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Ardenttwo
28-08-2016, 08:47 AM
Right. Has anyone got the full version of the breadmans song from yesterday

HibbyKeith
28-08-2016, 08:51 AM
Warbutons a fanny he wears a fanny's hat
It works against Dumbarton and other *****e like that
But then he played the Hibees and suddenly it dawned
Tae win the scottish cup....he'd need a ****!ng wand.

HTD1875
28-08-2016, 08:55 AM
That'll be the Warburton song in my head for the rest of the day then.

Sir David Gray
28-08-2016, 08:58 AM
Have you only just heard it yesterday?

It's been on the go since the end of May. :greengrin

Highland_Hibee
28-08-2016, 09:04 AM
Have you only just heard it yesterday?

It's been on the go since the end of May. :greengrin

Haha that and the Andy Halliday song. I really hope we draw the Rangers at ER in the cup this season. There's nothing more hilarious than the seethe that comes off them when they get it stuck to them. They have been fortunate enough to have not been around long enough to experience the ridicule that we have had to endure over the years.

Finn2015
28-08-2016, 09:11 AM
We got Dumbarton away in two weeks hope this doesn't fire them up 😳

Sir David Gray
28-08-2016, 09:46 AM
We got Dumbarton away in two weeks hope this doesn't fire them up 😳

I would maybe "retire" that song for that particular game, at least until we're a few goals in front anyway! :greengrin

Hibbyradge
28-08-2016, 09:48 AM
Haha that and the Andy Halliday song. I really hope we draw the Rangers at ER in the cup this season. There's nothing more hilarious than the seethe that comes off them when they get it stuck to them. They have been fortunate enough to have not been around long enough to experience the ridicule that we have had to endure over the years.

Andy Halliday song? :dunno:

Sir David Gray
28-08-2016, 09:51 AM
Andy Halliday song? :dunno:

Andy Halliday
Andy Halliday
Thought he'd won the cup
But then they ****** it up
Andy Halliday

Onceinawhile
28-08-2016, 09:54 AM
Warbutons a fanny he wears a fanny's hat
It works against Dumbarton and other *****e like that
But then he played the Hibees and suddenly it dawned
Tae win the scottish cup....he'd need a ****!ng wand.

It doesn't make any sense though, that's the problem.

With it not being a magic hat, what does a wand have to do with anything?

At The Edge
28-08-2016, 10:53 AM
could be the Hitachi wand? goes well with the stylee of the hat the song mentions so i'm told 😉

Alex Trager
28-08-2016, 10:56 AM
Andy Halliday
Andy Halliday
Thought he'd won the cup
But then they ****** it up
Andy Halliday

But then HE ****ed it up

Alex Trager
28-08-2016, 10:57 AM
It doesn't make any sense though, that's the problem.

With it not being a magic hat, what does a wand have to do with anything?

Just go with it man

NadeAteMyLunch!
28-08-2016, 11:01 AM
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BullsCloseHibs
28-08-2016, 11:02 AM
Warburton certainly IS a fanny

mim
28-08-2016, 11:04 AM
It doesn't make any sense though, that's the problem.

With it not being a magic hat, what does a wand have to do with anything?

Completely agree, but too late now.

Warburton's a fanny, he wears a magic hat

....and everything else then makes sense. :flag:

Borderhibbie76
28-08-2016, 11:05 AM
Brilliant song...love it especially singing it to the Zombies in Glasgow Central last Sat en route home from Paisley- just brilliant 😂😂😂

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Tinribs
28-08-2016, 11:07 AM
could be the Hitachi wand? goes well with the stylee of the hat the song mentions so i'm told 😉

Hehe, that puts truly horrible images in my head...the Breadman using a Hitachi wand :)

northstandhibby
28-08-2016, 11:09 AM
It doesn't make any sense though, that's the problem.

With it not being a magic hat, what does a wand have to do with anything?

He tried the Magic Hat that didn't work so next time he should try a magic wand instead.

As Sergey would say 'seemples'

:greengrin





Mon the Cabbage

nonshinyfinish
28-08-2016, 11:19 AM
Completely agree, but too late now.

Warburton's a fanny, he wears a magic hat

....and everything else then makes sense. :flag:


It makes sense without mentioning the magic hat because it (obviously) refers to the original song.

Also, he's a fanny.

Wee Effen Bee
28-08-2016, 11:22 AM
[QUOTE=Logiegreener;4804326]He tried the Magic Hat that didn't work so next time he should try a magic wand instead.

As Sergey would say 'seemples'

:greengrin


Doesn't matter about the hat, it's irrelevant. Might as well say he has a phanny's haircut or tie. The important thing is that he is a phanny and, to beat Hibs, he would need to use some kind of mystical/supernatural power.:greengrin

Highland_Hibee
28-08-2016, 11:24 AM
It's a bit of crass football humour. It's funny the thought of him wearing a hat that signifies that he is a fanny.


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northstandhibby
28-08-2016, 11:29 AM
[QUOTE=Logiegreener;4804326]He tried the Magic Hat that didn't work so next time he should try a magic wand instead.

As Sergey would say 'seemples'

:greengrin


Doesn't matter about the hat, it's irrelevant. Might as well say he has a phanny's haircut or tie. The important thing is that he is a phanny and, to beat Hibs, he would need to use some kind of mystical/supernatural power.:greengrin

My mistake if I'm wrong but I thought it was a take on the huns singing about warburton having a 'magic hat'.






Mon the Cabbage

HibbiesandtheBaddies
28-08-2016, 11:40 AM
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Splendid amendment! That'll keep the cunning linguists happy! :greengrin

fat freddy
28-08-2016, 12:01 PM
It doesn't make any sense though, that's the problem.

With it not being a magic hat, what does a wand have to do with anything?

To fully understand the context of the song it is necessary to refer back to the Sevco version from which the Hibs version is plagerised. In the Sevco version it is asserted that Warburton has a magic hat which allows him special powers with which he is able to win football matches despite having a team with an average age of 46. The New Clubs supporters believed the magic hat allowed them to win all their matches and by and large, last season, the hat did perform miracles in most games, the victory over Celtic in the Scottish Cup semi final enforced this belief further. As the Cup Final approached the belief that the magic hat would win Sevco the trophy was so entrenched in the mass media and the Sevco supporters that anything other than total victory wasnt even considered. All they had to do was turn up with the magic hat. This is where the switch occurred, the hats powers, although substantial and powerful enough to defeat Dumbarton and other sh*te like that, wasn't strong enough to beat Hendersons Deliveries, to be able to do that Warburton would require a magic wand. Magic wands are expensive and Sevco, despite massive over investment of Dave Kings daughters inheritance, weren't prepared to purchase the wand. Henderson duly delivered and the magic hat magically morphed into a giant vagina hat, or fannys hat for those inclined towards a more industrial language. Hope that helps to clear up any misunderstanding.

Deansy
28-08-2016, 12:12 PM
To fully understand the context of the song it is necessary to refer back to the Sevco version from which the Hibs version is plagerised. In the Sevco version it is asserted that Warburton has a magic hat which allows him special powers with which he is able to win football matches despite having a team with an average age of 46. The New Clubs supporters believed the magic hat allowed them to win all their matches and by and large, last season, the hat did perform miracles in most games, the victory over Celtic in the Scottish Cup semi final enforced this belief further. As the Cup Final approached the belief that the magic hat would win Sevco the trophy was so entrenched in the mass media and the Sevco supporters that anything other than total victory wasnt even considered. All they had to do was turn up with the magic hat. This is where the switch occurred, the hats powers, although substantial and powerful enough to defeat Dumbarton and other sh*te like that, wasn't strong enough to beat Hendersons Deliveries, to be able to do that Warburton would require a magic wand. Magic wands are expensive and Sevco, despite massive over investment of Dave Kings daughters inheritance, weren't prepared to purchase the wand. Henderson duly delivered and the magic hat magically morphed into a giant vagina hat, or fannys hat for those inclined towards a more industrial language. Hope that helps to clear up any misunderstanding.

Superb explanation of the song !!

https://youtu.be/AxviSwaFpxY

Finn2015
28-08-2016, 12:14 PM
To fully understand the context of the song it is necessary to refer back to the Sevco version from which the Hibs version is plagerised. In the Sevco version it is asserted that Warburton has a magic hat which allows him special powers with which he is able to win football matches despite having a team with an average age of 46. The New Clubs supporters believed the magic hat allowed them to win all their matches and by and large, last season, the hat did perform miracles in most games, the victory over Celtic in the Scottish Cup semi final enforced this belief further. As the Cup Final approached the belief that the magic hat would win Sevco the trophy was so entrenched in the mass media and the Sevco supporters that anything other than total victory wasnt even considered. All they had to do was turn up with the magic hat. This is where the switch occurred, the hats powers, although substantial and powerful enough to defeat Dumbarton and other sh*te like that, wasn't strong enough to beat Hendersons Deliveries, to be able to do that Warburton would require a magic wand. Magic wands are expensive and Sevco, despite massive over investment of Dave Kings daughters inheritance, weren't prepared to purchase the wand. Henderson duly delivered and the magic hat magically morphed into a giant vagina hat, or fannys hat for those inclined towards a more industrial language. Hope that helps to clear up any misunderstanding.

Well I think that just about sums it up 😂

steakbake
28-08-2016, 12:17 PM
Superb explanation of the song !!

https://youtu.be/AxviSwaFpxY

:agree: Mr Logic himself could not have provided a better explanation.

Keith_M
28-08-2016, 12:17 PM
It doesn't make any sense though, that's the problem.


It's a Football Song, when do they ever make any sense?


:greengrin

Mick O'Rourke
28-08-2016, 12:21 PM
When Warbo the Magnifico vacates the hot seat over at Zombie FC for a move back "down sowf,"i hope that little ditty is his only legacy in Scotland.

This conjurer was checking in at Glasgow airport for his flight to Florida before Lord Gray of all the Lothians,had lifted the Scottish Cup.
Or was he escorting all those abused, maimed and traumatised players and staff ,hurriedly shipped out of Hampden in ambulances, to the infirmary?

No Dignity

No Respect

When i play one of my fave Beach Boy numbers, i think of the not so magic man in a hat.


Help Me Wanda !!!


Hibernian Football Club

Persevered with Integrity

Malthibby
28-08-2016, 12:22 PM
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Superb. Possibly not the most PC tunelet on the planet but myself & the daughter were giing it big licks yesterday.
GG

Hibbyradge
28-08-2016, 12:24 PM
Andy Halliday
Andy Halliday
Thought he'd won the cup
But then they ****** it up
Andy Halliday

Simple is often the best! :thumbsup:

Hibbyradge
28-08-2016, 12:27 PM
To fully understand the context of the song it is necessary to refer back to the Sevco version from which the Hibs version is plagerised. In the Sevco version it is asserted that Warburton has a magic hat which allows him special powers with which he is able to win football matches despite having a team with an average age of 46. The New Clubs supporters believed the magic hat allowed them to win all their matches and by and large, last season, the hat did perform miracles in most games, the victory over Celtic in the Scottish Cup semi final enforced this belief further. As the Cup Final approached the belief that the magic hat would win Sevco the trophy was so entrenched in the mass media and the Sevco supporters that anything other than total victory wasnt even considered. All they had to do was turn up with the magic hat. This is where the switch occurred, the hats powers, although substantial and powerful enough to defeat Dumbarton and other sh*te like that, wasn't strong enough to beat Hendersons Deliveries, to be able to do that Warburton would require a magic wand. Magic wands are expensive and Sevco, despite massive over investment of Dave Kings daughters inheritance, weren't prepared to purchase the wand. Henderson duly delivered and the magic hat magically morphed into a giant vagina hat, or fannys hat for those inclined towards a more industrial language. Hope that helps to clear up any misunderstanding.

:aok:

Do you write for the Guardian?

Wee Effen Bee
28-08-2016, 12:29 PM
To fully understand the context of the song it is necessary to refer back to the Sevco version from which the Hibs version is plagerised. In the Sevco version it is asserted that Warburton has a magic hat which allows him special powers with which he is able to win football matches despite having a team with an average age of 46. The New Clubs supporters believed the magic hat allowed them to win all their matches and by and large, last season, the hat did perform miracles in most games, the victory over Celtic in the Scottish Cup semi final enforced this belief further. As the Cup Final approached the belief that the magic hat would win Sevco the trophy was so entrenched in the mass media and the Sevco supporters that anything other than total victory wasnt even considered. All they had to do was turn up with the magic hat. This is where the switch occurred, the hats powers, although substantial and powerful enough to defeat Dumbarton and other sh*te like that, wasn't strong enough to beat Hendersons Deliveries, to be able to do that Warburton would require a magic wand. Magic wands are expensive and Sevco, despite massive over investment of Dave Kings daughters inheritance, weren't prepared to purchase the wand. Henderson duly delivered and the magic hat magically morphed into a giant vagina hat, or fannys hat for those inclined towards a more industrial language. Hope that helps to clear up any misunderstanding.

What he said. :aok:

Brubble1875
28-08-2016, 12:33 PM
Andy Halliday
Was marking David Gray
He f****d it up
And Hibs won the cup
Andy Halliday

dchibs
28-08-2016, 12:47 PM
To fully understand the context of the song it is necessary to refer back to the Sevco version from which the Hibs version is plagerised. In the Sevco version it is asserted that Warburton has a magic hat which allows him special powers with which he is able to win football matches despite having a team with an average age of 46. The New Clubs supporters believed the magic hat allowed them to win all their matches and by and large, last season, the hat did perform miracles in most games, the victory over Celtic in the Scottish Cup semi final enforced this belief further. As the Cup Final approached the belief that the magic hat would win Sevco the trophy was so entrenched in the mass media and the Sevco supporters that anything other than total victory wasnt even considered. All they had to do was turn up with the magic hat. This is where the switch occurred, the hats powers, although substantial and powerful enough to defeat Dumbarton and other sh*te like that, wasn't strong enough to beat Hendersons Deliveries, to be able to do that Warburton would require a magic wand. Magic wands are expensive and Sevco, despite massive over investment of Dave Kings daughters inheritance, weren't prepared to purchase the wand. Henderson duly delivered and the magic hat magically morphed into a giant vagina hat, or fannys hat for those inclined towards a more industrial language. Hope that helps to clear up any misunderstanding.
Can we not just get that well known x factor hibby wagnor to give us a rendition.

Mick O'Rourke
28-08-2016, 12:56 PM
Older Hibernians here will remember Screaming Lord Sutch, who used to contest by elections all over the country.
Sutch founded the Monster Raving Looney Party
(branches throughout Britain. Including Edmiston Drive ,Govan ;-)

He wore a magic hat !
Never won anything of note, either.

Ardenttwo
28-08-2016, 03:44 PM
[QUOTE=Sir David Gray;4804200]Have you only just heard it yesterday?

It's been on the go since the end of May. :greengrin[/QUOTE

Seemed to be great yesterday and has us all in upper west in stitches. Dead brilliant

Cameron1875
28-08-2016, 04:09 PM
To fully understand the context of the song it is necessary to refer back to the Sevco version from which the Hibs version is plagerised. In the Sevco version it is asserted that Warburton has a magic hat which allows him special powers with which he is able to win football matches despite having a team with an average age of 46. The New Clubs supporters believed the magic hat allowed them to win all their matches and by and large, last season, the hat did perform miracles in most games, the victory over Celtic in the Scottish Cup semi final enforced this belief further. As the Cup Final approached the belief that the magic hat would win Sevco the trophy was so entrenched in the mass media and the Sevco supporters that anything other than total victory wasnt even considered. All they had to do was turn up with the magic hat. This is where the switch occurred, the hats powers, although substantial and powerful enough to defeat Dumbarton and other sh*te like that, wasn't strong enough to beat Hendersons Deliveries, to be able to do that Warburton would require a magic wand. Magic wands are expensive and Sevco, despite massive over investment of Dave Kings daughters inheritance, weren't prepared to purchase the wand. Henderson duly delivered and the magic hat magically morphed into a giant vagina hat, or fannys hat for those inclined towards a more industrial language. Hope that helps to clear up any misunderstanding.

Sensational :agree::top marks

Sir David Gray
28-08-2016, 05:42 PM
But then HE ****ed it up

He didn't **** it up on his own though.

It was a team effort. :greengrin

hibs0666
28-08-2016, 05:53 PM
It doesn't make any sense though, that's the problem.

With it not being a magic hat, what does a wand have to do with anything?

Jeezo man have you never read Harry Potter? As explained in the first volume a wand has way more abilities than a ******g pointy hat made of bread wrappers.

xyz23jc
28-08-2016, 06:22 PM
:agree: Mr Logic himself could not have provided a better explanation.

Nor Captain Obvious! :thumbsup::greengrin

Craig_HFC
28-08-2016, 06:53 PM
Anyone know what the song is called that the tune for this splendid little ditty is based on?

EDIT: Got it. 'My Old Man's A Dustman', so obvious but it's been doing my nut for ages.

ACLeith
28-08-2016, 06:55 PM
Anyone know what the song is called that the tune for this splendid little ditty is based on?

"My Old Man's a Dustman"? The old timers will know that it was by Lonnie Donegan.

My old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
He looks a proper narner
In his great big hob nailed boots
He's got such a job to pull em up
That he calls them daisy roots

Since90+2
28-08-2016, 06:58 PM
Anyone know what the song is called that the tune for this splendid little ditty is based on?

EDIT: Got it. 'My Old Man's A Dustman', so obvious but it's been doing my nut for ages.

Lonnie Donnegan - My old man's a dustman.

pedroorange1875
28-08-2016, 10:04 PM
"My Old Man's a Dustman"? The old timers will know that it was by Lonnie Donegan.

My old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
He looks a proper narner
In his great big hob nailed boots
He's got such a job to pull em up
That he calls them daisy roots



Derek and Clive...classic stuff and probably more suited to warburton as much as the fannies hat :wink:

Danderhall Hibs
28-08-2016, 10:10 PM
To fully understand the context of the song it is necessary to refer back to the Sevco version from which the Hibs version is plagerised. In the Sevco version it is asserted that Warburton has a magic hat which allows him special powers with which he is able to win football matches despite having a team with an average age of 46. The New Clubs supporters believed the magic hat allowed them to win all their matches and by and large, last season, the hat did perform miracles in most games, the victory over Celtic in the Scottish Cup semi final enforced this belief further. As the Cup Final approached the belief that the magic hat would win Sevco the trophy was so entrenched in the mass media and the Sevco supporters that anything other than total victory wasnt even considered. All they had to do was turn up with the magic hat. This is where the switch occurred, the hats powers, although substantial and powerful enough to defeat Dumbarton and other sh*te like that, wasn't strong enough to beat Hendersons Deliveries, to be able to do that Warburton would require a magic wand. Magic wands are expensive and Sevco, despite massive over investment of Dave Kings daughters inheritance, weren't prepared to purchase the wand. Henderson duly delivered and the magic hat magically morphed into a giant vagina hat, or fannys hat for those inclined towards a more industrial language. Hope that helps to clear up any misunderstanding.

:aok: excellent

jabis
28-08-2016, 10:44 PM
To fully understand the context of the song it is necessary to refer back to the Sevco version from which the Hibs version is plagerised. In the Sevco version it is asserted that Warburton has a magic hat which allows him special powers with which he is able to win football matches despite having a team with an average age of 46. The New Clubs supporters believed the magic hat allowed them to win all their matches and by and large, last season, the hat did perform miracles in most games, the victory over Celtic in the Scottish Cup semi final enforced this belief further. As the Cup Final approached the belief that the magic hat would win Sevco the trophy was so entrenched in the mass media and the Sevco supporters that anything other than total victory wasnt even considered. All they had to do was turn up with the magic hat. This is where the switch occurred, the hats powers, although substantial and powerful enough to defeat Dumbarton and other sh*te like that, wasn't strong enough to beat Hendersons Deliveries, to be able to do that Warburton would require a magic wand. Magic wands are expensive and Sevco, despite massive over investment of Dave Kings daughters inheritance, weren't prepared to purchase the wand. Henderson duly delivered and the magic hat magically morphed into a giant vagina hat, or fannys hat for those inclined towards a more industrial language. Hope that helps to clear up any misunderstanding.

Splendid riposte.

LancashireHibby
28-08-2016, 11:48 PM
Best song since "one man couldn't carry..."

Brizo
29-08-2016, 05:30 AM
To fully understand the context of the song it is necessary to refer back to the Sevco version from which the Hibs version is plagerised. In the Sevco version it is asserted that Warburton has a magic hat which allows him special powers with which he is able to win football matches despite having a team with an average age of 46. The New Clubs supporters believed the magic hat allowed them to win all their matches and by and large, last season, the hat did perform miracles in most games, the victory over Celtic in the Scottish Cup semi final enforced this belief further. As the Cup Final approached the belief that the magic hat would win Sevco the trophy was so entrenched in the mass media and the Sevco supporters that anything other than total victory wasnt even considered. All they had to do was turn up with the magic hat. This is where the switch occurred, the hats powers, although substantial and powerful enough to defeat Dumbarton and other sh*te like that, wasn't strong enough to beat Hendersons Deliveries, to be able to do that Warburton would require a magic wand. Magic wands are expensive and Sevco, despite massive over investment of Dave Kings daughters inheritance, weren't prepared to purchase the wand. Henderson duly delivered and the magic hat magically morphed into a giant vagina hat, or fannys hat for those inclined towards a more industrial language. Hope that helps to clear up any misunderstanding.

:top marks. That's genius.