the pitch at Hampden

Broke the posts and took grass away"

WTF is inside their heads?please tell me this isnt real.

[matty_f]

After reading that I've decided I can't take the shame and I'm going to give up being a hibs fan. They ****ing loved those goal posts and we cruelly took them away. I can't live with that. Sorry.

How can we live with the shame? Those lovely goalposts.


RIP sweet prince.

[Captain Trips]

Meanwhile at Cathro Towers:

https://www.comsol.com/support/knowledgebase/1201/files/5331/thermo_error.png

[Pete]

It gets worse;


"We love our goal posts, our lovely goal posts.

They make us happy and they should stay

5 thousand bams on, the pitch at Hampden

Broke the posts and took grass away"

WTF is inside their heads?

Working title: My lovely goalposts.

[lord bunberry]

How can we live with the shame? Those lovely goalposts.


RIP sweet prince.
Stay safe sweet goalposts.

[Sioux]

For all Facebook and twitter users, this should put out there. Stuff like this should not be confined to two fan forums and other fans need to know the extent of that mob's insect like intelligence. Get them ridiculed all over the place.:flag::flag:

[Bostonhibby]

This cant be serious, surely to god?! There has got to be hibs fans trolling kickback and posting this stuff. "Our lovely goal posts", "we behaved", "we even moved our club shop". Nut seriously come on guys own up, who's baiting the yams over there?
These will be the goalposts Mrs Budge bought back from the administrator for them.

All eventually repayable at 6.5 % interest (other loans are available, just not if you've bumped numerous creditors)

[Pretty Boy]

It gets worse;


"We love our goal posts, our lovely goal posts.

They make us happy and they should stay

5 thousand bams on, the pitch at Hampden

Broke the posts and took grass away"

WTF is inside their heads?

If that's real. It's tragic.

If it's meant to be funny. It's tragic.

[C Feeney-Seale]

Maybe it's time for a wee song about Hearts not winning the wee cup for 54 years?

[oneone73]

Maybe it's time for a wee song about Hearts not winning the wee cup for 54 years?

Who says it's a wee cup other than those dafties?

[SirDavidsNapper]

Maybe it's time for a wee song about Hearts not winning the wee cup for 54 years?

Since 62