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Viva_Palmeiras
14-09-2016, 06:55 PM
Just for fun no prizes now this seems like a weekly thing:

Predict the

A) Hearts player involved
B) The heinous act committed on said player
C) The minute the heinous act was committed
D) The outcome: Sending off / Scored / not scored

And if you can't be rsssssd with all of that just the player and time ;)

Col2
14-09-2016, 07:01 PM
A. Walker (cause he can't help as he is a cheating little cock)
B. Dive will be given by ref and hello card and Queen Ann will start writing a strongly worded letter to SFA before the game has finished.
C. 62nd minute
D. Booking and Nicolson will feel the need to play with his balls in front of the away support, most of whom have had a crack at his bird.

Viva_Palmeiras
14-09-2016, 07:09 PM
Hehe like you're thinking.

Ps. Can't seem to find out where to edit the spelling mistook in the title. Sorry folks!

Booked4Being-Ugly
14-09-2016, 07:51 PM
I reckon it will be Sammon who'll be instructed to take a dive this time. They must all have to take a turn each week.

I'll say the 63rd minute when they're down 1-0.

Eyrie
14-09-2016, 08:37 PM
a - Paterson
b - Opponent two yards away laughed at his "moustache"
c - 70th minute
d - Penalty scored

NAE NOOKIE
14-09-2016, 09:27 PM
Watt
Falls over in astonishment at getting picked for Scotland
1st minute
Penalty missed, hits an empty seat and Hearts release statement wishing the spectator who was hit by the ball well, coz they wont admit there was an empty seat.

Viva_Palmeiras
14-09-2016, 10:25 PM
A) Walker
B) Mixup over who's hand actually hit the ball - complete rrrrs up by ref/Lino
C) 62 mins
D) Sending off & Penalty scored.

Bostonhibby
15-09-2016, 09:28 AM
They take diving for penalties very seriously in training, heard they have Craig Thompson in on the diving sessions to award penalties just to make it feel like the real thing.

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